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The OP is a Zap.i.n.g liar. He does not have any rubbish fiancee and did not meet any rubbish girl of his night-of-a-thousand-laughs dreams. Dude randomly posts rubbish fantasies hoping to elicit reactions from peeps. Disregard this bullshit, jare! Any retard with an internet connection can go online and spew rubbish. |
viruz007:If you are using the RELOADED copy, remove the 'TM' at the end of the title of the installation folder and it should work, Worked for me! |
What is this supposed to achieve? Are the thieves supposed to be embarrassed into returning the phones? ![]() |
It is extremely annoying when inbred retards like Bluetooth and the rest of his diseased kindred come out in public forums and spew tribalistic crap just because they can. Those pig Zap.e.r.s in the National Assembly who can't tie their shoe laces properly are the ones you applaud because they shot down a request from the South-East? You myopic se.m.en slurpers are utterly disgusting. |
Anyim wife no dey cook for house? See as the man dey down the bread! ![]() |
The poor schumcks didn't have enough money to bribe the Bleep out of them greedy immigration niggas. Go home, get money and come back. |
If this guy tries this in Nigeria, trust his money-loving, sugar-daddy feening babe to cuss him out for being cheap. Modafakking Naija babes! |
Dede1:Do not open your trap and talk SHIT about people you know nothing about, oga. If I come here today and say your dad is an adulterer because your landlord said so, would that make my argument valid? |
This incompetent soldier opened his trap and bragged about how he intended to commit genocide in Biafra and his blood-thirsty employers and the oil-hungry West applauded his barely literate comments. Combatants are supposed to fight other combatants, or specific threats, not unarmed civilians and livestock! His ill-considered statements are a great disservice to the thousands of honourable commanders who have won great victories without murdering everything in sight. Incompetence! |
BootyOnMe:Your father is a gay too, or didn't he tell you, you tribalistic semen-slurper! |
Incomplete law drafted by incompetent twats! Peeps won't 'marry' again, they will just live together till one of them croaks or does a 'Kim Kardashian'. Them retards in the Assembly should have criminalized the ACT first! |
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woodcook:The over-aged idiat was playing to the gallery jare! Heart ko, heat ni! The pompous fool is a hugely over-rated player whose nuisance value outweighs whatever merits he possesses. See the rubbish he played against Liverpool. His role in Chelsea is to pass the ball from side to side, finish! See his fellow age-reducer Taye Taiwo and the rubbish he is playing in AC Milan! Pathetic! |
Gaddemn! Wetin be dis? She no suppose win 'Miss Her Compound' sef! Ekwensu! ![]() |
One assassin going after ALL the State Governors? By the time he manages to kill 2 or 3, the rest will surround themselves with more security than Fort Knox! Is it only the Governors? Special Advisers, Ministers, Special Assistants, Permanent Secretaries, Senators and Commissioners nko? |
michelin89:Who wan control them thieving idiots? Pastor Chris? |
michelin89:Sorry o, Nne. Is she your cousin perhaps? |
michelin89:Skin ko, scan ni! She has a face only a mother, or a maga who wants access to the Delta Government's purse, would love! Even her ugly-ass dad is 'finer' than her. |
Cas-Cas:This girl is uglier than an 'F' on your final paper! Damnit! |
I'm sure the girl isn't fine sef. ![]() |
Who gave him N1.5million that he was toting around in the boot of a Benz 200? Does he think the Govt will replace the 'stolen' money? That's a fishy claim right there. |
Them pikins are watching mojo joo. Imagine streaming hours of HD adult films! Maga! |
mikealz:This peasant again? I no blame person wey talk say u just enter yankee new. D place dey shak u no be small. We are happy u won visa lottery, now can u shut up please? |
mitofag:This guy is infinitely stupid. People lost their lives and property and you are posting your dead-beat, useless picture as your 'contribution'? Your lack of maturity and they way you are trivializing a serious situation is extremely infuriating. You are eating chicken in America, ehen? So we should make you Minister for Agriculture because you can afford cheap chicken in Yankee? Oga, go and sit the Bleep down and shut the hell up, you inbred slowpoke. |
Deadspace 2, Stunning graphics, tough enemies, nice storyline, cool weapons. What more can you ask for? |
How many CCTVs in Nigeria work? |
blink182:Too late ![]() |
gigiddon:[b]It thoroughly gets my goat that I am risking (possibly) my life to share an experience I passed through, in the hope that the information provided will help people protect themselves better against fraudsters, and some people jump on the thread and question my motives. I gave a full account of what went down that day without holding anything back. I didn't leave my house with the intention of uncovering billion-Naira frauds. All I wanted to do was withdraw my hard-earned money, and the rest is history. For your information, I live in Anthony and I know the GTB branch there is used by customers even as late as 11pm. The place is directly opposite a taxi-stand and some other commercial entities so there are always people around there till late at night. If I thought it was unsafe to use the machine, I would have come back the following morning. Please refrain from antagonizing people unnecessarily. I have been on my guard since this thing happened; your suspicious attitude is a huge disservice to me![/b] |
I've destroyed the device, and disposed of it safely, There was no chance of me going to the police, we all know 'police no be your friend!' |
I was going to write about something funny this week, but an event which occured yesterday forced my hand into changing the script. Everything you are going to read here is true, and I hope you guys will learn from my experience and not fall victim to fraudsters like a number of people already have, and others unfortunately will continue to be. Thursday, July 6 2011 was one of those days when 3rd Mainland bridge was inexplicably clogged with cars. I was carless, so my friend picked me up from the office and we proceeded to the mainland. Roughly two hours later, we got to Anthony Village where I reside and I decided to use the ATM machine in the GT Bank branch which is situated near one of the two major bus-stops that service the area. Now, it was around 9.30pm and I didn't think it was fair to make my friend wait so I told her I was going to take a bike home so she left. On getting to the atm gallery, I noticed that the first of the two machines was 'temporarily out of service' so I used the second one. I noticed that the card slot of the machine I was using had a funny looking receptacle but I shrugged my concerns aside and executed my transaction. Just as I turned to leave, my 'spidey-sense' started tingling like crazy. I looked at the funny contraption that sat over the card slot with a more critical eye. It blended with the general colour scheme of the machine, I prodded and pulled it, and to my astonishment the thing fell off! I scrutinized it carefully, with no small measure of suspicion, The thing had some funny-looking chips embedded in it, and a port that appeared to connect it to a computer or some other device. Apparently, some motherfuckers placed the device there to extract the information on the debit cards of unsuspecting ATM users, which they use to clone their cards and raid their accounts. The fraudsters had blocked the card slot of the other machine with toothpicks to disable it and compel customers to use the machine where they had installed their device. My dad once got hit for 60 grand by some NaughtyPerson scammers who probably used the same methods. His loss was aggravated by the bank's uncooperative stance on the matter. They insisted that he had disclosed his details to a third-party and that they were not liable for any losses he had incurred. When I was about to turn and leave, two women came into the bank to use the machine. I drew their attention to my discovery and we began searching for a bank security man to report the matter to. For some strange reason, we couldn’t find a single soul on the bank premises. As we stood there contemplating our next move, two shady looking males entered the bank premises. As soon as I saw them, I knew they were the fraudsters. They looked shifty, and eyed us suspiciously when they saw us standing near the machines. One of them asked me if the ATMs were working and I answered in the affirmative. As I answered, the ladies and I walked away and stood in front of the bank building. The fraudsters checked the machine for their ‘oil-well’ and when they couldn’t find it, they walked up to me and asked again, ‘bros, did you say the machine is working well? Shey there is no problem?’ By this time I was pretty irritated and I answered them sharply, ‘yes the machine is working, didn’t you hear me the first time?’ They appeared confused and unsure of the next move to make. They might have suspected that I was with their device but they really didn’t have any proof, especially given the fact that I concealed the device very carefully. They walked back to the ATM bank, and I took the opportunity to leave the banking premises and cross over to the other side of the road where there were a number of people and some illumination. After some two minutes, the two retards gave up their futile search and exited the bank. They walked past me and went into Anthony proper, possibly to go and give a report to their ‘Godfather’. I hope he gutted the two of them like fishes for losing a source of his ‘lau-lau’ money. I was conscious of the fact that I was in great danger standing beside the road while I waited for a bike to take me home. The fraudsters could have gotten desperate and attacked me with the hope of finding the device on me. The idea of walking home was a non-starter as there were a number of dark places they could ambush me in and do me great harm. After some deep thought, I stopped a bike and asked him to take me home. I made sure I paid him in advance and I kept my eye over my shoulder for the entire duration of the journey. As soon as we got to the entrance gate of the estate where I reside in, I hopped off and darted inside. I trotted home and securely locked the gate behind me… What the hell do I do with this device? Report the matter to the police who will find a way to implicate me and force me to give them bribes to secure my release; turn it over to the bank where I discovered it so some greedy-arse banker who is up to his teeth in loans converts the device to his use; or do I just destroy it? http://chimezieokonkwo..com/2011/07/narrow-escape.html
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Bribe the Heads of all the Armed Forces with $1billion each, With their backing, I can disband the senate and transform myself from Democratic to Dictatorial 'leader'! Rule for at least 10 years then hand over to a puppet. Dem no born anybody well if I no get at least $50billion in my account at the end of the 10 years! Dan uburu banka shege! |





