Hmm

I don collect holyghost odeshi
My blokos
Nor fit move by the sighting of any Mami water or jezebel

gasparpisciotta:
The devil wear high heels

Abi o

Nice one


This kind of law is needed in the south
And in the church as well

Those devil-inspired people who go into church to creat problems needs this

Quality20:
Ashe I better just remain for North kowai. So na so so runs girls una gather for South n Lagos? here for North our girls hardly come out and so damn shy like kilode

Come to Lagos and you go shock

Northern ladies

Dey run am roo

DroppingLiquid:


Evil spirit always congregate where people fornicate to feed off sexual energy. It's better to do it in a hotel and leave every entity behind than allowing them to linger in your room. They might mean you no harm, but their presence usually chase away good things, that's why people often report having bad luck when they have sex or masturbate.


*lights my kpoli*

You fornicate/ commit adultery either in the hotel or at your home

Demons are exchanged

The ones in the lady's body clings to you and the ones in your body clings to her

So the equation becomes balanced

You guys never marry self but

You are Indulging in the ACTS

If he enjoys it, don't you think he would want more


2moro now if he finds someone that he feels is more sweeter than you
He would probably go for her and ditch you


Correct the mistake

Business men
And this their noisy businesses

Shebi northern elders said they are doing business

Yeye people

lovemoi2:


have you ever been to Canada?

please elaborate what makes canada easy to help the Nigerians living in canada

I'll be in Canada in the next 6 - 7 months

I'll refer you to a guy who would guide you step by step
How to go about it

Babaisha:

Hi great people,

I have been a guest reader on this platform for many years and I have seen people provide great insight on issues thrown out on the platform.


Please I need a guide on the best path to relocate my family to Ireland.

We are a family of 6 and I have been working in the middle east for the past 16years, my family has been here with me for more than 10years.

I am planning to relocate my family to Europe, Republic of Ireland to be precise as I am in-love with the family orientation in the country and it is an English country.

My wife has a diploma from Nigerian Polytechnic and I am looking at the possibility of her and our four kids relocating to Ireland while I stay back in the middle East. I, personally earn better here and not thinking of relocating but will be visiting my family routinely.


For people that are already living in Ireland, could you guide us on the best way to achieve this and any risk or challenge to expect especially on the two listed below.

a) Have heard going through school route is a viable options which I am willing to explore for my wife, I am concerned if the country will be able to give my kids visa too to join their mother while she study.

b) Also what would child care/nanny support be like for a mother of 4 (kids age 11, 9, 7 and 4), heard it is expensive in Ireland, what is the possibility of having my mother-in-law stay with them to provide child care and save that extra cost.


Thank you

Why Ireland

Places like Canada looks quite easy

dan9ice:
Bubu is a man

See low jab

This one na trouble maker

lessonotes:
Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever. - Heb 13 v 8

The punchline get weight abi

OLUPET009:
There is this lady we dated for like five months, before going out separate ways although we are still great friends. But before we started dating, there is a pastor friend (good) of mine who once ask out around March this year with the help of a senior Pastor who arrange the meeting between them, but she refuse giving some k-leg excuses. During the period of us been together, she took in but requested she aborted but I wasn't ok with it though. Just recently the Pastor friend call me and say they are getting along n preparing to marry her by next year. Wine has starting flying self. He even ask me of advise concerning the LADY. Meanwhile she is not aware that I know about their relationship. According to her she has dated three persons before me. Both of them are very close friends of mine. Should I tell Him the whole story And possibly save him or I should just close my mouth and watch how things play. I need mature advise please.

This one na super story


Prevention they say is better than cure


You are impregnated her before it was terminated

Now you want to spoil her show


I won't say anything

But it could have been avoided to begin with

If either of you or both of you have zipped up

when the need arose

May God have mercy on this generation

credon:

This one's you posted are just slim girls na, see this one

But wait o

Shey these ones whey you post here
Shey there genitals go dey intact ?

Intimacy go come be like WWE championship

Abeg it's a no

EkehPraise:

Wallet and Earbuds

That one na sharp shooter

In as much as this is a good suggestions
But it should be short time

State police is the answer to all this

Thanos5555:
bros seriously you dont know anything about Northerners, i have stayed here for 20 years., i speak out of love, but ehhh, a Hausa man can never protests against a hausa Leader, he rather die and watch his family starve to death and blame and conclude that it is God time, this protest is clearly led by Westerners disguised as northerner's,

Kadaria Ahmed sister and others that were blowing Hausa and fulfude
Are westerners abi

Seeing white and calling it black is what led NIGERIANS to where she currently is

49cents:
Sowore is an opportunist.... looking for politicM capital from nirtherers

Abeggy

Wetin na

Has sowore solicited funds from anyone before ?
Let's be guided joor

Sowore may have stepped on toes which he shouldn't but

He doesn't fail to protest when a government is misbehaving

EniHolar:
Somebody's son will find me someday

You dey there

Oloun!

seguno2:


If Jesus Christ followed your advice, you won’t be referring to the Bible, would you

Wise people know this - it is not every battle that you roll up your sleeves to fight.
Some just require, restrategizing.

When the people of Jesus home town tried to push him down a cliff, bros J found his way out of their mist and escaped,
Even though he has the men to fight back, but didn't put up any fight but escaped

Why : he has important things to do

Nonybb:
Who made this Kemi, a retired Ashawo, Journalist. Which radio or Tv Station does she work for in Nigeria? I had AriseTv was recruiting, why didn't they employ her?

The madam is using oyinbo style journalism on nigerian soil
She nor send anybody, she nor fear anybody

The people selling beer there self
Get coconut head


Haven't they seen or heard of how beers have been destr9 in other areas
Why haven't they relocate soonest

Olam09:
Why?? Well first to comment for the first time on nairaland send your aza make i celebrate am for you guys..

5218389014
Fcmb

God go over bless you

NCE1:
Like the notradition, I had to get a new moniker for this.
I'm currently having issues in the place I stay, I am a student that rented an apartment close to school, and ever since this landlady and her children have been a thorn in my flesh and even other neighbors.

Let me narrate what happened.
I'm not a perfect grammar person and please read to the end.

In the place I stay, there's a well we fetch water from, so last week Sunday the well was locked up, which was very unusual... It was locked up from morning till night, nobody in the compound could access water.. I couldn't cook nor bath, so in the evening I decided to go ask the landlady why the well was locked and ask for the key so I can get water.

On getting to the landlady's place, I greeted her and asked calmly why the well was locked up, before I knew what was happening her son came out and told me to get out of there... I was very shocked and surprised, that I came to ask for the key to the well and he just tells me to walk out like that.

I told him I'm here to ask why the well was locked and collect the key, and that I cannot just walk out like that.

Before I knew what was happening, the boy started getting aggressive and he was threatening that he would kill me and was making all sort of threats, before I knew it... He attacked me, both the mom and the son with their last daughter.

They pushed me to the wall, which I sustained an injury at the back of my hand, the landlady was trying to get me naked by pulling the short I was wearing... I wore this short because I wanted to collect the key, fetch water and take my bathe.
So as she was trying to pull down my shorts and get me naked, I had to bite her a little so she could release her hand from my shorts.

The neighbors gathered because of the noise and saw the three of them against me.
Then I left there and went and open the well which they padlocked, then they came down and insisted that nobody would use the well.

It was then that someone told me the reason why they locked the well was because the son of the landlady had an issue with someone early in the morning while the both of them were fetching water and he locked up the well to deal with the person... Thus causing inconveniences for the remaining tenants.

The next day they(landlady and her son) went to the police to report the matter.

And they lied to the police that they locked up the well because the tenants were polluting the well.
Then they reported that I came to their house to attack them and I bite her.

Then the police came and took me and the neighbor that had disagreement with the son that resulted in them locking up the well.

We left the police station that same day and we went back in two days time for interview..
At the interview the police asked us to settle the matter amicably, but they proposed that they want to go to court and if we don't want to go to the court, that we'll have to pay the sum of 50k.

The 50k is for the money she used to treat herself, which is a lie. One of the neighbor in the compound overheard her making arrangements with a pharmacist to manipulate the bill of drugs she got.

And aside that, up till now they have refused to open the well for the whole compound to use, but they themselves are still using it, despite claiming that it was polluted.

Now my Daddy had to call her and beg and he told her to calm down that he would pay her 15k but she refused, that it's the 50k or we go to court.

Now my question is.

Was I wrong in the first place for going to ask of the key to the well that was locked up without proper information of why it was locked, and this well is the well we've been using since we packed in?

The second question is, if we go to the court now, what are the penalties I would have to face if I was wrong?

And finally, is it right for a Landlady to lock up the well that everyone uses because of an issue with one of the tenants?

This place is in Enugu State.
Thank you as make you various wise inputs.

My brother

The bible said, a fool when he keeps quiet is considered wise.

Your life is worth more than bucket of water.

Get your water in the neighborhood to bath and do what you intend doing.

When there is life , there is hope

Mide1data:


HOLY SHIT

really? What's the hotline?

Check their handle on Twitter


Oyo state government

Mide1data:
HOLY SHIT

I don't know about ya sister matter ooo, but I know that despite insecurity IB is still a very safe place and a good place to reside in.

But Seyi Makinde has still a lot to work on. For example, state owned farm, creating an healthy competition in Local Government in the area of cleaniness, speed up the infrastructure he is building(the one near ma area has been under construction for almost a year now), fixing all major roads, upgrading public schools, providing other means of making money since wages are low, job employment for some Agberos and so on.
I really wish I can contact him.
Feel free to hit the Like button.

WHAT BLEEP IS HAPPENING

Dem get hotline na