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Politics / Re: Northerners Are Insinuating That Amaechi May Be The Next President Of Nigeria by INCREDIBLE007(m): 7:09pm On Mar 27, 2022
grin

He said thanks for the rice

Bad guy
Webmasters / Re: Reasons Why You Don’t Make Money From Konga Affiliate Program And How You Can by INCREDIBLE007(m): 9:34pm On Mar 23, 2022
Missfavourblog:
Some people still don’t believe that konga affiliate program is real, some say that is just a scam while some say that konga is cheating their affiliates by not recording their actual commissions but some out of it. Well, I can’t say it’s real or fake because you may also have your own say about your own assumption that it’s just a scam but you can either change your orientation towards konga affiliate program or continue with your assumption.

Konga Affiliate Program is the best Nigeria affiliate program have ever participated in so far not just because of the huge sales Konga.com is recording everyday but also because of their easy affiliate software powered by Postaffiliatepro and it’s not too technical features.

You make money being konga affiliate by promoting konga products on any platform that host your audience be it social networks (Facebook, Twitter, etc.), websites (blogs, forum etc), direct sales to friends, family and relations or any other ways you can get buyers for their products.

Konga awards commissions based on its various categories ranging from 3-9% of product sales price. This means that you will receive 3-9% of any sale that konga receives through you.


The breakdown of Konga commissions per categories;

9% commission on sale of Fashion products
5% commission on sale of Toys/kids products
3% commission on sale of Home & Kitchen
3% commission on sale of Electronics products

Reasons Why You Don’t Make Money with Konga Affiliate Program
I believe that whatever works for people may not work for so far all associated factors are not held constant. In the light of this, konga affiliate program may not work for you if you are doing the don’ts and not doing the dos.

1. You are Impatient: based on my experience so far, Konga affiliate program is not automated after the recording of sales by who you refer, you will automatically receive your commissions as expected with pending status but from this stage everything other stages are manual which means your commissions must pass through examination by their representatives if they are qualified for approval or to be declined(if the sales are not completed). This takes like 3-6weeks and it’s frustrating.

2. You are Wrong: Yes you maybe wrong either by promoting irrelevant products to potential buyers or promoting relevant products to irrelevant audience. Even, you may still have both relevant products with potential buyers and not making sales if you don’t know the right ways to promote.

3. Your Assumptions and Believes: I’ve read it somewhere that konga affiliate program is nothing but a means of making use of their affiliates to generate more sales while they won’t reward them as according to the agreements. I can’t say konga is rewarding it’s affiliates accordingly or not but it’s not a scam and I will prove it now.

The screenshots of the last N35,000 collected from Konga Affiliate Program(Attached to the post)

Now clear your mindsets and make more money through konga affiliate program.

Tips on How to Make Money With Konga Affiliate Program

1. Review More Products and Increase Your Audience: If you are a blogger, review more products on Konga.com that is inline with your blog niche and expose your review to more people by driving more targeted traffics to it, remember, Traffic is Money.

If you are not you can also increase your product reviews and your audience by increasing your social media presence if you are using social networks for promotion.

2. Make Use of Every Available Relevant Konga Promotions: Promoting products that are already on konga promotions will boost your sales more than what you can ever think.

Just imagine you are advertising a product that konga has slashed it’s price during konga promos, Huge sales will definitely follow because a lot of people will be interested in buying such product not when the price rises.

3. Konga Banners Can’t Do The Magic Alone: Not everybody will kill banners on your blog. So, engage in Test and Link ads along relevant content.

4. Carry Konga Affiliate Representatives Along: whenever you notice that your commissions that are due for approval are not approved, mail them, tweet them, even post on their Affiliate page on Facebook and your case will be addressed.

5. Above all be Patient.

Now it’s your turn, let me hear from you, share your idea, experience and comments below.

To your success.

Source: http://makemoneynaija.com/reasons-why-dont-make-money-from-konga-affiliate-program-and-how-you-can/

Is it still active
Health / Re: HIV Epidemic On Lekki/Ajah Island - Kemi Olunloyo by INCREDIBLE007(m): 5:48pm On Mar 23, 2022
MonkeyMods:


It is his usual practice to take any woman he meets for tests before starting a relationship with them

Wow see wisdom

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Romance / Re: I'm Dying Slowly by INCREDIBLE007(m): 10:27pm On Mar 18, 2022
Ayobiggie59:
I just feel like I'm dying slowly....

I've been having this persistent chest pain for two months now and I've been to the hospital but im not okay with their diagnosis, it's just as if I was scammed.

Chest pain at d left part of my chest with my left arm affected with d pain also.

When I read about it online, I saw it was Angina that has these symptoms I'm feeling currently and it's getting so unbearable for me.

All d money with me has been used for d previous test I carried out, d doctor dont really have time to attend to me well, imagine only one doctor attending to 100 patients.

Right now im broke and can't really go for another check-up, it just seems im dying slowly. Can't tell my mum cos d news can make her health worsen.

Someone told me to get a drug called Nitroglycerin that it will help, still trying to look for money to get it. Pls, how much does it cost pls if u know d price?

I'm just 30yrs.

Download MFM videos
On YouTube and pray
Nor allow village people fall you o
Phones / Re: Wire-Wire: Be Careful With Your SIM That Receives Your Alerts by INCREDIBLE007(m): 1:29pm On Mar 16, 2022
Travel / Re: Hundreds Of Passengers Stranded As Lagos-Ibadan Train Runs Out Of Fuel by INCREDIBLE007(m): 6:22pm On Mar 10, 2022
Lord have mercy
Politics / Re: ISWAP Fighters Attack Boko Haram Members For Killing Commander by INCREDIBLE007(m): 6:15pm On Mar 10, 2022
Nice derby


Make them go face bandits
Na him remain now
Travel / Re: List Of Unsafe Locations In Lagos State! by INCREDIBLE007(m): 11:26am On Mar 09, 2022
Jankara market
Crime / Re: Inside Lagos Human Part Market by INCREDIBLE007(m): 10:27am On Mar 09, 2022
Crime / Inside Lagos Human Part Market by INCREDIBLE007(m): 10:24am On Mar 09, 2022
Jankara market is self- effacing and deceptively ordinary. Located close to Idumagbo area of Lagos Island, the market is just a stretch of an old street.

Ears on the ground
Like other streets and markets, canvassers and touts hang around the place pitching for customers and mugus (gullible people). Though low in reputation,touts are an essential segment of this time – honoured market. Over the years, the place has come to be known as a place where any thing goes. And so, the touts come handy here.
They have their ears on the ground, and therefore know all the goings-on.

Book and wait
A week ago, our reporter posed as a juju priest who was in dire need of human body parts for urgent rituals. After about four hours of waiting and being passed from one “contact” to another, and played around like ping-pong, the reporter got a dealer who “booked” him. The rule here is, if you want a fresh human body part, you book and wait. If your order is for dry parts you get instant delivery.
But you must be an expert in human anatomy to decipher the parts you want from man’s closest animal relations – gorilla, chimpanzee and monkey.

Dark secret
But don’t jump to a hasty conclusion, there are genuine traders and honest businessmen and women at Jankara.They perhaps don’t even know that the place also habour a dark secret. A police post even looks over the place. A signpost calls it Oko Awo Police Post. An office on the counter there stared at our reporter angrily when he asked him if the police know about the wheeling and dealing in human body parts in the area: “What kind of question be this? I beg go, no be for here—o” the police officer retorted angrily.

Menumo
This expression when translated literally means “seal your lips” in Yoruba. The term is said in whisper and hushed tone — menu…mo .When you say the first syllable, you pause, look around to be sure there’s no third party or curiosity cat eaves dropping. When a deal is struck, you will be taken to some dank shanties and courtyard for your consignment.

The business is all about raw cash. A fresh human head has a street value of N250, 000. Fresh internal organs like heart, lung, kidney, and so on go for 500,000 a piece.
Other vital parts like penis, vagina and breast costs N50,000 each.Fresh tongue is sold at N100,000.
Sunday Sun learnt when a tongue is “ritualized and jujufied” that it “works well” for traders and people who apply for visa to go abroad “when well prepared, no one go question you for embassy and even your working place”, a dealer whose alias is Baba Ibeji revealed.
Toe and finger, Sunday Sun further learnt are good for travelers and business people. “ The toe is for traveling without falling.
The finger is to make money. Any thing you touch turns to money”, Baba Ibeji said.
Fresh toe and finger goes for N50,000 each.

Ritual animals
Even animals considered endangered species are not spared in Jankara. Herbalist beside the area’s butcher shop openly sell a wide range of animals. Imprisoned in wire-mesh cages are live animals like eagles, tortoise, chamellion, alligator and so on. A live eagle goes for N10,000.
Dead and dry one costsN500,000. Live Tortois costN5,000 while ordinary empty one is sold for N2,500.
Live chamelion costs N2,500. Dead and dry one goes for N2,000. The lizard-like creature, Sunday Sun learnt, is in demand by Advance Fee Fraudster —419. “When the thing is worked”, it means the more you look, the less you see, you will never caught,” one of the dealers who declined to give his name said.

Tough-skinned
The dealers know their terrain and the world they inhabit.They smell and sense danger in the air all the time. They are inclined to do business with you if you mention and have a prove of a regular Juju priest and customer. Even at this, they will still carry out a check on you. There’s no physical search. Under the pretex of “bringing your thing”, they will call your guarrantor and run a check on you. Any discovery of falsehood, they will cancel the deal and melt out of sight, leaving you to wait forever

Where missing people go
Jankara might be the possible place where missing persons in Lagos resurface but reduced to faceless, liveless body parts. As though to corroborate this, the managing director of Lagos State waste Management Authority (LAWMAN), Mr Ola Oresanya told Sunday Sun in an interview that hardly a day passes in the city without street sweepers and refuse collectors picking dismembered corpses and body parts.

“The corpses and body parts may be the handwork of ritualist and hit-and-run drivers”, he said.
Meanwhile Sunday Sun learnt that the morgues in the city are brimming with unclaimed dcorpses.There’s no more land for mass burial. So cremnation is the only option,” the source said.
Crime / Re: Ladies In Some Parts Of Nigeria Needs To Stop The Idea Of visiting boyfriends by INCREDIBLE007(m): 8:30am On Feb 19, 2022
Megabig:
We need to tackle the root, the men murdering the ladies are the problem.
You can’t tell people to stop going to Borno state because of Boko haram, you have to fight the root which is boko haram itself.

Let’s start from there, they arrest the killers and will never go on to arrest the herbalists that inform them to commit such crimes…dating, relationships and friendships won’t stop happening, it’s a natural occurrence… Let’s focus on the murderers and those who partake in such gruesome murders


The murderers are being held more than ever before
But the thing is that prevention would be a better option in cases like this

If any lady visiting boyfriends or man friend e t c
Informs her guardians, informs police, and let the receiving boyfriend knows that she has infomed her people
That would be better at least to an extent
Crime / Re: Ladies In Some Parts Of Nigeria Needs To Stop The Idea Of visiting boyfriends by INCREDIBLE007(m): 7:58am On Feb 19, 2022
dawnomike:
Ladies paying visit to guys may not stop as it is quite normal in a relationship... Just ensure you only date a reasonable and God fearing fella.

If he seems good but keep bad friends or company, he is also bad. He is just yet to manifest!!!

Don't meet someone on social media and the next thing is to visit his house... These are perilous times

Bros it's time
We bring Bacj dating the way our ancestors do it

By CONSENT

Let the parents and the law enforcement agents know

Especially when going to visit

See as Dem just chop human being head
Chai

This one don turn to another thing o
Crime / Ladies In Some Parts Of Nigeria Needs To Stop The Idea Of visiting boyfriends by INCREDIBLE007(m): 7:37am On Feb 19, 2022
The way ladies have being murdered in some areas in Nigeria in the last 5 months needs to taken into consideration.

At least for the time being ladies just pause the idea of dating for now or visiting boy friends, or else inform the law enforcement agents, your parents or guardians before doing so

What I saw on social media In the last 1hours is too bad

If you are a lady that indulges in prostitution

Sis, it's time you learn a trade or two
Or hawk something e.t.c

Pls desperate people are out there

You don't know who is patronizing you
I don't endorse prostitution or support it in any way, I'm just warning ladies who do such because at this point
Safety is the best policy

None of us shall be victims of circumstances in Jesus name

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Career / Re: How To Provide Packaging Services And Import From China To Improve Profits by INCREDIBLE007(m): 2:41pm On Feb 14, 2022
Impressive

And how much do you charge
Romance / Re: With The Level Of Hookups And Runs Going On In Lagos, How Do Men Get Married? by INCREDIBLE007(m): 1:55pm On Feb 14, 2022
Another angle

Some men and women believe everyone out there is involved in sexual frenzy

I once visited a friend the guy brought 10k out
and wants us to lay with some ladies
That night

I told the guy say I be M.O.G, the guy was shocked to the bone, he said I was lying and went to carry one for himself.

These sexual rascality, some guys/ladies got into by peer pressure and one thing about these thing is that once into it, it can be quite difficult to quit.

What we need is Divine intervention cause there's a demonic angle to this problem.
For instance, if you are inquisitive enough you would see a rather high rate of sexual perversion in areas close to Rivers e.g Lagos, AKWA-IBOM e.t.c

Revelation 17:1 ... And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, come hither; I will shew thee the judgement of the GREAT LovePeddler THAT SITTETY UPON MANY WATERS...

if you are having problems leaving fornication or adultery

It's time to seek the face of God,
A place like prayer city would be a good suggestion for prayer excercise.

We all need to repent from our sins

And stop the sinful lifestyle

And cry to God for mercy


Shalom

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "We Will Not Send Troops To Rescue Americans In Ukraine" - Biden Warns by INCREDIBLE007(m): 9:40am On Feb 12, 2022
Americans wey get coconut head

Den no go hear
Politics / Re: "Sex, Vibes And Free Money": This Generation Is The Most Hopeless - Adeyanju by INCREDIBLE007(m): 8:12pm On Feb 11, 2022
Shortyy:
Nigerian youths are not lazy. If you want an appointment from aso rock, just go on ahead and ask for it. Don't use Nigerian youths as an excuse.

Who doesn't like money? Aren't you being a sycophant right now for money? Or you don't have sex?

So people should work and work and work without a break?

This country is already too hard for everyone, let people just do whatever they can to survive pls.

Na so o

Except for fact that if they must survive
Let it not be at the expense of someone else's blood

Shalom
Family / Re: Man Divorced Wife Of 20 Years Over Suspicion She Was Raped By Kidnappers Kaduna by INCREDIBLE007(m): 8:35am On Feb 11, 2022
As if she voluntarily submitted herself to be kidnapped

Maybe he's doing that due to the abundance of women to marry

Na WA o

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Family / Re: What Is It With African/black Parents And Emotional Blackmail? by INCREDIBLE007(m): 8:30am On Feb 11, 2022
BoredBerry:
I'm yet to do so... grin

Congrats... grin

It takes resolute resolve to do so

But if you give it careful consideration and it has no harm to you in the long run

Then it's safe to follow


In my case

I should have moved out of the house for a long time
After realizing a brother of mine was a wizard
Not just that, as at that time the guy would try as much as possible to get into a fight with me

I'm a fasting and prayer person and can't go into such tango
The guy was doing lots of damage

I just moved not looking back
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Unveils 'Khaibar-Buster' Missile 'That Can Strike US Bases, Israel' by INCREDIBLE007(m): 8:24am On Feb 11, 2022
Jokerman:
Israel always fighting wars.... I really wonder if where they are is really the "Land of milk and honey ".....


There economic stats e.t.c says so
Family / Re: What Is It With African/black Parents And Emotional Blackmail? by INCREDIBLE007(m): 8:19am On Feb 11, 2022
You got it op

Thank God
I escaped that nonsense called emotional black mail
Celebrities / Re: Nick Cannon Receives A Condom Vending Machine From Kevin Hart After 8th Child by INCREDIBLE007(m): 2:25pm On Feb 09, 2022
Nick Cannon


Dude is lock and loaded

Carry on

Confirm producer

grin
Religion / Is Catholism Christianity, Idolatry Or A Different Religion by INCREDIBLE007(m): 4:32pm On Feb 06, 2022
Exodus 20:4-5 KJV
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: [5] Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me

Deuteronomy 5:8-9 KJV
Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth: [9] Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,

Cause this portions of the bible clearly says otherwise
Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by INCREDIBLE007(m): 5:28am On Jan 31, 2022
higher calling in Christ Jesus
Politics / Re: Ritual Killings: Timaya Asks People To Be Careful With Friends by INCREDIBLE007(m): 4:14pm On Jan 30, 2022
franchasng:
That moniker you are quoting must be a Yoruba Muslim Alfa, na their way, deceiving youths and giving silly excuses to cover their evil.


How is giving jobs to none Yorubas the reason 17 years old boys killed their girlfriend for money ritual?


At 17, I was preparing for JAMB and not thinking about becoming a millionaire. Instead I was focused on preparing myself for future greatness, and thats what anybody at that age should be doing not pursuing wealth desperately at that tender age.

Abi o

May God help us 4 this country

Me, I no send o, I dey carry tray hawk
Anyone wey know me wey see me
Can't do me anything, the last thing na to gossip .
But thank God for today

Thank God as well for
Tech opportunities

Some people just want quick money and wants to be carrying big girls
And wants the money to do that through the back door.

Skull mining is prevalent in almost all parts of Nigeria and it's time we stand up As one against it

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Politics / Re: Ritual Killings: Timaya Asks People To Be Careful With Friends by INCREDIBLE007(m): 3:58pm On Jan 30, 2022
flokii:


The idle hand is the devil's workshop..
When you leave people idle with no jobs, they resort to crimes of all sorts while some venture into ritual killings.

The religious leaders are not helping matters either. I have witnessed several cases where pastors pray for members to buy jeep, range etc. and I'm like.. which work are they doing to acquire such.
They churches just want people to pay tithes and sow seeds without knowing their source of income. You do realize the number of unemployed graduates in Nigeria now is all time high right?
We can't sit down, fold arms and expect miracles to happen.


Oga it's not an excuse

It's not at all

By the grace of God, I paid my school fees in OND FOR IBADAN

I dey do security Join school

Nor be say I too know
I nor waitfor church people or government.
When I go to church if I have I give, If I don't have I won't give, no man of God can force anyone to give it's voluntary.

Guy I don hawked no be shereshere

Those boys want quick money and want to live large
That's why,
nothing else.

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Politics / Re: Ritual Killings: Timaya Asks People To Be Careful With Friends by INCREDIBLE007(m): 3:34pm On Jan 30, 2022
flokii:
This is why South West leaders be it traditional, religious and political need to act fast, think outside the box and put up a kind of periodic town hall meeting for our youths..

Stop giving out positions meant for Yorubas to outsiders.. Yoruba offsprings deserve to be gainfully employed in their own region, not to be engaged as thugs, agberos, internet fraudsters etc. Enough of the charity to outsiders while Yorubas are being neglected. Go to Abia state, they don't employ Imo indigenes or involve Enugu people in their state affairs. So why should people be travelling long distances to come and take up jobs from our youths?

Yoruba ronu!
We must wake up from this deep slumber we have fallen into.


Guy, yiu are a Nigerian. Stop reasoning abnormally.

What you insinuated is the order of the day in all states of the federation

People from other states already work in all state of the federation.
Federal character wise.

All these young people indulging in ritual killing want quick money that's the reason we are hearing all this mess besides this isn't the first time this stuff is happening
Even when the economy made sense
Skull mining happened.
Na laziness and greed dey worry those ones
They want to drive Benz and carry fine ladies

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Romance / Re: Ladies Beware: There Is A New Trend Of Sexual Charm ( Please Read ) by INCREDIBLE007(m): 3:06am On Jan 30, 2022
Fornication or adutery is at owner's risk


If you are ready to marry

Encourage your spouse for both of you to go for deliverance
In PRAYER CITY, MOWE

E .T.C

YOU NEVER CAN TELL the source of xyz's wealth
Car Talk / Re: AirCar: Car That Can Fly Cleared For Takeoff But You Will Need A Pilot's License by INCREDIBLE007(m): 7:02pm On Jan 28, 2022
Belial06:
Now this is advancement and positive growth . While we are here fighting over whose religion is better or whose tribe is superior.

Their youths are designing tech like this while here youths are creating topics to call each others ritualist skull miner , Igbo drug Barron , and terrorist aboki.

We are more concerned with mocking each other than growing up together.

The bring him down syndrome is what has the youth in Nigeria confused

Sad indeed

I tried to like your comment 100 times to no

avail

Instead of us to rally round each other for growth and development

Some are busy stoking the flames of tribalism


Lord have mercy upon us
Car Talk / Re: AirCar: Car That Can Fly Cleared For Takeoff But You Will Need A Pilot's License by INCREDIBLE007(m): 7:02pm On Jan 28, 2022
Belial06:
Now this is advancement and positive growth . While we are here fighting over whose religion is better or whose tribe is superior.

Their youths are designing tech like this while here youths are creating topics to call each others ritualist skull miner , Igbo drug Barron , and terrorist aboki.

We are more concerned with mocking each other than growing up together.

The bring him down syndrome is what has the youth in Nigeria confused

Sad indeed

I tried to like your comment 100 times to no

avail

Instead of us to rally round each other for growth and development

Some are busy stoking the flames of tribalism

And pull em' down
Lord have mercy upon us
Romance / Re: Lady Dumps A Guy After Using Him, Blocks Him On Social Media by INCREDIBLE007(m): 6:50pm On Jan 28, 2022
Very weak cry

Somehow
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Ifu Ennada: If I Want To Do Olosho Work I Will Charge More Than ₦500k by INCREDIBLE007(m): 9:53am On Jan 28, 2022
jetwonder:
grin #this pussy na waaooo! 500k for weting? na land i dey buy? pussy wet dem dung pound finish

I tire o grin

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