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FamilyRe: My Beautiful Wife Smiles All The Time; I Fear She Can Be Snatched By Another Man by Immorttal: 11:11am On Jan 07, 2023
I don't know about beautiful women but a woman that smiles a lot will attract all sorts of troubles to herself. Some people condemning the man will resent it if their wife smiles with every Tom and Harry. Hypocrites.
Car TalkRe: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by Immorttal: 3:25pm On Jan 02, 2023
sheantip:
Was on 200km/h

Reduced the speed cos I wanted to make a video.

Sagamu-ore express way.
wow, what car is that?
RomanceRe: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by Immorttal: 5:03pm On Nov 12, 2022
Nemesis0147:
Avoid guys or friends that treats other people’s fiancée and girlfriend nicely.
gbam
ComputersRe: Unboxing My Onexplayer Mini AMD Edition by Immorttal(op): 5:24am On Nov 05, 2022
JohnnA1:
The mini pro will start shipping on the 8th.

Though I'm still thinking which is better between the one x player and the steam deck.

So how's your experience with your machine bro?
The Onexplayer is better than the Steamdeck. So far, it's amazing experience save from the failure of the curso sensor. But i got another from the company and replaced it myself.

FamilyRe: German Wife Peels Yam With A "Peeler" Instead Of Knife, Nigeria Husband Reacts. by Immorttal: 9:23am On Sep 22, 2022
Kobojunkie:
See reasoning of a man in Germany abeg! undecided
na joke na. Calm down
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Osodeke: FG Should Have Used $23m Abacha Loot To Meet ASUU's Demands by Immorttal: 7:07am On Aug 31, 2022
When they looted the Abacha loot. Useless kantry
AutosRe: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Immorttal: 4:38pm On Aug 26, 2022
oliverjiad:
ure welcome appreciate

Each would cost you #1.180m

Regards

Jaid
why the fixed price on all.
PoliticsRe: Lioness Is Back — Fani-kayode Gushes Over Return Of Ex-Wife, Precious Chikwendu by Immorttal: 12:40pm On Jun 25, 2022
beautyhd:
Good for them.

Give peace a chance, no matter what she can’t be denied access and spending time with her four sons.

Ffk is loquacious, he should speak less and act more.
Short fuse man will soon go off the hook.

What’s the meaning of Aragorn, Ragnar, Liam and Aiden?
hate go make you choose the name of their kids for them too. Tufiakwa
Car TalkRe: How Often Does One Need To Change Gear Oil by Immorttal: 12:39pm On Jun 21, 2022
[quote author=Gana101 post=114010187][/quote]assuming you want to create a thread under politics, crime, health etc. On the frontpage (Home) of Nairaland, under the tag ' Nairaland Nigerian Topic', select any section that matches your topic. Let's say you wanted to create a thread about jobs, you'll tap 'Jobs/Vacancies' section. In your case NYSC, look around, you'll see it easily.
When the page finished loading, look for ' Create New Topic'. When you're done creating your topic, click submit.
Car TalkRe: How Often Does One Need To Change Gear Oil by Immorttal: 7:20am On Jun 21, 2022
Gana101:
I seriously need your sincere advice during NYSC registration for batch B 2022 I saw 1991 instead of 1993 now they've shifted me to Exemption
What can I do
Front page abeg
you need to create a thread for this. You posted it under someone's thread.

I believe you're new on Nairaland.
ComputersRe: Unboxing My Onexplayer Mini AMD Edition by Immorttal(op): 6:39am On Jun 20, 2022
kkins25:
Pun intended you mean. Didn't catch it till now. grin grin grin
grin, lol, yeah.
ComputersRe: Unboxing My Onexplayer Mini AMD Edition by Immorttal(op): 12:03pm On Jun 19, 2022
SimplePlan34:
Threadripper is a branding of AMD high end desktop platform.
Yeah, I only borrowed it wink
ComputersRe: Unboxing My Onexplayer Mini AMD Edition by Immorttal(op): 11:40am On Jun 19, 2022
kkins25:
But at a cost of increased cost. grin grin grin. some maybe the intel corei7 would even cost thrice the price. The 8core 16thread is no joke. That the equivalent of almost the 10th generation Corei7. I hope AMD chips are pushed into more and more laptops... I feel the same way about intel just as i feel about Apple. All that money for nothing out of the ordinary.
I think there's a misinformation. The AMD version can use egpu also. What it doesn't have is Thunderbolt 4 like the Intel version.
They are actually same price, just that gamers prefers AMD version because of the stable drivers. Intel drivers are not too compatible on Windows 11, but downgrading to 10 would do the job.

The Intel version is the 11th generation Core 17 1195G7 though.
Both processors are thread rippers!!
ComputersRe: Unboxing My Onexplayer Mini AMD Edition by Immorttal(op): 11:20am On Jun 19, 2022
kkins25:
Incredible, never heard of this before. How about the GPU though, or it's using integrated graphics? Since it's a Gaming device, i can't help but wonder how it handles the Heat.
The Intel version can use egpu unlike the AMD version.
ComputersRe: Unboxing My Onexplayer Mini AMD Edition by Immorttal(op): 11:19am On Jun 19, 2022
kkins25:
Incredible, never heard of this before. How about the GPU though, or it's using integrated graphics? Since it's a Gaming device, i can't help but wonder how it handles the Heat.
It has a built-in AMD Radeon RX 5700 Graphics.
Heat dissipation is top notch!
ComputersRe: Unboxing My Onexplayer Mini AMD Edition by Immorttal(op): 10:59am On Jun 19, 2022
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ComputersUnboxing My Onexplayer Mini AMD Edition by Immorttal(op): 10:57am On Jun 19, 2022
At the time I was building my work station last year, I stumbled upon the Onexplayer, a robust gaming pc.

The Onexplayer Mini is a handheld gaming computer with a 7 inch display, built-in game controllers, and Windows software that makes it possible to run many PC games.

I decided the powerful CPU and the portability would add more value to my productivity, so I made up my mind to purchase one.

Am not a game freak, I don't play games nowadays, but the idea of a handheld pc excites me, and I like the fact that finally, I can lay my hands on a CPU intensive unit that can handle the softwares on my system seamlessly and without intermittent hanging.

Though, the prices is not sympathetic at all.

the cheapest one is around $1200, while the top of the column would set you back $1500 plus, this houses 2TB memory.

I placed my order on 5th May 2022. Total cost was around $1206, including shipping. (720,000 in Naira)

The item was paid through Barter virtual card, so it costed me extra quid.

It was shipped through Aliexpress Standard Shipping.

Upon receiving the Onexplayer Mini on 18th May, I was impressed with the box. It has a minimalistic feel, with only orange and black shading on the box.

It is a very glossy design that invokes a level of elegance upon looking at it.

However, I was surprised by the bulky feel, it appeared virtually bigger than it was on the pictures.

It was the reason I went for the mini, didn't know it would barely fit in my pocket. And that was the purpose I ditched the keyboard and the protective bag not knowing it would be bigger in reality.

In hindsight, the only mistake I made was not going for the 8.4 inches model. It is bigger, and has a dock attached to it's back.

The ergonomic design of this dock comes with a 65 degree open angle, enabling you to place it on the desk or your lap while doing your task.

A month down the line, I can say I made the best decision on this gadget.

CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill SS3 Student In Benue (Photos) by Immorttal: 5:33pm On Jun 14, 2022
Rastaramsey:
You be mumu grin grin
he might be right. Did you read the headline?
RomanceRe: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Immorttal: 8:38am On Jun 14, 2022
AbujaCitiBlog:
Just as Imagined, you made it all up. No stats anywhere.
be observant, the stats is staring at you everytime you look at the collar bones of male and females around you. Which one is more pronounced?
RomanceRe: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Immorttal: 6:44am On Jun 14, 2022
AbujaCitiBlog:
show us the stats.
you're one of the stats.
RomanceRe: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Immorttal: 9:10pm On Jun 13, 2022
AbujaCitiBlog:
Says who?
says the stats.
RomanceRe: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Immorttal: 9:10pm On Jun 13, 2022
AbujaCitiBlog:
Which people considers prominent collar bone more feminine, abi you go just wake up they throw opinions up and dan.
it's more feminine.
RomanceRe: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Immorttal: 9:07pm On Jun 13, 2022
Datboredberri:
So... Do you think they are attractive? In many societies women with prominent collarbones are considered more feminine...

What's your opinion?
I find it very attractive, but it's domain is mostly on slim ladies.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Resigned From My Job As A Pastor In Winners Chapel And Became A Babalawo by Immorttal: 7:23am On Jun 06, 2022
Beosten:
In my formative years, we were three fiery brothers practising Christianity in Iwo town -- two of us very poor, but with strange will to survive. After secondary education and with nothing to live for, first among us was a talented beggar. As the second guy, my mother is late, and my father's whereabout was unknown. So, the first guy and I were living in one of the three houses I knew belonged to the father of the 3rd guy, but the father didn't care about the 3rd guy, though. The first guy is a genius in gathering monies through request for "urgent 2k" -- we lived on this for years.

Miraculously, I and the 3rd guy obtained degrees in science and administration respectively; the first guy obtained a degree in theology and became the chaplain of a university Chapel.

But those days as a fiery Christian, I lost 40% of my hearing. The last time I visited the first guy of a chaplain, he needed me to source urgent 5k for him. Just this morning, the 3rd guy called me that he has bone fractures and is receiving treatment at the Ogbomosho general hospital. He needs money at least for feeding, but none is forthcoming. Let me add that the first guy is in Baptist, I was in Winners Chapel while the 3rd guy is a Mountain of Fire adherent.

Then I joined the ministry in Winners Chapel. Oratory is still my best physical gift -- those in Winners Chapel Adeeke, Iwo in 2005 will remember me by the name Yinka. I had studied the scriptures from "paali to paali"; prayer sessions I handled those days looked like wartime events. While in the university, I was sent to pastor a new church in another town and did so successfully. But when I started full-time ministry, what you would usually call hosts of hell came banging at my door. They would tell me what would happen the following day and they would come to pass. They would tell me Mr A was at my door while I was still sleeping by 6:30am and that would be so.

Later, those spirits told me why I am on earth, and if I neglect my path, I would regret being born. They said I'm a Babalawo by design. I quickly went on overdrive binding "thoughts that may setup their selves against God's knowledge and every disobedience..." Then I would hear strange laughter of a group of persons suggesting the spirits were many. Then I traveled to see a primary school mate who is making waves as a general overseer of a church. All his prayers or deliverance made no difference.

Then voices started threatening me and commanded me to go to a village whose name I never heard hitherto saying that someone is waiting for me there. I googled the name of the town and I found it. I went there because previous messages didn't fail. I met the person and the priestess gave a stern warning that refusing to work for the gods would be a deadly decision. I accepted the calling right away.

But divination is not that easy to learn. I know someone who spent eight years on it. I became a pro within five months by some rare twists of events and within nine months, I became a full-blown Babalawo.

I'm tempted to say that Christians practice something different from what the Bible taught me. In 2020, my daughter was on life support at Bowen University Teaching Hospital, Ogbomosho. The bills were clearly beyond what my 50k salary could handle. I requested for help from the church hierarchy by calling the district pastor, and he said I should follow a correct route in channelling my request. I replied that I first of all called the area pastor who directed me and gave me his number to call. The district pastor started sounding offensive. That was why I came to nairaland and made a thread for help.

https://www.nairaland.com/5637056/meconium-aspiration-syndrome-baby

A nairalander sent a huge amount of money to me in the following thread to clear hospital bills.

https://www.nairaland.com/5641659/leave-patient-hospital-because-lack#86385594

I tendered a resignation letter in Winners Chapel in 2021 with two weeks notice. Before the notice elapsed and till today, I never heard anything from them about my resignation. But when the district church mistakenly paid a sum of money into my bank account after I had left (that money ought to be sent to the current pastor of the church) I told the accountant and he asked me to refund it immediately. While working there, I never had any history of misconduct. They treated me as though I never existed; that action reduced me to a new low, lower than the basest of animals...

The following advice is indispensable: life is not all about money; you're here on a certain assignment.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=5277426729005304&id=100002140864850
I support you with my full chest. Am glad the veil covering your eyes was removed.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Resigned From My Job As A Pastor In Winners Chapel And Became A Babalawo by Immorttal: 7:22am On Jun 06, 2022
Beosten:
In my formative years, we were three fiery brothers practising Christianity in Iwo town -- two of us very poor, but with strange will to survive. After secondary education and with nothing to live for, first among us was a talented beggar. As the second guy, my mother is late, and my father's whereabout was unknown. So, the first guy and I were living in one of the three houses I knew belonged to the father of the 3rd guy, but the father didn't care about the 3rd guy, though. The first guy is a genius in gathering monies through request for "urgent 2k" -- we lived on this for years.

Miraculously, I and the 3rd guy obtained degrees in science and administration respectively; the first guy obtained a degree in theology and became the chaplain of a university Chapel.

But those days as a fiery Christian, I lost 40% of my hearing. The last time I visited the first guy of a chaplain, he needed me to source urgent 5k for him. Just this morning, the 3rd guy called me that he has bone fractures and is receiving treatment at the Ogbomosho general hospital. He needs money at least for feeding, but none is forthcoming. Let me add that the first guy is in Baptist, I was in Winners Chapel while the 3rd guy is a Mountain of Fire adherent.

Then I joined the ministry in Winners Chapel. Oratory is still my best physical gift -- those in Winners Chapel Adeeke, Iwo in 2005 will remember me by the name Yinka. I had studied the scriptures from "paali to paali"; prayer sessions I handled those days looked like wartime events. While in the university, I was sent to pastor a new church in another town and did so successfully. But when I started full-time ministry, what you would usually call hosts of hell came banging at my door. They would tell me what would happen the following day and they would come to pass. They would tell me Mr A was at my door while I was still sleeping by 6:30am and that would be so.

Later, those spirits told me why I am on earth, and if I neglect my path, I would regret being born. They said I'm a Babalawo by design. I quickly went on overdrive binding "thoughts that may setup their selves against God's knowledge and every disobedience..." Then I would hear strange laughter of a group of persons suggesting the spirits were many. Then I traveled to see a primary school mate who is making waves as a general overseer of a church. All his prayers or deliverance made no difference.

Then voices started threatening me and commanded me to go to a village whose name I never heard hitherto saying that someone is waiting for me there. I googled the name of the town and I found it. I went there because previous messages didn't fail. I met the person and the priestess gave a stern warning that refusing to work for the gods would be a deadly decision. I accepted the calling right away.

But divination is not that easy to learn. I know someone who spent eight years on it. I became a pro within five months by some rare twists of events and within nine months, I became a full-blown Babalawo.

I'm tempted to say that Christians practice something different from what the Bible taught me. In 2020, my daughter was on life support at Bowen University Teaching Hospital, Ogbomosho. The bills were clearly beyond what my 50k salary could handle. I requested for help from the church hierarchy by calling the district pastor, and he said I should follow a correct route in channelling my request. I replied that I first of all called the area pastor who directed me and gave me his number to call. The district pastor started sounding offensive. That was why I came to nairaland and made a thread for help.

https://www.nairaland.com/5637056/meconium-aspiration-syndrome-baby

A nairalander sent a huge amount of money to me in the following thread to clear hospital bills.

https://www.nairaland.com/5641659/leave-patient-hospital-because-lack#86385594

I tendered a resignation letter in Winners Chapel in 2021 with two weeks notice. Before the notice elapsed and till today, I never heard anything from them about my resignation. But when the district church mistakenly paid a sum of money into my bank account after I had left (that money ought to be sent to the current pastor of the church) I told the accountant and he asked me to refund it immediately. While working there, I never had any history of misconduct. They treated me as though I never existed; that action reduced me to a new low, lower than the basest of animals...

The following advice is indispensable: life is not all about money; you're here on a certain assignment.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=5277426729005304&id=100002140864850
I support you with my full chest.
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Hails Femi Fani Kayode As She Reunites With Her Kids by Immorttal: 5:46pm On Jun 05, 2022
AkpaMgbor:
The mod that pushed this bullshyt thread to front page is an insensitive dolt! Is this more important than the lives lost today in ondo state? Get da fvck off with this nonsense!
you can aswell not eat today because lives was lost. No matter the situation, lives must go on.
HealthRe: Frequent Urinating At Night: Help!!! by Immorttal: 8:16pm On May 29, 2022
HimName:
I use to experience dis. I drink water a lot.

My own case funny.

I go wake up enter toilet urinate, as I dey climb bed, I don take 2-3 gulps of water. After like 30 minutes, fiam to toilet den another gulp again.�

I wake up, body weak pass who dem knock out for overnight boxing match grin

I sit dan fine brain give myself. I tell my self oga, fish self get time wey e dey drink water. Reduce ur water intake as body metabolism dey act fast for night wey body don settle.

Na so I find solution to problem.
sometimes our mind play tricks on us too. It happens to me sometimes that on one occasion I began to google diabetes symptoms cheesy
HealthRe: Frequent Urinating At Night: Help!!! by Immorttal: 8:14pm On May 29, 2022
Wizzyonyxphoenix:
how can? I dont even have any other symptoms to show i have such. Please cancel out this one biko.
it's just a faze, it will stop.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Declares Curfew In 7 Anambra Local Government Areas by Immorttal: 1:32pm On May 26, 2022
Dreal1247:
You cannot fight the Government
Talibans fought the government and wom.

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