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IjawAboki007:
Can I buy like two cars and give to bolt to use and give me returns?

I'm interested in this. Please contact me when you're ready. preciouseyibio@gmail.com. thank you

I'm in Abuja and I need a vehicle for bolt please. It's not easy to cater for a new family. My email is preciouseyibio@gmail.com.

Rest in peace young one. The streets where you found fame bids you farewell.

op, you forgot this...

Please has anybody gotten the letter of appointment? I'm supposed to head to kano for mine. anybody heading there from makurdi?

ewu corper.

had this girlfriend in my undergraduate days. always having her way in all arguments, cheating on me(i caught her two times red Handed but was blinded by love...such love). she made me wash her menstruation soaked underwear. but I got my revenge: laced her underwear with ground pepper.

booked

Everybody is screaming Buhari this Buhari that. Have you all forgotten how long it took him to make a comment on the incessant attacks by boko haram? Now he's discovered the need to speak out all of a sudden. God's watching us all

just start a job hunt before embarking on such foolery.

Ever since I graduated from the university years ago, I've been praying God for a job. Last month I got federal employment in a federal medical centre. While warming up to give a testimony and throw a party, JOHESU struck. Which kind evils be this ni?

Hydraulic. Take ketacodazole tablets

That feeling when bae tries to suck your brains out through your ear. She no chop?

NmaGOD44:
dat cud b true cos I do receive such calls almost every night ............not because they r my boyfriends or whatever but cos they are always busy during d day cos of work so they wud wanna chat long with me on phone whenever they have d chance ......and if u were to b my bf,u wud think am cheating on u with all those long time callers......well,thank goodness am answerable to no one

LIANA!

Told me she was going home while leaving my house. Followed her and saw her go into some dude's car. Called her and she refused picking, not knowing I could see her look at the ringing phone and put it on silent. Next day told me she forgot the phone in my house. Like seriously? Went for deliverance cos if a woman can look you in the face and tell such lies, your future is doomed.

Through death you live
Through tears we grieve
that in life you fought the good fight
And strove to save humanity
We wipe our eyes
When we realize
you're in a better place
smiling with God face to face
Rest in peace Dr Ameyo Adadevoh.

My younger brother just got admission in Russia. My mom is trying to stuff his bag filled with things like stock fish, rice, dried afang, crayfish etc. I'm telling her he might get deported before even leaving Nigeria . Please who knows what and what not he's supposed to travel with?

People, what are we saying? First of all, America is organised in such a way that if the normal police who handle investigations and low level police work including patrol (with the pistols) cannot control a situation, the SWAT is called in(the heat these guys pack, you'll think they are fighting a war). In Nigeria, we do not have such major divisions. A typical Nigerian police can be on patrol today and tomorrow be assigned to the antibomb squad. Due to the scarcity of weapons,and added to the fact that the ak47 is an efficient weapon both in terms of accuracy and firepower(it carries 32 rounds per clip), it serves a very efficient role and thus is the weapon of choice for the Nigerian police.

i often tell my girlfriend to do the buying. not for anything but just to have fun as we see people's reactions(she tells me to pretend I'm a customer too and watch people's reactions so i tell her afterwards ). the point is, we should be more concerned about protecting ourselves than about what people think.

coconut water cures hangovers! true talk!

brownlolly: What about AJE FILMS

i honestly believe AJE filmworks should be ion this list.

these lives were lost because of a menace that has continuously threatened the lives of innocent Nigerians. It is even worse. i pray Nigeria becomes a better place so we could have more positive stories for our kids.pray rest in peace to the Ife 5. rest in peace Slomega.

This one is for doctors. I'mgetting these sharp and uncomfortable pains underneath my big toe. Initially anytime I took malaria and typoid drugs it goes off. Ifeels as if there's a pin there. I don't know what to do. Please someone help me out.

Citizen of where? My friend you need to see a doctor ASAP.

Reporting from Markurdi NAF, same as ph.

Which one be green dry Alchohol again ni? You wan make something explode blow my face ba?

My girlfriend is always doing it around me(even when we are eating, Gawd!). But over time, I've learnt to overlook it. Planning to eat a pot of beans one day and spoil her day! Love her though!

Baba, has always been a schemer and tactician which are qualities one must possess in order to stay afloat in the murky waters of today's Nigerian politics. Watch out, he definitely has an ace up his sleeves.

You didn't say anything about blackberry phones as mentioned in your topic,@Op.