₦airaland Forum

The Power of God in the Pastor made the gunshot unable to fire!

See im k legs.

I hope im preek nor k too oh?

Governor Obaseki.

Some lecturers are shameless.

Send me your WhatsApp number please:
imaeguaogie@gmail.com

Flenory:
Ohh wow..
This is very easy my bruh..
How do you come with this type of gigs pls??
Anything about autocad or 3d machines/buildings, It's always very easy to me..
Pls when next you got a job like this,hola me bruh and let's split the juice 💯💯

Toto has been commercialized in this hard times.
Private ownership could sometimes be revoked if she's found disloyal to marriage vows.

Colorado has twisted this guy's mind and preek!

He now thinks through the pipes.

Fvck up and end up in jail.

Seven years in a relationship?
Free fvcks,
Freebies!
What a waste of time, money, and energy!

The uglier the face, the tighter the toto.
Discuss!

Two suggested options for you:
Forgive her and let other men with bigger preeks and stronger minds fvck her on your behalf and make children for you if you know your preek malfunctions like I believe your brain does.
Or..
My candid advise for you is that you divorce her, that's if you were legally married to her, and relocate to another place/house. And if you feel emotionally attached to the child and probably your wife, you can be sending them some stipends monthly for sustenance.
You could even get free fvcks sometimes from your whoring wife without emotional commitment.

Yes, this lady had been Victor's girlfriend for three years before she decided to bond with her new man. And they've just married today!

She spent the whole of Thursday night with my friend, Victor for a parting fvck and this morning she tied the knot with Tunde who was smiling from ear to ear in satisfaction for his new status as a married man.

I personally felt sorry for him and thinking too that the first child in this union might not be his.
I fear women oh!

Someone here is about to send his woman and purported child packing again oh!

Help the cheating woman folk please!

Too many baby mamas on the streets.

I wish DNA test is just N5k, more baby mamas for choke the streets and toto would have become the cheapest commodity ever....N200 per round!

My take is that ladies should stop cheating on their male partners for love's sake!

Omuuvwie:
Please how much is DNA test?

One was just playing with my father's erect preek when he was admitted to hospital. I believe her toto must be salivating then.

Ladies are termed decent if they are not selfish with their toto; and indecent when they refuse to allow you in freely.

immortalcrown:
I didn't know that decent people mess around.

Can't we explore this too and produce solar panels out of it?

See shape!

I want to check to see if that boys preek is the size of the girl's toto.

wizrose:
WHEN THEM DAY ENJOY THEIR SELF THEN NO CALL US NOW YAWA DONE GAS NA EVERYBODY GO HEAR THAT ONE INFACT I NEED THAT VIDEO SELF

What a joke!

You will wait till eternity before they finally respond to your call.

Just take your time to pay back.

You are not telling the truth.

The truth is that, that cow cannot cost more than 50k in Maiduguri. I swear!

You emerged from the purported smelling hole that your dad once fvcked.

Like it or not, your preek must patronize that hole and your preek will not have mouth to complain.

Small boy wen dey fvck smelling toto.

Most men who spend heavily on ladies just to impress or keep the ladies to themselves only, are unconsciously running a Private Liability relationship.

They try to privatise a Public Liability relationship and consequently end up bankrupt. The ladies involved later declare liquidity and sell their loyalty to the public thereby turning a Private Liability relationship to a Public relationship where the Community buys the lion shares!

Please decode and comment.

Let him enjoy his money. Money commands obedience.

Money could make a Community owned toto a Private Liability toto and that's what he registered and ran effectively and efficiently as a confirmed SIMP.

Ladies and gentlemen,

In this era of use of condom syndrome, when was the last time you did it raw with your partner and did digging and pouring with your preek or the spreading of legs to collect the juice from the preek and what motivated it?

Where you not afraid you could contract STI after the short-term enjoyment?

The first pour inside the toto will be the first semblance, later the second pour will start to manifest in new facial semblance.
It goes on like that if more than one preek did the digging and pouring.

Fuel Filling Station.

That's what we mean by greed. Can't you do odds of 1.30?

Dyfynezz12:
Nothing like greed
I do stake 5k or more on just 3 or 4 games nd it will still cut.
Havnt u seen tickets of 2 odds that do cut regularly

If it's akpu, what we buy for N200 in Benin City is smaller than this. One needs at least four to quench hunger.
It's Buhari's government that killed the country's economy, not Tinubu.
This present government inherited a Nigeria that was already battered by Buhari and his bad administration.
Tinubu is just trying out various policies to see if an effective change would be feasible. No one else can do it better!

Pastor nor dey fvck?
Him preek nor dey raise as e dey see open legs and braless boobs as he dey preach for altar?
If your answer is yes, shut up!

grandstar:
"Because of these things, the wrath of God is coming upon the sons of disobedience"- Read Ephesians 5:3-6

It doesn't increase sex drive but tiger-nuts and bananas do.

Tested and confirmed!