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instead of bein critical we should Len to appreciate even if its real or not I appreciate him for carrying gun living his loved ones behind to reduce or quail d b.h threat......... if u don't have military relatives u would criticize d military for every little tin #proudly a wailer no more comments

so na transport dem gve Amaechi afta all d APC e thugs clam dat Dy would make him minister for Niger Delta. with dat he would deal with Wike...... Hahahahaha

And I as a Niger deltan don't want to join maybe u can change Ur citizenship if it works( just saying) no more comments #proudly wailer

moderation2020:
I dont even knw y am giving this bingo attention

my young friend I forgive u....go and sin no more may Ur eyes be open b4 its 2 late #proudly a wailer no more comments

NDU no even Dy d list with all d mumu way dem Dy mumu .......mtcheeeeeeeeew

moderation2020:
if it has been happening in this useless country, then why post it in the public domain, checkout d mo ica that posted the info, does it look like moderation2020

but GEJ and odas Neva claimed to be as self righteous as pmb *in d voice of van diesel * shutttttttt up

Now the main question in this appointment is not that he is northerner or he is corrupt himself no but that:
1 OFFICE OF C.S:just like the military and other organisations ranking is very important especially in times of handing over -usually to the second in command- he wasn't even in the customs as a worker or stake holder all of a sudden he gets appointed as a customs general okk alotta supporters claim that its only in the gazzete that its stated as a rule and the constitution supersedes it -left mhee pondering if we are seeing another eats of coup detat in customs and inec- ok they also claim he can be trained then
2TRANING- this man generally has no idea of how to run this place ok if he has to be trained the questions are
a-how long will the training last;and during this period will the customs be put on auto pilot like the economy?
b-who would do the training? Cause if its same 'corrupt' officials of customs then his appointment is just the start of the end okk if you feel he has enough traning to handle any position given his military experience then
3CIVIl SERVICE RuLE: given the fact that he was appointed as a c.s and not sole administrator ;and that the said position is a civil service occupation then he is a civil servant now i wonder what happened to the 35yrs of service and 60yrs of age if the argument is he is freshly appointed so have not served for 35yrs is he not above 60 if he is exempt from this rule then what happened to a president that's for 'everyone and noone' then please put my mother back to work
-IMISKI'S OPINION

Allota hash # tags been trnding rcntly on twitter just wanted to add diz one here just for the fun
#BROKENIGERIANNIGGERSBELIKE:
"all big men are in ogboni cult"(nah u put dem dere?)
"all big men are stingy and wasteful"
"ugwu(leaf) and bitter gives blood so add more vegetables to have a healthy meal"
"i don't drink acohol cause it has cholesterol" (arh achol cholesterol ke!?)
"buying an i-pad is waste of money afterall with a Nokia torch we can still all make calls"
"all big men children are spilt"((nah you spoil dem? Abeg warm dem nah))
"why buy a ferrari when with ma peugout 504 we will still get to the same place"((bros same place but not with the same type of comfort)
"treking is a form of exercise dats why our parents dat where here before cars came are stronger Dan us"
"oyibo medicine nah nonsense herbs better pass" (specially moms in the morning you see dem mixing all kinda leafs even one leave of paper)
"all rich men are show offs" (poor men are show on's)
"my uncle used ma fathers destiny to get money"(you use him pikin make your own money nah)
"nah one old woman for villa wey no gree die dey tiff luck"(kill her nah)
"its stupid to buy a cloth of 3k for what dats expensive" (hell i did diz one too hehehehehehehe)
"the fmr coordinator of the economy Okonja Iwela is the reason for poverty in Nigeria" (How?)
#onlypoorpeople :
know weird facts like do you know ugwu contains 5 percent natural liver enhancing agent( who e help?)
are deeply involved in politics but never play it they know all the politicians by name their political history etc etc
blame everybody and everything for there poverty "if you had not parked your car here i would have sold all ma goods" etc
PLEASE ADD YOURS LET D FUN GO ROUND #respect to ma root

The joke that got mhee laffing is Buhari government

All these Buhari supporters don't reason before dey talk "its happening everywhere even in America China etc" then if so why don't He start making economic policies now or appoint someone to do so before things get out of hand instead of leaving everything on auto pilot ...instead of chasing corrupt officers why not improve the economy cause when you keep chasing and leave governance on auto-pilot at the end Even loyal supporters would turn back on you specially when things don't turn out well -
PERSONAL OPINION

sentaljohn:
common! let's give this man a chance na.......there are laws and constitution guiding all the processes.. PMB knows what he's doing.. there r still lotta appointments...its just that the majority of the people he trust at this moment are the people around him( his immediate environment which are the APC loyalist ). and as it stands now, 90 percent of northerners support APC...the appointments will still reach every section of the country. he'll give people from other regions responsibilities once he know they are loyal and I believe he tried choosing majority from these regions as his proposed ministers which were later screened out. hundreds of appointments r still yet to be made.. I think he's just taking his time to get people who won't betray him and deliver well also.......we are one!!

its painful to see people like you talk can't you even read the hand writing on the wall. What other evidence do you need that we are doomed .he said it not even in Nigeria went as far as saying it before the whole world. All his appointments so far have been Marginalized . I had always prayed for Jonathan to lose and rest so that Buhari can take over and we can see the difference clearly . It think now errythin is like 7up -cause the difference is clear.

Magnus abe should be given the opportunity because he is the main reason most OGonis joined the APC and it would be fair on his pary since most Ogoinis are clamoring for a governorship since they beliv they have been side lined

Heard kolanut also cures it from google

Its was amazing it was spectacular at the carniriv on sunday morning when m.I was called on stage to perform the cheers from the crowd was damn amazing .But the highlight of the performance was when Mr incredible started. Singing one of his hit track beef as soon as he got to tHe part "see wor wor pikin dy form hansome" the lights went off for some seconds and to the suprise of everyone in the audience kelly hansome was already on the stage with the short black boy. It was amazing men he sang couple of tracks but moved the crowd with his song "maga" .Him and m.I shook hands did couple of kellyhansome songs together.couldnt get the image tho cuz I didn't carry ma phne wit me scared of lossing it.All the same Mr incredible ure really a Peace loving God father of naija hip hop.

how does dis affect the price of garri

samintegrity: yes it is, thanks alot bro.. ownloding it nw but my network is soo dam slow, will feed u back ASAP thanks

will it work on p5?

my p5 is bricked. wot do I do

gurus my p5 is bricked it doesn't boot past tecno logo...plz help

Victor the agbero man was at the carpark all mrnin but serious bad mrkt hold am for neck only two ticket he had sold all mrnin . then he saw one man comin into the pak with a big bag immiediatly see it as an opptunity to hammer dat mrnin he immiediatly rushd the bag but as the sayin goes warri no dy carry last the bag owna dragd d bag back noticin d little commotion a police officer quickly rushd in and askd wot d commotion was all abt. Bth cliamd ownership of d bag and cliamd d oda was a theif so the bag owner said he shld be grantd permission to get the recipt for the bag after 20 min he wasn't back wit d recipt victor started boasting "you see he has ran away its my bag he is the real thief" so the policeman ordred the bag to be given to him while collectin the bag d contents fell off and human head fell off. Victor started to shout "No be my bag oo na the man get am oo me I be the thief oooo"

This thing happened to me yesterday I think I should just share it tho itz not a joke
We didn't have light for 2 days cuz we had transformer trobuble so my ba3 was almost dead and no place to charge it so I decided to go to a barba nearby to charge on getting dere no customer so d gen wasn't on and I really needed to charge my phone cuz no light and I didn't kno wen d ligHt wuld come back I just 100 naira in my pocket I can't just place how dat mny came about well I saw it as Gods blessing and told d barba to just line my hair so dat as he is lining my hair my phne wuld be chargin at d same time as soon as d barba just turns d gen on put d first touch on my hair den d we had chldren screamin owtside ''light don come'' almost immiediatly my fada entard d barbin saloon and askd me "oboy where is my change"

thus people better be careful cuz calabar boys wey dne too chop dog meat if dy beat dme ehn hmmm...... I reserve ma comments

hu get bb charger

the most. romantic is ma name is dangote jnr I just got of the phone wit mike adenuga imagine he wants me to buy glo do u want to chop ma money
girl:ur sooo romantic

LOL NICE ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

may ASUU strike you

with diz kin joke u dy find front page. s.m.h with diz kin joke u dy find front page. s.m.h

someone please pass me ur laff

waste of space NAIRALAND MODURATORS delete this guy

your joke os a big disappointment to nairaland and Nigerian economy

burna boy no even shave him armpit sef

maybe she dy use invisible makeups

Perfect caption :THE BEAST AND BEAUTY ;DPerfect caption :THE BEAST AND BEAUTY