₦airaland Forum

If she's hot, do that shit!

Lucky should go and sit the fuckin' hell down!

The two of them are jokers, There's no way they can beat Lucky who has the keys to the Treasury to back up his bid! Make dem go siddon joo!

tyson55:
Likewise me!

If you are indifferent then you shouldn't complain about the sorry state of the Nation, or when the Police manhandle you, or when you go 2 weeks without electricity!

Dem dey flirt for here Una no talk since nah!

wunmilyn:
Its Police, for PHCN we reverse the insult wen the power is back (up nepa!!!!!!!)

So na you dey shout 'UP NEPA' whenever dem bring light for area abi? I been don dey suspect you since!

Na Mary Kay joo!

Omo, na PHCN o! Not everyone comes in contact with the police on a daily basis but who dey ever get light 24 hours a day? Especially when you want to iron!

I went to Bayelsa in 2007. That place is 'deader' than a brothel on a Monday morning! A director in one of the State-owned ministries came to a cyber cafe I was in to browse the Net and print out some documents. Meanwhile, former Governor Alams owns the biggest motherfucker hotel in the State. SMH!

Why's that joker holding a bible?

Traders will increase the prices of goods and the increase will be meaningless,

Na you go find trouble, Sha stay away from KFC cos 700 bucks can't buy 5 sachets of pure water there!

daniel michael:
timaya is a flibbertigibbet,a sobo-phobic andicape, hw cud he bit such a gorgeous splendous and resplendous sweet extra-additional beauty as that gal, gosh if she'd married timaya,i think they would hav bin a cataclysm in the marriage, i hate timiya wit al my souls,

Na wa.

thweraja10:
I want to be a president so freaking bad, Buy all of those Jets i never had, I wanna be on the cover of All news paper smilling with my wife and all you money. SO everytime i close my eyes i see my account flying high, A diferent city every nite ooo i swear Nigerians be prepared for another Hunger strike. OOooo oooo oooo ooo

Funny!

The fat animal just wants to be compensated with a ministerial position or something when Lucky rigs himself back into power. Joker!

MTN and GLO are quite slow in my area at Amuwo/Festac axis.
Has anyone tried the new SWIFT 4G broadband by SWIFT Networks? Saw a flyer recently saying that their USB modem is now N6,500 and data plans have been reduced too.

I can attest to that! Swift is the fastest shit I have ever seen! I downloaded a 2.5gb game in around 4 hours! it's fast on the Island and mainland.

188 Megawatts, Make we begin clap abi? I wonder how much was stolen before we could achieve this 'milestone'.

if i burn your billard table and your only option of retalliation is to go about burning mosques and killing people--then you have only shown the hidden terrorist that you really are, Christians starts all these Reliogious crisis outbreaks i still wander the kind of things they read in their human authored book,the so called holly bible. AS a muslim you must not take the laws into your hands,

why must religion be a threat to Nigerians unity , its a shame

You are a semi-illiterate semen-slurping fart! Human-authored book abi? We agree it was human authored, and divinely-inspired. Na animal write your own, abi? Dirty little monkey!

The way they're sending you packing to your land? You think it's going to end there?
The thing with Yoruba people is that they're peaceful and once an outsider has been immersed in their culture, they're not really seen as an outsider. The religion also bounds the Northerners and the Yoruba people. However, if Boko Haram and their ilks dares to go into Yorubaland just to to kill, ish is going to happen. Northerners and Yorubas kill each other (those who have been living with each other), but where is the panic?

Your people are now the new mince-meat. And you dare not retaliate. I thought each Igbo household has its own guns and weapons as you all often boast on NL. What happened? I thought the Northerners dares not try una, but who are being targeted?

That is not the main goal here sha. Make una just work it out amongsts yourself. If there's nothing for the Yoruba man to gain, dem no go fit lift finger. If Yoruba man wants Igbos out, then you know whatz going to happen.


Good luck "showing the Huasa man who is superior". And you better show them fast.

Lady, how do you know it was an Igbo - Hausa clash? It is sad to see that tribalism is still rife among Nigerians. What did the Igbos ever do to you? You need to get your mind right!

Chei! Are you serious? What are the embassies doing? And what influence exactly is it that she needs, free Delta flight discounts or bringing diasporans home? Didn't you hear that the cost of running government needs to be reduced? What next? Facebook media relations officers and adviser.

Well said, lad!

Lucky is completely clueless on how to turn Nigeria's fortunes around. His hobnobbing with the most inept, corrupt Governors in the land in his desperate bid to retain power shows him up for who he is. 'Masturbatin.g in the corridors of Power'

VERY

Amen to that!

LOL.

Look at people who ordinarily want to think they know d best. Cant even come up with ideas for business in America. LOL.

I wonder.

Who let Florence Ita-Giwa on this thread?

looks fade, everyone knows that, but if he's got something extra special,then thats even more attractive to me,

Omalicha, is 8" "extra special'?

Just discover an outstanding talent and show case him to them- they will go for him. while you smile to the bank as an agent. Oh dont forget to get your licence as a Fifa football agent. The cost please find that out on Fifa website.

All the best and i look forward to hearing your name as the one that sold a better Maradonna to Man city.

Yes boss!

As if your people would have turned Nigeria into Dubai if they have been at the topmost position of leadership ? Huh
osisikanku,your kin will have the same excuse to give to God;blaming obj for his wayward live.

You are still a retarded, semen-slurping, incest-indulging bastard.

the same crap we keep hearing every now and then to cover the criminality of ibos.check the homepage and you'd fing three threads dedicated to ibo and their fraudulent activities.rubbish

You are a motherfucking inbred slowpoke. Bleep you and your fucking tribalistic sentiments. You suppose thank your Creator say you no talk this rubbish for my front, na die you for die!

mama na boy!
mama na boy!

i wish the woman stopped at her four girls.

Witty!

Mumu

you can never know how bad it feels to be scammed until you become a victim.Ibo are always representing in that area.mschew

What the Bleep are you talking about? Igbos are 'always' representing in that area? Go to Unilag, LASU, OSU or UI and see the thousands of yoruba yahoo boys there. Na only Igbo people dey do 419 abi? Tribalistic retard!

You too much I beg!!!

Yes boss! You can be my first student, We go sell you give Bolton or Blackpool, How old you be, sef?