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Crime › Re: Mothers, Your Daughters Are Exposed To Rapists Under Any Of These Conditions by Imoobot(m): 9:37am On Jul 12, 2021

Thank you OP

Career › Re: Can I Resign In The Bank And Concentrate With The POS Business by Imoobot(m): 1:36pm On Jul 07, 2021

My candid advise is that, since you are yet to start.
Apply for your anual leave, run the POS business for two to three weeks. (This is depending on leave duration sha). The outcome will tell you whether to go into the business fully or not.

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Jokes Etc › Re: If This Guy Refuses To Pay After Eating, What Will You Do? (Photo) by Imoobot(m): 11:02pm On Jun 02, 2021

pacificom:
Just one bullet may not drop this nigger. I better leave him to karma.

No be everything karma go do for you. Learn to handle some.

Jokes Etc › Re: If This Guy Refuses To Pay After Eating, What Will You Do? (Photo) by Imoobot(m): 10:54pm On Jun 02, 2021

You may be surprise to know that this guy is big for nothing.

Nairaland General › Re: My Lips Are Too Big, Any Solution? by Imoobot(m): 6:24pm On Jun 01, 2021

Mrmacc:
I av a big lips and i av been shamed many times for it,it's beginning to affect my self esteem and I'm not comfortable with it.
Is there any way to reduce the size ..

Babes no be problem oo as baba get small raba

OP, are you the one here?

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Short Jokes That Will Make Your Day! by Imoobot(m): 11:36am On May 30, 2021

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ... by Imoobot(m): 5:11pm On May 28, 2021

Because your Indomie quick done no mean say who cook beans lazy o

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can A Man Who Earns N80,000 Marry In Lagos? by Imoobot(m): 5:35pm On May 17, 2021

suicide mission.

Politics › Re: Gunmen Set Abak Police Station On Fire In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Imoobot(m): 9:52am On May 10, 2021

Unmen known gun.

Education › Re: I Ran Into My Classmate After 10 Years And She Did This by Imoobot(m): 11:03am On Apr 22, 2021

Your your destiny helper has just appear so, shine your eyes.

Celebrities › Re: Elon Musk's Girlfriend, Grimes, Tattoos (Pictures) by Imoobot(m): 10:35am On Apr 22, 2021

DesignAndBuild:
Damn. That really looks like when soldiers design someone's body with strokes of koboko.

Meanwhile what did Elon name his child Biko? Xhash abi kini?
And while on that topic, you guys should suggest a good Hebrew, Spanish or Italian name for a baby boy and girl

BUHARI

Sports › Re: Kano Pillars Formally Sign Ahmed Musa by Imoobot(m): 6:30pm On Apr 16, 2021

This is so embarassing. So Musa will start collecting N120,000 salary that NPL players usually collect?

Chai! This life no balance.

Health › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Imoobot(m): 11:24am On Mar 31, 2021

Bms4real:
there was a time I feel down in my hostel.. around 10.30pm . I was rush to one hospital close to campus. I wake up the third day. I open my eye to see what happen to me. everyone in my hostel was there look at me. the funny part was I find out that am using camular rubber to peace.... one big nurse enter say you don wake up.. I say what. you they call yourself man abi you they cry when I want to put rubber for your thing Infront on everyone. I feel embarrassed.. I spend 15 Days there b4 I was discharge. we later become friend and give me her friend wey be nurse to they wire.. she use to joke with me Wie did you get it.. I they always feel embarrassed with that question.. thank God I did her time without number b4 I graduate... she like a god mother to me now. bcus we still see one in a while...

Since COVID-19 and End Sars did not kill us, English will not.

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Sports › Re: Osimhen Named Man Of The Match In Super Eagles’ Win Against Lesotho by Imoobot(m): 9:01am On Mar 31, 2021

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Osimhen my real niggarrrr ....

Edo state dey always supply super eagles with strikers and better top 9

Victor Moses
~~yakubu aiyegbeni~~
Isaac succes
Julius aghahowa
Odion ighalo
Osimhen
osazee odemwingie
Nosa igiebor
Humphrey Edobor
Sunday oyarekhua
Baldwin Bazuaye
Even Ahmed Musa mother is from Edo state

If i even say make i start to dey mention defenders from Edo state ehhhnnn. Make i just rest

I swear Edo state dey ball. Them dey ball for Edo state
He be like say Edo state na football state just as Brazil be football nation

Romance › Re: Soldiers Kneel To Propose To Their Girlfriends On The Road At Flyover (Photos) by Imoobot(m): 11:50am On Mar 29, 2021

So, what next?

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Crime › Re: EndSARS: Man Arrested With Stolen Police Motorcycle In Lagos by Imoobot(m): 1:51pm On Mar 26, 2021

Abeg where is this guy, osaro the DPO?

Science/Technology › Re: Lion Killed In Ngala, Borno State After It Killed Some People And Injured Others by Imoobot(m): 8:57am On Mar 02, 2021

So..Las Las, hunger don make Lion enter street in seach of daily bread.

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Celebrities › Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by Imoobot(m): 9:47am On Feb 09, 2021*

I think the boy is actually trying to act smart so that the girl will not wake up one day years later and accuse him of rape.

Fear this Vagina people o...

Education › Re: What Is The Opposite Of The Word 'Opposite'? by Imoobot(m): 12:53pm On Feb 03, 2021

Opposite=Siteoppo. Thank me lera.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can You Put A Job You Were Sacked From In Your CV? by Imoobot(m): 9:08am On Jan 28, 2021

In an interview, you dont need to tell all the truth and you dont need to tell all the lies.

Try to be matured. Maturity is the ability not lie but not to tell the truth.

E get why.

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Celebrities › Re: Simi Celebrates Adekunle Gold's 34th Birthday (Photo) by Imoobot(m): 8:23am On Jan 28, 2021

Activist001:
Wetin consign us?

Bad Belle.

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Politics › Re: Abuja Court Reinstates Pondei-led NDDC Interim Management by Imoobot(m): 1:05pm On Jan 21, 2021

Na dem

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Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Presently Dating? by Imoobot(m): 1:46pm On Jan 16, 2021

Yes, I will marry her again and again.
Infact, if there is anything like reincarnation, the next 200 generations, I will still want to marry her. He who finds a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth favour from the Lord. Sincerely speaking, with her the scripture is fulfilled in my life.

Christianity Etc › Praying Aloud Vs Praying Silently by Imoobot(op): 11:29am On Jan 04, 2021*

...I just need your kind opinions on this. Some people believe that praying loudly makes God know you are serious. Others view it as a sign of maturity in Christ.
Some churches even say praying loudly makes God answer your prayers faster.

So let's discuss. What do you guys think. Biblical references will be appreciated.

Crime › Re: Man Stabs His Brother To Death Over New Year Ram In Ogun (Photo) by Imoobot(m): 10:46am On Jan 04, 2021

Another Lucifer on the loose

Crime › Re: Man Beats And Butchers His Baby Mama Over Food In Imo (Graphic Pics) by Imoobot(m): 10:13am On Jan 04, 2021

Another Lucifer On The Loose

Politics › Re: Reps To Legalise Use, Sale Of Cannabis In Nigeria by Imoobot(m): 12:56pm On Dec 30, 2020

Isorrrrrite
Dam Nigerrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Food › Re: Likely Dishes Nigerians Will Make On Christmas Day by Imoobot(m): 12:11pm On Dec 24, 2020

Na Who Dey Alive The Talk About Christmas Dishes o...God Thank You for the Gift of Life.

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Nairaland General › Re: How Well Did You Do In 2020? by Imoobot(m): 2:50pm On Dec 22, 2020*

For, Me 2020 Showed Me So Much Love. I Welcome My Beautiful Daughter On The 24th Oct.
Moved To My New And Well Finished House In November 2020.
Summary, I Am Now A Happy Father And Landlord.

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Nairaland General › Re: ST SOLAR Inverter Company SCAMMED Me With A Substandard Product by Imoobot(m): 2:58pm On Dec 18, 2020

Sowie

Business › Re: Other Land Borders Will Be Reopened On Or Before December 31 - FG by Imoobot(m): 11:23am On Dec 17, 2020

Please off your mic.

Jagznation:
stop thinking like a house fly

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