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Politics / Re: King Amachree University Owned By Asari-dokubo In Republic of Benin by ini4brandon(m): 4:38am On Oct 12, 2013
peckhamboi: Let me quickly apply for Kidnapping and Militancy studies on their website so I can be rich like Asari
courses offered ; BUNKERING 101- 4units
KIDNAPPING 121-3units
SWIMOLOGY AND DIVING SCIENCE -3 units
INTRO.TO PIPE LINE VANDALIZATION-2units
PSYCOPHANCY 2015(borrowed course)
etc
Crime / Re: 2 Female Robbers Lynched In Aba by ini4brandon(m): 10:16am On Oct 03, 2013
WERE THEY ARMED?
Most "female robbers" are ussually gullible bedmates and may be ignorant thier partner is an armed robber. They might percieve thier guy is a rough person but dont actually know the extent of his criminality.
What if on this nght they decided to use the girls as a decoy and decieved them that they are going for "clubbing" or something.
Adverts / Re: Chrisvicmall Customer Service (Pay Your Supplier Within 24 to 72 working hours) by ini4brandon(m): 9:53am On Oct 02, 2013
thanks guys i finally got my products. ive just placed a new order. please how can i edit my order? i want to add additional product from same buyer and does it attract extra charges?
Science/Technology / Re: Brazilian Family Live With 7 Tigers In Their Home by ini4brandon(m): 9:58pm On Sep 30, 2013
"Borges also has two lions, a
monkey, and a pet Chihuahau
named Little inside his
makeshift animal sanctuary,
where man and beast alike live
together [b]Borges also has two lions, a
monkey, and a pet Chihuahau
named Little inside his
makeshift animal sanctuary,
where man and beast alike live
together [/b]Borges also has two lions, a
monkey, and a pet Chihuahau
named Little inside his
makeshift animal sanctuary,
where man and beast alike live
together " why did sum1 says brazillian tarzan has no lions?
Science/Technology / Re: Brazilian Family Live With 7 Tigers In Their Home by ini4brandon(m): 9:56pm On Sep 30, 2013
"Borges also has two lions, a
monkey, and a pet Chihuahau
named Little inside his
makeshift animal sanctuary,
where man and beast alike live
together [b]Borges also has two lions, a
monkey, and a pet Chihuahau
named Little inside his
makeshift animal sanctuary,
where man and beast alike live
together [/b]Borges also has two lions, a
monkey, and a pet Chihuahau
named Little inside his
makeshift animal sanctuary,
where man and beast alike live
together "
Religion / Re: Is Winners Chapel Church Right About This Discrimination Matter? by ini4brandon(m): 12:56pm On Sep 30, 2013
im sure thier "business sense" wont let them apply this discriminatory rule to student enrollment. dem go enroll even hindu pikin as long as the parents agree to pay the expensive fees

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Romance / Re: Signs To Know He Is A Womanizer by ini4brandon(m): 2:44pm On Sep 23, 2013
the photo journalist who got this pix grin grin grin is an evil genius
Silkmoth33: Obama: I gats tidy dis girl! My guy, nikky, how u see am?

Nicholas sarkozy: Omo! I know noo! My hand no dey, Make michelle nabb u first.

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Romance / Re: Never Hit A Woman: IS THERE EVER AN EXCEPTION?? by ini4brandon(m): 1:57pm On Sep 23, 2013
previously id quickly say NO don't hit her.
However a scene i witnessed on sat.21st sept.adjusted my view.....
A lady in her late 30s dragged her ex guy along a major road for dumping her. her sole aim was to tear off his clothes and leave him stark naked. we all pleaded with and physically tried pull her hands off without shredding his clothes but her grasp was too firm.The guy also pleaded with us to stop her from embarassing him in front the increasing crowd. In fury she even started biting him. When he couldnt stand the humiliation anymore, the guy violently slapped,twisted and threw her to the ground and hastily boarded a keke with the lady in pursuit. DO YOU BLAME HIM?

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Crime / Re: Irate Son Kills Mum's Lover by ini4brandon(m): 1:19pm On Sep 23, 2013
EVERY ONE BLAMES THE MAN. NO ONE BLAMES THE AMOROUS WIDOW FOR QUENCHING HER THIRST IN THE SON'S FULL VIEW without regards to the poor boy's feelings and the naive and greedy girl for falling for her mom's lover.
Adverts / Re: Chrisvicmall Customer Service (Pay Your Supplier Within 24 to 72 working hours) by ini4brandon(m): 12:43pm On Sep 23, 2013
victor, you made a good effort in calling my line all the way from china.Ifeanyi(in NIGERIA) is yet to call me as we both agreed.
Did you communicate the message to him?
Adverts / Re: Chrisvicmall Customer Service (Pay Your Supplier Within 24 to 72 working hours) by ini4brandon(m): 9:14am On Sep 20, 2013
you posted that you will look into my issue since 9th sept. but you havnt.
i repeat, what do i do with the 2 pcs of white female watches you sent me instead of the power banks i paid for?
Ifeanyi hasnt been picking my calls even after i sent him messages via sms and whatsup[img][/img]
The complaints on this thread proves that im lucky- you've dealt far worse with others.

Music/Radio / Re: Be Wise And Get Enlightened – An Advice To Nigerian Rappers by ini4brandon(m): 6:03am On Sep 18, 2013
yuzedo: my name is cheif sweetus

I likes all citrus

My landlod name is bitrus

And my sweet-hat name is Ritus dummynick angry

Am a grate grammy wrapper. Plis by my album ni tori olurun! embarassed tenk. angry undecided
5 mikes for yuuzeedooooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Employment Test: 1+1=? Justify Your Assertion by ini4brandon(m): 5:38am On Sep 16, 2013
iamdjizzy: If u ask me I'll say 11 sha #dnt blame me, blame ASUU vs FG royal rumble
LECTURER; students, hold on to your answers for now..they are all correct
till F.G meets our demands **
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Employment Test: 1+1=? Justify Your Assertion by ini4brandon(m): 5:36am On Sep 16, 2013
iamdjizzy: If u ask me I'll say 11 sha #dnt blame me, blame ASUU vs FG royal rumble
LECTURER; students, hold on to your answers for now..
till F.G meets our demands
Career / Re: Quotes All Entrepreneurs Should Memorize by ini4brandon(m): 4:56am On Sep 16, 2013
ygenius: Cant believe ma eyes,a guy beside me dey shout notjustok.com during praise and worship.i can nw believe in end time tinz
while you are nairalanding in church ...kettle calling pot black.
Family / Re: How To Handle Problems Over Relatives Staying In Your House ? by ini4brandon(m): 5:21pm On Sep 14, 2013
yellowpawpaw: Pls in everything u guys r doing, ur dad's health first. Its equally his house.

yeah. you n sis. should seek his views and uphold it. that's called respect.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo - Atiku Is Corrupt, I Chose Him To Put Him In Check by ini4brandon(m): 11:18am On Sep 11, 2013
Kingspin: Atiku is a very greedy mammal and a high profile criminal in looting(money) his face alone tells that.
SO you've also had that gut feeling. I always sense something sinister about the man's aura. Not because of his looks(afterall he looks better than OBJ)but something tells me we can't be safe in his hands.....just my gut feelings o
Adverts / Re: Chrisvicmall Customer Service (Pay Your Supplier Within 24 to 72 working hours) by ini4brandon(m): 5:02pm On Sep 09, 2013
Chrisvicmall:

We will look into the watch issue. Regarding the power bank, we do not send it through express shipping
your swift response is appreciated.
I paid for normal shipping. kindly confirm with chuks and ifeanyi at your Alaba office.
Adverts / Re: Chrisvicmall Customer Service (Pay Your Supplier Within 24 to 72 working hours) by ini4brandon(m): 11:12am On Sep 09, 2013
hello chrisvicmall,
I am yet to recieve a reply to the complaint I sent to your website about the wrong products you sent to me. my username is inibrandon. I paid for 3 watches and 2 power banks but finally got 5(the extra 2 were female) watches without the power banks. why have you not replied my email?
Religion / Re: Lord Chosen Members Protest Against Mrs Juliet's Confession DVD by ini4brandon(m): 11:25am On Sep 06, 2013
Psylas: The reactions of lord's chosen pastors and members to the second vision/revelation shown to sis Linda the sierra leone lady recently smacks of double standard. It was gathered that when the sister gave the testimony of her first revelation of hell and warnings to pastors Adeboye of Redeemed church, Oyedepo of Winners chapel and Kumuyi of Deeper Life, the DVD was wholeheartedly accepted by members of the lord's chosen and they even helped in distributing copies of the testimonies freely to people as part of their evangelism. Now Linda had a second revelation in which she said she didnt "die" this time but was praying and the Lord Jesus appeared to her and gave her warnings to some more churches. As it turned out this time around, lord's chosen was mentioned as one of the churches to be warned. In her testimony, Linda said that Jesus showed her a demon in the vision and told her that this is the one that the chosen members refer to when they mention god of chosen in their prayers and songs as they usually do. In that vision he saw pastor Lazarus having a covenant with that demon and the demon told him to preach holiness as he wants(as this will make him appear truthful and genuine) but make sure that they refer to him-god of chosen always. The devil also gave him the idea of the apron which the lord's chosen members are using. Jesus told Linda that there is nothing like God of chosen in heaven and that he is not part of the apron that chosen members are using rather its in obedience to the covenant Lazarus Mouka had with the demon(god of chosen) that these things are done in chosen church. Jesus further said that he should tell children of God not to be worshiping their pastors as this is idol worship. And that whenever we listen to teachings or preachings we should cross check with the bible and if such teachings contradict with what is in the scriptures that we shouldnt accept it. That at the end of the day, each of us(including the pastors) will stand before the judgment throne to answer for our actions and believe. no pastor will defend anybody(and this is exactly what i ve been saying all the time too). On hearing this testimony, according to information, lord's chosen leaders ordered their members not to watch or listen to this part two of Linda's testimony. That anybody that listens to it will not make heaven.

I heard this on tuesdays this week and curiously searched for the testimony and listened to it to know why lord's chosen gave that instruction only to listen to the testimony and hear these warning to pastor Mouka. When the warning was given in part one to other churches it was good for lord's chosen church to use it for evangelism, now that their pastor and church is involved it is now dangerous to the point that they will miss heaven if they listen to it. Now this also confirms what Jesus told Linda that it will be difficult for lord's chosen people to accept the testimony when they will hear it because they are being caged seriously by that demon called god of chosen.
Finally Jesus told her to warn the pastor and his members to seek for his face and that he is always willing to show them mercy and forgive them their sins.

I saw a great light, a great power like magnet moving me from the fire, I was coming up, but I thought I was going to another place for more torture, I didn’t think it was deliverance, I didn’t know they were coming to deliver me, I didn’t think God heard my cry, I thought it was finally over.


Then I noticed I landed on a ground. I saw a great light, and a man stood in front of me, He didn’t say a word but looked at me and then turn, I was following him.


When I was in heaven I asked Jesus who the man was and I later got to know that he was father Moses because Jesus told he sent Moses to save me.


Father Moses did not say any word to me, he just looked at me and then turned and I followed him.

When I appeared at the gate of heaven, I saw angels coming in front of me and I noticed father Moses was no longer there.


And the angels started to transform my body, they gave me a glorious body because I was unclean to be in front of Jesus and so they changed my body, they changed everything about me. They gave me a glorious body. And I entered into heaven.


When the gate of heaven opened, I saw a great light, a wonderful light, a big light that is all over the heaven, the light was coming from that place but was shining allover heaven.


While I was still wondering what sort of light it was (I couldn’t see clearly, such that even when I tried covering my eyes with my palms, the light still pierced through my palms into my eyes), then I heard a voice like the sound of thunder, like ten thousand thunders put together.


Then I heard the Lord Jesus said, “Welcome my daughter Linda”.


I was wondering what kind of human being would have that kind of voice, but the light was still tormenting me, then the light started getting clearer and I began to see better. The light then transformed into a wonderful man, a glorious man.


I can’t describe Jesus, Jesus is a wonderful man, no wonder, Jesus is truly the Son of God.

He said, “Welcome my daughter”


Jesus is lovely, Jesus loves us. And He introduced Himself, He said, “I am Jesus, I am the One that died for you, Linda”


He held my hand and raised me up, and I felt peace. I forgot about the pain in hell, I was so happy.


When I was on earth I liked fine men, Jesus is very handsome man, I was amazed, Jesus is made hundred percent perfect.


Then Jesus took me around heaven, heaven is so big; that’s why everyone you heard went to heaven came back with different description of heaven; heaven is too big and wide, beautiful, everything in heaven is made of gold and diamond.


There are beautiful angels in heaven, working for us. We are wonderful people.


Jesus took me to one part of heaven and showed me the houses of the believers that are in hell now. The houses are locked.


Jesus is not a liar; He said He’s going to prepare a place for us. He did it; if you go to heaven, you will see houses, beautiful place, Jesus loves us, He said, these are the houses of believers who are now in hell for small temptation, something that took them away from my glory, when they didn’t know that, that morning, that day, they would die. They backslide and die in sin. They are now in hell and their house closed in heaven. They suffered on earth to build their house in heaven, but did not enter there.

That is really painful! When you start this work for God, please don’t stop the race, love Jesus, don’t stop. You don’t know the time you will die, don’t stop, and don’t look back.


Anyone suffering for Jesus here on earth will be happy and thank God.


Since I met Jesus, whenever temptation is coming my way or I am about to sin, I thank God because during that hard time, I am trying to overcome the devil, the angels are adding to my marks; they are building my house rapidly and beautifully.


So when you stop serving God, obeying His words, you are decreasing your scores in heaven.


Stand firm for Jesus, stand firm in the truth, let them laugh at you. In Sierra Leone, they said all of us that dress holy are old witches. That’s what the bishop said. He said we are old witches that smell, that we don’t put on perfumes, that we don’t make-up, we tie head ties, that we are dirty old witches. Yes I’m a witch for Jesus!


Then Jesus took me to another part of heaven and showed me houses, He said, “these are my sons, daughters on earth”


These houses are so beautiful, but there is one particular house that is like sky scrapper building, very high and beautiful.


I asked Jesus who the owners of the house are, and He said it’s for people on earth who wins souls for me; that provide their own finance for the gospel without asking for support from anyone. They look for money by themselves for the gospel. Some of them walk from one town to the other to preach the gospel.


They pray, they ask for grace to do more for God rather than asking God for financial breakthrough.


The houses God prepared for these faithful servants of His is so great that without asking for a pay back here on earth.


Heaven is place I don’t want anyone to miss. Heaven is beautiful, heaven is so sweet, the air in heaven I can’t describe it properly, it is hot and cold.


I didn’t want to come back here on earth. When Jesus said He will send me with message to Sierra Leone I frowned because I didn’t want to come back to earth.


Then Jesus looked at me and said- selfishness. He said I did not deserve heaven that He took me from hell to send to my people in Sierra Leone. He said if I go to the world and then decide to sin again, He would throw me back to hell.


Then I pleaded for mercy.


Then Jesus and me walked around and I saw angles all over, busy, going different directions.


Then I asked Jesus why the angels were going up and down and heave seems so busy, and He told me they were preparing for His coming.


He said the clothes the faithful’s are going to wear have already been sown and are in storage in heaven now.


Just like expecting a visitor in your home and you are preparing for the visitor, they are seriously preparing for us in heaven.


Please leave that sin now. The way testimonies are coming now, the way Jesus is moving now, worldwide, every day you see and read it on the internet.


I saw Jesus; they were wearing sandals on His feet that have to tell you that Jesus is dressed.


I saw angel Michael, he is an army for Jesus, he doesn’t smile, doesn’t move, he stands in one place, not moving but dressed fearfully with ammunitions. He is a fearful angel; God took time to build that angel. That is why God will release him to fight for His people, only him will fight thousands of demons.


Angel Michael is fearfully and wonderfully made. Jesus said to me, my angel, angel Michael is dressed, waiting for my Father to say go.


Jesus told me that the angel that is going to increase the heat, the fire in hell, before His coming has already been released.


So the angel that will add the fire, the heat and power of hell has already been released. Don’t enter hell please!



And Jesus said, “Come let me show you the message and the people you will take the message to in the world”


While we were going I saw a woman playing with kids, and I asked Jesus who the woman was, Jesus told me that the woman is Mary.


That’s why He gave me the message to Catholics, who are busy praying to Mary. Mary is just an ordinary person in heaven, taking care of kids, she doesn’t know what is happening on earth, catholic people should stop wasting their time, and they should call on Jesus.
all dis tory, got only 2 likes? NLders una mean o.
Family / Re: A Nairalander Bathing His Baby by ini4brandon(m): 9:01am On Sep 02, 2013
Kanwulia: I loooooooooovit!
You can tell this man REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY ENJOYS IT!
Made my day!!!! grin

HANDSOME MAN! lipsrsealed

But why does the baby have a 'short' blokos?
Is he half-CHINCO? cheesy
the profiler in me detects a paedophile under incubation. wink
Kanwulia: I loooooooooovit!
You can tell this man REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY ENJOYS IT!
Made my day!!!! grin

HANDSOME MAN! lipsrsealed

But why does the baby have a 'short' blokos?
Is he half-CHINCO? cheesy
the profiler in me detects a paedophile under incubation.
Family / Re: A Nairalander Bathing His Baby by ini4brandon(m): 9:00am On Sep 02, 2013
Kanwulia: I loooooooooovit!
You can tell this man REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY ENJOYS IT!
Made my day!!!! grin

HANDSOME MAN! lipsrsealed

But why does the baby have a 'short' blokos?
Is he half-CHINCO? cheesy
Politics / Re: Man Detained For Recording Arrest Of Okada Rider by ini4brandon(m): 11:59am On Aug 29, 2013
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Crime / Re: Court Orders Student To Pay Lover N80,000 For Using Her by ini4brandon(m): 11:07am On Aug 25, 2013
“He used and dumped
me, after sleeping with
me for quite long; he
said he would marry me,
but he didn’t. Now, I am
claiming damages of
humanity,"
was it a'Sex for marriage' contract ? Did the guy just approach her on the street and request sex in exchange of marriage? They way these things go,im sure they had already hitted the sack for a considerable while before the issue of marriage expectations creeped in.
BTW if she had a better option to the skul loverboy wud she not have bolted earlier?
Monetizing the affair further cheapens her. Wrong move girl. that cash might not even cover legal expenses.
Crime / Re: Gay Guy Beaten & Arrested In Ogun State (photo) by ini4brandon(m): 3:44pm On Aug 23, 2013
Ikpediarukevwe: Gay still dey exist?
saw one in my hood two hrs ago. the way he groomed and his carriage made it obvious to us watching. he seemed to be proud of it

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Nairaland / General / Re: Fire At Allen Avenue (pix inside) by ini4brandon(m): 3:35pm On Aug 23, 2013
playcharles: if u agree wit me its the hand work of PDP and GEJ, click like button
was it carrying APC advert?
mtcheeew
Business To Business / Re: Do You Have Need For Used Clothes? Then You May Have To Check This Out by ini4brandon(m): 7:48pm On Aug 21, 2013
what location
Sports / Re: NFF Rejects Keshi’s 42-man List For Malawi by ini4brandon(m): 5:15pm On Aug 21, 2013
temiosunrinde: You can see how boring you have become no one likes your stupidity no more shame on you!
guy ur so much in a hurry to criticize good ol' yuzedo that u didnt notice his post in this thread has highest number of likes.
Sports / Re: NFF Rejects Keshi’s 42-man List For Malawi by ini4brandon(m): 5:07pm On Aug 21, 2013
yuzedo: Keshin, bro, am ready to play four supper eagle. plis include my name inside dis grate least and i promiss to score 10 goal + two penarity. Allar! cry cry dis piture is my prove dat am a star player in abroad. angry
star player entertaining empty seats....yuzedooooo. lol

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