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NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 4:44pm On May 16, 2016
GentlemanAyo:
Nope, I actually printed mine on Saturday.
snap it n show us all here if u r not just joking
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 9:36am On May 15, 2016
goodgirl247:
I just called the abuja head office, those who choosed the IDP states are to go on saturday, and they are those getting message from NYSC, the rest of us are to go in JULY
sounds funny and unrealistic cause i graduated from adamawa and their IDP Camps are the Nysc permanent site. before i came home and till date, the camp is still occupied by thousands of IDPs. corpers posted to Borno, Adamawa and Yobe do have their orientation in other states not the said state of Deployment. That person in the head office must have dranked ogogoro to lie to you my dear. don't mind them and their lies. Corpers posted to Adamawa mostly use Taraba camp for orientation. so how will only them go and use taraba camp ignoring the originally posted persons to taraba? shey u get my gist?

lets just ignore them and see what they want to do by monday. how was ur nyt?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 9:29am On May 15, 2016
i lost a friend who was scheduled for stream 2 like us. the day he died, he was just tired of being idle and decided to go swim at a pool. WHILE AT THE POOL, he had a sharp headache and off he died. my thought was "what if there was nothing like stream 1&2 shey my frnd for dey camp?" sometimes creating unnecessary division among people with equal status makes no sense. only God knows how many people who are in stream 2 that have lost their lives out of frustration of being idle at home.

if he was in camp i wonder where he would have seen a pool to swim. i know many will say his time was up but remember that being at a place at a wrong time sometimes gives the devil a chance to act too. he has been laid to rest since last week. he was the first graduate in his clan. i will miss my dear friend Stephen Nwobodo....RIP Bro.

NYSC clap for urself embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed #sad
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 12:36am On May 15, 2016
i cant believe one single fake CUL tricked us all including me last night. i saw that "fake" CUL letter on whatsapp and i decided to come in here to know how far just to see the same girl's Fake CUL as the only CUL everywia. on my dashbaord na dsame "You will n notified"........Hmmmm Naija funny sha. as a human sat down and changed letters on a letter. It's well bcoz our own all will be out soon.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 3:52pm On May 14, 2016
Lvlink:
With anger in my veins I picked up my phone and called one of the NYSC directors with this number "08034655026". A man picked up the call and said I should not worry.

He said that there are technical problems they are trying to resolve, and that we shall still be able to print our CUL today.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......you just made me laugh today after so much anger for Nysc. i know we must print today o. God pass Nysc sha
In his own words, he said that very soon the platform will be enabled.

Well I have decided to be calling him every 2minutes. If I did not print my CUL today eh..


What happened in 1804 will happen today! embarassed embarassed

Cc

Fraiser
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barongmj et all
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 3:49pm On May 14, 2016
Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...
am a fresh graduate from Fedpoly Mubi Adamawa state....Graduated December 2015. am here in stream 2
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 2:26pm On May 14, 2016
i intentionally decided to check the dashboard of one of my friend who is in stream 1 and i saw some changes like "Print Lost Id Card" "Relocation Bla bla".....it means Nysc ICT guys have been busy on the Site of recent. i just pray they reduce our worries by enabling the print CUL button
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 1:08pm On May 14, 2016
whether they like it or not, we Batch A16 Stream 2 must wear that Kaki.......if not for anything but for being patient since March. Nigeria can be so annoying. since we have been shared into half to have stream 1&2, what more brain would it take them to simply release call-up for Stream 2 to peacefully print without all these stupid, unnecessary,wicked suspense of a thing. it is not as if some of us didnt see jobs to take but we just chilled and sat at home purposely to serve Nigeria and this is the insult we get and they expect us to serve with all humility and answering the Clarion call. which clarion call? am so angry at Nysc for being so disorganized this year. IT IS A SHAME
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 11:11am On May 14, 2016
WinningSun:
hope I won't out grow my camp kits I bought in February. I no get money for another one oo.
hahahahhahaahahaha you funny die my padi. no mind Nysc and their unnecessary delay. they think we are getting any younger
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 1:50pm On May 13, 2016
Slimfitdiva:
No ooo.me no dey kiss u.....just wishing u a lyf full of kisses
i go call police for this is an illegal relationship oooo. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 12:44pm On May 13, 2016
Fraiser:
baba my syd gallant no offense bro just dat d tin no dey smile @ mb... Hw ur syd too..
my side cool as i hide for villa @Enugu....coal city
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 10:54am On May 13, 2016
Fraiser:
i tink sey na only me o... Abeg make una stop all dis youtube link una dey share jor... Una just dey waste person small mb..
Dear Fraiser am so sorry i didnt think that way earlier. am so sorry. no more youtube links again in here. how ur area na?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 10:48am On May 13, 2016
Geegar:
i no evn know wetin d happen 4 my crib talk more area..
ah no evn need any body to entr my room till i see my call up latr...
i no want insultz 4rm dem diz mornin
Dont worry you will soon smile with your CUL in less than 24hrs.......dont be too angry. we are in this together
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 10:45am On May 13, 2016
Aieboocaar:
bros i swear dem nid to shoot whoever give u dis D.J work... When boys dey para naim u cum dey play dis kind song wey go provoke more cry from persin eye undecided

Abegi play OluwaNi by Reekado banks jooor make we dey dance away our worries cheesy
here is your request song.......#Oluwa Ni By Reekado


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXS0Qag1j4o
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 10:32am On May 13, 2016
GentlemanAyo:
Anybody who does not have date for CUL printing on his/her dashboard before and now has it should please notify us so that we can check ours before we turn Batch B. I don't even know why I'm on stream 2 despite registering early. Very sad.
you are not alone for the matter o. i follow too sha! but no one will turn Batch B from A16 stream 2 unless he/she refuses to report to camp and then remobilize for Batch B.....fear not
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 10:29am On May 13, 2016
Geegar:
niccur carry ya wahala nd go...u wan finish d smal M.B wee i dey use refresh DASHBOARD? sum guyz are wicked in diz villag oh
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin dont be vexed i ws just giving us some cool melody to cool off as we wait the almighty CUL......how ur area na?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 10:22am On May 13, 2016
as we await a FIX on Our Quest For Nysc.......#Fix By Coldplay

Enjoy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n19hMu4yW0
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 8:44am On May 13, 2016
Video Dj......Listen to Mali Music. #ReadyAim......we aim high


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlwrxh3L6qc
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 8:34am On May 13, 2016
Aieboocaar:
U can na!
here is a good song to watch it will inspire700

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcipf61Gmkw
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 8:29am On May 13, 2016
while we calm our nerves waiting for the CUL printing, who will be our Dj na?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 6:03am On May 13, 2016
NoApology:
to the guys that will be posted to delta state. if u happen 2 stay in the first male hostel directly opposite the ICT block hostel, room 2 second bunk on d left hand side of d room, I left for u 2 pairs of white shirt and shorts on d rope at d head of d bed, a towel, one rubber food flask and a meal ticket, a white shoe and bucket dat is under d bed, mosquito net, dat is if dy did nt fumigate d camp again b4 u com in (funny enough no mosquitoes in d camp), and som other little tins. But guys make una hold una pockets well oooo! Mami market na natural money sucking machine. #PPA starts 2morow. May God lead d way. Prey prey shun! If u are still nt prepared, u are wrong.
you funny die....you must be a great philanthropist o. God bless you for those awesome gifts you have dropped for the person that will encounter them first.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 5:39am On May 13, 2016
As Nysc has made it clear that we the Stream 2 PCMs can print our CUL from 14th May which is tomorrow, it has proven all those initial rumors of "no stream2" wrong. so lets just exercise a patience of less than 24 hrs. Good luck to all of us!!!!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 10:24am On May 12, 2016
VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
1 DAY TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)


CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
9 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)


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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
It is important to make sure that we are talking with each other in a way that heals, not in a way that wounds - BARACK OBAMA
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MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
I belong to everybody and i belong to nobody- MUHAMMADU BUHARI
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) we cannot build an economy where corruption is the working capital- MUHAMMADU BUHARI

2) Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance too much - NAIJA PROVERBS
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[b] SHORT JOKES
1) The following conversation ensued between Johnny and Emeka
EMEKA- Why do you always hold your wife's hand when you visit shopping malls?
JOHNNY- Because if i leave her hand, she will go for shopping. It looks romantic but actually it is economic.

2) Johnny pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted
2 Minutes later his pastor message came in:
PASTOR- How are you?
JOHNNY- I am fine my daddy
PASTOR- May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the thunder of blessing strike you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God slash you with the axe of life
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God stab you with the knife of riches
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the world trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- Are you there?
JOHNNY- Yes, my daddy
PASTOR- You should be saying amen to claim the blessings
JOHNNY- ok, may the over speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members.
May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in jesus name
PASTOR- (no reply)
JOHNNY- You should be saying amen to claim these prayers
PASTOR- May thunder fire you! Idiot...
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc
VillageGoat you too much oooo. yes o CUL printing is by the corner
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 12:13pm On May 08, 2016
my dear padi dem how we dey na? am sowi for being away for days.,.....light for my end na war. how has been the anticipation? hope we all are cool on our rides?
FoodRe: Amazing! Meet The 5 Year Old Cake Baker Baby Jael by inspire700(op): 6:53am On May 03, 2016
Adonis3:
grin

Lalasticlala
Yes ooooo
FoodRe: Amazing! Meet The 5 Year Old Cake Baker Baby Jael by inspire700(op): 6:48am On May 03, 2016
Adonis3:
now this is cool




Buh
[size=15pt]REFINER[/size] started baking when she was 2 cheesy



Vote [size=15pt]REFINER[/size] for miss Nairaland 2016wink



#Adonis3HasSopken
Refiner must be great then. you know kids of these modern days are just so amazing and great with their speed in assimilation when being taught a particular thing.
FoodAmazing! Meet The 5 Year Old Cake Baker Baby Jael by inspire700(op): 6:19am On May 03, 2016
When a child is groomed with a sound training in the kitchen, such a child will always marvel the world with the kind of works his/her hands shall make. This is a story of a 5 year old baker named Baby Jael. Her great cake bakes were shared by Mike Ile on Facebook. below is the testimony of Mike Ile about Baby Jael.

"This 5 year old baker made me these toast cakes again. And this time, it was special.
Baby Jael mixed and baked these cakes, unsupervised.
I am not a lover of snacks but I do not exaggerate when I say these were the best cakes I have tasted in forever.
No way you would believe it was baked by a child. She even added colour. The sugar was just perfect.
Gladys Jeff is raising great children. Looking forward to meeting the other two kids when they return from school. I have also met and dined with the big masquerade, her husband. Great guy. Sorry I cannot post his pictures.
It was a beautiful few days spent with this family. Looking forward to greater days ahead.
Patricia Sparkle I have to appreciate you again for what you did for the dancer, Hassan Legendemm Emmanuel. Dude and his entire family are extremely happy and grateful. That money met needs.
Nene I will get you the recipe for these great cakes by Baby Jael tonight.
Some children are born with genius in their DNA." Said Mike Ile.


what do you think about this little girl called Baby Jael? is she not just so amazing? well her story is a clear prove that whenever a child is trained in a right path, such a child shall do wonders that will bring some happiness home to their parents.





SOURCE: http://www.inspire700.com/2016/05/amazing-meet-5-year-old-cake-baker-baby.html

NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 4:12am On Apr 26, 2016
CaptainKool15:
My dashboard is not showing date to print CUL...
Am I alonehuh
you are not alone. i also don't have the date for printing CUL. bt its no big deal
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 5:40am On Apr 25, 2016
lollydope over to u my sister
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 5:38am On Apr 25, 2016
so while we patiently wait for may21st, can we get to know much about what we will b doing during our service year starting from 3wks camping....
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 3:40pm On Apr 22, 2016
Ammc:
Let's go there! State your four states chosen while registering. Kaduna, Edo, Benue and Ogun. You?
almost dsame with mine......Edo,Ogun, Kaduna, taraba.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 3:38pm On Apr 22, 2016
Oyehomie:
Amen o
so which school did u graduate from?

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