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Education / Re: Ahmad Ibrahim-Doko, ABU Youngest Professor (photo) by internetpirate: 7:00am On Sep 04, 2015
Only in the North! Where else can a man come with a PhD in 2007 and become HOD in 2008??

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Health / Re: Doctor Disappears After Going Outside For Fresh Air (Photo) by internetpirate: 5:22am On Sep 04, 2015
You're the one without common sense! Anatomy is a course in the medical school! Medicine is not the only course studied!

Juxtified:

Many common sense things will remain a mystery to you if you don't read. He didn't graduate from medical school. Pls try and develop a reading culture.

@OP: I hope they see him soon
Politics / Re: Buhari Unveiled A Kitchen & Store-Room Cabinet Of 100% Northern Males - Egbejumi by internetpirate: 6:11am On Sep 03, 2015
You're not particularly intelligent, are you?


DelGardo:
If you ever needed evidence that when you fight corruption it fights back please read this junk
article.

The retarded author still thinks in terms of "meatiness" of appointments, yet he wants to see change. How is it possible for him to understand the importance of all the steps Buhari is taking when his sight is covered by TANoid-tinted glases?

Buhari has only disappointed 2 groups of people:
- those who did not vote for him,and
- those who didn't know why they voted him.

Politics / Re: Buhari Unveiled A Kitchen & Store-Room Cabinet Of 100% Northern Males - Egbejumi by internetpirate: 6:06am On Sep 03, 2015
My bro, where is the change that we can depend on? Is Obasanjo now the yardstick for political correctness? Come on, let's acknowledge the truth together: We are disappointed!

OrlandoOwoh:
Gerarrhia men! When Obasanjo appointed Ufot Ekaette as the SGF for 8 years, who complained?
Politics / Re: Buhari Unveiled A Kitchen & Store-Room Cabinet Of 100% Northern Males - Egbejumi by internetpirate: 6:05am On Sep 03, 2015
Thanks for telling the truth Ola! Many would do anything to defend the indefensible!

Ola17:
Nice article.

Every genuine PMB supporter who isn't disappointed with his skewed appointments, promise denials and lack of policy direction is living in denial. This article can't be faulted. PMB has successfully lost lots of goodwill he enjoyed barely 3 months into his administration. That's bad.

The most disappointing is his failure to declare his assets publicly, come on, that doesn't take much to achieve na. This is definitely not the change lots of us expected.
Events / Re: Beautiful Babies Of September by internetpirate: 9:52am On Sep 02, 2015
September 13th is my day!! September rocks!!
Romance / Re: Every Nigerian Girl Needs A Can Of Pepperspray by internetpirate: 6:12am On Aug 31, 2015
Which hideous part of Nigeria do you live? It can't be that bad!!!

Naijasinglegirl:
A stranger assaulted me on my way to a friend's place on Saturday. My first instincts were to fight back. Alas, I was incapable of defeating the heavily built tout and I all I could do was rain generational curses on his head. Reading and watching the rising rate of unpremeditated batteries and assaults in the news lately, the need to stay on the defensive can never be overemphasized. To summarize what happened yesterday, some drunk 6ft crackhead hit me because I ignored him when he tried to chat me up.

What if there were no passers-by to intervene? What if the incident didn't happen in broad daylight? What if he was a rapist, kidnapper or a serial killer? What efforts do the average Nigerian girl on the street make to guard her grill? As usual, I will begin with mine.

I have always wanted to learn karate. Who knows? My black belt skills would come in handy when I am wearing a loubs in the face of a prospective attacker. Sadly, I have no basic idea where karate classes are held in Nigeria and the cost of training. Another form of attack is the use of peppersprays. I can't count the number of super marts I have gone scouring for a can of pepperspray for my personal protection.
I mean with all the excessive pepper we waste on Yoruba stew, the bottle of pepper solution the mallam never fails to douche our suya, the peppersoup dishes at major restaurants and the various species of cameroun pepper, tatashi et all at the market, no company has taken it upon themselves to produce pepperspay. Very sad.

I use to have a small penknife hidden in my handbag when I am in the company of 'penis owners' I don't trust but I ditched the penknife early last year after my police friend hinted me on the way his team mates were indiscriminately arresting people with the tiniest of weapons, suspected to be armed robbers or members of the dreaded bokoharam.

Currently, my only weapon is a matchbox I never fail to carry in my pockets and a 2ml kerosene in a syringe. This is a habit I cultivated since I was 17 even though the only time I have had cause to use my matchstick was when my friend's gas burner was non functional when we were about preparing noodles at her house.

Bi-annually, I replace the matchbox with a brand new pack when humidity dampens the old pack.

Wait a minute! How would a matchstick come to my rescue if someone tries to hurt me? Maybe I might use the match stick to stir up a fire that may subsequently lead to my escape when I am held up in an empty room. Nikita taught me this. Maybe I might use the matchstick to burn off the robes when a kidnapper bound my hands? Thank you Angelina Jolie. Maybe I might set a dissatisfied ex boyfriend penis on fire if he asks for more or tries to force himself on me after I have given him a handjob with my kerosene lubricated palm.

Girl, at least I am making an effort to stay safe. Are you?

http://naijasinglegirl.com/every-nigerian-girl-needs-a-can-of-pepperspray/
Politics / Re: Non-indigenes In Rivers Petition Buhari Over Wike’s Sack Threat by internetpirate: 5:24pm On Jun 23, 2015
You definitely don't know anything about Rivers State. A reasonable part of Rivers State is Igbo. Obigbo is igbo, ask anyone from there! Stop telling lies to those who don't know better! I particularly hate barefaced lies!


Demdem:


Ibos haven't been so lucky with their supposedly "messiahs". Like Ojukwu, kanu is another hopeless useless coward talking jargon for his co fools to consume. Iboland ends at Abia not rivers. Even Oyigbo in rivers isn't iboland though populated mostly by ibos.
About abokiss, i don't know their percentage but I believe it will be ignorable if at all there are but we Av a fair population of them in rivers.

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Politics / Re: Borno Gov To Buhari: Give N/east 13% Oil Derivation by internetpirate: 5:35pm On May 19, 2015
What is this one saying?

jossyj:


are you pple still here
wait I'm coming to let me poo first before i'll come and listen to this one with my anus.
Is not only 13% make it up to 120%
Politics / Re: Borno Gov To Buhari: Give N/east 13% Oil Derivation by internetpirate: 5:26pm On May 19, 2015
Politics / Re: Court Orders Gtbank To Refund N5.3b Illegally Withdrawn From Customer’s Account by internetpirate: 9:39am On May 19, 2015
Very good judgement! These banks should wake up and smell the coffee! It's not business as usual!
Education / Re: A Thread For Covenant University Students, Eagles Are Also Welcome by internetpirate: 12:56pm On May 05, 2015
Nice cartoon! Did you do it yourself?

feran14:
vision 2022
Phones / Re: Is (excessive/frequent) Changing Of Display Picture A Sign Of Immaturity? by internetpirate: 10:07am On May 05, 2015
It's a sign of narcissism!!! Self-love reflects ego, insecurity and other related psyche defects!

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Politics / Re: A Geopolitical Regional Analysis Of KING’S COLLEGE 2014/15 Merit Admission List by internetpirate: 9:29am On May 05, 2015
No matter how you goons try to revise history, Azikwe (despite his faults and disservice to the Igbo nation) remains the most de-tribalised of the so-called national founders! In terms of this perceived "tribal quotient", and on a scale of 10, Ahmadu Bello is a 10, Awolowo a 9 and maybe a 4 for Azikwe. Now, go read your history books, put on your thinking cap, and make that brain work!

Rabble rousing, abuse and brigandage are the resources of the intellectually bereft!

superstar1:


Who appointed him? The tribalistic Azikiwe.

Samuel Ajayi Crowther taught you how to spell your names

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Politics / Re: A Geopolitical Regional Analysis Of KING’S COLLEGE 2014/15 Merit Admission List by internetpirate: 7:17am On May 05, 2015
Who was the first black VC of Unilag? An Igboman!!!

Prof Eni Njoku from Ohafia! Who is teaching who? Nice response you gave to that oaf!!

tonychristopher:


GO TO UNILAG AND SEE WHICH TRIBES ARE THE TEACHERS

DO YOU KNOW THAT ASHAWO AND AGBERO ARE NOT IN IGBO LANGUAGE ..THEY BORROWED IT

PLS STOP BRAGGING BUT GO BACK AND TELL UR WARDS THAT OMO NILE ISN'T A WAY TO LIVE

WAKE UP

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Politics / Re: A Geopolitical Regional Analysis Of KING’S COLLEGE 2014/15 Merit Admission List by internetpirate: 7:15am On May 05, 2015
Yes, and beat the Oduduwa boys at the game of learning!! Nice one!!!

superstar1:
What does the list tells us?

Ibos rather going to school located in SW clearly shows our land is adding immesurable value t your lives. This i what we have always beeen saying.

What stops them from going to Fed Gov College Umuahia, Umuleri, Afikpo, Abagana etc.

For any Iboman to succeed, he must get to the canaanland of Oduduwa. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: A Geopolitical Regional Analysis Of KING’S COLLEGE 2014/15 Merit Admission List by internetpirate: 7:13am On May 05, 2015
Lol! Now, don't masturbate your ego! If that stat comes out, the SE will still be tops! I've seen it somewhere, and I'd search for it to make you "cum"!

StBlack1:
If having high number of Easterners pass more than Westerners, it shows very little Westerners enrolled for entrance ''in the school''

HOW ABOUT I CHURN OUT STATS OF GEOPOLITICAL REGIONS WITH THE 'HIGHEST NUMBER OF GRADUATES' and see your mouth go dumbo? Huh.
Politics / Re: A Geopolitical Regional Analysis Of KING’S COLLEGE 2014/15 Merit Admission List by internetpirate: 7:07am On May 05, 2015
You are very correct! It's known NUC data! So much for the touted Ekiti stuff!

I was rudely shocked when I confirmed it!


EUROBOMBER:
Igbos are actually doing very well in education but most people don't seem to notice this. I was informed that Imo state has the highest number of professors in Nigeria. I am not sure oo before dogs ponce on me. tongue
Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Electric Cars [Photos] by internetpirate: 7:03am On May 05, 2015
You're very childish! Grow up, cry baby!

joseph1832:
Em for where you know me? Hope say no be inside your shalanga toilet where you dey squeeze face dey shiit oh!. grin
Politics / Re: In Sambisa Men Took Turns To Have Me,now I'm Pregnant by internetpirate: 8:08am On May 04, 2015
Sooo sad!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Bad News: Ebola Now A Sexually Transmitted Dieases by internetpirate: 7:07pm On May 03, 2015
Don't spread dangerous stories without clarifying your source!

paulo220:
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Politics / Re: How Much Revenue From Cattle Herding by internetpirate: 5:12pm On May 03, 2015
Very correct! The herders are not the only tax evaders! If they don't pay tax, blame government, not them! 85% of profit in the value chain is in the processing and retail components! The herders don't make as much as other industry stakeholders!


AhmedMustapha:

You need to understand that there are several tax evaders in the country and taxes contribute only 7% to Nigeria's GDP that's why government has to work hard to bring as many Nigerians as possible into the tax net. Away from that, these nomadic farmers provide raw materials to industries that are in turn taxed so you can't belittle their contribution to the Nation's revenue
Politics / Re: How Much Revenue From Cattle Herding by internetpirate: 5:02pm On May 03, 2015
I agree with you! People underestimate the power of the industry, but it's a goldmine! Having said this, nomadic practices should be jettisoned in favour of modern ways, like the seed sprouter system via hydroponics!

AhmedMustapha:


So you aren't aware that nomadic farming is grouped under livestock farming in Nigeria and contributes to government revenue in several ways? Agriculture contributes 23% to Nigeria's GDP and a break-down of key contributories showed that Nomadic farming is responsible for 6% of the GDP. Why are economists advising Nigeria to work on Agriculture if it is not important?
Politics / Re: How Much Revenue From Cattle Herding by internetpirate: 4:58pm On May 03, 2015
Actually, hydroponics is the future for Nigeria, via the seed sprouter system! Herding is antiquated!


BlackTechnology:



Its a shame that some people still practice nomadic lifestyle grin
Politics / Re: How Much Revenue From Cattle Herding by internetpirate: 4:56pm On May 03, 2015
I regretfully disagree with you on this! The beef value chain is a multi-billion naira investment! It is expected to get to over one trillion by 2020! The herding of cows constitute part of the primary base of the value chain!


tit:


please use empirical data to prove your points.
do not use emotion!
how much does cattle herding bring to the coffers of government!
we know govt has to spend trillions of naira on security, welfacre and healthcare because of nomadic cattle heding!
we even spent billions on nomadic education!
what has nigeria gained from cattle herding?
is the gain a thousandth of the cost?
Culture / Re: Busting Some Igbo Myths And Rants by internetpirate: 4:53pm On May 03, 2015
Where are the moderators when you need them? They won't take down this silly thread, but will start banning people when silly comments arise! Medicine after death, typical Nigerian therapy!!

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Celebrities / Re: Caption This Explosive Dance By Mr Ibu And Patience Ozokwor(photo) by internetpirate: 4:33pm On May 03, 2015
Sekem!! Sekem!
Politics / Re: Rexbuton's Message To Southerners about the North and Modern Nigeria by internetpirate: 10:13am On May 03, 2015
But what beats me is why Southerners don't understand this logic? Like you said, is it the education (translated to "over sabi"wink? Or is it plain lack of good judgement? There are many tribes up North, yet the find a way to unite their interests! I think it's partly due to a lack of humility amongst southerners and our penchant for running each other down!


rexbuton:

That is the problem i'm trying to point out.. Why do we southerners hate ourselves so much? Is it because we are more educated? because there is a funny inverse relationship between education and deviant behaviour.. If Nigeria packs up today, the south would fragment into numerous city-states..
An ideological northerner would vote for his blind brother before voting a southerner, and it did not start today.. Ahmadu bello once said that during a job selection process in the north , they would have to pick a northerner first, if there was no northerner they would opt for a foreigner, if no foreigner they would put a southerner on temporary basis

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