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Perhaps you think you have a gatekeeper who waits to lock and unlock the gate for you at will.

You thank God say nor be the fence around my house you jump pass; you for collect! .

On BEDC Benin, I got about 30 units for 6k

We fear women pass devil sef.

Beebah321:
Jeez
After God, fear Nigerian men.

Blood of Jesus!

She may plan your death if you do not discard her immediately oh.

Heartless!

The leaders of tomorrow doing what they know best!

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Even my girlfriend go fvck Yahoo Boy for money yesterday despite monthly allowance wen I dey give am..someone catch am.

Instead of them to pour the juice inside toto and take am born, dem dey throw way am for toilet.
They will meet their Waterloo.

Down to what?
Go to the hospital please.

I don't know why I'm salivating like a baby seeing this picture. Preek sef nor gree rest.

Well, ask your sister to do proper lab test as would be recommended by a medical doctor.

Nigeria dey borrow too.

Self-employed terrorist.

My grandfather died at 118.

Nigeria dey owe workers a lot too.
I wish it is a human being, I for wear knickers go im house go draw debt wen e dey owe me.

I shall suspend the use of AC in my house till further notice.

What is interesting in a Minor's toto?
Scanty beards and a small gash in between?

I can't do a Minor...even in my dreams!

Your mate they think of how dem go invent car wen dey use water you dey teach how to sleep with girls.
See my people oh!

Craze everywhere you go!

Hmm, the heart of a man.

You made yourself available to a bad boy!

Be with her...sex free until she's 18, then fvck the he'll out of her and probably marry her.

Your choice of the bad guys is what later breaks your heart!

Experience is the best teacher.

Ilamina:
Is circumcision

Nigerian men circumcize, Caribbean men don't


We Nigerians proudly embrace the Jewish culture of circumcision

I hate uncircumcised dick

Na bad guys dey capture them Las Las.
The cool and gentle guys be their mugus.
Me, I done tire to play mugu sef; I wan be bad guy.

Naija, anytime, anywhere!

Corruption everywhere you go!

The goose that lays the golden eggs must be specially treated of course or no golden egg for her.

It is really horrible!

Imagine the earth swallowing humanity!

I'm not promoting anything.
I've gotten enough of it.

I'm just wondering why some people would not want to give something being offered for free a try.

Pi is going to surprise many people and make the patient thank their stars for being part of the huge wealth that everyone envisages soon.

If you still don't understand what I am talking about, spy my siggy below for more clarification and thank me later!