₦airaland Forum

TEACHER: Class, "What is a NOUN?"

CLASS: "A NOUN is a name of any person, animal, place or thing!"

TEACHER: Clap for yourselves!

NOUN is our own. We must make it great!

Thank you Mr. E Money for your philanthropy.

Wait oh! Who takes care of his beautiful wife?

Okay.
We hear.
But hunger is our greatest threat.

How does this affect akpu, garri and groundnut that are locally available?
The truth is that Nigerian traders are greedy and wicked. They take advantage of every negative situation to enrich themselves.

erniok:
Don't really blame them. Importing at 1,800 to a dollar and selling at 1,200 no go easy oh. FG should help them.

Fearless: Made in Nigeria!

Does he fvck?

I would prefer FairMoney. Its interest rate is up to 24%.

Old school.

Good job by the EFCC.
What then happens to those who are robbing the country blind and those collecting constituency development money without actually doing any work for the constituencies?

Imagine the risk she's taking for the sake of failed parents!

Please, get enough money first before you start bringing innocent children into this harsh economy that isn't baby-friendly!

I hate eating giant rats!

This is a big rat, meeen!

A headless crab making prophesy for a crab with a head.

Dey do anything for money these days.

Apologise to her and continue to fvck her.

Forget respect. She lost respect for you, the moment she saw your small preek that looks like a seed of groundnut.

Reschedule your loan repayment plan and repay gradually.

In 2024, I believe if the list is updated, Nigeria would come top on the list.😊😊😏

Fear who get beards!

Nigeria is full of fake items made by fake individuals.

Fake news.
Why have you all become liars?

Biological deficit. Nor worry, just get money.

That kind of sleep would be with two eyes open.
☻☻😈😈

I did my NYSC in a Federal Girls College in the West.
My dear readers, whenever I was delivering my lessons in the class most of the girls would spread their legs wide for me to see. And in most cases, I saw many things between those legs that kept me stammering all through the lessons. And my preek too was always rock steady!
Omo, I even wanted to serve the Federal Government one extra year for free in same school.

Just go your way...You may even get a better replacement.

Can you lend me this babe for just one week please?
I will pay her for it.
Me too wan blow!

Stout and bitter kola ehn...go do the trick.

I use to know of chin-chin creame those days.
When applied to the preek while fvcking, the lady would experience cloud 7.
Very erotic.
I don't know if it is still available in the pharmacy.

Contradictory stories everywhere!

Naija na wah.

Is this for real?

Is this not a scam?

The devil's candidates.

He invited death to himself.