GNaija:

When Hausaland becomes the fastest growing and second largest economy in the world, trust me, Oyibo people will be rushing to learn Hausa. Open your mind and learn to think and behave like the rich man does if you want to be rich.

Oh yeah? Its this type of psychological pros-titu-tion that got us in this quagmire we are now, so because China became the 2nd largest economy, we dump our English and learn China, next we will be rushing to learn Arabic because Dubai is growing, and learning Russian language next. We call this strategic inconsistency.
Why didnt you suggest we shift to communism next just to imitate the coughing style of a rich man.

I will vote for Ohakim. Imo has been stagnant like a dirty pond.

GNaija:

This isn't a laughing matter. Nigerians need to proactive, rather than reactive. The western world, despite their development and wealth, are learning Chinese to give them an advantage when seeking and negotiating new business opportunities with China. Africa, on the other hand, has only 5 universities that teach Chinese.

We need to wake up quickly and learn how the world works.

I didnt read the part where Chinese nationals are lining up to learn Housa? We need not go for re-colonialism.

A true hero, a legend till eternity. You will continue to inspire fear even when you are sick. One akpana nwa agu aka n' odu, ma odi ndu, ma onwuru anwu. (Never touch the tail of a tiger's offspring, whether it is dead or alive!)

surveyProf:

Unbelieveable commandclem a scam Can sobody tel me what's going to happen to the patentee's fund Der u go!

The same thing that happens to all the money wey 'mugu' dey pay to 419 people. The money is gone forever.

ONWARDBABA:

let your response be slower
1.use a woman to call that number and record the vioce go on business base and use another to call saying its a wrong number but if they can be friends record the vioce den set him up
2. pretend not to see the text but alwaz bring stories related to this kind of mesage den see her react most times let the man be faulty and hea her side on how she will take it
3. dnt bring the family into it until u now get the real fact
use your sister or niece or cousin nit neighbour to do this investigation two ladies or three is ok
best of luck

He didnt say he lost a million dollars! Involving three people for this investigation seems like going too far. And for a marriage which in the posters opinion may be heading for the rocks.

dayokanu:

It depends on what matters to the other person.

He has stated that age is a big thing to him.

If she finds out that the man wasnt sexually experienced like he claimed to be, She too might voice out

Good point, or if she finds out the guy is lean on the purse than she was made to believe, she should also file for divorce. Nigerian girls lie about age, their men lie about their bank balance.

Murphy G:

And where is the poster?

Busy dreaming up another 'super story' to keep you busy.

Better find out the style he used to bleep her, how many doggy style, how many missionary's, blow jobs, open sesame, closed sesame, hanging womans, wheel barrows, one leg downs, position 69's, soak and sleep and access from the back's he has done. It is important in this investigation!

Better find out the style he used to bleep her, how many doggy style, how many missionary's, blow jobs, open sesame, closed sesame, hanging womans, wheel barrows, one leg downs, position 69's, soak and sleep and access from the back's he has done. It is important in this investigation!

Age aint nothing but numbers, an 18 year old virgin may find it difficult to concieve while a 40 year old may concieve after one 'quickie' at the back seat of a car, and may even shell out triplets!
Its the posters fault for not digging deeper since age was so important to him. Just keep trying, btw, what did the doctors say? Did they say its her fault or yours?

Biggoozz:

I see the same writings of this Nsima guy in over 6 usernames, same articulation style, same reasoning, same errors.

You are correct, he will deny as usual but we know better.

SCAMMMMMM!

Nsiman:

@ ivory009, how long do patent infringement cases last? Pls be precise.

As long as the fake patent owner keeps getting his payments from uninformed patentees.

He is a great man, a true legend who will never be forgotten, may God heal him. We still need his presence to guide us younger ones.

Thinking more about this, there is no problem really in this as its all about the Benjamins. This cloth washing/house chore thing has a lot to do with social status and condition.
No rich man can allow the wife to labour under the sun washing clothes for the entire family. In most cases, the women that suffer to wash clothes know that the husband does a harder job out there (like shouting 'cele-cms o, oshodi o under the rain and sun) or pushing barrow or Okada riding or even dodging robbers bullets as policemen.
Most rich families have paid servants and as such the madam gets to delegate more and supervise all works, not do them.
It will be funny to ask Dangote, Fashola or Innoson to wash their chidren and wife's clothes.
But if they are still climbing in life, the man should support his wife to do her duty.

Busy_body:

IN FANTASYLAND - I would love nothing than even helping my Hubby UnCloth and unwind with a massage after a hard day at work, then proceed to run him a bath whilst serving his food whilst on my knees, then proceed to handwash his clothes, iron and lay out the ones he needs for the next day, then come back to kneel down and wait till he finishes his meal


IN THE REAL WORLD - ***gulps*** Housework sucks bigtime

Many other things sucks apart from housework, you think his mingling with difficult coleagues at work is fun, or finding your feet in the dog eat dog world of business, or maybe shooting your way through insurgents in Afghanistan (Some married men are soldiers) I tell ya, nothing is easy but we all struggle to do what we do to make each other happy. I still hold my stand of the man doing everything possible to make the womans work fun.

They should hasten up and bring out Nigerians there, I have cousins living there!

Omokemesi:

THE AFRICAN PRIDE, INVENTOR PROF CLEMENT UWEMEDIMO ,  DECLARED:                                                   "As an Inventor, I am happy that Mobil has finally agreed to pay up my royalty, but I have to advise them to pay up.  I have series of correspondences from them indicating that they are willing to pay. . . They will pay  up sooner than most people expected.                                                   There are plans already for the mode of payment, which would be in phases, at least that is what they told me; that they would pay instalmentally. It is our royalty, our right, our entitlement and they must pay very fast."                                                                    (excerpt from an interview with Prof. Uwemedimo published in the "Daily Sun" of December 1, 2010)                                             ~OMOKEMESI: Come what may, the truth will definitely prevail.

The same old news, all talk, no money. Just the same way fraudsters keep promising you till eternity. Please what else is new? We are tired of this same old song of 5 years ago.

airmark:

@ IVORY, did you go to school at all? It should be "It has been confirmed"
@ Surveyprof, you hurriedly jumped into conclusion, you are supposed to reason like a prof. Imagine reacting to a comment from IVORY who failed to express himself in simple and correct English sentence.
Don't let people see you as dumb.

If there is anyone in this thread who should be arrested for murdering grammer, strangling vocabulary to death or beating spellings to a coma, it should be our friend, Mr. Nsiman.

Nsiman:

@ surveyprof, why not ask ivory2009 to proof with relevant and up-to-date info and references to u. my knowledge in ccnl vs mpnu imbroglio is that the presidency has intervene because prof. Uwemedimo was about to file fresh charges against mpnu for the oil giant's non compliance to court ruling and not honoring the payment agreement it entered with ccnl. Source: www.theliberationnewsonline.com (published by ccnl)

The link you pasted was published by Comandclem, and it will be dumb to believe the news from a man who has swindled you, he will keep on feeding you a cocktail of lies till you will be tired.

As for the president intervening, please paste a link where the president gave a press statement to a proper newspaper, assuring us that comandclem is clean, or stop decieving us.

Nothing will change, no money will be paid, comandclem will continue to play for time, to give false hope, to hold on to a pipe dream, while hoping that ignorant Nigerians keep paying him. He dont have any hope in hell of MOBIL paying him a dime cause he knows he didnt produce nothing, his only hope is for Nigerians to swallow his lies and pay up. This is the worst type of subtle fraud in the world. (Gentleman 419) Its all a huge SCAM!

Yes, after the fifth round, the man will feel dizzy in the head and thats when the woman will tighten up and release a shattering liquid which will leave the man gasping for breath.

armyofone:

you guys then should stop making it a big deal when a woman is not working. women are working and contributing to the family and you all still want her to wash your clothes, cook your meals, care for the kids, the home etc if she is doing it, great, but make sure you do wash too. you no get hand?
o ga o. the man would not care?? really? no be african man  he will be the first to post on NL that my nigeria woman is too wastful, why are nig woman too lazy blah blah blah 
invisible, i live in a place where i can No, tweety i'm not in the mood of laundromating 

Dayo, you will be washing my clothes.
Anyway i will wash my husband's clothes. but i hope he wouldn't make it an habit of leaving the work for me forever even when dirty clothes are overflowing the clothes cabinet.
abeg, make i chose better man biko

For me o, I dont like my women to work outside the home. I prefare to provide her with everything to the best of my ability, and if she likes to work, she is free to. But that should not mean I have to abandon my own principal responsibility and do home chores. Except she can provide as much money as I make, then who no like better thing, I sit on my fanny everyday and do her laundry and the kids, cook and clean the house then we shall live happily ever after.

Nsiman:

Invisible, i just tried to ignor u but let me let u knw that u are not cultured at all OR do residents of Enugu state lack respect for elders?

This is not about me, not about Enugu state or its people, its about preventing SCAM. Stop all these and find a better way to make money.

armyofone:

Marriage for nigeria na suffer head o.
imagine those strong clothes, jeans, heavy khaki pant, skid marks pant etc all na woman go wash am eyaaa

thank goodness for washing machine, just put him clothes inside pour soap and go read my magazine or flip channel. if i remember to put am for dryer, good. if i no remember, then i think you get hand, 2 for that matter. siddon there dey wait for me. when i get done painting my fingers, i will get back to the dryer that is if am not too tired or getting ready for work or class. i must make money too abi?

gosh!!

You mean there is a place marriage is easier or you just want a chance to yab Nigeria? But, if you make good money also, just hire people to do it, the man will not care, only what we need is a closet full of clean clothes. We dont care who washed it.

@ outstrip, am sorry if you dont have any sense of humour, its not exactly my fault you know. But to cut to the chase, washing clothes is such a little job that it should'nt elicit any big argument, if your wife finds it difficult, help her buy a machine as I said from my first post.
The one that annoys me is women trying to push every chore in the house to men because they think it shouldnt be their duty. There are manly duties.
I also feel your reaction back there is not warranted, if its only my post you are reacting to and not another problem you have. Take it easy on yourself and add fun to your life, bye.

buzugee:

yall aint said nothing but a word fork naija. fork america. matta fact fork canada. london is where its at cheers mate

You mean they should not go back to naija but move to London? What about the riots we saw on telly, dunno if it was caused by too much money?

Omokemesi:

HEAR PROF. UWEMEDIMO (Daily Sun,1/12/2010): "I have refused several monetary offers through the back door, my life and those of the members of my family have been threatened. Only last month, an agent of one of the oil companies offered me 30 billion as negotiation fee; all in an attempt to make me sell the rights of Nigerians." ~OMOKEMESI

Tales by the moonlight!
Another story by the master story teller, all tales and no money, while patentees drop dead for hunger since 5 years you have been collecting their money. Pay up now or shut up!

airmark:

Invisible may soon block this thread with abuses and curses. Only if he is reminded the number of times he has been banned by moderators. He has several Userenames:
invisible!
invisible1
invisible!!
invisible. e.t.c
search for invisible

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=mlist;sa=search

Stand and argue your points like a man, dont pull excuses and divert attention by blowing dust into our eyes. Comandclem is a fraud, prove to me it is not and not wriggle around in denial. It is better to be banned honourably than commit SCAM online.
Comandclem was set up to swindle innocent Nigerians I repeat.

Nsiman:

Invisible, u are a fish we call nsi kpak ebai, or more clearly, if u read the bible, u are like Dio'trophes, u neither enter nor let others enter the 'salvation ark'

, And, what has this got to do with the price of fish?
I dont want you to post SCAM here, if you dont like me, enter your salvation ark alone.

Ujujoan:

I am NOT crucifying him oh. Why would I? Like you said, I'm no saint. But when I do something wrong, I admit to it and not expect a pat on the back.

True, attraction is NOT a choice, but acting on it. The man doesn't want the girl around because he won't be able to control his urges against her. Abeg how is that a good thing?

You didnt answer Dayokanu's question;
If your husband gets a security man, a young male, hansome and well mannered, a hunk of a guy, with  well shaped lips, the type that can munch your privates with serious alacrity, and your Gspot gets ticklish each time he passes, worse still he licks his lips as he stares at your cleavage during the introduction.
Do you tell your husby how wet you get when he passes or just ask him to get another security man?

29 for men, 23 for girls.

dayokanu:

Mutter, I believe there are some roles fit for men and roles for women.

It would likewise be a shame on the husband to be home and the wife trying to fix her car, electrical gadgets, mow the lawn or carry heavy loads.

If you say the husband should do his laundry, then the wife should also fix her car whenever it needs to be done.

Each should do their own thing, Husband cook his food, wife cook hers maybe that would satisfy the women of nowadays who see every female chore in the house as being treated as a slave.

We have seen different topics on here, Husband should help with cooking, help with laundry, help with kids, Is there anything left that the woman can do alone?

Eggzactly!
Men are being pushed to the wall with what used to be non issues in the past. Women now want to contest every chore and see how they can manipulate the men to succumb and do them.
I cannot think of men leaving their leadership roles in the house to do 'little' work instead of making more money and providing succour to the whole family. Duties of the man;
Pay the house rent or build a house (just provide them with good shelter)
make sure there is enough water (sink a borehole or pay for tanker or fetch water on your head) depending on your level.
Pay the school fees of everybody.
Provide feeding money, also other house running costs.

The rest of the chores are women duties, washing plates, clothes, bathing the kids and cleaning the house. (if the hose is big, the man should pay for helpers)
Then the woman can use the rest of the time to watch home movies while the man sweat like a he- goat in the workplace.
And lest I forget, the man gets to work hard at night to make the woman happy between the sheets.
We are being too fair, ladies please praise your man.