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I know someone here may assume it is HIV/AIDS.

Where is Nigeria on the list?

Methinks it's on the world poorest countries list

Idle minds...tools for the devil's workshop.

Not in May!

Welcome to a New Month.

RIP to the dead.

Anger is temporary madness; the best way to cure it is to walk away from the scene.

AI bot sighted here!

This is a distraction.
Please create your own thread.

I am Emeka from Anambra but your tribe or country is unimportant as long as you are black.

I hate IPOB and their fake Biafra agitation

58 years old , 6' 3" (1.93m) , you own height doesn't matter, but you must not be obese (too fat).

Officially still married (for now) with 4 daughters and I want more children but marriage is irrevocably finished.

I am not following any religion at present but your own religion is up to you.

My interests include politics and current affairs, athletics and health.
I am not sexually demanding in fact I need to be more active.

I am currently in diaspora but will return very soon permanently.

You must be age 21 - 40 years old.

Education, employment and health status (e.g. blood type etc) unimportant.

You must have a happy and calm calm personality.
Well mannered .
healthy and fit and ready to have children
Hard-working , domesticated
Loyal and supportive.
PM me or email : usownt@yahoo.co.uk

Hmm.

Uptown babies don't cry

They don't know what hunger is like

They have Daddies, Mummies and some toys to play with.

....Max Romeo (music).

What happens to the Pensioners?

Congratulations!
Use it while it lasts!

Elizabeth Taylor once had such a sexy body but as she grew older, she became less desirable to men.

How the earth eats its inhabitants!

No need to fvck then

You look, you nor look, women are sometimes deceptive.

Let him apply tetmosol soap.

Na your big preek burst the condom.

If the condom had not burst, we wouldn't have known that you fvcked a street girl.
You for chop clean mouth.

Show us the video of how it went or we would regard the story as fake.

Na only toto wen e get moustache dey burst condom.

My Darling,
Una toto dey sweet when entered raw...I swear!

ferhyntorlah:
Please repeat it for those at the back.

Nothing like peace of mind.

I wonder what they see in all these knacking stuff sef!

Tueh!

Trusted my foot.

You never know with women!

Trusted like a fox.

NGArmyTerrorist:
I go dey double my CD these days ooh! Till my trusted babe comes back, no more knacking!

Toto is sweet to fvck but ther carrier can use it as a weapon of destruction!

My grandfather fvcked even when he was in his eighties.

Which one be Android pause again?

Poor girl!

I would have loved to see what she's complaining about. I want to determine if it requires herbal treatment.

What a tragedy!

Wasted fine body!

I laugh in vernacular!

No one smiles no more!

As life bites harder the laughter that once dogged the faces of everyone in most homes now fades gradually.

Three square meals have suddenly disappeared from most tables as essential food items are no longer pocket-friendly.

Garri that used to be the poor man's staple food has bade farewell to most homes!

Noodles that use to be child-friendly has jakpa beyond the child's reach.

Children are now heard telling there parents, "Daddy/Mummy, I'm hungry"!

Broke guys have been jilted by there girlfriends.

Some women are no longer faithful to their husbands because their husbands can no longer cope with family demands.

Financially, the atmosphere is rugged! Fraudsters everywhere. One does not know whom to trust.

Prostitute under various guise on our streets borne out of poverty.

Our leaders not trying enough to help the country out of the mess they plunged it into.

Tell me,
Can Nigerians be happy under these circumstances?

I don't believe you've not fvcked her.

But if you have not actually penetrated her toto, then you are lucky! She would have caged your destiny too.

You don enter witch one-chance!

But I still dey wonder how una dey date girl without knacking her first oh!

Dem one run am streets.

Toto.

Any need putting your preek into a hole you hardly know its content?

It looks like a toothless bearded mouth, but it has hidden teeth that can cause a lot of damage to a man.

I laugh in vernacular!

Nothing dem nor dey see for Nigeria oh.

Does it matter where we come from?
Assuming I told you that we all descended from between the woman's legs, what tribe would you call that?

Edo State.

If we had such a law in Nigeria, almost everyone would be a thief.

A hungry man could then walk into an eatery and serve himself fried rice and plenty of chicken and even go out with takeaways and nothing go happen!

Ha, see heaven!

Abeg, can't one just grab a visa from the US embassy and jump into the plane and head to California without paying for it too?