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It is not by he who danceth with whom, but by he who taketh whom home...Olofin (2005)

#GoFigure

Jokes apart, if you won't grind another lady when the occasion calls for it, then I understand your worries. But if you would, ....

Duru009:
Tho thy dont use JAMB but if u check ur JAMB manuel u will see NOUN dre.am a senior staff dre. Just add me on whatsapp if u have any further question. 08187844713.

Teaching staff?

Aesop's "Sour Grapes" fable works magic. My default setting is "No babe is irreplaceable", with that in mind, if you stay, fine. But if you don't, then you weren't good enough for me, and I'll be on the look out for someone better. It works 10 out of 10 times. Just try to remember and focus on all the bad things about her that love made you overlook and you'll be fine in no time.

You're welcome.

honeychild:
So, my question to nairaland atheists is: Why do you think it is a necessary part of being atheist to insult every one who is not and to be gratuitously crude, vulgar and obnoxious?

I think theists drew the first blood, especially Christians. "Only a fool says there's no god".
A lot of atheists here can be vituperative as you said, but it is easy to have a vitriol-free debate if the theist is willing to avoid the use of insults. It is really tempting to not be vulgar when someone calls you a fool. It is, really.

mbulela:
You are wicked o!

I didn't do anything o!

Codedboy95:
they pay about N2, 911, 300.00/year (day student) N4, 000,300.00/year (boarding) does it worth it ??..

It DOES! Apparently...

The Beach 24 movie production was like mid or early last year. This interview should thus be over a year old! Or Cossy is just tryinna feel in-vogue. #JustSaying

In that case, ladies that deceive guys with their false appearances a la make up, heels et al, should be guilty too...#Gbam

I'm normal after all. It's soaps for me..I use sponges too once in a while, but not everyday.

Anything goes for me o! As long as it fits! On ma woman, I love jewelleries in all the uncommon places! #MajorTurnOn

Just tell him you're as straight as 6 O'clock. Shikaina.

Turncoats! That's my only fear!

NaijaOptimist:
i have phobia for vehicles bending sideways due to bad road, i always feel it fall on it side.

This!
Try tilting yourself the opposite direction. It'll assuage your fears a bit.

Me?
Third fücking mainland fücking bridge! I thought I was the only person o!
Gephyrophobia things!

birdman:
wait make sun comot. I go show you wetin dey

Show me o. You must show me!

Bleshh:
MODERATORS MOVE THIS SHIIT TO FRONTPAGE.......


....BECAUSE THE WORLD HAS TO SEE THAT EVEN MENTALLY DISABLED PEOPLE CAN OPEN A THREAD!!!!

Easy with the vitriol bro...

Op
Just treat her as you would want someone to treat your dearly beloved sister. Dasall

Word bro!
There are two kinds of people in most relationships: The settler and the reacher. As far as the settler is concerned, there isn't much to lose if the relationship ends, after all s/he is settling for less than what s/he woulda preferred. The reacher is in the opposite situation. My advice is, try not to be a reacher! Both parties can love each other equally but please for the love of Don Juan, don't be a reacher!

LordVoldemort:
Sirens ke? Then go enslave you with their song and amazons see correct beating if u mess up...I recommend senseless blonde girls

You get point sha! #TeamBimbos

Emotional intelligence too!

LordVoldemort:
I'm sure you will want to populate the planet with shoki babes..lil prince was a lonely sonofabitch the mor.on use to make me cry

Lol! Defo! Wanna have my own planet, of course populated with Sirens and Amazons...

andyallor:
I prefer the world should let me live as for the mosquito we are at war so the saying "you win some, you lose some" so mosquito won just this once.lol

Hahaha

Loser! :p

Yours sincerely,
Mosquito

princefunmi:
You forgot to add Avenger's hawk call

I kuku no forget. Didn't know how to spell it ni.

andyallor:
To take my meds and get my strength, thanks to ebo.....I mean malaria

You don't wanna take over the world? You're succumbing to ordinary mosquito?

LordVoldemort:
The adventure of little prince
birdman
And Pingu (Pan pan!!!!!!) Nta was bad ass then, cadbury breakfast show every saturday morning and one nice movie every last saturday of the month...the good ole days.

Pingu!!!!!!! Nice one there!
I always wanted to have my own planet like that little prince guy. Using a comet as transportation!

Aristocats nko?

birdman:
wetin

No be you jooor! You fit fly? You get hawk?

I just knew I could afford to miss the match. Thank goodness I did. I no fit con die young.

•continues watching HIMYM•

andyallor:
*in brain's voice* YESS!!!

So show respect!

So, watchu wanna do tomorrow night?

I vote Chrisviral

Bright Sparks nko? Na cartoon?

abaaynla:
Biker mice from mars

Some Cardbury breakfast things...
Remember leanburger? Abi what is the name of that antagonist orobo?

princefunmi:
BIRDMAN

Birrrrrddddd Maaaaannnn!

andyallor:
Don't forget
Captain planet,
Ninja turtle,
Dugeons and dragons,
The goolies,
Looney tunes,
Sports billy,
Majic school bus.
E.t.c.

There's these ones I can't recall their names but could describe
*the one with 2dogs living in an apartment and playing cat n mouse with each other, one is tall and brown, while the other which is younger is white with big black patches. Very interesting, anyway a grown up will know its pple wearing dog suits.
* this one I suspect is from australier , the character in the cartoon is a bird (I think) who has a snake as a villain and an ally in a kangaroo that wields a boomarang weapon. Quite interesting cartoons.
*this last one I remember but not the name is about a teddy bear, a teddy centipede and a human scientist, they have a flying jet I think. That's all I can recall.

Menh the good ole days I feel proud of something atleast in nigeria, don't know why everythings about politics, there's no fun or enlightenment anymore.

Nostalgia mhen! The emboldened was Chuckle Hounds. I am so tryinna remember the rest but they keep eluding me! You old o!

xcapizt:
What's the point of putting a ring on it when you can still get that thing ring or no ring, abi?

Quintessential "why buy the cow when the milk is free" scenario. Lol

Tallesty1:
Marriage is losing its taste by day. I don't think the next generation will venture into it at all.

I'm inclined to agree with you, but maybe the next generation prediction thingy is exaggerated. Poco a poco, it's societal significance is dying a slow death.