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U know people wey do the shiit.. U come begin rant for snapchat.. Davido dun kpeff wella.

Believe this story and i bet u'd fuccking belive anything..
3yrs and a child of 7 will hide anal pains without the parents knowing? Who ever takes 10 tablets of paracetamol? Even me wey be adult na 2 highest.
Gimme another story, this one na lie sir..

Abeg title of song and name of artist pls... Eleyi gidi gan oooo!

Roon9:
Just listened to a diss track and shots were fired at Nicki Minaj " before the butt job u was a sponge bob
Sucking d*cks for records/ captain of the
Cumm squad "

Chai! I wonder who de fucck this woman now...

All una wey de comment hate here, i sure say she still beta pass una.. She work for everything she's enjoying today so make una leave her alone!
If e pain u, become president or the wife....

Ur very stupid with ur misleading link.. Wetin i wan use miyonse and bassey do? Idiot.

Moving4:
HBD VICTOR

Zuma's Reaction to Matic's Wonder Goal
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTNAwqaDS3w/

Op you may have won the battle but not the war.. *grabs vaseline*

This is fuccking true!

Motherfucker2:


Message to every married woman or girlfriend

If you don't do your job, another woman will do it for you

Some of these women don't deserve a man, they don't know how to treat a man

Fucck him till his soul leaves his body, feed him, fucck him again till he cries like a biitch, let me see how he would cheat

It is very very easy to make your man not cheat in his entire life

Empty his tank every morning and night, by doing that,
any woman that wants to fucck him will fail

Don't let your man go out on full tank

When you empty his tank completely, the only thing the side chick will get is air

And this, my people, is news...

TTT.. The taller version of Diego Costa.

Did u understand the question?

ikp120:
**In Jennifer's voice**
Na billionaire career sure pass o.

Na joke o.

On a more serious note, who career don epp for relationship apart from gold diggers?

Hooooo my God! This one weak me!

Aswear

MzzAmiable:
This thread sweet die...

Chisos! Why na?

Btw, this thread is as interesting as the movie Blindspot...
*grabs popcorn*

mhisbliss:
see? You're a Hypocrite and a complete sellout, i just made a comment "especially foxed faced dimwits" which wasn't in any way directly referring to you or anyone and you went rogue, so who's the dimwit now, you need to go back to school

But as dem de the eyes of the public.. E for ask her or order her to cut am na instead of doing it out there.

michaelwilli:
Simple rule for military and paramilitary is that a woman's hair shouldn't touch her collar, dis one pass collar even reach yansh u say make dem no cut am

C as eba begin hungry me jor.. No food like eba or akpu for this world..

was a player with Nigerian National football team, now a coach in fortuna sittard, a club in second tier division in holland... Shithead

ShitHead:
Please, who is Sunday Oliseh?

Apc matter don come again o. Dis one wey BB9ja dun finish so, na their nonsense go de full fp now o

Effect of kwale weed..

Zedoo:
The worst thing about camp nou is that you MUST collect....

Do not forget psg are a more lethal side infront of goal and barca even got more chances in this game than they did in Paris...despite juve being a more 'defensively disciplined team'...

Bask all you want....

90minutes in camp nou is a very long time...

And this time there will be no controversy....

UpBarca.

My only grouse is Enrique always leaves the team with too much to do...

But they should view this game as a tougher game.....

Juve will be thrashed next week.

5-0.

Who are u sir?

obonujoker:
Who does Enrique think he is?? Why must you bench god Messi for an important match as this?? Lets sack Enrique and Gomez....

Inside ur mind i know u no mean am

temitope277:
barca are winning by 4 goal to nil ;Dbarca are winning by 4 goal to nil

Today match na die. I support yuventus sha. Make barca carry their own go.. #leicestercityforchampionleaguetrophy

Nairaland is now making me feel depressed..

I am not understandin' U smoke kwale weed?

samwise99:
Na your type dey expect 3pages for one question

Oga, just fvck her. After the third or fourth time of fvckin' her and you still don't feel the slightest for her, then you can sue her for invading your personal space..

Baby mama or baby doll?

So no dark skinned celeb for naija again? All dun fair finish...

Kerrythomas670@gmail.com

Such crazy times we livin' in......

CHISOS IS LORD!

adaksbullet:
He should jus had gived them is fone na



Rip yung bloods

Pls i gamble... Can u be giving me these?

AceRoyal:
Unfortunately I don't gamble.

His face is a miss..

Dreamwaker:
Did they beat you in the gym? Why do you have puffed eyes? Abi did you eyes carry weight too? Lmao