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Abotilo camp sodo girlfriend e because this man looks like a male oscsmbo

Hayyyy God! All these long and endless epistle over another person's life and decision


I don't like the girl.theres just something fake about her that I can't spot but then you guys should just let this girl be because in the end everyone marries for 1 reason or the other.love has obviously been relegated to the background

Liar!!!


Just to conceal your embarrassment


You're still a shameless greedy fat thief

Bruno3000:
Madam do the needful na. Abi u don destroy dat womb?

go give am belle na since you cannot mind your business

If you want to give poor Nigerians,do so from afar and Don't expect gratitude.just do it from a well protected place otherwise they'll steal from you, assault you and even curse you


However if you must give directly to the poor in their base,do so fully armed so that anyone thinking of stealing or taking advantage of you will not even come near you. the point is it will discourage the thieves and criminally minded people but will help the truly needy

Nigerians are innately as wicked as their leaders so apply caution when giving because the leaders are a representation of the followers

Imagine they even want to steal her bag join and they're holding the door.smh

This days you cannot even trust any human being.smh

Smh

Low life cultists.very dirty things.seems like it feels like an ego trip for them to be killing.anyway I'm not surprised.what do you expect from a drug addict.im sure he must be one of the okada nonentities

MyVILLAGEpeople:
That boy is the source behind Otedola wealth. If u know, u know.

Yoruba nollywood has wrecked your brain.infact the lad is lucky he's from a silver spoon family.


There are poor families too who have kids with autism so please receive sense

The bride is a reprehensible pedophile.shame on her

If it was the other way around there'll have been an outrage but unsurprisingly everyone has become deaf and dumb

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Teni shut up


This is hormonal imbalance talking not you

Possibly you're ovulating or about to menstruate

Netanya:
well, all we need to do is just to work hard so our kids to in future will be relevant

true

Joefat:
Na bird members.. because he put on yellow.. I heard Eiye are the one putting on yellow outfit

make he dey fly na

So bird too dey die like fowl

eedimo:
Cultist kill cultist.
Mfini baha

see them

steve4098:
I'm proud to be a seadogs, we are for peace

werey


Continue deceiving yourselves


I'm sure you are one of the head slammers.you con add cultism to your list of woes


The devil has no peace to offer you.a life with the Devil is full of unrest and misery

Even the Bible says the life of the wicked is full of misery, continuous pain and unrest.you better free yourself from any bondage you have put yourself into and turn to christ.he is the only one who will set you free

The wages of hard guy

Good riddance

-1 nuisance excluded from mother earth


I see mother earth is cleansing itself from human and material debris

Orisirisi

You should be thanking your grandfather if not you wouldn't have been this relevant

Hmmnnn David ibiyomie will say many single women don't know who they are.if they know who they are,they won't debase and commodity themselves this bad

*clears throat*


Tuface innocent idibia is still very married and a community phenese musician.abi you want to join his baby mamas? You no say (un) innocent no dey take eye see vagina.

This girl na real skank


I can't fathom how they were giving this ratchet girl so much attention when she came to Lagos

The haters and the envious fools have arrived

The comments here are very hilarious.honestly nairaland is one big and cheap comedy zone

Chief priest you need to be careful because hanty cha-cha no get chills.theres venom in her mouth and ready to put any bully in their place.dont say I didn't Tell you

Bubu boy

Nigerian Politicians are the enemy and destroyers of nigeria

AfroKnight:
Ah! Those infamous subtitles

The storylines ehn. I don’t want to yab the writers cos good actors and directors can still give life to those scanty storylines. But scriptwriters should do better abeg.

they all need to do better from the actors to the producers to the directors

Meanwhile Yoruba nollywood should understand that being fat,lightskinned or lousy isn't a qualification for being a good actress.there is more depth to acting

And being handsome with big abs isn't a qualification for being a good actor

Cut all the stuppidd strerotype that every 1st class graduate will end up roaming the streets without jobs with big brown envelopes under his armpits while the drop out will be the one to help him.thats so unreasonable and cliché

Every single girl living alone is mannerless, vulgar and a prostitute

Every career woman hates men and doesn't want to marry

A kings daughter or son will travel abroad for a degree abroad and then come back to the village and start acting obnoxious with ridiculous accent

Every intelligent girl is illogical

Every armed robber gets caught,goes to prison and the next thing is glory be to God.i mean what kind of nonsense is that?

If they now decide that they want to do science fiction it must be some vodoo priest and JuJu incantations and rants everywhere.gosh!

O,not forgetting shooting someone dead and no blood or playing robbery scene on the express and people were shot but no blood,no broken windscreens,blood stains etc

Infact the nigerian police is more efficient in movies than in reality.


Including a medical doctor telling a patient eteselebo? I'm like are these people for real?

The sex scenes nko? smh

You're having sex but you're still fully clothed on the bed shouting haaaaaashhhhhmnnnnn.really?
. every date must involve running around in the garden, kissing and talking about how many kids you wat

Going home to have sex and the next day you're married and pregnant

Every girl from a rich home is rude, disrespectful and entitled

Let me stop here

AfroKnight:
Nollywood is just useless. I swear.

I made a mistake of watching nollywood on Netflix this year. I won’t make that mistake again.

Fine, Lionheart was okay because of the veterans. But you see those young actors and actresses? Na nonsense dem dey act. King of Boys was so disappointing. They just spent money on props without fleshing our the story properly.

Screenwriting is still a big obstacle for nollywood. I won’t criticise the scripts for now.

As for editing and VFX. I just dey laugh. The colouring is good though. The VFX is wack.

Just look at the chain.

Naija has badass VFX artists. Some are even members of our Art/Graphics section on NL. But do these producers hire them? No.

Na mumu old school special effect dis our producers go dey put inside film. Sound effect nko? Lol. Thunder sample will be clipping yet they will add the over-compressed sound to the raw mix and master everything together. Do they employ foley artists at all?

Perhaps the budget is the problem here. Perhaps it’s the work ethic. Perhaps both.

unfortunately they won't listen.. very shallow minded fools.always repeating wack and tacky storylines with skanky low life razz girls

Irritating to behold especially the Yoruba actresses when they eventually try to speak English and pronounce words,they end up

The ones that translate Yoruba to English,I don't know the Bush they bring them from.e.g " she has catch belle" and they put it on YouTube.goshh!

2 criminals in an ego contest

I'm surprised the one with a gun didn't claim accidental discharge

Tunde835:
I watched D Trailer For Reigna Daniels Spider Girl On Youtube D Film Special Effects Was So Terrible It Felt Like A Sin To Compare It To Spider Man Far From Home

when you are desperate for money you tend to produce something mediocre.its very disturbing the kinds of things nollywood churns out.abi isn't there international standards for producing 1st class movies again? Unfortunately they don't accept corrections.theyll think that you're criticizing them

The people who should be producing, editing and directing should be technocrats not illiterates or semi illiterates... irritatingly you will see illiterates producing films and they expect intelligent people to watch it.infact my mom herself doesn't like nollywood.i was surprised when we were talking one day about nollywood and she said it debases the intellect and mind.its for illiterate housewives and that's why you see they cannot think outside the box

The title of some Hollywood movies lasan you will trip and by the time you watch it, you cannot even predict and when you try, they'll carry it to another angle.its like a school on its own.they open your mind to areas in law, medicine and the technicalities involved but with nollywood when you see the adverts and the cast involved you already know the beginning and the end of the movie.always repeating storylines


The sttup1d part of it is the annoying music from the background that has drowned the voice of the artist interpreting a character

Meanwhile I heard Yoruba movies have movie school

In my mind I was like illiterate ko illiterate