REDshouse:
The President as a person or leader can operate from any part of the world, the world is globalised and u can effectively rule or lead as far as u are connected by phone, internet or any other means . . They can only be present if there is need by invitation by National Assembly.

I tire o, as if na presido and vp dey ring assembly bell for Nigerians every morning.

Asari didn’t get the memo? That’s Ahmed Musa!

This result is so bad it cant even be used as a bad example.

You mean people he stole from ?

She simply didn’t want to make up the 77 virgins for a certain group of people.

So na Benin people start BTC

achorladey:


You dey whine me?

No, for real. Do your findings

JW no Dey collect bride price or give marriage list. I say make I drop update o

FreeStuffsNG:
That man who was prosecuted and convicted then made attempt to flee is the root cause of the problem. If that security officer had not intervened, it is that security officer that will be severely punished. He will be sacked, prosecuted and jailed in place of that escaped convict.
The security officer could have used a rubber bullet though.

na you buy am the rubber bullet ?

kerry57:


Bro. Tinubu will get it right. He is making very tough decisions that will gradually stabilize things. Nigerians want quick fix of decades of corruption it can't work

You are right. But the corruption is not ending anytime soon. The fight against corruption is as weak as our currency. I fully support Tinubu’s policy but I do not support how he has implemented it. There’s deep rot in our system which needs urgent deep cleansing. What happened to the so called oil thieves? Nothing ! The list is endless fam.

NairalandForumo:
True, Tinubu might want to freeze all transactions with major crypto companies like Binance....

Joke

kokakola:
You can't shame the shameless.
Even Ministry of Power dey owe Electricity Bill.

This one off me o

Jflex07:
Almost all redeem pastors are fake.

And those that seems to be real are actually deluded. If you hear the inner workings on the church. Na just racket for Oga Adeboye

dkidd:
Redeem that they said we would all bow to abi?

The pregnant lady bow abi she no bow ? 😀

Nawa4nl:
you cant crown a drug baron and expect excellence

If na by drug make him Kuku tell NDLEA to lay low, make boys dey bring in fx via drug sale since him sabi the route.
Omo If ethical ways to bring in Fx no work let’s try unethical ways biko.
Truth is I support his economy policies but I am totally against its implementation.
Who starts a major economic reform on a day of inauguration without coming on board to fully analyze realities?
Corruption which is our major bane for growth is waxing stronger .
Our exports which should have defended the Naira in a floating economy is nothing to write about. The list is endless biko and sadly so is the suffering.

Elibaba1:



Didn’t you hear when she was saying that she reported to matter to the appropriate channels but nothing was done rather she was told to keep quiet? How about the blocking of her salary accounts for months? Would you say this if it was your female relative?

What happened to going awol when her salary was blocked ?

For those that resides in Lagos they do so to avoid POLICE, FRSC , LASTMA and VIO , cheers.

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POV - Point of View

Started with lies already

Samodo:
I'm not a doctor, but I can offer you some general suggestions for promoting the healing of a wound in the anal area. However, it's important to consult with a medical professional for proper guidance and treatment tailored to your specific situation. An anal wound could be a serious issue, and seeking medical attention is strongly recommended.

1. **Maintain Good Hygiene**: Keep the area clean and dry. Gently wash the area with warm water and mild soap after each bowel movement. Pat the area dry with a soft, clean towel.

2. **Use Sitz Baths**: Soaking in warm water can help reduce pain and promote healing. Fill a bathtub or a sitz bath (a small plastic basin that fits over your toilet) with warm water and sit in it for about 15-20 minutes.

3. **Avoid Straining**: Straining during bowel movements can worsen the wound and delay healing. You can prevent straining by staying hydrated, eating a high-fiber diet, and considering stool softeners if recommended by a healthcare professional.

4. **Topical Treatments**: Your doctor might recommend using over-the-counter or prescription creams, ointments, or suppositories containing ingredients like hydrocortisone or lidocaine to help soothe and promote healing. Make sure to follow your doctor's instructions for application.

5. **Pain Management**: Over-the-counter pain relievers like acetaminophen or ibuprofen (if not contraindicated) can help manage pain and discomfort.

6. **Avoid Irritants**: Avoid using scented or harsh toilet paper, wipes, or products that could irritate the area. Choose unscented, hypoallergenic options instead.

7. **Stay Hydrated and Eat Well**: Drinking plenty of water and eating a balanced diet rich in fiber can help maintain regular and softer bowel movements, reducing strain on the area.

8. **Rest and Avoid Activities that Aggravate the Wound**: Give your body time to heal by avoiding strenuous activities that could worsen the wound.

9. **Follow Medical Advice**: If you have been prescribed any specific treatments or medications by a healthcare professional, make sure to follow their instructions carefully.

10. **Monitor for Infection**: Keep an eye out for signs of infection, such as increased pain, redness, swelling, discharge, or fever. If you suspect an infection, seek medical attention promptly.

Remember, these are general suggestions and should not replace professional medical advice. If you have a wound in the anal area, it's crucial to consult a doctor to determine the appropriate course of action for your specific situation.

Team ChatGpt

E get why even the Oyinbo wey get the Uk no Dey dull vacation. If you’re in Rome behave like the romans. At least she earns good bar, make she try Dey run vacations once once.

ppogba:


Is there no difference between Lagos/ Ibadan express way and the road that passes through your street?

Is there no difference between PH/ Aba express way and the road to your village?

I want to believe I am not responding to a primary school kid.

You still didn’t answer the simple question . It’s not at any given opportunity you keep up this bravado fronting online.

Throwback:
This is good news for Nigerian motorists.

Nobody should stop when signalled to do so by those doing illegal job on state roads.

In fact, we should start effecting a citizen's arrest whenever we find them on state roads doing illegal work.

how do we tell federal roads from others

RTID:
Okay, this is crazy. I was with my friend yesterday and he told me a very shocking true life story.
A particular Yahoo boy went to plus up his Yahoo. Babalawo tell am say make him sleep with 25 women for the whole thing to be successful.
“I will advice you to sleep with 50 ladies at least, because many of these women have been used.”, the babalawo said.

This guy went to book a lodge & stayed there for about 2 months. All he was doing was sleeping with different women.
He slept with over 120 women & went back to the baba.
120 women!!? Quite shocking right? Now, here's the most shocking part of it.

The babalawo told him that out of over 120 girls that he slept with, only 8 have not been used. The rest of them have been used by someone else.
Ahhh! This is crazy. I was traumatized when I heard this story. Things are happening.

So many thoughts came through my mind. This is just one of the many reasons why we should flee from sexual immorality.

Normally I don’t do this but here we go. You , the yahoo boy, the babalwo , una Dey ment

Na to follow gas pipe stoway enter Europe. Gastral projection 😀

abobote:
Buhari was not just the worse president, but the most wicked president
He dealt with Osibanjo

Sad as it was PMB was insecured

LadyExcellency:
The cost (N500) in Nigeria 🇳🇬 is high.

Nigeria was selling at N195 and Benin Republic domestic fuel sold at CFA508 (N381), so the smuggler took that advantage to exploit Niger’s market, selling below our litre price. - Benin Republic Reports.

The actual price of petrol in Benin Republic is N381

No be to Dey go buy from Benin republic like this so.

NOC1:
300 what, how is it possible?
First few times are rape the rest are with consent

It is not possible to be a day or week occurrence

Statutory rape, by law as an underage he can’t give consent

ManirBK:
yes life continues but you must obey Jagaban Directives or fall in abyss

This comment has the exact 61 votes he expected, I won’t like this post not to alter his votes and so will you 😀

shiki:
Bro you suppose get award from nairaland, based on the time you join

yes o, we be old cat help me tell Oga Seun o.

nairavsdollars:
Don't mess with the Jagaban. I doubt if Peter Obi can have this guts

What guts? To suspend or fire those appointed on your payroll ?