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Will you greet me well when I visit you?

^^^ lmao lmao lmao

Its not about being tough. If your in shape and you look good then we'll look. For example, I play sports and when I see a nice looking toned guy walking down the street, I take notice so being tough has nothing to do with it.

^^^ Yeah, it is a nice comment.

I totally agree with IyaBasira. I doubt everyone would be quick to jump to conclusion had this been a man in the street.

Nutella with bread

omg, who actually watches that s.tupid show? 

Ok, so what's your question? So far this is just a story.

Missy B:
Enough of this BS about Girls loving bad/strict guys, already.
Never heard of a notion, so fallacious YET very common among and generally considered to be true by little boys. Geez!

I totally agree.

sexylogan:
^^^ i meant keep your posts coming. Very original-love your dialogue. I can't believe MOBO can be so insensitive towards this issue. I mean, how can he say that the poster shud "have fun with her and move on"? What insolence! Well, this just proves that you may teach a goat to read n write and even operate a computer, but u can Never teach it Sense!

Hehehe, MOBO is a fine example indeed!!! My cousin's mom is the only one that's against the relationship. I'm in total support though, as long as she treats him well and vise versa.

Oh, I'm new here. I didn't know

Adventurous>>> I go conquer the world today.

Taking things too easy? We're not even together . 190, stop trying to fill his head with rubbish.

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to, "

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

"Oh my god!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

"She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, eh, equipment?"

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

"Tripod??", Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?,  Good Lord, she's fainted!!"

Keep what comin'?

This is such an interesting thread. Glad that I found it

You guys didn't need to be mean . Just don't respond.

Dafemo:
i don,t get it

At the end of the joke its trying to say that the boy splashed his "man stuff" on the isle when the woman tugged on his man parts

Sure


Will you pick me up on time?

^^^ lol lol

Hehehehe, I guess you're gonna start using that word now?

^^^ Tell am.

No


Will you make jolloff rice for me?

If you truly believe that you can do it then you've got my full support.

I'm not Yourba but I'll answer anyway. If he can kneel down before me as well then no problem. If not then no.