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My broda, d news weak me ahswear!

Deprofessional:
Wasn't she wearing pants while asleep?

Hypocrisy in nigeria is second to none anywhere else in the world..
Those men shouting 'olosho!' i'm sure wont think twice before gettin' down with her if she give them toto.

So for cossy now, bra dun become top... Na wa o

Comot from here!

Toks2008:
Each time I hear people talk about getting married as one big task I just shake my head at their ignorance.

Ask any single guy or lady of advanced marriageable age why s/he is still single and you are certain to hear words like..."I'm taking my time,can't rush in and rush out,I need to be sure I'm with the right person...." but the question is ;"Does the fact that you are extremely careful in choosing a spouse guarantees a happy marriage?

Getting married is the easiest task anyone can accomplish and far easier than complicated courtship but we tend to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

You can't be too careful or careless when it comes to your choice of spouse because there is no good or bad choice but what we have is "YOUR CHOICE". Good people can turn very bad and a great courtship is no guaranty of a great marriage so take the risk and stop wasting your time in the name of "being careful"

So if you are a man or lady who is really interested in getting married then read this.

1.For the guys :

Ask yourself some vital questions about the type of woman you want,her tribe,physical attributes as well as inherent attributes and so on and don't just try out every lady in skirt.

Understand that whatever pleases your eyes will inadvertently please your soul so go for a lady that catches your fancy physically, ask her some basic questions about her persona,do a quick background check on her and if you are ok with your findings just take the risk as long as you can feed yourself and one more person and also have a place of your own.

If you can afford a lavish wedding then go ahead but if not talk to your woman about doing a small wedding by paying her bride price and going to the registry while you both plan for a bigger wedding.

If she refuses then help her foolishness by enjoying wify duties from her while she continues to wait but if she accepts your plan please go ahead and marry her and try to work out your differences...

Remember that you can never know a woman but you can only try to understand her gradually only when you start living together.

And remember that though GOD hates divorce,there is always an option of walking away from the marriage if needs be.

2.For the ladies:

Save your self the bull poo of dating and courtship...it's a total waste of time cos it's no guaranty of a happy union.

Except you are a teenager or in your adolescent when dating is mostly just for the fun of it,if you are really interested in a purposeful affair then you don't need to court any guy for more than a year.

If you see a guy you have strong desire for and he says he wants you,...do a quick background check on him and if you are ok with your findings..take that risk and go for it...

Stop complicating your life about doing an expensive wedding by fire by force...you can always do that latter but if the money is available then go ahead with the wedding of your dreams

I have seen many guys and ladies despite their over Sabi and meticulous courtship still break up with their spouse so why fool yourself.

If you like continue to waste your time looking for the ideal man and fooling yourself in the name of courtship while actually getting used by the guy.

Dating and long courtship is for boys and girls who just want to catch fun.
No matter how hard you try and how long you court a man, you can never truly know any man until you start living with him and a guy that truly wants you as a wife does not need any yeye long courtship with you.

Marriage is overrated so stop killing yourself trying to be in the best marriage...just take the risk...if it favors you,stay and if it becomes unbearable,take a bow so why waste your time trying to be too careful when you can never be sure of getting an ideal man or woman no matter how careful you may be.

My take.

Painful? Y'all be the ones yellin' 'Harder!'

bethyz:
You people don't no how painful it is to keep satisfying a man

This one just weak me i swear..

Bloggers and their witless stories and posts..

Oga u don make me laff go touch my landlady bress!

kennosklint:
the man is going back to west Germany next week for neck transplant.

Though i can see ure mentally rich, yet have u said nothing...

kITATITA:
He is mentally poor. He even put the water bottles behind the wine bottles just to show off. Which of the liquids does he consume more often? And the wristwatches are in front of the mineral bottle.

10 this, 10 ways to know that, una 2 like to de wahala unaselvs for 9ja. Haba

I have. Here in abakaliki

ConcNiggress56:
heritage bank is the only bank without atm>> or have you ever seen an heritage bank atm before?

What is all this? What is Nigeria turning into? May God help us!

Her ass is busted!

Oboi see ToTo!! Abi na cameltoe una de call am...

Na wa for nairaland.. Which kind news come be this na?

And to think that there are many nice tits abd booty out there...

Toks2008:
I'm not a fan of big yansh and boobs. ..just have nice tits and booty.

I think it's 602

Hahahaha gadem!
Ataha ayen owo ke afo aben akot "market".. Ameh neke adiok tutu.

Mznaett:
Lol

Please just stop it..no come spoil market give me o

Is urs any better?
Shithole fucker!

Outofsync:
And yet, your life is still miserable

Ambulance siren

prettythicksme:
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

Lol. Nai him comot for road

Fafunde1:
Them give the deputy speaker leg over

Da kpong nkpo odo

Anijay1212:
Eyaaa... Mme ado by force idagha mi? Sha asiere uyai.

Na because of arsenal's imminent defeat nai make u write this kind many grammar?[quote author=Omooba77 post=51857909]Our old foe again!!

Arsenal have lost in the last 1met ten times, all since 2000/01. The German club have won five of those games and the English side three, with Bayern knocking out Arsenal in the round of 16 in 2004/05, 2012/13 and 2013/14.
• In last term's group stage, Arsenal overcome Bayern 2-0 in north London thanks to goals from Olivier Giroud and Mesut Özil.
• However, the German team triumphed 5-1 back in Munich with Thomas Müller (2), David Alaba and Arjen Robben on the scoresheet. Giroud again scored for Arsenal.
• The line-ups in Munich on 4 November 2015 were:
Bayern: Neuer, Lahm, Boateng (Benatia 68), Javi Martínez, Alaba, Xabi Alonso, Thiago, Müller, Douglas Costa, Coman (Robben 54), Lewandowski (Vidal 71).
Arsenal : Čech, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Gabriel, Monreal, Santi Cazorla (Chambers 87), Coquelin, Campbell (Gibbs 59), Özil, Alexis Sánchez, Giroud (Iwobi 85).
• Arsenal drew 1-1 at the Fußball Arena München in the 2013/14 round of 16 second leg when Lukas Podolski, returning to his former club, equalised within two minutes of Bastian Schweinsteiger putting the hosts ahead. Arsenal went out of the competition having lost 2-0 at home, with Müller once more on target.
• The line-ups in Munich on 11 March 2014 were:
Bayern: Neuer, Lahm, Javi Martínez, Dante, Alaba, Robben, Schweinsteiger, Thiago, Ribéry (Müller 85), Götze (Kroos 59), Mandžukić.
Arsenal: Fabiański, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Arteta (Gnabry 77), Özil (Rosický 46), Cazorla, Podolski, Oxlade-Chamberlain (Flamini 84), Giroud.
• At the same stage of the previous season the Gunners won 2-0 in Germany , Giroud and Laurent Koscielny finding the net. They exited on away goals having lost 3-1 at home where Müller again scored.
• The other two meetings in Bavaria both resulted in Bayern victories, in the 2004/05 round of 16 (3-1) and the 2000/01 second group stage (1-0) .
Match background
Bayern
• This is Bayern's 17th encounter with English opponents in the last five seasons. They have won the last three such home games but previously had not prevailed in four in Bavaria, including the 2012 final defeat on penalties by Chelsea FC.
• Bayern's overall home record against English teams is W13 D6 L3.
• Under Josep Guardiola, Bayern were losing UEFA Champions League semi-finalists in each of the last three campaigns, beaten on away goals by Club Atlético de Madrid last term .
• At this stage a year ago, Bayern progressed against Juventus (2-2 a , 4-2 aet h ). They last lost in the round of 16 in 2010/11 when FC Internazionale Milano prevailed on away goals
(0-1 h , 3-2 a ).
• Bayern have posted 15 straight home wins in the UEFA Champions League – a competition best – including three this season.
Arsenal
• The Gunners finished top of Group A, two points ahead of Paris Saint-Germain, staying unbeaten away from home (W2 D1). They also avoided defeat at home and the last time they won their group unbeaten (2005/06), they went on to reach the final.
• In each of the last six seasons Arsenal have fallen in the round of 16, going down 5-1 on aggregate to FC Barcelona in 2015/16 ( 0-2 h ,
1-3 a ).
• Arsenal have lost three of their last seven European away matches; before that they had met defeat only twice in 11 games on the road.
• In Germany they have lost two matches and drawn one on their last three visits; in the five before that they won three and drew two.
• Their record against German clubs away from home is W5 D5 L7; overall it is W16 D6 L12.
Coach and player links
• With AC Sparta Praha, Chelsea and Arsenal, Petr Čech has faced Bayern on eight occasions (W3 D1 L4). His most notable success came in Chelsea's 2012 UEFA Champions League triumph in the Fußball Arena München. In extra time Čech saved Arjen Robben's penalty. Müller had given Bayern the lead with seven minutes of normal time remaining.
• Carlo Ancelotti coached Čech at Chelsea from 2009 to 2011. Together they won the Premier League and FA Cup in 2009/10.
• Mesut Özil has scored four goals in his 15 appearances against Bayern.
• Robben has taken on Arsenal 12 times for PSV, Chelsea and Bayern (W7 D4 L1), scoring twice.
• With Liverpool FC, Xabi Alonso faced Arsenal 13 times (W4 D4 L5).
• Jérôme Boateng spent 2010/11 with Manchester City FC.
• Granit Xhaka was part of the Basel squad that
lost 7-0 at Bayern in the 2011/12 last 16 second leg, Robben netting twice.
• Xhaka tackled Bayern eight times while playing for VfL Borussia Mönchengladbach (W2 D3 L3).
• Francis Coquelin spent 2013/14 on loan at SC Freiburg.

Nna na wa for u oh!

Movingcoil:
Quick recovery bro

Shut up and stop being uptight, ma nigga

driand:
None,

This is 2017 for crying out loud, if you call any of those creative the we are 4000 years behind the west,

Common guys, let stop celebrating stupidity..

U have what it takes to excel in the advertising world...

ToriBlue:
Valentine day is here again and no one is taking me out

May thunder fire u, my dear...

Mr2kay2:
Build your ponzi sites today contact me

I wonder how this post meandered its way to front page! Really, Modsaremad!!

Hold up ya fuckin' mods...
So because lil kesh kissed his girlfriend, it is now news worthy? What the Bleep is wrong with y'all lame ass niggas?

She ugly die. @ the last pic, why her face and body be different colors na?

And so what? Make i boil boleh?

No, English is our father tongue... Hope u were taught with ur "moda tongue" in school? Abasha. Look and learn

GreenMavro:

English is not our moda tongue...
assuming na common mistake in yoruba or bini now, i go contribute.
abeg, is this statement 'GIVE HIM HIM THING' a correct sentence?