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Romance › Re: What's The Craze About 'getting Married' by Immorttal(op): 9:17am On Mar 14, 2016
Silkmoth33:
Wetin dey worry you?
Why you go post the topic two times? undecided
nothing they worry me boss. The nairaland server tricked me,i beseech the mods to delete it.
Romance › What's The Craze About 'getting Married' by Immorttal(op): 9:13am On Mar 14, 2016
In my neighbourhood yesterday,two young women embarrased themselves because of a man.It later paned out that man was not even ready to marry.Whats the madness in the form of 'all my mates are getting married' here is Leo,the leading actor of Titanic,he is 41 yrs and still single,still happy and strut his stuff like a Boss, have inner joy at all cost,be like Leo,marriage is not a recipe for happiness. A local example are Linda ikeji,Don Jazzy,Genevieve Nnaji,.Rita,etc These guys are seeing ahead of us all. BE HAPPY, love yourself first.do not let anyone take you for granted,As long as you are alive.Njjjjjjoy!
#eraofcelibacy #isthefuture.

Romance › What's The Craze About 'getting Married' by Immorttal(op): 9:07am On Mar 14, 2016
In my neighbourhood yesterday,two young women embarrased themselves because of a man.Whats the madness in the form of 'all my mates are getting married' here is Leo,the leading actor of Titanic,he is 41 yrs and still single,still happy and strut his stuff like a Boss, have inner joy at all cost,be like Leo,marriage is not a recipe for happiness. A local example are Linda ikeji,Don Jazzy,Genevieve Nnaji,.Rita,etc These guys are seeing ahead of us all. BE HAPPY, love yourself first.do not let anyone take you for granted,As long as you are alive.Njjjjjjoy!
#eraofcelibacy #isthefuture.

Romance › Re: Should I Still Go Ahead And Marry Him? by Immorttal: 8:47am On Mar 14, 2016
lastpage:
I am your "boy"... send me to go and buy roasted plantain, l will go sharp-sharp!

Nice weekend Sir!


Lastpage!
grin grin hope you had fun this weekend Boss!
Romance › Re: Should I Still Go Ahead And Marry Him? by Immorttal: 8:47am On Mar 14, 2016
lastpage:
I am your "boy"... send me to go and buy roasted plantain, l will go sharp-sharp!

Nice weekend Sir!


Lastpage!
grin grin
Family › Re: My Fiance Said I Slapped Her, she wasn't lying ///SCREENSHOTS\\\ by Immorttal: 8:34am On Mar 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:
I'm guessing you must be the friend who gave him the heads up to counter his fiancee's post. I won't waste my time on you, I don't care what he's trying to say
see me see trouble .if you mention me again.the thunder that will fire you is still smoking cloud.
Family › Re: My Fiance Said I Slapped Her, she wasn't lying ///SCREENSHOTS\\\ by Immorttal: 8:27am On Mar 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:
Only hernergygirl can determine if you are a liar or not undecided


BTW the both of you are very immature to be taking advice from friends who may really be enemies in disguise. Goodluck to you both, I wish you all the best undecided
you are such and !diot? Qhen did he mention advice? He is trying to say its not good to judge and reach conclusion from one part of a story.I think he had already moved on. by the way ,birds of the same feather.
Romance › Re: As a guy,what is your greatest Turn Off In A Lady. by Immorttal: 8:18am On Mar 12, 2016
Toks2008:
LOL!

See me see wahala o..i don suffer.

So you just ask for my email to send article for me to modify! I don become article modifier.

Its ok send it to toks2008@modifyarticle.com
i thought you are minister of women affairs grin
Romance › Re: Should I Still Go Ahead And Marry Him? by Immorttal: 6:44am On Mar 12, 2016
lastpage:
You see, they say "Marriage is likened to NIGHT MARKET"........ until you enter, you can never be 100% sure what it is and how it will turn-out.

Seriously, did you even consider that the guy might be broke or going through some financial distress, when he came to see you in the hospital? Yet you think it is your "God-given Right" that he must pay your hospital Bills (for an off-On relationship that you cannot swear both of you were not doing some kpekus with someone else!).

This is what l dont like about "some" women!
They assume because they are "women" (and have that thing), a man should just become clairvoyant and pander to all their wishes! Men too have NEEDS, for Christ sake!
At least, he came to visit you in the hospital, that shows he cares.

Now, he has slapped you once (we dont know what led to it though) but l can assure you that if the event that led to it happened again, he would likely slap you again. He could be the type of person that is temperamental and reacts when provoked.

But where you goofed is trying to "form CIA" on him.
I am sure when he realised you were taking him for a ride by pretending it happened to your girlfriend, when you are actually referring to your relationship with him, he got Mad! (I would too) .......... and called your bluff!

He may not necessarily mean what he said but he is giving you the "middle finger" and saying in Oshiomole's voice: Go and Die! grin

Verdict: Dont marry him.
You dont trust him, you dont believe him....and now you have also sowed the seeds of doubt in his own mind.

It wont work, l dont want to hear another sad-story here in a a few months time.

Like: My loving husband is a beast! he slaps me whn we are making love! grin grin



Lastpage!

BTW: Dont let me see you trying to collect money/gift from him henceforth, .....now that you know you should not marry him o.
You know he can slap wella-wella. undecided
my boss,why are you badt like this grin
Romance › Re: Should I Still Go Ahead And Marry Him? by Immorttal: 6:33am On Mar 12, 2016
bellarmine:
I think your post is incomplete. Also, your way of clearing things with someone that may end up with you is very appalling and highly immature.

See, no one is a fool. And it gets us mad when you start with such instances like "my friend's husband" this and that. How do you think your guy won't know.

Next time be mature to go straight to the point and not creating lies in the name of clearing somethings.

Left for me, you-yourself is not yet ready for settling down. You sound so mentally unprepared for marriage.

Work on yourself,please. And get yourself busy with good stuffs. So you can attract respect for yourself.

Meanwhile, no reasons why he slapped you...
you are so matured with your advice. Most parts of the story are missing.
Romance › Re: Should I Still Go Ahead And Marry Him? by Immorttal: 6:25am On Mar 12, 2016
sukkot:
why would he offer to pay for your hospital bills na ? hin na ya papa ni ? lmao. but ermm about the slap part - we need to hear his side of the story cuz you may have attacked him first and now you are forming innocent. jus sayin
you are making sense my brother.
Romance › Re: As a guy,what is your greatest Turn Off In A Lady. by Immorttal: 6:19am On Mar 12, 2016
Toks2008:
No ask me post UME question..ask yourself what you want and stick with it.
hello toks2008. I will like to send you an article to modify. Can you give me your mail.Thanks.
Crime › Re: Pastor Who Killed And Buried His Father In A Shallow Grave In Anambra - Photos by Immorttal: 12:54pm On Mar 11, 2016
Some fathers deserved to be killed like this. #bittertruth.
Travel › Re: Two Survive Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Tanker Fire (Graphic Pic) by Immorttal: 7:14am On Mar 11, 2016
These guys might still die,. This is a first degree burns and its very dangerous.
Adverts › Re: Nairaex - Buy & Sell Bitcoin and Perfect Money in Nigeria by Immorttal: 8:35am On Mar 08, 2016
How much do you buy Bitcom?
Business › Re: Truexgold Nairaland Customer Support by Immorttal: 9:58pm On Mar 07, 2016
How much do you buy Bitcoins?
Christianity Etc › Re: To Tithe Or Not To Tithe: The Whole Truth From The Bible. by Immorttal: 11:05am On Mar 06, 2016
This article is just spot-on but gullible people would always be gullible.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Religion A Celestial Scam by Immorttal(op): 10:34am On Mar 05, 2016
Atlantian:
Its all in the subconscious mind. When people say the had encounter and shouted 'Jesus' and they were free, my question is always; "Have you ever tried shouting your name?" We create our realities.
you are spot on. There is a lot of positive possibilities when we believe in our selves.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Religion A Celestial Scam by Immorttal(op): 9:50am On Mar 05, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
Deuteronomy 25:11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

I know you'll say it's OLD TESTAMENT. Like it was a different God that wrote that. grin
i'm a little bit skeptic about the bible,(i read it a lot) the original laws and commandments incured by God was rendered useless and ineffective by Jesus.What is really happening? There is more to this religion shit than meet the eye,is a scam to deviate us from our true purpose in this universe.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Religion A Celestial Scam by Immorttal(op): 9:41am On Mar 05, 2016
tempem:
You mean religion did?
maybe the one who iscribed religion into the gullible minds of men.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Religion A Celestial Scam by Immorttal(op): 9:39am On Mar 05, 2016
Something happened to me lately,i've been having nightmares,(yes,i believe in demons too) why they are after my physical body is inexplicable to me.But rwcently,i shifted my conciousness into believing am a god and elite in human form,i can dominate and control everything.That night i dreamed where some demons are worshiping me,. I became shocked, Does it have to do with what you BELIEVE??. If you believe in the Jesus, and pronounce his name in times of trouble,it works too.Jesus might be a fiction but This is amazing.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Religion A Celestial Scam by Immorttal(op): 9:30am On Mar 05, 2016
tempem:
Yes, religion is. But the bible isn't. Only that atheist would never agree that the bible isn't a scam... Just that reading the bible requires a whole lots of effort. But it worth the read.
then who really masterminded the bible,quaran and other sacred books.??
Christianity Etc › Is Religion A Celestial Scam by Immorttal(op): 9:06am On Mar 05, 2016
Something is not right somewhere, how can Jesus,Budha,Mohammed,krishna etc exist in different denominations of each religion as their figure heads?? More so the bible,quaran,and other religious books.Is this a misdirection to deviate us from our true contribution to the universe, what EXACTLY do we represent in the universe. The real truth are hidden from the graps of humanity. Am a Christian,i believe i have a maker who created me in the physical form,but i believe am a powerful spirit who does not die nor have such things as impossibility as in the physical form.God ,the light is in our minds,am not an atheist. But the atheist who shun religion might be ahead of us somehow as religion have contributed more decimation of humans more than anything else.
Death is simply the end of our physical body,we continue to exist on the plane which is our true home and very very ultra real than the life we have now.I still cherished the physical body,but its nowhere near the spirit where you feel in control and nothing is impossible.
Any comments and contributions is appreciated as is good to think outside the box once in a while.
Webmasters › Re: How To Send Document Files Like PDF On Whatsapp by Immorttal: 12:20pm On Mar 04, 2016
immortalcrown:
If whatsapp likes, let it develop the feature of transporting a human being from one location to another, 2go remains my favourite social media app. I don't care about those who say 2go is for kids.
nnaa whatsapp is da bomb.Wake up.
Romance › Re: When You Show A Girl Too Much Love, She Will Misbehave by Immorttal: 10:00pm On Feb 29, 2016
olubusayomie:
Hold love back and you will loose her!! Lobatan chop ur love den
better to loose her than to loose myself.
Celebrities › Re: You Won't Believe This Is Olajumoke On The Runway (Photo) by Immorttal: 1:27pm On Feb 21, 2016
Ishilove:
After two kids it is to be expected

Besides, the shape of a woman's breast determines how firm it will be. Pawpaw and mango shaped breasts will fall quickly, unlike orange shaped bosoms which remain perky for a long time. I know someone whose breasts were still firm after 6 kids because of the shape of her bosoms (orange)

My roomie in the uni doesn't know what it feels like to have firm bosoms because according to her, the boobs grew out and pointed straight down (pawpaw)
bwest analyst.grin
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Now Has Gay Smileys..have You Noticed? by Immorttal: 4:55am On Feb 20, 2016
All is the work of decwptive spirits,aka Demons.
Celebrities › Re: Phyno And His Dogs Adorable Photo by Immorttal: 10:44pm On Feb 19, 2016
cruzita:
only God know how much food these dogs dey chop.See as that Rottweiler face dey
ignorance in its entirety!
Career › Re: Can Your Salary Ever Make You Wealthy? by Immorttal: 4:10am On Feb 16, 2016
asalimpo:
correction: 91m
oprah, in some circles, is cited as an illuminati front. If so, then her wealth isnt a fair example.
Think of it hard though, a billion dollars aint no piece of cake, she came outta the blue and suddenly rose to that hieght.
you said 91m a year is a fluke. Am currently on an entrepreneurial journey that would litter 200m monthly in five years time, calculate it in a year and tell me.
Christianity Etc › Re: Peller: 'TB Joshua, Oyakhilome Use Charms To Perform Miracles' by Immorttal: 7:33pm On Feb 13, 2016
I believe this accusation, People are gullible.
Celebrities › Re: Female Fan Of Flavour Reacts To His Presence On Stage by Immorttal: 7:29pm On Feb 13, 2016
No loyalty and respect for her boyfriend abihuh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Have Finally Gotten A Better And Permanent Job by Immorttal: 1:08pm On Feb 13, 2016
Thank God for you. But entrepreneuring any time any day over any job.

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