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Jokes EtcRe: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Infomizer(m): 10:26am On Dec 16, 2014
AwesomeRomeo:
Op please try and differentiate between acronym and abbreviation. PDP, APC, MTN, PHCN are abbreviations not acronyms.
Well said buddy!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by Infomizer(m): 8:45am On Dec 16, 2014
EJanni:
I will ask him and if He did not explain well to convince me then I will tell him bye bye.
You underestimate guys sha!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by Infomizer(m): 7:19am On Dec 16, 2014
EJanni:
if the person is medically sound down there, then I don't have any problem dating him but if it is otherwise, hell to the NO.
And how will this be known?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why We Could Not Defeat Boko Haram"- Army Commander Writes A Powerful Letter To by Infomizer(m): 6:15am On Dec 16, 2014
True or not, the C-in-C still has to be held responsible for the lives of his people. Call me whatever, but I can't dedicate a particular amount for a particular project and not follow up with regards getting results...Is it until BH become as large as the then Biafran Army or till they start paying mercenaries that the presido will do something about it? E tire me o!!
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by Infomizer(m): 1:09am On Dec 16, 2014
laykorn:
Classes start today at 9pm
Thanks.
Ayamlaykorn
Gotcha
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by Infomizer(m): 12:47am On Dec 16, 2014
Signing up!
RomanceRe: . by Infomizer(m): 3:09pm On Dec 15, 2014
A lucky man marries the woman he loves, a luckier man loves the woman he marries (Applies to women too)...

#GoFigure
BusinessRe: Angel Investors And Aspiring Entrepreneurs Meet Here. by Infomizer(m): 3:02pm On Dec 15, 2014
Interesting thread.
I wish that it's purpose be fulfilled.
PoliticsRe: I Didn’t Know About Stella’s Tummy Tuck That Turned Tragic – Obasanjo by Infomizer(m): 11:46am On Dec 15, 2014
I didn't know too...Guess that makes two of us Baba...grin
RomanceRe: What "Pet/cute" Names Do You Call Your Boo?? by Infomizer(m): 11:43am On Dec 15, 2014
OloriBOOruku <3
grin
RomanceRe: 8 Things To Do On The Morning Of Your Wedding Day by Infomizer(m): 11:42am On Dec 15, 2014
sexygirl12:
Congratulations! Finally, your wedding day has arrived. This is the day you have been waiting for and dreaming about all your life.
When you wake up on the morning of your wedding day, the first thing you realise is that within a few hours you would be married. Just remember this could be a stressful day for you. Only with proper planning, your wedding day can turn out to be perfect.
For any bride, it can be a taxing day with pre-wedding nerves and expectations leading up to the day of the ceremony. Here are a few things you need to consider on the morning of your wedding day.
Don't skip breakfast: Being a bride, you may think that you will be too busy to sit down and enjoy your breakfast on the morning of your wedding day....continue reading below
http://ozigizagi0..com/
You said to continue reading below and there's nothing below. huh
RomanceRe: Should He Go Ahead With The Wedding Plan Or Cancel It. by Infomizer(m): 11:40am On Dec 15, 2014
Omo!!!
I think I'd go ahead with the wedding were I in his shoes, except the deceased had a huge financial role to play, and even then, I'd still manage to. Sad and painful, but life goes on!
RomanceRe: On Why Ladies Find It Difficult To Spend On Their Men by Infomizer(m): 8:55am On Dec 15, 2014
1. Stereotype (Man is the provider)
2. Spending on some men is like fetching water with a basket (so not worth it)
3. Some ladies are just stingy

Dasall for now
Christianity EtcRe: How Do You Know Your Religion Or Denomination Is The Right One by Infomizer(m): 7:53am On Dec 15, 2014
This..

Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Bad Habits We Just Can't Seem To Break??? by Infomizer(m): 8:18pm On Dec 14, 2014
slap1:
Procrastination have killed me, heaven knows. Right now I'm going crazy because I procrastinated something important and I'm stuck in regret.
So relatable!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Bad Habits We Just Can't Seem To Break??? by Infomizer(m): 1:30pm On Dec 14, 2014
Procrastination o!!!!
RomanceRe: 4 Things You Must NEVER Do After A Break-Up by Infomizer(m): 1:16pm On Dec 14, 2014
lalasticlala:
Desperation often takes over after a bad a break-up happens, especially for serious relationships. At those moments, there are 4 things you must never do.

Love hurts. Yes it does.

In fact, according to some people, true love hurts even more than casual romance.

Sometimes, in the midst of all the hurt, we give up and the relationship is killed, with the good things it came with.

In some unfortunate scenarios, one of the parties is still hoping for the romance to continue while the other one may have gone as far as getting someone new. Sad.

When a break-up happens, especially for serious relationships, there is this desperation that befalls the hurt party.

But like all things done in desperation, it sometimes leads to more problems.

Anyway, here are 4 things Wha’anda things you should NEVER do after a break up:

Do not pine over old text messages. Ah, those old text messages are evil. You read them —the mushy moment messages, and your heart goes into frenzy. Best thing is to just either delete them (if you are sure there is no comeback) or try to ignore them.

Do not begin to listen to forlorn love songs like Akon’s sad ‘Lonely’ or Eamon’s butt-hurt ‘Bleep What I Said.’ It is best that you also avoid songs that tune up your emotions, soft like Enya’s beats or even Radiohead. The reasons is that these songs bring a rush of emotions that might make you cry your eyes out or do something much worse —like suicide!

Do not begin to stalk your ex on Facebook (Social media). Trust Wha’anda, the more you read about the person’s activities, the worse you’ll feel. You just might be unfortunate to read updates about you or learn that he or she is getting married. A status update or a tweet can crash your whole day. So stay off their social media profiles until you move on.

Do not stop loving. The easiest cure for a heart-hurt is falling in love again. See, staying alone for a zillion years will neither erase the sad event nor make you immune to the need for sex and love. Paid or random sex will also not be a good as sex inside a relationship, even if it will eventually crash. So you gotta go out there and get someone who appreciates you instead of crying over spilt milk while the person you are pining over is living the life.

There you go…Stay in love and stay happy.


http://pulse.ng/hotpulse/love-hurts-4-things-you-must-never-do-after-a-break-up-id3345962.html
Magana yakare kaina!!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Ladies Rude To Their Toasters? by Infomizer(m): 3:42pm On Dec 13, 2014
Rudeness is a sign of immaturity IMHO. There's always a polite way of telling a guy you're not interested.

TravelRe: Nigerian 'Toilet Roll' Seller In Spain Returns 16,000 Euros Found In Briefcase by Infomizer(m): 3:28pm On Dec 13, 2014
CelebritiesRe: Kim K Accepts Offer Of $1million To Spend A Night With Saudi Arabian Prince? by Infomizer(m): 3:24pm On Dec 13, 2014
Feranmicharles:
wetin u too cun dey talk like dis undecided ao I no go knw say na her hubby nd her son she dey talk abtundecided
Baba, nor vex I beg! Me sef think am o! But ur response con confuse me...
HealthRe: 10 Fascinating Facts About Flatulence by Infomizer(m): 2:56pm On Dec 13, 2014
Reference:
Better buy a fire extinguisher. Stay alive.
Thanks buddy!!! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Kim K Accepts Offer Of $1million To Spend A Night With Saudi Arabian Prince? by Infomizer(m): 2:54pm On Dec 13, 2014
Feranmicharles:
yeah,not even like pulling her legs tho, she said " what...north and west sud tink blah blah blah," and I finished the cardinal points by adding.help me ask her What does she(kim k) also want the ibos from EAST and odas frm South tink about" i.e north east west south,are been indicated in d comment. I don't mean anything offensive and she(les) carry am 4 head like pupuruhundecided

I think she's from the EAST cheesy
Apparently, you didn't get her message. She meant Kanye WEST and their daughter NORTH West.
Jokes EtcRe: A Collection Of Hilarious Pictures by Infomizer(m): 2:42pm On Dec 13, 2014
For real...

Jokes EtcRe: A Collection Of Hilarious Pictures by Infomizer(m): 2:37pm On Dec 13, 2014
En core

Jokes EtcRe: A Collection Of Hilarious Pictures by Infomizer(m): 2:35pm On Dec 13, 2014
More

Jokes EtcRe: A Collection Of Hilarious Pictures by Infomizer(m): 2:31pm On Dec 13, 2014
Here

PropertiesRe: A Jungle In The City: Story Of A 500-room House Where Tenants Live As Prisoners by Infomizer(m): 1:52pm On Dec 13, 2014
This is worse than Kirikiri Maximum Prisons o!!
HealthRe: Why Is It That Mad People Have Very Strong Immunity? by Infomizer(m):
sukkot:
your vibration is too low. this knowledge is beyond your vibration. go to the next thread about tonto dickeh bleaching her skin. that is more on your frequency level grin
Coming from you, I'll let this fly. Mr. Apocalyptic Vibratorr.. grin
HealthRe: Why Is It That Mad People Have Very Strong Immunity? by Infomizer(m): 1:06pm On Dec 13, 2014
sukkot:
i would assume you are someone with common sense. in everything in life there are always one or two exceptions. there are no absolutes in life
Thanks for your kind assumption. My point is, you were so very certain with your analysis.

sukkot:
we are all electromagnetic beings. when your electromagnetic field is above a certain level, you can never fall sick again no matter what nonsense you put into your body because your body is working like an effective machine. the higher the electromagnetic activity in your body the lower the chance of catching diseases. the lower the electromagnetic activity in your body the higher the risk of diseases as your body is not working efficiently
Common bro, easy with the yarns!!!
HealthRe: Why Is It That Mad People Have Very Strong Immunity? by Infomizer(m): 12:58pm On Dec 13, 2014
sukkot:
be very rare to see a sick mad man. keep in mind they eat all kinds of crap that would kill the average person
Going by your assertions, there should be no exceptions. Not even rare ones!
HealthRe: 10 Fascinating Facts About Flatulence by Infomizer(m): 12:55pm On Dec 13, 2014
If we fart more at night than during the day, then ma niccur gon be highly above average. Dude farts like 15 times a day. He sure boosts the weighted average. Never ever met a more flatulent fella.

Really would love to experiment the flammability of farts. Imma post results here when I do!!! Lmsao
HealthRe: Why Is It That Mad People Have Very Strong Immunity? by Infomizer(m): 12:48pm On Dec 13, 2014
sukkot:
[b]its spiritual. those mad people are not actually mad. they have tapped into more of their subconscious mind than the average person. the average person only uses 10 percent of their mind capacity. crazy people have tapped into like 20 percent or so. so they are not really mad. they have just transcended the day to day things that you and i care about. they are on a higher plane. and when your body is using more mental and spiritual capacity than the average person, that means your vibration is increased. your vibration is your electromagnetic field. we are all electromagnetic beings. when your electromagnetic field is above a certain level, you can never fall sick again no matter what nonsense you put into your body because your body is working like an effective machine. the higher the electromagnetic activity in your body the lower the chance of catching diseases. the lower the electromagnetic activity in your body the higher the risk of diseases as your body is not working efficiently[/b]
Apparently, mad men don't fall sick at all by your assertions!!! At all!!! Reallyhuh

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