₦airaland Forum

Na u dey beg for something na u dey insult people.

You need to be humble.

No one would secure a loan for you in that amount without knowing you personally or trusting that you can pay back the loan.

I wish you success though.

You have not told us who is behind Bitcoin.

What a beauty!

Goldfish cannot go missing.

I bet you, she would be found soon by the Grace of God.

Fake Pastor everywhere you go!

Sad news!

RIP to the dead.

You people want to completely finish the average Nigerians that aren't working.

Don't you know that this will heighten inflation in the country?

Rudderless people.

Girls like bad guys not a caring person like you.
You are definitely too soft for her.

The OP is advertising FOREX trade.

Oh boy, I know it's painful, but suicide is definitely not an option.

Put yourself together and move on with life. Things may eventually turn out for your good.
One thing I know for sure though is that you will never trust any woman again!

You are a caring and consistent lover but unfortunately, ladies have preference for hard and bad boys who treat them ruthlessly.
Please, for your peace of mind, drop her and move on. There are many fishes in the sky just as there are many stars in the ocean....sorry, it's the other way round.

Im head nor correct.

Wen toto full everywhere?

I got this from somewhere on the internet and want to share it with my fellow Nairalanders!


As of today .

*$1 = ₦1456
*£1 = ₦1904
*€1 = ₦1885

*ATTENTION*

*In case you don't know the root cause of our problems today, please take time out and read below:*

*42 years ago, precisely on 25/07/1980, the exchange rate was:*
*$1 = 0.80k*

*Are you surprised?*

*Well, we were far more productive in 1980 than we are today.*

*In 1980, the key reasons for economic growth were as follows:*

*1. We were a net exporter of refined petroleum products. Today, we import all our refined petroleum products.*

*2. We rode in locally assembled cars, buses, and trucks. Peugeot cars in Kaduna and Volkswagen cars in Lagos.*

*3. Leyland produced trucks/buses in Ibadan, and ANAMCO in Enugu also produced buses and trucks.*

*4. Steyr in Bauchi produced our agricultural tractors. And it was not just Assembly. We were producing many of the components:*

*5. Vono products in Lagos produced the vehicle seats.*

*6. Exide in Ibadan produced the batteries, not just for Nigeria but for the entire West Africa.*

*7. IsoGlass and TSG in Ibadan produced the windshields.*

*8. Ferrodo in Ibadan produced the brake pads and discs*

*9. Dunlop produced tyres in Lagos, and Michelin Tyres was produced in Port Harcourt. And I mean tyres produced from rubber plantations located in Ogun, Bendel and Rivers State.*

*10. We were listening to Radio and watching television sets assembled in Ibadan by Sanyo.*

*11. We were using refrigerators, freezers, and Airconditioners produced by Thermocool and Debo.*

*12. We were putting on clothes produced from the UNTL Textile Mills in Kaduna and Chellarams in Lagos. They were not from imported cotton but from cotton grown in Nigeria.*

*13. Our water was running through pipes produced by Kwalipipe in Kano and Duraplast in Lagos .*

*14. Our toilets were fitted with WC produced in Kano and Abeokuta.*

*15 We were cooking with LPG gas stored inside gas cylinders produced at the NGC factory in Ibadan.*

*16. Our electricity was flowing through cables produced by the Nigerian Wire and Cable, Ibadan; NOCACO in Kaduna and Kablemetal in Lagos and Port Harcourt*

*17. We had Bata and Lennards Stores producing the shoes we were putting on. The shoes were not from imported leather but from locally tanned leather in Kaduna*.

*18. We were mainly flying our Airways (the Nigeria Airways) to most places in the world. The Nigeria Airways was about the biggest in Africa at the time*.

*19. Most of the foods we ate were grown or produced in Nigeria*.

*We were producing all of the above and many more in 1980*

*Today, we import almost everything. Isn't that alarming?*

*There lies the source of the terrible exchange rate we are experiencing today, and everyone reading this has a critical role to play in reversing this very UGLY trend.*

*We have been talking about these problems and more for ages.*

*It is not enough for us to complain about the exchange rate or point out what others are not doing or are failing to do. The key questions are:*

*1. What are we producing now?*

*2. What role are our so-called leaders/ politicians of today playing?*

*We are forever shying away from responsibility, whereas it is a stack reality, and if we don't deal with it, it won't go away. In fact, it will get worse*.

*To our dear Politicians, if you don't have the capacity to RESET Nigeria to what it was at least back in 1980, then please stay in your house and don't waste our time.*

*Let every one of us go back to the farm no matter how small*

*ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!!*
*Please share widely on all platforms for Nigerians, especially youths, to know the critical role to play in fixing NIGERIA.*

You sound really stupid.
I thought you were long de*ad.

U can make me such an offer when I'm 85.

Lots of strange things happening.
Did Lot's two daughters not make him drunk and fvcked the hell out of his big preek?

Even your serious girlfriends do hook-up.
It's the in-thing in Naija.
Most girls nowadays use jazz on men..particularly wealthy men.

What a good cook!

She cooked the soup while the man's preek did the pounding!

Raw picture or I won't believe you.

hooklover:
Relax curses does not exist.I have so many of them they are intelligent ladies its wat is needed to spice dere marriages...

As we speck am with one in the hotel since morning she is sleeping.

U need to c they way married ladies scream wen dere pussy is sucked....

Why do you always reason with your two legs wide open? You talk like you can absolve a thunderous cum from a cucumber size preek.

Candidlady:
use just 0.002% of your brain... will she be comfy if she had sat down the regular way

You have hit the head on the nail!

LexngtonSteele:


These breakfast stories are funny to hear as an outsider.

Devastating if you're the one experiencing it or paternity fraud.

Truth is, men can be wicked but our anger no dey last. We can shout but days or a week, we don move on.

But you see women ? They can bear grudges for years... the day she will pack from your house...

She will cook your favourite meal, fvck you your favourite style and you will return to find the house empty, surgically cleaned.

Happened to lots of men.

Shadow boxing, made in Naija.

Sometimes I wonder if there is any security agency in Nigeria.
Our security agents especially the police are only good at harassing innocent Nigerians.

Yeah, it's a very lucrative business especially when you establish it in the core North like Kano, Katsina and Zaria.

But while doing that always use your hands to check if your head is still part of your body like people do in the West these days.

If you kill yourself, your wife go dey free to do whatever she wants to do.

You are not tied to her.

Na wa for Nigerians oh!

phabulousangel:
if you will like my idea, it may go long way to help you while you are still working and set a reasonable time for yourself while you money keep working for you, you dont even need all the money, just a trial with 200k will be good enough to try and invest in a FUND MANAGER who trade forex and with time your 200k appreciate to more than 2million. I m not the one trading but I can introduce my FUND manager who happen to be Manager of a FOREX BROKER IN NIGERIA here, they will not collect any money from you but open an account in your own details, only for them to trade and you too can see how they trade for you and if yuo are not satisfy, you can ask them to stop the trade and collect your money.

make sure u have something that bring in money for u b4 you resign please, your money is very save in their hand and they wil show you their past record and a legal agreement b4 they start to trade for U. My email adefame@gmail.com send me ur phone no

What will it cost me to register a business name and how do I get the certificate in Benin City?
I need it for my daughter's POS business.