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If u haven't bought or sold anytin online yet, u are not a Nairalander

Yuzedo and d banana iceland wins. No contest

Observing...

kulyie: Because thats d impression they always give moreover the same way you think all ladies want money

You're always ready for topics like this. Is there somewhat method u use to get alert when such topic comes up?

247 sports online : Sometime Sbyla fumbles and wouldn't give a working link, just download this app on google play to watch all football matches live and u cud even watch highlights of recently played matches.

WifiDroid : works similar to feem but its a free version wit ads

3G watchdog : to set data limit so u don't exhaust ur limited data unknowingly.

Adaptive Rotation Lock : auto rotates ur screen in all 4 directions and works flawlessly

Learn Java : full java tutorial on ur droid

Zodiac Love compatibility : self explanatory

Gps essential : to check ur location coordinates in either Long & Lat or Northings and Eastings

Webster Unabridged : Correct Dictionary

Lucky Patcher : removes ads and paid restrictions

Orbot : Tor for android

Voodoo OTA rootKeeper : some applications won't work on rooted phones, use this application to temporarily unroot your phone

Mobile Odin : flash custom/official roms without PC wit this app

AutoCad 360 : view and edit ur drawings on ur droid

DJ pro : DJ application that works well

Perfect Piano : learn and play keyboard on ur droid

Love messages : incase u can't think and compose a nice lovely text, use this app

*use blackmart or Aptoide to search for these apps at first, if u can't get them there, then search on playstore.

I'm a Batch A corp member serving @ Oyo state, Ibadan North L.G. Clearance started yesterday 24th of December and will last till 31st of December, 2013. I'll travel back to Ibadan tomorrow from Lag to sign my PV. Safe Journey to me

Merry Xmas to all Corp Members

@Safex and @ify
God will continue to bless and enrich your purse. May u neva l
Lack anything in life.

@Dami
Keep doing wat u do.

Unilag dey find new GEG 101 lecturer as dem don sack d wey dey because of ASUU strike, let him go and submit the letter to their VC.

Let's wait on nairaland ladies to come and tell us what they are looking for here.

Just do wat no one has done yet. Try bleaching/Shading ur skin color to the opposite with no uniformity. Lobatan!

Kanye! Kanye!! Kanye!!! No be North East papa be this?

Jbluv55: Now here is the original image :
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I have broken down the image below:

That means you are also wrong with your answer. What about the 3 x 3 squares? And there are 4 of it in the diagram

goodbay: @ initialize, how does betnelan react in ur body? Cos i do take it. Wot i observe about mine is i will be adding more weight and a swollen face as wel. But it is very active for asthmatic cough. So been observant about how it always reacted in my body, i decided to put a stop to it for like 2 years. But now i do take it once in a while. So let me hear ur own side of its effect.

I experienced the same weight gain n swollen face too, I guess those are d immediate side effect. Later effect is that it reduces flow of blood to d spine which could lead to stiffness in d back and serious back pain, the person who recommended the drug to me then told me to either stop it or reduce d dosage. The drug already helped reduce the attack, though I'm still asthmatic but I rarely get attacks compared to the attacks I get before I started taking betnelan.

[quote author=endie44]Mr Man i'm totally blown away at how you narrated your story.. you know i've been there before and every thing you said i can confirm gbabe!!( Take it or leave it) let me try and share my own..

Me own no be say bad friends or something.. its bin a while i've bin trying to take that stuff but i couldn't get my hands on them..
growing up to me was like the good boy, always doing the right thing, carry First in class (ehen now!), private school tins, yeah generally you could consider me as a very Okay and the last person anybody would dream of to try that stuff..

But then there was me..

After waiting nearly three solid yeas to gain admission, i had started gaining trust from some very ok! guys on the street then.. so one day i told one of my neigbours that i wanted to get the leaf.. he asked me what i wanted to use it for ..yea Honestly.. he asked. I told him i wanted to put it in Virgin cream to grow bear bear.. imagine!!! (now wey i remember i just dey laf!!) he wouldn't have taken me to buy it if i hadn't sounded very convincing and pushy and he agreed to take me.

Omo come see coded movements.. even me come dey fear as our movement dey crooked. we weren't following straight roads, na from corner to corner , middle of house wey dey build jam pack together. we finally got there and of course he was recognized and someone jumped out to attend to us. he asked how many i said 1. The wrap was small and cheap, sold for N10, i said bring two instead. gave the seller N20 and went away. I went back home alone as my neighbor went his way for other business.

I got home, i don't ordinarily smoke so i didn't know how to start all the wahala of wrapping and all those what not.. already i was aware you could cook it with beans or something and eat it and would still get that high effect. So instead of beans i got Indomie (sharp sharp) before any body would come back home and catch me cooking anything.

I cooked 1 wrap with 1 Indomie and i chop am.. i was afraid ooo but i still chop am.. clean mouth.. after like 30mins nothing happen i said to my self abi dis one no reach.. chwww.. i cooked the other one and ate it .. this time feeling even more confident.. I chop am nothing...after waiting like 10mins... i said to my self this one no be am.. i think i bought the weaker ones.. I tidied up every where and left no trace of any cooking (Trust me Nah!!)

I wore my pams and went to one of my friends house who happens to live nearby across the major road. I was with my friend in their sitting room watchin a program abi na mojo we dey watch sef!! thats like 1hr later when my body starts trembling. at first i thought it was nothing infact i had totally forgotten that i took weed earlier. But when it started becoming too uncomfortable that i felt my chest and lungs choking.. I stood up all of a sudden as in at ligthening speed.. and called out to my friend ( who was still engrossed in what we were watching) and told him that i dont know how my body was doing me... i was so afraid started to sweat.. infact my body temperature started to rise and i started feeling dehydrated... mennnh dis wan na dieing tins OOOh! i just kept pacing up and down like a mad dog not knowing what to do. i asked for anything liquid because my throat was already too dried that my mouth was beginning to gum together. my friend quickly rushed out and got 7up like three bottles. if you see how i downed it eh... OOh GOd!! you wont believe it. but still yet my body was on fire.. I told my friend that i had to go back that my temperature was rising too fast that i might die here...

Omo See fear (now that i think of it i could have put that my friend in serious trouble if anything could have happened to me, and he still doesn't know what actually happened. it was much much later when everything calmed down that he even got to kw the how far). It was easier on me while i was trying to get home at this period my head hadn't started playing games with me, Okay i had to cross the major express to the other side of the road i tried and got to the median (my friend after seeing me off to the road , that's were we normally part if i go to his house i'll just cross and start going home) Omo na for tha median i could not tell how far a vehicle was from me, my vision was extremely blurred and my other senses started to fail me. i knew in my heart that if i attempted to cross the road i could get hit. I decided to just sit down there on the median (na here craze start) as in just dey there relax see if i can get my self.. then i thought again that my friend shouldn't have gone far, i could call out to him so he could help me to the other side. luckily he hadn't I called out to him (while sitting there Oh for middle of road) i told him i could cross the road. so he hurriedly came to my rescue and took me straight home.

I went straight to the bathroom to cool my body with a bath and went to bed afterwards. it was like 2pm. but to me it was already 10.30pm (time to sleep) My body had started to take on a white look as the heat inside my body was dehydrating me. that was when i remembered garri.. i remembered that if you soaked garrium it might relieve you of some of the effect of the Weed in your system (all dis guys sef). so i made a very large bowl of it and drank till i could take no more. But my head was still pounding, heat wan finish me and all my senses where blurring. Mo gbe (i'm in deep shit) what have i done i said to myself. it was then i lied down on the bed.... gen geun!!.. omo mehn na here e start... my brain started thinking things wey i no send am..

The thoughts were so fast and deep and they were branching out heavily. what i mean is, if my thoughts reaches a place were there are more than 1 option it continued in all direction at once, simultaneously... Odinarily i would have said it was cool but i wasn't the one thinking this things... it was just firing up on its own, it was using my brain without my permission and doing things with it that i couldnt do. i felt i was being raped and i wasn' t in control. JesuSS!! help me!! ( i would shout inside my head when it would get too much that i knew that this was confirmed madness) I had gone Bobos!! parts of my brain that didnt exist before started doing logic reasoning. the reasonings were sound and ok and deep but i couldn't take credit for them because it wasn't me that was doing it. a force was using my brain and it started to hurt seriously. na im i start to dey pray inside my head. i found out that if i tried to use my head and think for myself consciously it would stop, but then i would forget myself and the brain goes haywire on its own.

I was alone at home as no one had come back from school yet. so i was really scared that if i dont get a hold of my brain, this thing using my head can possess it and i would become mad. I just used prayer to hold myself before my family members started to come back and found me in an awkward state. I didnt even send anybody after telling them what had happened.. some were shouting ewwooHH ewoohh!! he don mad Oh because the way i was even talking i didn't even know brother from sister, from aunty to uncle to papa self.. no single respect it was outright casual and blunt.. not my usual demeanor and behaviour (big Problem).

Now just imagine if i could go ahead and take weed and nearly ran mad, it meant there was virtually no hope for my family.. Because i was considered one of the strongest players in my family who may one day likely save us all from poverty and the rest. I disappointed my Dad Most especially ( i couldn't have cared anyless for anyone else)..

Well sha i was given some enough tins of peak milk and later taken to the hospital for other treaments.

You know in fact i could have actually killed myself ignorantly or stupidly, i've always thought to my self. if i had purchased more than two wraps i could have easily taken it when the second didn't still have any effect... gbam. Unlike alcohol as you take it, you start feeling it immediately so that was the concept i had. those guys used to smoke this thing and get high immediately so why didn't this one.

I would sincerely tell you that i didnt get completely rehabilitated even after 4 years (i don dey school by Now). i could still feel that strangeness in my brain and that heat in my body continued a long time. It permanently coloured my eyeball to a kind of yellow that if you're a gangerous man and see my eye you would know i've taken before or i'm still currently chewing weed. I guess i gave my liver a sudden heavy detoxification to do which it may not have being prepared for.. i hope it doesn't cause me troubles in the future (Please GOD!!).

When i see some mad people on the road, its as if i can connect with them, i know probably what is going o in their brain.. Believe me it has being hijacked by forces and they have virtually no control of themselves and action at most times. I think i got lucky and remain ever Grateful to God!! Almighty for saving me that day.. It could have been worse. I'm totally Okay Now and doing great (thanx for asking) totally recovered and looking forward to doing great things in my life. This happened almost 11 to 12 years back.. I was really naive then!!

Mr Man I still throway tualle to you for having the courage to put down your experience and share with the world so that lessons can be learnt and costly mistakes avoided.

Yours faithfully.[/quote

This story is exactly my experience with weed but I took 3 wraps at once and I was lucky d effect lasted only a day and no one at home was able to know.

I dunno

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Download "zarchiver" from playstore to unrar compressed files. It's even better than androzip

RIP Precious. GOD help me thru mine, make i finish dis NYSC in february n return to Lagos safely. amen

I am also asthmatic but I remember a drug a fellow nairalander recommended some years ago which I tried and it has help relieved me from my frequent asthma attacks then. No I do av d attack once a while but the drug helped control it, I only stopped cos of its side effects. The name of d drug is BETNELAN

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shereef19: some android don't come with flash share. if u don't have it try to download it u can even share ur data, call with it. if u like Scrabble download wordosaur u can challenge me if u r good

I love scrabble but I play Classic Words plus, I think its the best scrabble app. Will try the one u suggested later. Drop ur id to play u.

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tumababa: Long time

NYSC dey hold me for Ibadan

Ok

Boss

hmmmm!

How long or how short? Na money we dey talk o.

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Same reason you will cook indomie when u r very hungry other than going to d market to buy food stuffs and waste more time cooking it wen indomie only takes 2mins to prepare. We all like "instant (no time wasting)" meal.