₦airaland Forum

Just take your time to pay back.

You are not telling the truth.

The truth is that, that cow cannot cost more than 50k in Maiduguri. I swear!

You emerged from the purported smelling hole that your dad once fvcked.

Like it or not, your preek must patronize that hole and your preek will not have mouth to complain.

Small boy wen dey fvck smelling toto.

Most men who spend heavily on ladies just to impress or keep the ladies to themselves only, are unconsciously running a Private Liability relationship.

They try to privatise a Public Liability relationship and consequently end up bankrupt. The ladies involved later declare liquidity and sell their loyalty to the public thereby turning a Private Liability relationship to a Public relationship where the Community buys the lion shares!

Please decode and comment.

Let him enjoy his money. Money commands obedience.

Money could make a Community owned toto a Private Liability toto and that's what he registered and ran effectively and efficiently as a confirmed SIMP.

Ladies and gentlemen,

In this era of use of condom syndrome, when was the last time you did it raw with your partner and did digging and pouring with your preek or the spreading of legs to collect the juice from the preek and what motivated it?

Where you not afraid you could contract STI after the short-term enjoyment?

The first pour inside the toto will be the first semblance, later the second pour will start to manifest in new facial semblance.
It goes on like that if more than one preek did the digging and pouring.

Fuel Filling Station.

That's what we mean by greed. Can't you do odds of 1.30?

Dyfynezz12:
Nothing like greed
I do stake 5k or more on just 3 or 4 games nd it will still cut.
Havnt u seen tickets of 2 odds that do cut regularly

If it's akpu, what we buy for N200 in Benin City is smaller than this. One needs at least four to quench hunger.
It's Buhari's government that killed the country's economy, not Tinubu.
This present government inherited a Nigeria that was already battered by Buhari and his bad administration.
Tinubu is just trying out various policies to see if an effective change would be feasible. No one else can do it better!

Pastor nor dey fvck?
Him preek nor dey raise as e dey see open legs and braless boobs as he dey preach for altar?
If your answer is yes, shut up!

grandstar:
"Because of these things, the wrath of God is coming upon the sons of disobedience"- Read Ephesians 5:3-6

It doesn't increase sex drive but tiger-nuts and bananas do.

Tested and confirmed!

You never know with women!

Well, if I were you, I would let her go with the child. I can still be fvcking her for free sha, but can no longer keep her as a wife. She could remain my mistress in the interim while I later shock her by marrying a more decent lady.

REASON: No free toto on the street again oh!

I hope you are not referring to me because right now, I am on top of a lady and would reply when I am done servicing her.

Malroux:
I know a nairaland member that will benefit most from this bill. He is always here 24/7.

Definition of destitute?
Does it match with what they are doing?

Are there no destitutes in other states?

Fraud is not made in Nigeria; it's an imported commodity.

Politics is a dirty game.

See political enemies trying to sell him to PDP.

The other lady is supposed to fight back.

No.
They see bachelors as being sexually irresponsible.

Any married man who envied a bachelor is irresponsible because he wants to go back to such irresponsible behaviour of fvcking irresponsible ladies.

She's yawning for your preek, so, do the needful!

Any solution to this p2p extinction?

U nor get sense at all.

You want dey spend money and emotional distress on a sick person?

Na her toto dey shark you?

Solomon, king fvcker!

His preek must be as handsome as his face.

It will be well with our president in Jesus Name.

You are lucky oh.
My advice for you though is to always prepare financially for an emergency like this.

oladele239:
Update

The lawyer called me today requesting a meeting. He said though they want to renovate the house they were not ready to evict anyone.
We're looking at alternatives of where to put items and other things during renovations.

Rent is crazy , reason I'm very sceptical
By the time you put together agency and agreement and commission and al those nonsense money we'd be looking at millions for a mini flat

Reason I'm just being worried..

Why not reunite with the mother and change her for the sake of your child?

No woman is good oh, it depends on how you tame her. Let her know God for a change.

Preposterous!

What's guan?

Don't take any erratic decision that may jeopardise your peace.
Use the law against him as two wrongs cannot make a right.

But wait oh, how come such a rich and influential man owes your mum money?
Ask to know exactly what happened oh.

Just wasted this fine babe with curvy hips?

O justice,

Where art thou?

You lose fat fast as a man, fvcking everyday!

Rastafari!
Inspiration flowing through this brain.
He is thinking with a wrap of....in his hand.
Jah, save your children!