₦airaland Forum

Candidlady:
All this long epistle is just a waste of time

You do know you are trying to reason/communicate with goats

Men can never control their sexual urge they were cursed with it...

Bloody rapist

Aurelius1:
What he means is that can you stake all you have that the girl actually faked her result?

gammarays1:
Shut up
He should go ahead and release everything so the matter get settled once and for all 🙄🙄

This same Jamb snake swallowed millions of naira?

Caseless:
It's not good to ask for such. The guy sent it to me. He's a bastard

Buddha3:


You want to go "Wole Soyinka" all up in my ass right now? Man, I'll love to see that one!

Been a fine while I got this entertained on this platform anyway. I could use the amusement, you know.

On another note, you need to refund whatever monies folks have paid you to learn the nonsense you're teaching in the name of "English Language". And you should preferably take up a career in stand-up comedy. Or better still, join the circus. You'll fit right in.

Buddha3:
"Intellect myopia and delusional grandeur"...



What is that?

And you say you're what now? A Linguist teaching British curriculum based English?

You're just an academic clown, my guy! You don't come online to teach me anything but you can come online to tell us you teach English with your half-baked grammatical compositions.

Nairaland sure has amusing characters.

Buddha3:
Even if you dreamed it, you can't possibly teach me "English Language", baba.

People form perceptions of you based mostly on what you show them and less on what you tell them.

You can proclaim yourself to be a Linguist at Cambridge University, it however doesn't change the fact that you compose messages like an intellectually challenged Primary school pupil.

It would cost you nothing to make simple adjustments and put in the appropriate punctuations while typing messages, but you have to exhibit the heady Nigerian mentality in you, and wield your small-mindedness with raised shoulders.

Mr Linguist!

Buddha3:
Please, if you must teach English, do it with your dialect.

You're a practical example of a "a square peg in a round hole". I mean, if you cannot use proper punctuations in the course of your write-ups, wetin you wan go teach people children abeg ?

Buddha3:
You teach English yet you can't properly punctuate sentences?

I feel for your prospective students.

ponishah:
Why seek to partake in existing crime, because of lack of decency

ponishah:
Go and peep your mother's nude pic, you can then circulate online

obembet:
Werey, asehwo... Go to ..... U go see it there

Candidlady:
What do you need the pictures for...


The shameless man's picture is enough

SmellingAnus:
and if a gun was placed on your head to swear that the girl manipulated her result as claimed by this man or that the girl was innocent , which will you put your life on?

pocohantas:
Nice one. I wonder how they play when it is that time of the month. For those ones with cramps.