Chuukwudi:
My Sony XM4 gives me all I want.

That is the best headphones ever! pair it with Jet Audio (All plugins bought on any Apple or Android phone), kick back and hear music as intended by the recording artist. Game with it and hear you enemies approach from behind in real time!!!

I feel so bad now. I wish I was there in that Court of No Conscience to SEE that look of the MEDUSA's face when it was revealed that she was clawing in the AIR. Nothing for her. Correct update. I am telling my sons this is what they should do.

Has anyone here listened to
1, Atlantic Starr's Masterpiece - the first ten words of the lyrics will have goosebumps all over you.

2, After 7's Ready or Not - still a hit with the drum intro and the soprano of Kevon Edmunds and the alto of late Melvin Edmunds.

3, James Ingram's Babe Come To Me - written by the very man that wrote Thriller, the song that shaped Michael Jackson into an icon. I was just 9 when I first heard this song and it hit me.

4, The Commodores' United in Love. Now this song reminds me that my wife is like no other and no other lis like her. Her faith in me has no bounds.

5, Michael Bolton's Said I Love You But I Lied. This song is for people that don't understand the sometimes, MAD things they have done in the name of love.

There are many rarely known love songs like Dakota Moon's A Promise I Make To You, Dionne Warwick's Reservations For Two, David Foster's Colour of My Love. A lot of wonderful masterfully written love songs. These are the ones I could remember.

And this will never see the light of front page; SMH

Chuddy Ugorji never left for Philipines https://www.nairaland.com/3595805/chuddy-ugorji-no-1-mmm

Is this the MMM number 1 GUIDER that the asinine blogs like NAIJ.COM claim to have fled this country to Philippines?

kenonze:
My green Marvo is755k, I pledged 500k yesterday



Life is all about risk.
In fact it is very risky not to take risk

Omo! You get mind o! No mind me. On top say my money dey dia and dem confirm the Mavros, I go still PH another 900k. The breath we take sef na risk, person fit breathe in nerve gas one day and na kpai be dat. MMM Viva La Rasa!!! MMM Viva Forever!!!

ItsQuinn:
Lynched? That's murder!
And there's nothing worse than committing murder

Let us take murder apart bit by bit. Abortion is the forceful removal of a baby that has not reached full term from the womb. The consequence is the death of the baby. Feminists' "My Body, My Choice" mantra is a motto supporting abortion. Is it murder to kill these innocents? Is abotrion worse than murder? Feminists do well to run away from these questions because according to Homicide laws worldwide, it is double homicide to kill a pregnant woman because another life is involved. Why is abortion not murder to the feminists?

MissingBudget:
He's aging gracefully. I hope he has stopped calling darling "duuurlin".

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

When we devote time in training the maids on how to cook well, how to clean the house and on good mannerisms while leaving our own daughters untrained.

We overwork the maids and they adjust with equanimity because they need us to survive.

The maids turn out to manage the indignation and insolence we and our children subject them to.

All these make the maids better wives who can manage even the angriest of men. Our precious daughters are pampered through nursery and primary schools. They speak the English we want and know all the cartoon slangs by heart. We beat the maids blue black if they ever ask our girls to help out in domestic duties. They see kitchen things as maids' things. The girls move from boarding schools to the university, do their NYSC, Masters and get a job. Of course, they are ripe for marriage and you wish that to happen soon. From one relationship to another, the same story. The guys would parade and dump them. They are only good in bed, outings, clubs and red carpet functions.

The men de-commit when they notice that the possible wife cannot cook, arrange things and are very domestically untrained.

The rich guys can manage as they would mitigate the handicap by hiring a domestic help.

Not all guys can afford this for a start. Some rich guys insist on the wife doing basic chores herself: that is where the trouble starts.

The upcoming and very sensitive guys who would make good husbands, fathers and leaders would not manage these parents' inflicted shortcomings. They would settle for well trained ones.

They know the value and the pride in hosting friends at home to delicious delicacies prepared by a wife.

Not all your maids would remain your servants for ever. Some of them would finally do part-time studies and like a train, get to their God ordained destinations sooner or later.

Like a perfume, good guys perceive well trained wife materials from afar and dump the daughters of the bourgeois like hot iron. Long term happiness is at stake. No explanation is given. Sometimes, the sack message is made through a social medium.

Let our daughters learn what we teach our maids to make them compete for the few available good men if marriage is important to them.

There are few guys who believe that marriage is for better for worse.

Don't be deceived; love is an active verb. Yes it is. You love; you loved; and you used to love. You can also hate who you used to love.

Therefore, some men are immune to pre-marital love blindness. In practice, love can't cover the stench of bad early formation of our daughters.

Right now, educated former maids are now cornering better men on offer because they possess the requisite or set skills the highly perceptible and ready husband materials need.

Mothers especially should please take note.

LastMumu:

Let them see that their words can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore."

- Tyrion Lannister to Jon Snow (The Bastard)
The game of thrones

BADDEST QUOTE EVER!!! I love the Tyrion character so much

My man I am so sorry that this is happening to you. I have always told myself that I can never have anything to do with any lady that watches African Magic. From my experience the level of myopia suffered by these females is shocking. That is the first thing that I look out for. I watch out also for inordinate interest in expensive and ultra expensive clothes, accessories and cosmetics. Once a lady can't do without watching the Kardashian Slots, that is a huge red flag. Forget cooking, anyone can cook. Forget cleaning, anyone can clean even you can do these things. Your mama no born you cripple. Look out for attitude to life and temperament that way I'll reduce the chances of making mistakes like many.

Seriously dude she is forgetful and that is all the problem you have? You never said she cheats on you!!! For God sake be a help meet that you are, understand her human frailties and work with her. You will regret leaving her I assure you of that.

Please is that the NSA (National Security Agency) operations base?

My Sweet Future Wife

I have no bit an idea what you look like. I have no idea if you’re Lekpacious; so I can lift you off your feet every time we meet or Orobokiobo; so generously endowed I cannot love all of you enough, Goliath-like? I might have to look up in my search for you or are you Zaccheaus-like so that I may have to look down in my search for you. Hey, you may have eyes that are as black as the night, or as brown as the earth, or as fiery like the tiger's, honestly I don't know.

Are you Catholic, Anglican, Muslim, Pentecostal? I don't know and really do not care. As of right now, I know nothing about you other than the fact you’re going to make me sit among the most fulfilled men in the world. Wow, and we haven’t met yet.

I may have already seen you before, but right now I would have no idea it is you. I may have seen you before or bump into you in an about town, every now and then and I still would have no idea that it is you. As I see you now compared to seeing you when I realize that you are the one will be like seeing two completely separate images. When the day comes that I really see you, it will change a lot of me. Even if we know each other now, I don’t know you as the woman I’m going to spend the rest of my life with. So, in that respect, we haven’t met yet.

You could be the braid-wearing, dark-skinned beauty that always seem to catch my eye. You could be the short-haired, light-skinned lady that I always seem to actually date. How can I tell any different right now? (Shrugs) We haven’t met yet.

Are you Igbo, Efik, Yoruba, Hausa, Igala, Ijaw, Ibibio, Isoko… you could come from any of the three hundred tribes of Nigeria. Hmmm, as if I care where you come from. I am Igbo, but I am the one whose heart and head will chose, not my dad, mom, brothers, sisters, aunts or uncles for a wife. But rest assured, my family will adore you. I will want you to meet them and they will want to meet you. They will love you just as much as I do and will protect you from me if ever comes a day I become mad enough to try to harm you; but I know that day will never come.

You might not know how to make those dishes my mom made for me, you could also be the most awkward human being in the kitchen, but you will look so cute trying to find your way to my heart through my stomach. I know so. Have no fear, whatever you make in the kitchen will be eaten with relish, licking of fingers (and toes if you make it taste better than my mama’s) smacking of lips and lots of sweating from my Gorimapka head.

Wow! What a wonderful mother you will make. I will try as manly and as humanly as I can to be a wonderful father. We will be wonderful parents as much as we will be a wonderful couple. We will be each other’s teammates through the labour of love of parenthood and we will get through it. We will worry on their first day at school; we will cheer them at inter-house sporting events; we will study with them; we will watch them grow and give them a better life than we had, even if the ones we had were pretty good.

I will never have to worry about you meeting someone else because I know you’ll want only me. You will never have to worry about me meeting someone else because you’ll know I only want you.

I don’t know when I’m going to meet you, but If it is on my birthday, 20th September, I would have waited 40 years, You are worth every moment of the wait and if I don’t meet you until years from now, I will continue to go through every day waiting for it to be the one when I meet you. I would want to marry you for the companionship we would share, every other blessing like kids are secondary to me. And one other reason I would wait long enough just to meet you is that I am scared shit of divorce. I would not want to be the wrong man for you.

Oops! Sorry for my bad manners, my name is Romeo, I would wish for your name to be Juliet. But even if it is not your name, then simply BE MY JULIET.

You’re out there; you’re worth the wait; and you’re probably looking for me too. I am here for you.

Love,

Your Sweet Future Husband

He shaved her head!!! Ha! Any man that tries this with any of my little sisters will have to answer to her four brothers.

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of
Killing Me... ITS OVER!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you. I smell
conspiracy. ITS OVER!!!

3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy
breathing? ITS OVER!!!
4. So now you are drinking Coke that has another man's name on it,
better go and find him cause ITS OVER!!! between us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in Love" is your caller tune? I can't trust an
alcoholic with my future kids. ITS OVER!!!
6.They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You
want to kill me? ITS OVER!!!

7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack
patience. ITS OVER!!!

8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you
know I support PDP? ITS OVER!!!

9. "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our
children to be abrivated abi? ITS OVER!!!

10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice
cream. U don't care about me. ITS OVER!!!

11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then
who am I? ITS OVER!!!

12. You refused to give me my ELECTION DAY GIFT after ALL I BOUGHT FOR YOU ON VALENTINE'S DAY, ITS OVER!!!

Cutehector:
So d ladies like dat kinda tie-me-to-d-bed-and-whip-me-as-u-wish kinda bleep. This is weird.

My brother if you can crawl into the heads of some of our seemingly decent females, you will simply pass out

Etisalat Flex. I load N4,000 and they give me N15,000. They bill me at N24 per minute most times I don't finish the airtime in a month and I get to hold business discussions for hours on end. it holds and builds up my rep and partners always ask me what plan am I on? Cool ain't it?

OliverQuinny:
Dear Nairalanders, I am in a relationship with someone that hurt me when I needed her most. We met a while ago while I was still hustling on the streets of PortHarcourt. I was working in a small firm then, but I was doing all I could to make her happy. The job wasn't well paying, so I had to quit to pursue my Masters Degree and professional qualifications. The money stopped rolling in and we both started having issues. She became very difficult and eventually she left me sha, for no concrete reason. But I strongly believe its cos I quit the job.

I still loved her, and wished she wud change her mind. Some years later, I got a job in one of the multinationals and was sent abroad on an official assignment. I met her again at the airport in London and we became friends. We started chatting and she visited me on a saturday. One thing led to another, and we were intimate. The feelings started rekindling, but I just couldn't forget the way she treated me when I needed her most and I am afraid that shez back cos of my wealth.

Recently, she told me shez one month pregnant and am contemplating marrying her, but the way she hurt me when we were in Nigeria keeps taunting me. I keep having these flashbacks. Am actually scared that she will repeat the same behaviour in d nearest future even though it seems she has changed.

Please ur advice is needed here. Mature minds only.

This is really story for the gods. I will never advise you to abort the baby and I will never advise you to marry her but what you should have known is that an ex should remain an ex. Simple. DO NOT MARRY HER. SHE JUST USED THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE WORLD TO NAIL YOU IN THE WALL AND YOU FELL FOR IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER.

damseyl:
Are there guys with this qualities??

They are every where around you. just that you can never notice them until you near one. Chances are that you will still treat him very bad. I know. i am telling you this because I am one of such guys. An ex-girlfriend cheated on me flagrantly and told me to my face she has the right to because I have not paid her bride price. I still swallowed it. She ended the relationship herself. I had hoped she would change. Well the other guys including a married man ended up dumping her.

If she does not want to do what the man requested, she should just walk. The cold hard fact is that anal sex is very popular these days and if you see a man that does it, it was a girl he dated that introduced him to it. The girls that practice anal sex are surprisingly decent girls. I have friends that told me that the girls they dated introduced them to anal sex by simply suggesting it A friend of mine who is a lecturer told me a girl he dated once suggested it to him. As of that time the girl was barely 23 years old. You will never know.

In one word: VERY

@ OP the story is clearly one-sided. For a woman to opt for divorce and in a violent manner..., there is something we do not know that you know. I am a man and do not want to take sides with anyone of the both of you yet. Do not spare the nasty shitty details, and do not let arrogance and pride shatter a marriage barely 3 months old.

OlaBlaize:
I will be glad to donate my certificate. he got an F9 in maths in his purported results but I got an A1 in maths.

Accepted. Just scan and edit your name and change it to Muhammad Buhari and it will be accepted into a draw of which the best edited and doctored result wins.

Fellow NAIRALANDERS; I REMAIN A LOYAL CITIZEN. It has been established here that one of our Presidential aspirants; General Muhammad Buhari RTD of APC presented us with a doctored document purported to be a valid certificate issued to him on his completion of the basic requirements of college education. In the spirit of patriotism, solidarity and CHANGE, let us donate our certificates to General Muhammad Buhari RTD so that his dream of ruling this country again will not evaporate as it has always done. This PUBLIC SERVICE APPEAL IS SPECIALLY DIRECTED TO THOSE OF US THAT HAVE TWO O'LEVEL CERTIFICATES. PLEASE BROTHERS AND SISTERS YOU CAN SPARE ONE SO THAT THERE MUST BE CHANGE.

Edusouls:
easy man, not because you re a man, gives you the impunity to talk very vulger and dirty, and go for a text cos MouthAction is a very dirty and unhygeienic form of sex, disease causing std's can easily logde in ur throat and cause you damage over time...so be careful about boasting how you like your dirty lifestyle.

Prove it to me. Unhygienic abi? A woman's privates is cleaner than her mouth. Hit the internet or some books on sex and see for yourself. I won a bet in my office on that topic and went home 10k. Outside I am a perfect gentleman but behind closed doors, I believe all caution should be left for the winds. I am not promiscuous if that is what you are thinking. To me SEX is meant to be enjoyed and when ever I get the opportunity to enjoy one I DRINK IT TO THE DREGS MAKING SURE MY FANTASIES AND HERS ARE BROUGHT TO REAL LIFE. This life passes you by when you are busy with other things. What people regret are not the things they did, but things they never did. Sex is beautiful and that is they way I see it.

Bridgetown:


I believe you will give her your father as soulmate. Nobody is even telling her to fast and pray against the demonic spirit of sex that's giving her high blood pressure.

I guessed this is what she wants in 2015. See below. Ewuuu!

Seriously!!! So God that created sex and implanted different LIBIDOs levels in us must be in grave error abi? Our Holier than thou will kill us.

Edusouls:
spoilt and very erotic girls like you are reasons why marriages crash,and the reason why many std's are on the rise, you are looking for a man to suck your infection ridden pussy for pleasure, you are so shameless of yourself to come here and openly expose your smelling and dirty life, and am not suprised the type of advice you gave your fellow woman, she should divorce and destroy her marriage cos she dont get enough sex, after that you will find her a spoilt man like you that will marry her, you women of nowadays are a natural disaster...

How can you say that? IT IS HER CONJUGAL RIGHT!!! She did not base her marriage on sex. That is why after testing the engines to ensure performance and efficiency. I and my intended bride must come to an Iron-Clad agreement. Marriage is not funny and I do not want to be managing in an enterprise that is mean to be gotten the best from. If she is not comfortable with any of the terms and conditions including SEX. There is no need to go in a d suffer. If she ends up tricking me into marriage by agreeing to them on the surface, well its her funeral because I will not stay around for counsellors or pastors or any flesh-bearing being to tell me how to suffer and smile. Any girl that tells me that she does not enjoy receiving orall-sexx has a deep rooted problem I wouldn't hang around to find out cause I like giving and receiving orall-sexx

princemillla:
If truly the story is real and you the subject is reading..... I am saying it bodly you are mumu.... How can you base your marriage on sex? Nairalanders, pls advice this illicit fated fellow..

How can you say that? IT IS HER CONJUGAL RIGHT!!! She did not base her marriage on sex. That is why after testing the engines to ensure performance and efficiency. I and my intended bride must come to an Iron-Clad agreement. Marriage is not funny and I do not want to be managing in an enterprise that is mean to be gotten the best from. If she is not comfortable with any of the terms and conditions including SEX. There is no need to go in and suffer. If she ends up tricking me into marriage by agreeing to them on the surface, well its her funeral because I will not stay around for counsellors or pastors or any flesh-bearing being to tell me how to suffer and smile.

OP just bring out time and watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21j_OCNLuYg