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Happy boyfriend day's to the most amazing and hardworking and supportive boyfriend ever

This is womanese for: STUPID MAN BOY.

Thank you for your love and your pure intention you don't need to be perfect or the most handsome and the most Richest

Yea, until they hump on to the next because of you IMPERFECTIONS.

Pells:
I was never a Simp
You really don't want that smoke from me
I can be deadly
I guess you also experienced a broken marriage
If you date a girl for many months,you can easily know I'f she will make a good wife
You don't understand what dating means
Your brain never develop reach,
You think say na to call her everyday or nack kpekus be dating

An angry SIMPle man you're.

I can be deadly

Exactly, all SIMP and blue-pilled men are. They're frustrated which leads to anger which leads ...

If you date a girl for many months,you can easily know I'f she will make a good wife

Tales of a SIMPle man. They all thought the same thing until their 200 years of date later turn to birthing bastards.

You don't understand what dating means

Having sex, taking and giving resources without commitment. Basically a synonym of lust, coated in different letters.
The moment commitment (marriage), sets in the real person appears.

Go back to the way of the old, where your grandmothers married virgin and didn't "date".
Date a hoe for 300 years, she'll still be a hoe!

Pells:
You sound pained
I guess you dated her for less than 6 months before rushing to get married
You could have easily detected the red flags instead of hurrying to get married
Marriage is not a 100m hurdle race

You ancestors and grandparents who never dated but still are married till they died, you guys dated 20 years, still divorced in less than a year of marriage.
I don't know how moronic this has to get, now you'll be taking 2 years ? Another fool will come and say 4 yrs ? Another will be like 1 yr.

I guess you dated her for less than 6 months before rushing to get married

People divorce after 5 10 15 years of "dating", in their first years of marriage.

You really don't know people until you marry them.

You could have easily detected the red flags instead of hurrying to get married

A SIMPle man giving advice on female nature, how reassuring.

Truvelisback:
Aren't u a Nigerian? Why are u talking like a little child? Haven't u seen or heard of how parents pressure their daughters/sons to get married?

Girls age like milk, daughters being pressurized before they turn sour is understandable but sons are (supposed to) bring 200 things more to the marriage. Men are supposed to lead the family, if he's feeling pressurized right now, I hope no woman looks his way, a total whimp.

As for the rest of you weakling, the fact that you are supporting yourselves doesn't take that weakness away from you all.

Sweetplum:
Why you dey attack the op. He thief your gf ni?

Only an idiot will fight over girl ?
Posts like Op's are just trash and shows how lowly the poster think of themselves.

She's either not physically attractive or in the non-attractive age bracket, that's the problem. We understand you bro.
The elders don't typically reject beauty who places herself and her life in our hands.

Difficult situation for the men afflicted with this.
Losing financial stability or not having it the first place as a man is like a woman not having a vagina - tough sell

Is this a thinkin of an 18 years old or something ? This is what happens when you lacked confidence in your young days then slipped into adulthood.
This is how they pressure most of you into disaster, keep on letting people pressure. Olodo oshi!
Pressure ko Pension ni!

Now, the pressure of getting married is another mental and emotional draining pressure

My condolences to any woman (even if she's a 304) who deemed it right to have babies with you.
This is a statement of weakness; not even prostitute should give herself to man male like this.

Kobojunkie:
There are men out there who would love their women despite all you have listed as red-flags there. The sooner you learn that the better so you don't go around carrying worthless issues as if stakes.

The man will love their 304 wife ? Never has a man been happy with it.
The libtard of US who tried "open relationship" almost always end in tears.

Pells:
You didn't date her before marrying her?
Why do men make mistake like this
I can easily tell if any of my gf is a wife material

This is the second most stupid thinking ever, even more stupid is typing it.
Haven't you seen that divorces and shit marriages started right around when "DATING" begins haha.
You people just white doing shit, and you just press "YES" to all of it.

Dating is one thing, marriage is another. If it was any good, divorce will decrease after it, but nah.

Bunch of ignoramuses.

Moniya4Real:
As a matter of facts and to be truthful, my ex-wife did possess All……

And that's why she's ex, no ?

incogni2o:
You have to let her know, If she Loves you, She'll improve

Bullshit and non answer of the century

Someone is looking for validation to cheat haha.

AishaDant:
Unlike the females in your family, I don't need adverts to get attention from males.

Oh and if you were the only male on planet earth, I'd turn lesbian in a heartbeat.

Go and bore someone else with your existence!

Exactly how they behave before naming their price.

Strangely, my exes still wish for me to be in their lives, you're here crying over one ?
Who raised this weakling ?

AishaDant:
My boobs are firm but I am not interested.

Nice advert, the only thing now is who's stupid enough to follow through.

Sheistoopretty:
Nothing is beyond her control dear, she only saw someone who more wealthy than yourself. She's keeping close tabs on u because u are her second option (I'm sorry to say this) when the other guy is done with her, she will come back to u..

It's better it happend now than later in your marriage.. Take heart and Just move on dear

The funny thing is that the ignorant man is too unaware to understand what happened then goes to beg haha - one thing women hate at that point.

She's keeping close tabs on u because u are her second option (I'm sorry to say this) when the other guy is done with her, she will come back to u..

... and she'll cook up some stories which the ignorant man will believe, take her back and cycle continues until all his 3 - 5 kids are not his 20 years later.

she told me both of us can no longer work out due to somethings beyond her contro

Better offer came, ofc it's beyond her control.

I beg her to stay but she just couldn't heed to my plea

One you never did, it's to beg a bitch!

it wasn't easy at first but with the help of God and close friends I was able to move on

Na, you've not. Else you won't be crying on Nairaland nor asking "Please How Do I Move On Completely".
She got you on lock. You might've even washed her panties.

though she still check on me sometimes but I noticed that anytime I see her with the guy she is Currently dating I feel bad and pained and sometimes I just feel downcast and may not be able to work that day.

You deserve to 100x raised to power 10. There are 10 tens of million of marriage age girls in Nigeria, you just have to mess up your life with one ?

Note that she said I didn't do anything wrong to her because several times I asked her why she left she told me it's beyond her control

1. That's womanese, it's the equivalent of saying: you're a slowpoke, a bum, I want a man. Perhaps she finally got a man.
2. You whole write up till this point shows why she left, you did 9099 things wrong.

Please I don't like sinking into depression

People are struggling to eat in this country and you're "depressed" over a COMMON COMMODITY ? You absolutely deserve it.

and I don't like see myself wallowing over a lady that decided to leave me on her terms, please how do I move on without having to feel bad whenever I see her with her current guy.

Visit the hospital and grave yard, maybe you'll realize how much you've blessed.

Mod I would appreciate if you can move this to FP.

Move wetin ?

Thank you
Good evening

Thank for weting ? And what's good about the evening, you just spoilt mine.

go 3 round should do so that his baby won't be chopping outside?

If you're fornicating with her, chances her someone else is doing it with her also. Was that ever hard to comprehend ?

Wordsfrombimpe:
But you are the same person that disvirgin women

What a hypocrite lol!

0. It's deflower, not disvirgin.
1.You forgot you the woman have to agree to fornication before it can take place, so who's to blame here ?
2. Now who's the hypocrite ?
3. When you were deflowered, didn't you agree for the man to hump you ? Ofc you did.

This is why govt don't want to give anything to ASUU, you're one of their end product and it's NOT looking good.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Like say you be virgins

I'm a man of God, what do you expect ?

Male virginity is not as valuable as female virginity, so your point is invalid. Try again.
Since day 1 on this earth, no one ever asked about male virginity before marriage.

detectivejones:
Your mother didnt flush you, please dont flush the fetus.

How did u know her mother didn't try to flush her ?

Putin is old,

That's not how to spell Biden/Trump.

It's like this guy is living in Germany or UK ? Don't worry, he'll only turn the gas off for few months na. Since you're a Nigerian, u don suffer pass that one, u go survive.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Then explore it with other women who can please them that's why men of this days don't give shit about virginity

This is because most men:
- Don't know their value/worth in sexual market place, so they almost always under-price themselves which leads to the used market.
- Don't even think they can get virgins in the first place, not knowing not every girl is humping here and there.

As for we Top G, we seek out the virgins and tell everyone else to do so.
We're intentional in our actions.

Hollybratt:
Did i just hear you say Femi ni sim?

You dey crase sir! More kunu for you

Sweetplum:
Men should sha be doing well to be treated well

Of course men should be doing well. But not everyone who does well get similar treatment in response.
Sometimes the man is shit, sometimes the woman is crap. The difference is women knows the game more than men, we are only giving men the tools to level the playing field.

Sweetplum:
That's your own definition. A man that wants a woman ll do anything for her. Treat a woman well and get goodness. Treat a woman bad and get sour life.

Did u miss the part where I wrote this ?

Simp: it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over.

More definitions here: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp

Sweetplum:
That's your own definition. A man that wants a woman ll do anything for her. Treat a woman well and get goodness. Treat a woman bad and get sour life.

What you want is a savvy man who will take care of you and the children, not a simp.
A simp is open to attack from other women outside, a simp can't control himself in the presence of pretty let alone gorgeous. You'll be relegated to last in no time. It's like you people don't know what a Simp is.

Treat a woman well and get goodness.

Yea, like the guys who are fainting because DNA results came out wrong ? Most of them are rich and took good care of the wife.

Treat a woman bad and get sour life.

Like the guys who keep impregnating girls left and right and committing to none of them ?

- You refused to marry a virgin
- Didn't go for medicals
- And probably thinks this girl is the epitome of niceness, goodness, dignity and chastity.

What are you ? slowpoke! We pity not such guys.

Sweetplum:
True. You v to be a foo l to love. That's why I keep telling me here that being[b] a simp doesn't mean you are foolish.[/b] We love being pampered. Pamper us, simp 4 us and see if you won't live long and enjoy lots of love.

Simp literally means stupid and foolish combined, and a half.

Simp: it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over.