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Investment › Re: How To Be Rich Exporting Wood Charcoal by Infomizer(m): 11:42am On Dec 22, 2014

I'm interested. What is the RoI and turn-around time? What are the risks involved?

Thanks in anticipation

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Say About The Grail Message? by Infomizer(m): 3:58pm On Dec 21, 2014

bsjay:
So you think? I personally think There's more to your belief and view of the Message.

So I think o...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 20th December 2014 by Infomizer(m): 3:41pm On Dec 20, 2014

Momentum, devils!!! Keep it going...

Culture › Re: Funny But True African Proverbs by Infomizer(m): 7:11am On Dec 20, 2014

colossus2:
They tried to put us in the dark, but they never knew we were Ghanaians

Wow!!! This is some dark humor!!! Lmsao

Family › Re: A Family Of 5 Just Survived This Frightful Crash In Lagos (photos) by Infomizer(m): 7:08am On Dec 20, 2014

Lucky fellas!!!

Poems For Review › Re: The Freestyle Collaboration Lounge. by Infomizer(m): 6:38am On Dec 20, 2014

How I missed the train I don't know
Now them wordsmiths are done dueling
Seen the prints their inks left behind
Freestyles, rhymes and poetic license
These guys must have had a blast
Spilling yarns all over the thread
Taking turns in trading words
Flirting with their lexical selves
Something tells me not to relinquish hope
That the absence of the 'smiths is temporary
That the next post will end the hiatus
Yes! The train's horn is blaring louder

Nairaland General › Re: Share Your BEDWETTING Experience As A Kid. by Infomizer(m): 11:11pm On Dec 19, 2014

HonourablePomk:
# That moment when you are releasing a hot urine inside the gutter and you just realised you bed wet . . . You will be like

That kain thing!!

Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by Infomizer(m): 11:20am On Dec 19, 2014

laykorn:
Please na.
Ayamlaykorn

That's me saying Yes nao...

Poems For Review › Re: "Mind Droppings" Featuring Infomizer by Infomizer(op): 11:08am On Dec 19, 2014

texanomaly:
First of all...Hahahahahahaha I absolutely LOVE the tittle of this thread. CLASSIC!!

Wow Wow Wow

Clever poem.

Lol...Thanks for the compliment! Was actually racing against my phone's battery going off on me. My mind will drop more definitely.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Poetry Club Chatroom. by Infomizer(m): 11:04am On Dec 19, 2014

laykorn:
Hi gentlemen and ladies
Could you please allow me to post the links to your poems threads on the lecture thread? Some of the students still don't believe in themselves. I want to show them what their classmates are doing. I want to ginger them

Ayamlaykorn

Freestyle!!!

Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by Infomizer(m): 12:58am On Dec 19, 2014

leki10:
Not necessarily.
It depend on how long or short ur acronym is.

I get but since the acronym is usually a word, then the length of the poem will be equal to the number of letters in the acronym. I'm tryinna confirm if it can have more than 1 verse, say if I'm looking at a phrase as the title.

Poems For Review › "Mind Droppings" Featuring Infomizer by Infomizer(op): 12:50am On Dec 19, 2014

The door and the key

We seek, we barely find.
We find, we barely keep.
We keep, then fall behind.
We balk, then start to slip.

What we seek, we ought to know.
What we know, we ought to teach.
What we teach, we sow to grow.
What we grow, we slip to reach.

Cc
Laykorn
Texanomaly
Leki10

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Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by Infomizer(m): 12:24am On Dec 19, 2014

leki10:
Example of an Acrostic poem

DREAMS

Deep, and at the same time shallow,
Real-like, and also an illusion.
Expanding as imaginations grow,
At times, it might result into a vision.
Meaningful or meaningless as the case maybe,
Slipping through the dark till the eyes will see.

Apparently, an acrostic poem contains just one stanza, yeah?

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Say About The Grail Message? by Infomizer(m): 7:14pm On Dec 18, 2014

Just another guy with his own opinion about how things were/are/will be, and a couple of other people that see reasons to believe in his opinions. DasAll

Family › Re: Attn Kanwuilia: Five Siblings Marry On Same Day! by Infomizer(m): 6:58pm On Dec 18, 2014

Kinda cool concept.

Christianity Etc › Re: Any Christian That Votes Buhari Is A Traitor by Infomizer(m): 6:53pm On Dec 18, 2014

I'm so tempted to insult this op sha...Chai!!!

Romance › Re: What Is The Best Compliment You Ever Recieved? by Infomizer(m): 6:47pm On Dec 18, 2014

You go make am! (Not as a prayer, but in admiration)... cool

Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Exist? The Evidence Doesn't Hold Up - Washington Post. by Infomizer(m): 6:43pm On Dec 18, 2014

And we shall know the truth and the truth shall set us free....from mental incarceration wink

Crime › Re: Court Sentences Two Men To Death For Stealing Fowls! by Infomizer(m): 4:44pm On Dec 18, 2014

bushdoc9919:
Defendant: ''My lord....the drop of mercy....it runneth....''

Judge: ''Enough of that hackneyed quotation from Shakespeare....''

(Above loosely paraphrased from the play ''The incorruptible Judge'' by D.Olu Olagoke)

The defendant was standing trial for taking a bribe of five Nigerian Pounds.....(set in the 1960's BTW).

Agbalowomeri!!!

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Romance › Re: How To Decently Tell A Guy You Are In Love With Him - Nairalander Needs Advice. by Infomizer(m): 4:31pm On Dec 18, 2014

jenniferjon:
The funniest thing is that i don't even know wat we r doing any more..maybe its a rlntnshp or its benefit but intimacy is just involved...I just wanna find out how he feels so I can move on n stop hoping jor

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

You took one risk by opening your legs, take it a notch further by opening your mouth...Whatever the outcome is is in your best interest. Trust me.

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Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by Infomizer(m): 1:29am On Dec 18, 2014

laykorn:
It depends. If its created in Diaries, the teachers will be able to view, but not comment. You can create in Diaries if you don't wanna be interrupted.

If you create in Poems For Review, the teachers will be able to view and comment.

Ayamlaykorn

Thanks

Family › Re: Grandmothers Breastfeeding Their Grandchildren: Right Or Wrong? by Infomizer(m): 1:57pm On Dec 17, 2014

Could be a placebo thingy as some have intimated already. Na powder go dey that organ nao!

Business › Re: Nairaland Barristers In The House Help Me Out! by Infomizer(m): 1:19pm On Dec 17, 2014

Oga get a lawyer? If you know you can draft it yourself, why are you here then?

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Poems For Review › Re: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by Infomizer(m): 1:00pm On Dec 17, 2014

laykorn:
If you miss next class, na cane we go cane you ooooo

Ayamlaykorn

Tisha, please under what section should the thread be created? Literature or Diaries?

Nairaland General › Re: Okada Riders Now Ply Oshodi-Apapa, Lagos-Badagry Expressway Unhindered by Infomizer(m): 11:58am On Dec 17, 2014*

These guys stare at death in the face and say "Catch me if you can". They don't even give a hoot about the side of the traffic they're on. They're the suicide bombers of Lagos. Even if they're not banned, they should be regulated like crazy!!! These guys aren't from this planet. They must be from Mars (Biker mice, anybody?).

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Christianity Etc › Re: 70 Men Of God Travel To Jerusalem To Pray For Nigeria by Infomizer(m): 9:03am On Dec 17, 2014

Yeye dey ooze!!!

Celebrities › Re: The Worst & Most Ridiculous Selfies Ever Taken By Nigerian Celebrities by Infomizer(m): 3:54pm On Dec 16, 2014

lalasticlala:
Denrele

I think say na G-strings this bae dey wear o!!! Lol

#naJokeIDeyO

Celebrities › Re: The Worst & Most Ridiculous Selfies Ever Taken By Nigerian Celebrities by Infomizer(m): 3:51pm On Dec 16, 2014

Mirrors: the most photographed objects in 2014

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Events › Re: What Are The Responsibilities Of A Best Man? by Infomizer(m): 1:15pm On Dec 16, 2014

Hemanwel:
A friend of mine is wedding his long-time hearthrob this coming saturday,20th december,and yours sincerely has been chosen to be the Best Man.So,I thought I would use this reliable forum to get myself prepared.
Please nairalanders,what are the things expected of me as the Best Man?Is it compulsory that I give financial support alongside the physical and moral support that would be given?

Thanks for your anticipated responses.

If you're the best man, then why is she marrying the groom huh

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Romance › Re: How Do I Payback A Cheating GF by Infomizer(m): 10:37am On Dec 16, 2014

Walk away! There's no need to revenge that way. Rather, revenge by being happier than you were when you met her. Be glad you found out sooner than later...you will always find another.

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