₦airaland Forum

beautifullll1:
the woman is inside the parrot... lmao

Lol. . .Nice response.

The woman is the "parrot". He only needs to look deep enough through the mind to see it. Very mind challenging, love this.

wow, this is very creative

This guy need some slap to help restore back to factory settings.

Strongfaze:
will and shall are not words of probabilties. Besides all government projects has to be santioned.

Don't say probabilities but futuristic. The future is no time. What happened to: was, had been, etc

Easyruns:
Nigerian I want to bring to your remembrance that the Delta Steel company in Ovwian Aladja in Delta State is still in ruins and the Warri sea port and railway lines running from the stellar plant to connect other states is abandon and yet the government is planning to bring back Ajakuta steel plant?
My people time out time to visit the Delta Steel plant and you will know that Ajakuta plant is learning.
I did my IT there in 1998 and I wept bitterly when I saw massive infrastructure been wasted.
For your information the Delta Steel plant is close to sea for easy export and was build to manufacture cars, engine blocks etc....and many Nigerians was sent abroad for training but many of them came back wasted away and even died without seeing the aim of the steel plant achieve.
This marginalization of the south south should stop. Planning to waste our resources to find oil in lake chad is foolishness of the highest order but all of you should remember that what goes around comes around.
Long live the Golden Hen of the Nigeria's economy..The Niger-Delta

Imagine, why won't the sane Nigerians keep running out of this country. And even those well to do in Diaspora refusing to come back. "There was a country"

Tonnierichy:
Certainly.
Efforts are already being made for that

For the 1st time in a long, I'm actually having trust in this present administration

Its just sad many people are out to frustrate it's efforts

Good to hear, I sincerely applaud your level of trust for this adminstration. I had double of such confidence before the electoral victory, even against a fellow SS. But all that is gone with the reality on ground. Because with all the love and support from the vase majority of Nigerians, which i doubt if any other living Nigerian can ever have, and he is "finally unable" to bring about the desired practical change to people's lives. Then, Nigeria is gone forever.

Though, I have given up on Nigeria. May your continuous trust and hope for this country brings something positive for greater good.

Not surprise. When who sent you and what region are you from is now the only standard procedure for recruitment into the force et al.

Tonnierichy:
Its not a futuristic promise

Its a move, inspired by an effort to diversify the economy.

And the government is desperate to make it work out

I agree with you and i pray it works out. But as a realist, the Nigeria politicians have taught me to only believe what I can say and touch. Not some imaginal/
promises. However, the same effort should be extended to the agricultural sector. Nigeria have no excuse for food import.

Tonnierichy:
People will still come here and shout "propaganda"

One has to wonder what exactly they want from this government.

They rebuff and groan on every good move the government make

You can't be talking and thinking "negative" and expect to progress in life

Yes, because everything so far has been futuristic promises: We will, we shall, set to, plan to, likely to, going to, etc. It is Nigerians that ought to be telling and celebrating government for what has been already done.

Another futuristic promises as usual. Anyways, it is at least better than the "corruption" distractions, scam

Answer: Fashion madness

TonyeBarcanista:
Comander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces- North
National Security Adviser- North
Minister of Defence- North
Permanent Secretary, Defence Ministry- North
Chief of Army Staff- North
Chief of Defence Intelligence- North
Chief of Air Intelligence - North

kontinuu

IGP- North DSS-North NSCDC-North PRISONS-North CUSTOM-Norht IMMIGRATION-North One Nigeria my footh

There was a country

Thank God for her life

Imagine the nonsense and advance form of slavery. That is how one idiotic element "government" will wake from the wrong side to demand Nigerians to be paying for breathe one day. Which ever government thought of this would've been beheaded in a sane country. You want to cut cost, yet your convoy hasn't reduced, allowances, aids, etc. Why would any Nigerians agree to join in the suffering when you eat alone in the time of excess. "I give up on Nigeria"

No need for Ram then

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USAGE GUIDE FOR USING MILK OR PURE NATURAL HONEY

1. GET A GLASS CUP
2. TEAR OUT THE PRODUCT FROM THE SACHET
3. EMPTY IT INTO THE GLASS CUP
4. POUR INTO IT LIQUID MILK OR PURE "NATURAL" HONEY (IF USING HONEY, YOU MAY ADD A LITTLE WATER TO EASE DRINKING)
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USAGE GUIDE FOR USING PAP (AKAMU)

1. MAKE THE PAP AS YOU NORMALLY MAKE IT
2. TEAR OUT THE PRODUCT FROM THE SACHET
3. TURN IT INTO THE ALREADY MADE PAP
4. YOU CAN ADD LIQUID MILK OR PURE NATURAL HONEY (OPTIONAL). BUT NO SUGAR
5. STIR TOGETHER AND DRINK

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USAGE GUIDE
It can be taken with normal temperature water, honey, pap or any other non alcoholic drink. Attached is a picture display of "how to use" with water.

* GET A HALF GLASS OF WATER
* TEAR OUT THE PRODUCT FROM THE SACHET
* EMPTY THE PRODUCT INTO THE HALF GLASS OF WATER
* STIR PROPERLY WITH A SPOON AND DRINK

Nor be PMB fault. Na our brother GEJ wey fail our hand I blame, even in his appointments, he favoured every region especially this same North.

PICTURE DISPLAY OF "I AM A MAN" HERBAL TEA

PICTURE DISPLAY OF THE HEAD OF THE RESEARCH TEAM trying to do what he does best by researching more about the hidden values in nature and giving seminar to trainees

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