₦airaland Forum

This topic is strictly for those endowed with toto and not for us carrying cucumber size preeks between their legs.

Entering toto is the preek's major function but when it fails to perform its natural role, ladies may not find it funny.

The question here now is: Can ladies tolerate a preekless life with a spouse?

Most students in the Universities these days are not even qualified to write SSC External exams. So mentally and emotionally bankrupt.

You can fathom out an opportunity when you see one because you believe in the traditional subservient economic life.
Life is now on the leverage; thanks to the internet.
Look at my signature below and hit it big soon.

Omoapena:
Nigerians are just too gullible, someone is using their time and resources to drive traffic to his app and ranking up on Google play store to make money for himself and they think he will pay them.

I laugh.

Nigerian content creators and fake news wen go send all of them to jail!

What is wrong is wrong.
No human being has the moral right to take the life of another person who didn't commit murder.
God will surely punish whoever does such evil. I wonder how some people take pleasure in seeing another person die or been involved in such killings.

If you have killed for whatever reason, may such person die too and see how sweet the agony is.
I'm not taking sides with any country or group; my opinion is this: enough of those blood-letting and let others live a free lifestyle. If religiously their ways of life is bad as it is in modern times, let The Creator judge them. Man is not worthy enough to be God's Judge. We are all inferior before God.
Let's not be blinded by bigotry and hate.
And for those of you killing human beings for ritual purposes, may your days on earth be numbered. May what you did to a fellow human being be done unto you. I think na u like money pass..continue, God will give you same treatment at the peak of your enjoyment. Amen!

WriteerNg:
Bush, Clinton, Obama have more blood on their hands than Raisi would in 3 lifetimes.

The US have murdered more than 3 million innocent civilians since 2000.

True.
The summary of it all is that we are wicked people.

oz4real83:
If I had a country, with the attitude of some Nigerians, even with visas they won't still be allowed to enter my counrty

Stop calling The Creator an imaginary being or He would not hold you guiltless.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

We were born to die...for everyday we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

Anybody who wakes up in the morning and pray for God's protection is a coward and a disgrace to the intelligent of humans


How could humans be so stupid to think that one imaginary being up there in the sky protect them

What about the people dying every day so God doesn't give a fuckkk about them
Before you quote me ensure you are a logical being and a human of common sense
If not don't quote me
What happens to mr A can happen to Mr B. You are not receiving any preferential treatment from one imaginary being
Get that into your head and stop being stupid

And you are happy you scammed us. You are creating a bad precedence for others who genuinely need help.

Okay

I hope this is not fraud oh.

They would arbitrarily hike the price for selfish reasons.

The market woman selling garri is our worse friend. How does USD affect the cost of garri?
Wicked Nigerians!

Drug induced...methinks!

Okay.

True. But semi-literate government officials and illiterate politicians won't allow it to be.

HydraFeeds:
Great idea ,that's how the Government can control crypto market and price manipulation



What's story story there ? He simply shared his contribution which makes sense .

You people want to fuel inflation.

People on the streets are suffering oh. Don't increase the economic distress oh.

I pray!

It's like a pregnant woman telling people she didn't fvck before getting pregnant.

Police and bribe are like 5&6.

I wish her good luck in making marriage choice.

After paying for business plan, you abandon the person abi?

What about the guarantor issue?

Na u dey beg for something na u dey insult people.

You need to be humble.

No one would secure a loan for you in that amount without knowing you personally or trusting that you can pay back the loan.

I wish you success though.

You have not told us who is behind Bitcoin.

What a beauty!

Goldfish cannot go missing.

I bet you, she would be found soon by the Grace of God.

Fake Pastor everywhere you go!

Sad news!

RIP to the dead.

You people want to completely finish the average Nigerians that aren't working.

Don't you know that this will heighten inflation in the country?

Rudderless people.

Girls like bad guys not a caring person like you.
You are definitely too soft for her.

The OP is advertising FOREX trade.

Oh boy, I know it's painful, but suicide is definitely not an option.

Put yourself together and move on with life. Things may eventually turn out for your good.
One thing I know for sure though is that you will never trust any woman again!

You are a caring and consistent lover but unfortunately, ladies have preference for hard and bad boys who treat them ruthlessly.
Please, for your peace of mind, drop her and move on. There are many fishes in the sky just as there are many stars in the ocean....sorry, it's the other way round.

Im head nor correct.

Wen toto full everywhere?

I got this from somewhere on the internet and want to share it with my fellow Nairalanders!


As of today .

*$1 = ₦1456
*£1 = ₦1904
*€1 = ₦1885

*ATTENTION*

*In case you don't know the root cause of our problems today, please take time out and read below:*

*42 years ago, precisely on 25/07/1980, the exchange rate was:*
*$1 = 0.80k*

*Are you surprised?*

*Well, we were far more productive in 1980 than we are today.*

*In 1980, the key reasons for economic growth were as follows:*

*1. We were a net exporter of refined petroleum products. Today, we import all our refined petroleum products.*

*2. We rode in locally assembled cars, buses, and trucks. Peugeot cars in Kaduna and Volkswagen cars in Lagos.*

*3. Leyland produced trucks/buses in Ibadan, and ANAMCO in Enugu also produced buses and trucks.*

*4. Steyr in Bauchi produced our agricultural tractors. And it was not just Assembly. We were producing many of the components:*

*5. Vono products in Lagos produced the vehicle seats.*

*6. Exide in Ibadan produced the batteries, not just for Nigeria but for the entire West Africa.*

*7. IsoGlass and TSG in Ibadan produced the windshields.*

*8. Ferrodo in Ibadan produced the brake pads and discs*

*9. Dunlop produced tyres in Lagos, and Michelin Tyres was produced in Port Harcourt. And I mean tyres produced from rubber plantations located in Ogun, Bendel and Rivers State.*

*10. We were listening to Radio and watching television sets assembled in Ibadan by Sanyo.*

*11. We were using refrigerators, freezers, and Airconditioners produced by Thermocool and Debo.*

*12. We were putting on clothes produced from the UNTL Textile Mills in Kaduna and Chellarams in Lagos. They were not from imported cotton but from cotton grown in Nigeria.*

*13. Our water was running through pipes produced by Kwalipipe in Kano and Duraplast in Lagos .*

*14. Our toilets were fitted with WC produced in Kano and Abeokuta.*

*15 We were cooking with LPG gas stored inside gas cylinders produced at the NGC factory in Ibadan.*

*16. Our electricity was flowing through cables produced by the Nigerian Wire and Cable, Ibadan; NOCACO in Kaduna and Kablemetal in Lagos and Port Harcourt*

*17. We had Bata and Lennards Stores producing the shoes we were putting on. The shoes were not from imported leather but from locally tanned leather in Kaduna*.

*18. We were mainly flying our Airways (the Nigeria Airways) to most places in the world. The Nigeria Airways was about the biggest in Africa at the time*.

*19. Most of the foods we ate were grown or produced in Nigeria*.

*We were producing all of the above and many more in 1980*

*Today, we import almost everything. Isn't that alarming?*

*There lies the source of the terrible exchange rate we are experiencing today, and everyone reading this has a critical role to play in reversing this very UGLY trend.*

*We have been talking about these problems and more for ages.*

*It is not enough for us to complain about the exchange rate or point out what others are not doing or are failing to do. The key questions are:*

*1. What are we producing now?*

*2. What role are our so-called leaders/ politicians of today playing?*

*We are forever shying away from responsibility, whereas it is a stack reality, and if we don't deal with it, it won't go away. In fact, it will get worse*.

*To our dear Politicians, if you don't have the capacity to RESET Nigeria to what it was at least back in 1980, then please stay in your house and don't waste our time.*

*Let every one of us go back to the farm no matter how small*

*ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!!*
*Please share widely on all platforms for Nigerians, especially youths, to know the critical role to play in fixing NIGERIA.*

You sound really stupid.
I thought you were long de*ad.