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Preposterous!

Puss360:
Lol.
. Mobile borehole . I don hear new one...
The day I wan quarrel with any girl, I don get new words...

Pensions are not even upgraded to meet with current economic realities.

To be fair to Obaseki, he pays pensions before the 26th of every month. But the amount paid remains static.

So chic.
So sexy.
I feel so Hot.

Let women breathe!
They are the strength of our lives.

Fvcking a friend's serious girlfriend.

You can blow a girl for 2k in Benin City. 2-3k for hotel short time accommodation. Total: 5-6k.

I need just N18m to set up a modern eatery and spa.

Sirchiboy:
I need someone to lend me 10m please 🙏

Remember to pay 10% of it as tithe oh.

Sirchiboy:
I need someone to lend me 10m please 🙏

If she actually wants to fvck her ex she wouldn't tell you she's travelling.

Stay calm; your brother wouldn't fvck her either.

Your children nor go resemble you.

She's beautiful.
The Vaseline guys must be busy looking at between her legs now and doing their thing!

Na lie!

Toto wen go smell must smell even if the lady drink gallons of cinder or waytin you call am again?

However, there are some smell from the virgina that is an afrodasiac and romantic. Such smell could be tolerated though. But the rotten gecko smell is a turn-off. Na to zip up and discharge the lady straight!

Cunning man jam wayo lady...the story of an Ijebu man meeting an Urobo lady.

Na who know go know!

You mean big yansh or big hips?

Which one be waist again?

Can he gain erection at all?

If he can, then let him improve on his sperm count by taking reproductive supplements.

If that doesn't improve his performance, well, bear with him for sometime. Who knows, miracle may happen.

No!
Don't try it or it may react on your Central Nervous System and bring about instant madness!

Oh boy, you are rich!
It's a gem worth more than $52million..I swear!

Don't let people take it from you oh.

How can a girl die during sex?

Nor be to spread her legs 180° make the man preek dey do the digging deep?

You are of course not the only man in her life. You need to tame her to your taste and completely possess her if you have the means; if not, you are just another cow in her ranch.

Cloggym:
Before her, I wasn’t sex starved. I didn’t start dating her cos of sex. We talked for a month and I felt some connection. I actually like her.

Na to fvck am.
See how I dey relate with my fvck mate if I wan fvck am.
In fact I wan fvck am in less than 24hours from now.

immortalcrown:
To you, "Are we seeing today?", means nothing but sexual intercourse?

I can guess🙄

HanisahZuwy:
Please, recommend a solution for me. I wouldn't want to say why it got torn now. Maybe when I get the solution.

You are under a spell.
To get you out of it, buy this native soap that cleanses you of such a thing.
It costs only 15k.

Any lady you date now is someone's 'faithful' girlfriend.

Continue!
Too sweet to let go!
The toto don catch!

Na robbery.

Na juju.

House-help

He has a Calling!

May God strengthen him.

My fear though is that when he grows up and tastes kpekus, that Calling may vanish into thin air!

Moderator, please take this to front page for more attention..🙏🙏🙏

It's a slight on our fathers who helped to build the State in the past!
The State government must do something to assuage their suffering.

Pensioners in Edo State are indeed suffering the effect of bad governance.

Imagine, the former Governor of Edo State, Aliu Oshiomhole shutdown the State Pensions Board till he left office so that he will not be saddled with the responsibility of paying the State Pensioners their gratuity.

This is absolutely inhuman!

In the present dispensation, Governor Obaseki is asking the State Pensioners to choose between their monthly pension and their gratuity when they demanded their unpaid gratuity since 2012.

Our old builders of the State are suffering.
Pensions doesn't tally with the present day economic realities yet the government is paying deaf ears to the cry of our supposed Senior Citizens.

This is unfair!

That's the reason why we suffer moral decay.

Samantha124:
Of enduring your nonsense.

Back in the olden days women were expected to endure a lot of crap from men because they were seen as inferior beings with nothing to say, but things have changed now.