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It's like the S in SAED is for sleeping ....

Na wa o

Beauty has no tribe

Ilaje1:
Mumu, Tony introduced Plantazun bois (Tuface, Fcae and Blackface), ruggedman and others in his Omode meta sere. Tuface was the was singing "sere ooo, 'sere ayo"

Ruggedman no dey dat song

It's Ruff Rugged n raw

Ibkrichie:
Most successful in what way, try to know more about tony present state of success, you will know that the guy is living large

Successful as an artiste

mirinder:
my name is bimbo. Bimbo owoyemi. You remember that song?

Yes o
Mr Lecturer part 1 and 2

O ti lo

This gov well so

Eedris was the most successful tho

But one thing about this set is that, they never grew up

Zonefree:
Gross

Yeah sure

U can never tell

Zonefree:
Are there things to pick from a woman's vjay

Yes

A woman delivered a baby at the clinic

The midwife mistakenly left a bunch of cotton wool inside her toto while she wasn't conscious

Weeks after, she has belly aches and couldnt bend down or do normal things

She went back to the clinic, they said nothing wrong, it happens after birth

She complained that she feels a lump inside her, them no gree hear

At home, her husband looked inside, probed, felt and and thought he saw something

He shook hand, commot blood soaked, rottening stinky cotton wool

Years later
The wife told us in the staff room when I was a corper

Who is suppose to pick the thing from d woman's vjay tho

That could be dangerous

I don't know if I should call this individual a mentally disturbed boy or girl?

Rita002:
May ur life be quenched into thin air. May u suck d dust of the land. May ur clothes fry up like rags and may ur penis become as shrivel and weak as an earthworm. May u lose ur penis in shame. May ur penis lose its strength in few months. May infection dry u up while u suck ur bones n flesh for fo

Wetin happen

That's how my mother said that I was born naked

I teach English presently

The hardest part is teaching students unwilling to learn and yet you have to teach them

It's frustrating atimes

Yes Boss

But Yoruba say, " ko si iku to ma pa agbalagba ta o ni ba aporipo Ori e"

Dittodat:
Nine people died and the first thing that comes to your mind is Nigerian police.
Always looking for any opportunity to talk bad about Nigeria.
Pathetic.

If it happened in Nigeria and u were in the vicinity and survived

Nigeria Police will leave that boy and arrest u as suspect and beat u blue black before any shalaye

Thank God for your life sir

Nigeria Police will first beat the boy blue black and yellow

See this Mumu expecting VIP treatment in an emergency

He doesn't know what Emergency means ni

How much has he sent to Nigeria in the last 2 years, Ode

Make he no go in the same plane with Tiwa sha

Tiwa na omokomo

brain54:
I sea…


I beleaf you.



*Not!

Lol

Guy

I dey suspect u o