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These guys are armed to the teeth!!!!
Dayum!!!

emusmith:
What were you thinking?

Once in a while, I suspect that my babe is a set up by the Adjustment Bureau guys. She is so 'the one', as in, too-good-to-be-true-esque... Looking at your thread and seeing again that she checks out on all itemized points, I (for a split second) thought that she had seen this thread months ago and used it as a tool to enter me...lol
Turns out, it's the Adjustment Bureau thingy afterall!!!

I'm not just lucky, but blessed!

Works 12 out of 10 times!

Wait, wait, wait o!
Okay, it's a new thread!
#Musings

laffytaffy1:
why this late, the should have bombarded the Godforsaken place years ago. I wish they could just drop a nuke and wipe the no good state off the face of this earth.

Hello! Collateral damage...

threadstone:
Nice try. Its ur choice to get any device u want not neccessarily until someone forces it down your throat like you android fanatics do all the time. Your os is the best. We have heard...

1. The last time i checked apple devices come in variants, 16 64, and 128gb which i know your darling droids dont have at the moment. You choose what u want.

2. Thats the beauty of ios. Hardly would u beef to do a reset unlike ur darling droids :p. This is because the hardware and software are beautifully integrated together and apps do not hold the os to ransom like u experience everyday (force close, wait etc.

3. So u need a new remote and you bought a phone, congrats.

4. Just because you dont have access to the file manager doesnt mean all files are dumped in the same folder in iphones. A simple jailbreak will convince you.

5.youre right about itunes. But to say you need iphoto to copy pictures out of iphone. Come on, say something else.

6. Any oem reserves the right to whatever hardware it wants for its products. Ure complaining of cable, tell tecno and others too to use snapdragon chipsets like others

7. Apples ios is engineered in a way that the appstore is the sole location for downloading apps. This makes cases of malware, vunerabilities and spywares and other nasty installations that the android ecosystem is notoriously famous for. For jailbroken devices, the cydia appstore also serves as a secondary base of apps to download too. Be illuminated.

8. Guest mode accounts werent a feature of android up till lollipop which im sure u dont have on your device. However be rest assured that its not so far away from ios. By the way have u heard of family sharing.. Google is ur buddy.

9. Who the hell needs google map when there is sygic map there that works seamlessly with realtime locations, thousands of poi and the best feature, u can use it OFFLINE.
10. Apple cares much about security and pattern lock is on the lowest level in security terms yet u say android is better because of that. Hell if youre using an exchange mail account on ur crapdroid, u can NEVER set a pattern lock as ur phone password. Reason? Read the above.

11. Widgets? Ever heard of ios 8?

12. Tell me where else to keep apps beside the home screen. And before u mention folders, ios users have been enjoying that long since before it debuted on android kitkat.
13. Well u may have a point.

14. Thank God u said a few phones. Out of those phone users, how many actually use d feature. I had a galaxy mega for close to two years and i could count on one hand how many times i used that feature. NEXT

15. Point well noted. Rather than set that, ill ask my PA (Siri) to wake me up at five. Dasall

Believe me, ive seen it all. Rooting xposed cyanogen 7-12. Odin etc. theres no big deal in android. [/b]You deserve a lagfree os where ure readily assured of an os upgrade for at least three years on a steady note, where ur device has a higher resale value

Where d prices of devices dont drop like a steam pot
Where u have a beautifully designed os which integrates with the hardware to produce a seamless experience and regular updates which shields you away from the need to flash roms.
Where a 1gb ram dualcore device is more powerful than other octacore hexacore decarcore 3gb devices.
Where a 1900mAH battery would last u for 24 hours 3g usage


Welcome to ios 8.[b]

@ Emboldened
Siri sha!!!!
After my woman and ma BMW, Na Siri o! Heard Android guys have got their own equivalent, especially on some Samsung phones, but Oga Na master any day any time!

hifaif:
I can't imagine a lady who once adored me now treating like just any other person. I don't ever want to experience it. Never!!!!!!

You don't wanna!

cherryice:
Waiting for a counter thread tho, "How I met my wife/hubby on Nairaland"

congrats OP

Trust me, it's in the making!!! One lovely story!!!

egopersonified:
Seven lucky kids
All for one
Heahhh

Correct!!!!
Wow!!!

7 Lucky Ninja Kids...

Who remembers that film?

One of the more reasons why I prefer to be apolitical as far as this country's poli-tics is concerned. Until the square pegs are put in square holes at the party primary levels, the larger electorate will always be presented with two evils from which they'll have to choose the lesser.

The eventual winner, according to Prof. Soludo, will win based on public sentiment, not based on a clear plan as to how they hope to achieve their campaign promises. This is wrong on so many levels and history may just be about to repeat itself in terms of an incapable government.

I just dey observe tho'...

Medunah:
So u also rented hall from that 30k? Bought tux and wedding gown from 30k?? With a budget of 30k, reception wasnt necessary, jzt church wedding that will consist of family members and close frnds, after taking ur vows, u share the food in the church and dats all.

This.
Court wedding sef for nor be bad idea...The way I see it in some movies ("movies", I said), just two friends (to serve as witnesses) and a priest will do. That way, you fit no spend 30k sef. You can now work towards an elaborate 5-year anniversary or something. My thoughts.

He's still a learner joor! I'm sure King Solomon woulda been like, "boy, when I was around, ......"

Mightyify:
He failed Mbbs exam...and began another course from year one.

Ima-fücking-gine!

Consider her married!!!

Next?

adanduka:
If you have money in your pocket, you're carrying pictures of deceased people around and even giving it as offering in church; which in my opinion is way worse than only hanging them on walls

Your mindset sha!

Where ma Baba 70 at?
All hail Fela!!!

Smashing indeed...Wanna smash something!

laffytaffy1:
[NOT WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE OP]

Lord have macy!!!!!!

I think the joke is on you buddy...OP here apparently means Original Post...

papiforreal:
Let us test the popularity for Both candidates please.


Click like for GMB, share for GEJ.

Beggibeggi for Likes!!! Lol

It's a natural law...

In other news...Memories!

Hilarious!!! I could use some humor right now!!!

Alibaba only tweets in UPPERCASE, hence methinks the second tweet isn't his...#JustSaying

Okada will always be Okada to the Okada rider....kidding o!

nickvanilla:
Nice piece! Today someone who I once called a friend took my phone and called for a very long time almost draining my credit.I didn't scream but simply demanded he quickly bring the call to a conclusion.simple matter dat should have ended there he took to another level calling me a proud arrogant,stingy dude.I was quite shocked at how irrational he could act.some folks sha.

I can relate. I've got peeps who will readily label you 'stingy' anytime they can't get something from you! Peeves me like crazy!!!!!!

Nice work op!
Anyone can be my friend, but that's stage 1.
I've known some folks since I was a kid but they've not been as impactful in my life as some people I've met in less than a year. Such impactful people are more than friends to me. They're family. They're blood! And they're definitely thicker than water. They occupy the apex of my relationship pyramid.

For someone like me that can go the whole 10 yards for people, I appreciate someone that can go half of that for me. But in this crazy world, people will gladly take all you've got to offer and give nothing in return. When you find that microscopic few that do, put them for family zone o!

That said, as the op had already said, any association that isn't making you a better person should be cut off!

It'll be cool to watch the drama unfold...As one writer once put it, the present government had made it easy to even for a pencil to become the preferred agent of change. GMB isn't a saint, but his supporters see him as the lesser of two evils.

I just dey observe...

Interesting post Op. The article failed to also mention the drop in demand from Asian giants (China and India), though it hints at it a bit by mentioning the increasing efficiency of other fuels. Since we can't boast of a robust foreign reserve as the Gulf Lords, and with our huge reliance on oil, our economy looks like it's going down the drain. Importers are going to pay more and it will eventually affect retail prices. My question is when do we start buying fuel locally at reduced prices given the global price reduction?