That could be a solution to the valueless naira I think

I think the Nigerian government should adopt CFA and discontinue the use of the Naira.

The central bank of Nigeria should focus on creating employment just like the federal reserve does and let the central bank of west African states conduct most of its monetary policy.

What do you guys think ?

Passport!!!! not international passport! Naija English..lol

Whatever happened to using free Google contacts backup!

Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun

"It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell."...���������������������������������������. This has to be the funniest thing you wrote...lol

advanceDNA:
Nigga doesn’t look unhealthy...
How can you have money and look so unkept

Unkempt..not unkept...

What's the mileage? Did it just arrive or it's been used in Naija? Can it fly for 1.4? I'm highly interested

Why is 2007 now so expensive? You used to sell 2007 in the 2m region. Has the government increased duty again? Naija govt ooo

So many good comments about you on Jiji. Hope to get a car from you someday soon. Best of luck with this sale �

What's the current mileage?

We should guess the price?

Wow! Your heading is so confusing and misleading...lol

Familes of deceased rrs officers

Not deceased families of rrs officers

TeDesQ:





Most companies don't publish their real phone numbers. Please can you try his bank alternatively? Once his bank sees it, they can call his phone number on their record

Exactly! Just take one of the cards to the bank. They'll call him asap

Hello guys, I am new here.

Please advise - Is Stanbic Ibtc money market mutual funds a good investment? I am thinking of investing in it. Please advise.

Thanks in advance

May God forever bless you for the response you have that stupid fellow! Amen!

etrouble:


Go over what you posted one more time, then do a self assessment of your life. The way you are going, will you ever make it in life?

A young graduate called Mr Macaroni could not get a descent job, he decided to create one for himself at least to be able to feed himself but you are mocking him because he is not begging family and friends for food like you have been doing.

Now, government is oppressing everyone including you, Mr Macaroni decided to protest even on your own behalf and here is the rubbish you've got to say.

If you and other lazy youths and internet miscreants continue like this, then it will be difficult for you to make it in life and impossible for you to make Heaven.

Crypto is gone

valarinz:


Nope, you got it wrong... 300k miles

So na how much?

What's the price? It's already 300k km

NaijaDonCast:
Madasgcar talk pass that one

But you can't compare Madagascar to Russia na?

Which 5?

dangermouse:
For una mind abi? lol. he is not even amongst the 5.

The first actually

azadus18:
Vladmir putin..2nd most powerful Man in d world...

MOSCOW — President Vladimir Putin says Russia’s coronavirus vaccine has been registered; his daughter is among those inoculated.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/president-vladimir-putin-says-russias-coronavirus-vaccine-has-been-registered-his-daughter-is-among-those-inoculated/2020/08/11/cce60a34-dbaf-11ea-b4f1-25b762cdbbf4_story.html

Yes that's true. Finish your car work first before you share his contact

jacobjamie:
, Yes he is on nairaland, I met him here, I saw his advert here on nairaland of what he does so I contacted him, na so I take connect oh,
, but u no go wait till. I finish my story first? U na too dey rush person, now now u na all want number, make I finish post the final transformation pics first na, anyway see him contact screen shot below

1.5?

https://www.nairaland.com/5167845/n1200000-less-tokunbo-cars

Alternatively, you could ask this guy here in this link to help you bring in from Canada....if you have the patience of Job!

https://www.nairaland.com/5962401/2007-2008-volvo-neatly-used#91482192



This is the kind of car you should buy. This model is quite good. You could bargain with the seller to bring the cost lower

We should guess the price?

Lol... Is it 4wd or fwd?

Dangrace01:


Too much calculation never made a hero. If you are interested come for inspection with your mechanic, if it's what you want buy it.

Can you type the full specifications of this car?