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Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by imonisweet(m): 9:31pm On Sep 04, 2023
fourier series
Family / Re: His Wife Doesn't Appreciate House-keeping Allowance Of N50,000. by imonisweet(m): 6:00am On Mar 22, 2022
How much be my salary
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Celebrates 61st Birthday (FFK @ 61 Photos) by imonisweet(m): 8:23am On Oct 16, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Wherever there is food and merry, there is a beggar.
Wherever there is carcass, there is a vulture.
Wherever there is af...a, there is betrayal.

Decorum is important and dignity is importanter, is it not because the bat did not want the squirrel looking into his private part that he learnt how to hang upside down?

FFK may have let us down, but who are we to judge him?
Our opinions will not give him the food he is famously known to love neither will our chastisements bankroll him.
Only the man wearing the shoe knows where it hurts.

Happy birthday FFK.
Thank you for letting us know by the way you lick your vomit that what hunger cannot do does not exist.
Too much sense

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Politics / Re: Wike's Giant Strides In Infrastructural Development Is An Envy To Other States by imonisweet(m): 8:12am On Oct 16, 2021
driand:
Nothing new, so nobody noticed that almost all the pictures are same location, just taken from different angles, plus day and night
I thought I was the only one seeing it ooo
Education / Re: Is There A Course You Will Advise A Jambite Not To Study? by imonisweet(m): 11:00pm On Jun 26, 2020
Ourown:
Run away from Life sciences, Nigeria is not developed enough for those courses. Courses like biochemistry, microbiology. And others like Physiology, Anatomy and so. They are wash


Ps: please I'm in need of a job.

Just finished NYSC, I have a B.Tech in biochemistry. I'm 24 years old, smart and tech savy. Computer skills, HSE1,2&3, Excel, PowerPoint, baby programmer (Python), Adobe Pr, Adobe Ae. All in the my bag

Also good with analytical tasks and some experience as a project manager.

Kindly link me up with opportunities. I'm looking for any challenging opportunity to learn and grow while contributing my best.

Thank you, God bless.

But wait ooo
Is my eyes paining me or what
Somebody has B.Tech in Biochemistry?
Abeg I need the name of that school
Education / Re: Pictures Of Rivers State University by imonisweet(m): 11:30pm On Jun 03, 2020
You guys should stop all these, our Universities are behind in every aspect.
Stop disgracing us I take Jah beg una
We Nur reach abeg
Stop the fooly !!!

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Education / Re: Private Schools Teachers, How Are You Coping During This Lock Down? by imonisweet(m): 12:52pm On May 20, 2020
Gemineye:
very stupid comment obviously .Did u let your anus do the talking? angry
Its better you shut up at times than disgrace yourself when its obvious you're f***ing ignorant angry
You don't know d1ck about running a private sch you think it's easy being a private sch owner?? Some Private sch owners barely have enough returns after paying salaries, doing maintenance and stuffs. Its obvious your parents were scammed or exploited cuz your education seems like a waste.
Parents pay fees once in about 3 months and you have to pay the teachers for those 3months maybe another....you have to pay teachers a month salary for spending a week in that month, you have to answer to ministry of education,if you're on rent, you have to attend to that, you carry out maintenance from time to time,
Don't get me started on a lot of tins

I'm not talking about the big cuties!!!! Rubbish

Nonsense and ignorance angry

My man calm down,you are speaking from your own perspective.
So don't just breathe hell on him.
I'm a private school teacher and I was opportuned to be at the management level
I was shocked to know that in a term total revenue generated was up to 20m
Total expenditures for the school in a term is 8m, this includes salaries, bus maintenance, logistics etc.
Still they owe us up to 2 months salaries
So oga , na your own you know

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Education / Re: No BVN, No Payment Of Withheld Salary - FG Replies ASUU by imonisweet(m): 10:55am On Apr 23, 2020
Sibrah:
OK.
But come to think of it o, this BVN thing is flawed. It is flawed in the sense that one man can still have multiple bvn attached to multiple accounts. Just do it across different banks and claim you were unbanked or without account hitherto. As long as the fingerprints aren't fed into a supercomputer that checks every account holder against all other existing account holder, it is highly flawed.
No you can't have multiple BVN
Your biometric data capture won't allow it

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Educational Services / Re: Join These Whatapp Group If You Want To Learn Graphic Design On Your Phone by imonisweet(m): 3:49pm On Mar 25, 2020
Add me
08078556800
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by imonisweet(m): 9:12pm On Jan 19, 2020
somebody1:
I couldn't sit for the exams because i was sent the sms late and my centre was in Ogun State...far far away from my state of residence. I feel bad though but i know God has a better plan for me. Congratulations in advance to those who were able to write the test.
My dear we are on the same boat on this
I received same day too
And I couldn't go
Aren't supposed to see the text b4 going for the exam?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by imonisweet(m): 8:36am On Jan 18, 2020
So they still wrote the test yesterday?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by imonisweet(m): 1:29pm On Jan 16, 2020
okokhaerat:
Baba i got d same issue. I just hope they reschedule o

Yes, I received the text today by 11:29and after printing, i found out that it's today and it's second session by 9:30am
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by imonisweet(m): 1:15pm On Jan 16, 2020
xanderj22:


I guess it was done deliberately.
Watin me do them?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by imonisweet(m): 12:18pm On Jan 16, 2020
solomonchika:
I received a text this morning around 10.48am for the exam the same day which the time of the exam supposed to be 9.30am

Same with me ooo. I received text around 11:29 pm today for an exam this same day with the time of the exam been 9:30am
What a country
Phones / Re: Which Phone Apps Kept You Occupied In 2019? by imonisweet(m): 11:09am On Jan 02, 2020
OneKinGuy:
If u have 4g, come for activation.

I have 4g
Phones / Re: Which Phone Apps Kept You Occupied In 2019? by imonisweet(m): 9:41am On Jan 02, 2020
uduvwurode:
Whatsapp number 1.
Facebook.


No matter hw i manage the data, e dey finish b4 1month cheesy

The glo unlimited this few days just help me to dey browse without fear

Glo get unlimited
Abeg give me the code
Romance / Re: 'Taking Care Of The Vagina Is Not A Small Business' - Lady Says, Man Replies by imonisweet(m): 6:13am On Oct 13, 2019
Kiezodumah:
Chai!! Babes wey comment for here no reach 3 ..why ??
Na their way ooo
Education / Re: Computer Science And Computer Engineering: What Are The Differences? by imonisweet(m): 8:05am On Oct 07, 2019
DanXplore:
Computer Engineering is a specialised aspect of Electrical/Electronics engineering. It focuses on the engineering of computer hardwares and how it interacts with computer softwares where as computer science is about the softwares basically..i.e. software design and operation.
Thank you my dear
Basically it's the relationship between Electrical/Electronics as it interferes with software and hardware
Education / Re: The 2020/2021 Commonwealth Scholarship Plan Application Is Out by imonisweet(m): 7:48am On Oct 07, 2019
RTSC:

They even tried.
If I had my way, I would increase it to first class only. tongue
Really?
And why is that if I may ask

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Education / Re: The 2020/2021 Commonwealth Scholarship Plan Application Is Out by imonisweet(m): 4:54pm On Oct 05, 2019
Na only first class and 2.1 they exist and?

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Food / Re: What Are Your Worst Food Combinations? by imonisweet(m): 7:19pm On Oct 03, 2019
Short cake biscuits and sokable garri
Back in the days at uniben
Romance / Re: Rants Of A Single Lady Part 3 by imonisweet(m): 7:16pm On Sep 26, 2019
Sharp shooter
mindthing:
@Duggedised12, you are incisive, have an engaging sense of humor (which is more common in intelligent people than not), really well-spoken and can stand up for yourself. I am not totally surprised that you are single in this clime, where the things most men look for in a woman are typically empty, shallow attributes lacking in any substantive cerebral value.

I am male, not moslem (at least not yet. lol), comfortable in most ramifications of the word by reason of a good career in IT nurtured in firms that pay well above average salaries and spanning 10 years of my not-so-short life... plus, hell yes, I am more single than a solitary matchstick in a box smiley, probably for pretty much the same reasons that you are.

You seem to be someone i'd enjoy having in my corner... not necessarily in a romantic sense (even though I definitely am not averse to this). Why not let's hook up and see if we click enough to fly? Send me an email at mindthing@gmail.com if I have tugged any one of your heartstrings free smiley
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Reacts To Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by imonisweet(m): 9:56am On Sep 04, 2019
But wait ooo
We don't need reactions we need decisive actions

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Romance / Re: Date With My Colleague: I Have Ruined My Reputation At Work. by imonisweet(m): 2:10pm On Apr 11, 2019
18 pages already and counting
See as person lie lie put una for plenty talk
Don't take everything you read here hook line and sinker
Be wise!!!!

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Romance / Re: Date With My Colleague: I Have Ruined My Reputation At Work. by imonisweet(m): 9:31am On Apr 09, 2019
Inferiority complex guy
Just chill Nur be today yanch dey back things happen
Forum Games / Re: How Old Is She, Her Mum, And Her Dad? by imonisweet(m): 6:45pm On Apr 08, 2019
ifada123:

Try this sir
Solve
(√2 +1)^x +(√2 -1)^x=34
Bros you sure say this your question legit so
Forum Games / Re: How Old Is She, Her Mum, And Her Dad? by imonisweet(m): 10:40pm On Apr 07, 2019
Toseenlove:


Your dullness na follow come be dat lol.
Hahaha na Original
Forum Games / Re: How Old Is She, Her Mum, And Her Dad? by imonisweet(m): 10:14pm On Apr 07, 2019
This is also another approach

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Sports / Re: Beware Of Odds Punter by imonisweet(m): 10:46pm On Jan 28, 2019
Same happened to me too
Travel / Re: President Buhari Launches 10-Year Validity E-passport by imonisweet(m): 9:57pm On Jan 15, 2019
How much?
Politics / Re: Soldiers Detonate Boko Haram IEDs In Borno State. Photos by imonisweet(m): 7:44pm On Jan 13, 2019
Is it not supposed to be disarmed, defused instead of detonate
Sports / Re: Beware Of Odds Punter by imonisweet(m): 6:56am On Dec 14, 2018
My own na 50k on 15/11/2018

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