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Poems For ReviewRe: "Mind Droppings" Featuring Infomizer by Infomizer(op): 9:26am On Jan 12, 2015
I've posted this elsewhere (https://www.nairaland.com/2065391/thanksgiving-thread-2014#29286843) and the timing prolly sucks but it still belongs to my repertoire of mind droppings.


Thankful for Twenty-14


I'm grateful to the forces that be...
For making 2014 a blessing to me...
I may not be where I wanna be yet...
And the downsides are hard to forget...
But I've come this far this year...
So what the next brings, I won't fear...
With LIfe on my side, exuding joy...
In ravaging waters, a comforting buoy...
This race has ended, another commencing...
Poco a poco, onward we're progressing..


Cc:
Texanomaly
Laykorn
Leki10
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RomanceRe: 8 Extremely Annoying First Date Conversations by Infomizer(m): 9:12am On Jan 12, 2015
Any pointers as to what we should talk about?
TravelRe: Crazy Things People Do During Harmattan Season In Jos by Infomizer(m): 7:21am On Jan 12, 2015
Do they have refrigerators therehuh

wink
RomanceRe: My Addiction To Sleeping With Prostitutes !!!! by Infomizer(m): 7:17am On Jan 12, 2015
ronald4lif:


I am afraid no one does that for years and do better, especially the guys, it's either they are yet to find someone in their lives, or applies vaseline or watches naughty stuffs to relieve tension. Except of course, they are gays or woods cheesy

Wrong bro..Wrong. It's possible to be chaste without indulging in all the things you mentioned.
EducationRe: OAU First Class Graduate Given N1m, New Job At Alibaba’s New Year Concert by Infomizer(m): 7:14am On Jan 12, 2015
For a second, I thought it was Alibaba.com that the op was referring to. He's a lucky fella still...(y)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HELP!!! I'm Dying by Infomizer(m): 12:30am On Jan 12, 2015
redgem:
Ya I will, but, I've been lying on my bed for 2months now and its not good and healthy
Find one hobby nao!!!
RomanceRe: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Infomizer(m): 12:28am On Jan 12, 2015
Dayvhid:
Coming from someone who uses IN correct urself first b4 talking of maturity
If you can't win them, correct their grammar grin
RomanceRe: Guys What's Your Take On Girls That Sag,smoke/drink by Infomizer(m): 12:26am On Jan 12, 2015
naijaboiy:
It doesn't really bother me undecided
Same here. It's what is up there that counts, as well as her mojo and élan.
Christianity EtcRe: Ever Happened To You? (Weird Coincidences, Synchronicity, Law Of Attraction). by Infomizer(m):
Wella!!!
1. Always pictured my ideal woman for years. She sent me a PM on Nairaland months ago!!!

2. Jumped the queue on my first day in NYSC camp only to arrive in front of the guy that would go ahead to change my life forever!!!

3. Got this egbon that always arrived home when food is almost ready! Always!!! grin

Tis some mad Adjustment Bureau shiit people!!!! Trust me!
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Fall For Funny Guys More by Infomizer(m): 10:39am On Jan 08, 2015
Make a girl laugh and you can make her do anything....Marilyn Monroe
EducationRe: The LONGEST Word In The World by Infomizer(m): 10:33am On Jan 08, 2015
Sammyblake:
is not was! Means you're still in primary school?
"Is", not "Was"... Oga Grammar Nazi... grin
FTFY
CelebritiesRe: Amazing!!! Superstars Who Look Alike With Different Origin (Photos) by Infomizer(m): 10:24am On Jan 08, 2015
I've always known the Bruno Mars/Chicarito resemblance! Tyrese and Ba? Didn't see that coming.. Norris and Pirlo is also cray!! Nice work op!
RomanceRe: Your Dream Destination For Honeymoon. by Infomizer(m): 8:18pm On Jan 06, 2015
Any exotic island in the Caribbean or in Europe
CultureRe: Some Common Misconceptions Nigerians Have About Other Nigerians. by Infomizer(m): 7:55pm On Jan 06, 2015
kodded:
any body leaving abroad is a multi millionaire angry
pastors children are virgin
the holiest people on earth are pastors
any fake product is from aba
all politicians are millionaires
This is quite spot on...Niceeeee
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Mocks Obasanjo And IBB Over Recent Outbursts by Infomizer(m): 7:53pm On Jan 06, 2015
mambiyoo:
Sometimes am really tempted to believe that democracy is not meant for Africans... undecided
I'm usually inclined to come to this conclusion sometimes myself..#Hiss
CultureRe: Some Common Misconceptions Nigerians Have About Other Nigerians. by Infomizer(m): 6:53pm On Jan 06, 2015
Vicotex:
1. Every hausa man is an Ab0ki.
2. Every kidnaper is either from edo or delta.
3. Every politician is a Ritualist.
4. Any girl from Aviele (located in Edo/Etsako) is a prostitute.
5. Every dirty woman is a yoruba person.
6. Every shawama/suya sellers are from the north
7. Every girl with a flatten breast is from the north (dem aboki don squeeze the hell outa the breast cheesy).
Number 6 is sooooo true...Even for Mai Shais. Went to Iseyin in Oyo state once and started hammering this Mai Shai guy with Hausa to fry egg for me. The fella didn't even understand the meaning of Mai Shai...
PoliticsRe: Don’t Be Deceived By Osinbajo, PDP Tells Lagosians by Infomizer(m): 8:32am On Jan 05, 2015
blackjack21:
and for the fact that he lied to us, he even had a wooden pony.
Yes o! (Y)
PoliticsRe: Don’t Be Deceived By Osinbajo, PDP Tells Lagosians by Infomizer(m): 7:01am On Jan 05, 2015
Someone once used 'shoelessness' to score cheap points too...#JustSaying
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Spammed Her Inbox. She Hired Me. Why It Worked And Lessons Learnt. by Infomizer(m): 6:31am On Jan 05, 2015
Allwility:
For me, spamming a potential employer is a no- no. I mean if you're really worth your salt, one resume is enough to convince an employer. If I were hiring and you spammed my mail box, chances are that it'd be treated as what it is - junk mail.
There are other means of standing out and young grads should explore them. Besides, spamming is a crime in some parts of the US and the UK.
I think the idea behind spamming is to get noticed. Employers are usually inundated with CVs and getting them to even read your well-tailored CV may not be possible. #JustSaying
PhonesRe: 10 Facts About Selfies You Should Know By Rodriquez by Infomizer(m): 5:45am On Jan 05, 2015
Ugly niccurs be like...

FamilyRe: 8 Reasons Why Its Okay To Marry A Complicated Man by Infomizer(m): 2:39pm On Dec 31, 2014
BeeBeeOoh:
Oga Op I didn't see where u said marry a guy that is already made guy & since i didn't see that, I can tell you categorically that this post is not for Nigerian girls.. Period!! lipsrsealed
Chisos!!!
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Dated A Very Funny Girl Before? by Infomizer(m):
I'm dating a crazily-funny-in-a-way-that-I-adore lady. Your crase pass my crase bae! Gotta lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr(15) u!!!
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by Infomizer(m): 9:20pm On Dec 30, 2014
Brooks' poem is a beauty to listen to!
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: should I retain or take this new job - pls advice by Infomizer(m): 9:15pm On Dec 30, 2014
Grandmisty:
For what na
The new job is temporary. It's easy to get carried away with the changed status. Make d dude no go dey blow bar anyhow...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: should I retain or take this new job - pls advice by Infomizer(m): 8:53pm On Dec 30, 2014
Take the new job yeah, but please prove to be indispensable and be on the look out for opportunities. You need to be a tad parsimonous as well!
TravelRe: Things U Can Only Find In Ibadan (pics) by Infomizer(m): 7:40pm On Dec 30, 2014
Hila-frigging-rious
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Malaysia For Drug Trafficking by Infomizer(m): 7:32pm On Dec 30, 2014
Here, his story ends.
PoliticsRe: 9 Presidential Runners You Probably Didn’t Know by Infomizer(m):
Never even heard of any of em! Jeez!!! It's a two-horse race like La Liga... Lol
PoliticsRe: This Is The Last Facebook Update Of Ukeoma Favour Before He Was Killed... by Infomizer(m): 11:06am On Dec 30, 2014
I'll keep blaming whoever was responsible for their protection..sad
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Think After They Catch Boys Staring At Their Bossom? by Infomizer(m): 10:53am On Dec 30, 2014
I should ask Mel Gibson o! I could use the What Women Want superpower sha...
RomanceRe: 13 Ways You Know You’re Dating A Grown Man by Infomizer(m): 10:49am On Dec 30, 2014
Noted...
RomanceRe: 8 Definite Signs Your Woman Truly Loves You by Infomizer(m): 10:44am On Dec 30, 2014
Love happens as posted, yeah...but I think expressing it may not be as universal as you put it here. Interesting piece though.

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