na waoh for Nigeria Funny Federation (NFF)

the umbrella holder try ... helping in his own style the umbrella holder try ... helping in his own style

that oliseh goal was epic. still vividly rememember the oyinbo commentator's scream ''goooaaaal".
the state of the team today makes it hard to believe we ever beat a team like Spain.

hehehe... youve dissapointed some 'prayer warriors' in the house. ;

We will destroy Gotham, when that is done, when Gotham is in ashes,then you will have my permission to die.- Payne to batman (dark knight rises)

During the airing of yesterday's fracas on Channels t.v, a certain lawmaker in brown kaftan(i guess) held viewers spellbound with his nicely executed super flip over the locked gate.
Abeg, anyone knows his identity? de guy was too much..Bat man tins..lol

when asked 'who is arguably the S.E all time best coach?' most of us will quickly say westerhof.
'what did he accomplish?'... afcon trophy and a 2nd round berth at the '94 world cup.
but we fail to see that keshi has achieved same within a shorter stay.

team keshi all the way

TheGoodJoeHunt4:
It is clear that fighting for Nigerians is the most difficult task to do.

I wonder what was Coach Keshi's crime. He should call Uche? Or Martin's? Are there not players in the country who could do better?

I do not think they was a hostile reception of Coach Keshi because he left his technical area through out the game. That does not signify a man being pelted,

Thank you Coach Keshi for your hard work. The new stars you discovered for the country and the home based lads you exposed and gave them hope for a better life.

Coach Keshi and his crew are heroes. I will never forget them.

God bless you.

when I saw this pic in the morning I saw a girl.
someone got me angry this afternoon and I now see an old woman

I think its wise to avoid a marriage where your inlaws openly hate you.
Except on ethnic sentiments, I'll listen to them and weigh their concerns carefully.
If eventually I persuade them to tag along, I'll never tell my spouse about my family's initial reservations about her.

old story sha...... married over four years with the best in laws in the world.

maybe she wants you to comeback home.if she really wanted to abort the baby she wouldnt even tell you.

2015 is around the corner and politics heating up in Naija. let's share funny political posters,flyers, billboards in our respective localities.
So here we are, 2023 is coming. Let's revisit the matter.

if U.K branch is worth a whooping N8.2billion one wonders what naija branch will be worth.

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Who let Ebola into Nigeria and exposed us to Ebola?

Who to Nigerians that Nigeria was ready for ebola with vaccines?

The same scumbags claiming credit for what they didn't do...

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no need for mudslinging from either sides.
let's not let politics blind us to that well thought out tribute by fashola to the medical practitioners, health workers and families who sacrificed so much.

59. Choose a career you love and you will never work a day in your life.

gladpresh: B.O.M.B THE I.D.I.O.T

their English interpreter is nxt

and ultimately their sponsor

TrollMan:

It's a hard Fact. Your roads ain't secured at all.
Taking the police check point away will only make things worse. Ain't you a Nigerian? You ought to know that. It's a Bad Move.

Im sure you are referring to the spate of armed robberies along our highways. However, in this modern era of telecommunications, our police don't need roadblocks to make the road safe. Road blocks even make the roads less secure because it makes our cops' location predictable( an armed robber on a mission, only needs to determine the checkpoint, then operate a safe distance from it).
If you ask me, Patrolling up and down the stretch of road is much more effective.

Being GOD is unimaginable.....having to filter all these wicked prayers.
Reminds me of Jim Carey in Bruce Almighty

obituary announcements on t.v.....no night errands that day

GentleMimi: USA denied Naija the ZMapp serum.
Our Nigerian patients (apart from the nurse) are still alive till now. What else can i say? The ''Balm Of Gilead'' is at work.. Prayers are going on for all of them by family and colleagues. I pray the Good Lord becomes our Zmapp.
Not only will he preserve them,he will make them whole. I pray they come out of this alive,and all organs intact and functioning perfectly. Is anything too difficult for God? No. We will do our best,the Lord will do beyond the best.
This should be a lesson to Naija government. Buckle up!
Pls always remember them in ur prayers. We shall overcome!

jeeez!!! highest number of likes I've ever seen for a post......
Naija unites against Ebola

Rexnegro: Everybody in nff are so stupid..keshi that's not good tactically, keshi that can't even read common Iran game plan ? yet they still retain him ? Smh for naija senior team football....pls can I ask this...what omokachi doing in the coaching crew sef ? That guy is so ok with second hand post busy collecting one million if not more than monthly.

Did almighty argentina read "common Iran game plan" so well?

prof. spyder you are a blessing to most of us.... you make building a house look so simple.

pls. keep your doors open to my future enquiries, I bought a 460sqm plot in the outskirts of uyo and will depend a lot on you to move from here......

OP correction my t.v shows Germany7- 0 Tahiti

OP my t.v shows Germany7- Tahiti 0

abeg who get gsm no. of the official babalawo of Costa Rica?

rahazaqa: They both tried for Nigeria. Let appreciate their effort.

how quick we are to forget.....this is the same yobo that was a national hero few years ago. the same keshi that won us the AFCON cup just last year.
hmmm.... fame is so ephemeral.... today you light up the world tomorrow they spit you out like puke.

[quote author=ola_pluto]SPARTANS!!![/quote
yeeeaaah

PAGAN 9JA:
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[size=20pt]SEE HOW SHARP SHARP WE REMEMBER THE LIKES OF TONTO DIKEH BUT WE FORGET!

WE FORGET!

WE FORGET OUR HEROES WHO STROVE FOR OUR TRADITIONAL RELIGIONS AND CULTURES![/size]



this is the sad TRUTH of Nigeria today.

hmmm, thanks for the sobering reminder. For me, the T.V adaptation Achebe's Things Fall Apart launched the careers of two hollywood legends Pete Edochie and Late Justis Esiri.

PAGAN 9JA:
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[size=20pt]SEE HOW SHARP SHARP WE REMEMBER THE LIKES OF TONTO DIKEH BUT WE FORGET!

WE FORGET!

WE FORGET OUR HEROES WHO STROVE FOR OUR TRADITIONAL RELIGIONS AND CULTURES![/size]



this is the sad TRUTH of Nigeria today.

hmmm, thanks for the sobering reminder. For me, the T.V adaptation Achebe's Things Fall Apart launched the careers of two hollywood legends Pete Edochie and Late Justis Esiri

if you love her, yeah, wife her. The only area I. forsee trouble is at old age..... you guys might suffer the debilitating effects of old age simultaneously n can't help each other out. ideally, a younger wife will be strong to cater to your needs when ur old n weak.

Na Laugh: Now 2013 is closing up shop, it's time to highlight the most prevalent character types of the year in the Nairaland community.

1. The “First to Comment crew”.
This individual no dey ever catch head. He wanders the forum actively, in detective mode. He investigates what Mods are viewing each thread in order to narrow down his “front page material” threads. He goes on to leave this very useful comment right beneath the OP- “.” in hopes the thread makes frontpage, in which event he returns to drop either his long copy/paste “first to comment' shout outs, or “FTC tinz” and more gibberish.
His prognosis often includes his crap getting hidden or im go collect small ban.

2. The “What is this doing on Front page crew”
2013 saw the uprising of those who apparently perceive the home page of Nairaland as being equivalent to CNN or NTA. When a lighthearted or humorous thread hits the front page, they grab their picket signs and cutlasses and hit the streets (of Nairaland).
This guy needs to chill out. Life is not that serious. Nairaland to the best of my knowledge is neither a News nor political site. It is a “General” discussion forum, meaning “ANYTHING” that fits wholly or partially into the Nigerian context goes up for discussion.

3. The “PDP, APC, FASHOLA, ANTI-FASHOLA, GEJ, ANTI-GEJ crew”
There was a time when political debate was largely confined to the politics section. This was not the case in 2013, as even a thread with the topic
“Cute cats singing, while cute puppies dance and rainbows bow in the background”
will somehow attract comments on how the incompetence or competence of GEJ/FASHOLA has led to such singing and dancing by these cute furry friends of ours.
I tire for this crew.

4. The “Thread Bomber/Spammer”
This dude has no respect. He has never come across such words. He targets any thread with significant activity; it DOES NOT matter what the thread is about or discussing. All he knows is he has the secret to fish farming & snail farming and you are all to contact him IMMEDIATELY he pastes his advert on your thread, and walks away like a BOSS.
If I catch this guy ehn..

5. The “my MB crew”
Alright, we know for those in Naija, internet access is still an issue, but abeg make una relax small. Any thread containing photos & video will definitely attract this crew to go:-
“ah! Na ur fada buy me MB?” or
“make una watch am tell me.. I no get MB to waste” or
”Sh*t!.. see as I waste my MB on this useless thread”.
no vex, your telecoms provider go soon do New year promo.

6. "Pics or it didn't happen crew"
These are the newest evolved characters. For every topic without a pic or video, they show up with this same response.
'pics or it didn't happen' or 'video or it didn't happen'. Needless to say, they are most prevalent in threads to do with the female anatomy.
Awon bad boys.

*honorary mention:
“THE GREAT GARRI CREW”: This crew was hyperactive prior to 2013, and roamed the lands VORACIOUSLY until early 2013, when the atmosphere created by mods became less conducive for their survival. Their wise words of “HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET” were abound. Our evolutionary scientists at the NaLaugh research headquarters now have reason to believe, following extensive research and fossil records that this particular species evolved over time into the existing “What is this doing on Front page Crew”.
Abeg, add your own Common/prevalent/Annoying Nairaland characters of 2013.

the Banana Island crew headed by chief yuzedo

homesteady:
Haba! That's harsh

naija COMEDIANS/COMEDIENES say worse things