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Right now i will love to eat boiled ripe plaintain with beans.

I write a lot of letters,mostly formal letters about three per week but i call,text or email for informal messages

I write a lot of formal letters, but i call,text or email for informal messages

Silly post

Your story is touching, is it really true. Okay do you have records of your cgpa for each of the years you spent? have u tried petitioning your university senate over the matter, you said you've done an mba and a phd, hmm i smell inconsistency here. If you've got hard evidence then you can go ahead and sue, but for one billion naira?

Come let me direct you to my village.

@kenyanstar, so whats your point?

Have you accomplished your mission on earth? i recommend mars for you

Dance with me

He is not gonna win

Ha ha, one of the few strong men of Africa is gone. Good riddance, whose next

@ajah, i dislike that black eye peas song @javalove you seem to be a modenine fan.

Guys can u pls drop sites where i can can carry researches in the agric sciences, and also sites where i can research my project.thanks

@ogoro2u even opera 4.2 multi handler is not working. When i try to load it, this msg always show "allow network access? when i accept, it shows
error messages.

Hmmm still working on dat text

@aciddrop drop some acid for Dexplorer, drop ur no for me!

You have tried everything to no avail, then why not go and hang yourself and stop bothering us.

@hayprof, when next u meet a lady, make sure u collect her email addrs and no, text toasting is great but it works only on intellectual girls.

NL is funny, i posted the msg once and when i later checked back. it had been replicated 5 times lol, i had 2 modify em this morning.
@aciddrop, wanna get lovely msgs, try sending such msgs for a while abt 2 weeks then stop dont text, dont call.

Yahoo yahoo

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they
lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went
home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store,


What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!

A little boy was excited about his first day at school.
So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class
started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to
the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if
he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but
asked him to be quick.

Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate
and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.

The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram
to where he should go and asked him if he will be able
to find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes"
and goes on his way.

Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says
to the teacher "I can't find it".

Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at
the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.

So two fellas go together and five minutes later they
both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks
Jon, "Well, did you find it?"

Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his
boxer shorts on backwards

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