₦airaland Forum

tylann:
What do you expect from a country where they President married a 9 year old girl

tbaba1234:
Lol..

engrlouis:
waec result certificate mistake on date of birth correction names now

samysmoothfresh:
that felt like a two edge sword thrust right through my heart


you made a whole lotta sense but picture this,


an inexperience man after much frolicking and pre-intimacy climbs atop his equally inexperienced wife ready to plunge into her territory and take down her defenses (the shield/guard)


first sign of naivety, dude cant seem to find the glory hole with his cannon.

He has to then guide it in with his fingers


dude finally thrust in while letting out a sigh of relief but then he hits the shield, drawing a light scream/intake of breath from his misus, making him panic and be at a loss of what to do...........second sign of gross inexperience


after much persuasion and assurance from inexperienced misus, dude plunges in and break through the guard


dude gets overwhelmed by how tight and narrow the city pathway is and after a few thrusts, say 5-6, he explodes while basking in the euphoria of the cloud 9 feeling


meanwhile babe didnt get enough time to get used to the intrusion and eventually overcome the pain which was suppose to give way to immense and intense pleasure


now tell me, will both party though inexperience be satisfied huh?

Icon4s:
Yeah I remember now. The game was to hold in France right?

Icon4s:
Was there any planned friendly with Burkina Faso that was cancelled?

Icon4s:
Maybe he meant Biafra.

safarigirl:
thanks for this

Lagos is the only state, aside Abuja, where University admission is not based on cachment area. What happened to indigenes there too? In the next hundred years, who will occupy Lagos? The indigenes of Lagos don't make up 15% of the population.

Those omoniles you speak of are not even indigenes, they are settlers like most of the people in Lagos. Lagos and Abuja are distinctly different from every other state in Nigeria, the only other state close to them is PH.

As far as I am concerned, Lagos has transcended tribal affiliations. It belongs to everybody and belongs to nobody. It was built by the blood and sweat of all Nigerians from all walks of life and all erhnicities, so, it is an injustice to omit those people, some spanning three generations, from Lagos, and refer to them as non-indigenes. And no, contrary to popular belief, the day Nigeria scatters, some people that are referred to as 'non-indigenes' will not have a hometown to go to, because their entire lives are in Lagos

osothermal:
see this muntu have you not heard the scores? Enough is enough plateau indigenes (christians) are taking the fight to those uncircumcised bstards

lecturerdabo:
I am privileged to have been to all six geo-political zones in Nigeria, exam malpractice know no tribe or language but the case of the North is unfortunately embarrassing!

It is in the northern part of this country I noticed that the answers to WAEC questions are written completely on the board for students to copy - - #no insult meant

TheSuperNerd:
Lol.... So the post hit your nerves...ehyeeeaa.. Sorry okay. Keep ridiculing the team aiit... Sentiments indeed. Hahahahahahahhaa... Abeg #SoarSuperEagles.. We never say never.


This world cup is not only a test for the team but for the fans and most are already failing that test... Shows we only had more fans because we were soaring thru the qualifiers... In good times and bad times, I stand with this team.. That is the hallmark of a true fan.

After all, you all do same with your wobbling and fumbling European clubsides when they perform woefully.

So excuse me and let me focus on a team that matters... #MySuperEagles.

It is not over just yet Boys... I know you will find your wind.

samyfreshsmooth:
when a woman builds/buys a house or car with money gotten from prostitution you'll see all the idiot feminists giving her accolades and tagging her as a "strong independent womam"


these feminists no longer frown at immorality especially when the culprit is one of them (take linda ikeji for example)



ask all these dumb feminists online who their role models are and you'll hear them mention people and names like tonto dikeh, toke mokinwa, etc


#Spits

Sterope:
You insulted the religion first.

I understand you are a Catholic but does it mean you are okay with the media making fun of nuns and priests every little chance they get? Hey, I am a Muslim and I am not even okay with it.

Unfortunately, we are stuck with Boko-Haram. A case of insanity meets religion.

The doctor's view does not make her an extremist. A fanatic? Yes. She was not rude or threatening. A simple opinion should not have caused you to insult the hijab.

Mujtahida:
And I've explained to you that then there was nothing to understand other than who win, who score. Finish. One can only know things based on the knowledge prevailing at a time. And I think you misread asha80. Playing football on the pitch was default mode for most boys. Nothing unique about that. What he meant was precisely the staying glued to watch a match.

Icon4s:
I was like that too.

But this is quite different from watching a football match at 3 and knowing that Holland was playing Argentina.

Icon4s:
There is no way you would have remembered a game you watched at the age of 3.

elyte89:
All dis guys claiming to watch and comprehend what's going on in a match baffles me

I was in primary 4 when Brazil and France played in 98 world cup ,na small remain make we c ,I was 9month old when amokachi scored a beautiful goal against greece ,trying to clinch on d oldies

I no sabi as una dey understand dis games o,at Dt tender age...I bet most of u at DT age bracket watched replay and not d real match ,make una no dey whine us for here


Aw primary 4 piking of DT time comprehend each persons name, position, style of play as at den ,me I no believe o ,kids I.Q den where not as high as today's kid,a kid of 3years can operate i-pad conveniently .


I knew what was football during Atlanta 96,though I can't really comprehend d rules and regulation @ age 7

I didn't watch most games,because I was too naive to understand d rules,d game time wereearly part in d morning,games where played around 11pm,12am,1am,2am.d rules den for kids generally was to sleep after dinner,Max by 9pm,I dey bed
Only my my siblings who re older would go out in d middle of d night to watch games at a popular joint where dey own a generator set...generator set den was very expensive and not to popular among d masses

So abeg in a nutshell,if u re not up to age 13-15years during 94 world cup and 96 Atlanta tourney,stop analysing matches for us

safarigirl:
just remembered, you actually can. But, you must submit the original in your files, not the print out


In some schools like UI, you cannot apply if you don't have the original of your school cert. And no, it doesn't take up to three years to get it, I think it's a year these days

safarigirl:
testimonial is different

You can't use that ssce print out for admission screenings, you need your original result. On your original WAEC your date of birth is added.

SSCE is WAEC and/or NECO. It means Senior School Certificate Examination. So WAEC or NECO all na SSCE

safarigirl:
testimonial is different

You can't use that ssce print out for admission screenings, you need your original result. On your original WAEC your date of birth is added.

SSCE is WAEC and/or NECO. It means Senior School Certificate Examination. So WAEC or NECO all na SSCE

safarigirl:
your waec is your ssce result

Nobody asked for any primary school certificate when I got admission both in Unilag and Uniabuja

safarigirl:
I left school in Primary 4. I only did 3rd term in that school sef, so, I did not have any educational history with them.

I wrote common entrance in another school, Primary school certificate is not WAEC, you don't need it to write common entrance, so, wetin I dey use am do? I think my younger brother is the only one with that certificate in my house, the rest of us did not get it.

Is it school that I only did one term that will now give me certificate? Y'all would have even said JSCE, that one can be gotten, at least you need it to enter Senior Secondary

My day just dey

Humility017:
thank you and just because the manu garba and amunuke teams wasn't successful someone is supporting the use of old men to play under 20...

the fact that a particular process didn't work doesn't mean it should be thrown to the dustbin... but rather polished and reemployed.... but today we are enjoying the dividends of manu garba transparency with players like ndidi, nancho and I am sure many like nwakali will join after the world cup...

Mujtahida:
We are here. We know what the average 16-20 year old person in Nigeria looks like using common sense. Me, I don't usually talk about about about this age issue cos it's like hitting one's head against a wall.

Image123:
i didn't make any assertion. i simply stated that nothing proves that they are herdsmen. That i speak English or Igbo or Yoruba or Fulani doesn't dictate my trade.

Image123:
While they may be the killers and while they may speak Fulani or be Fulani. It doesn't translate that they are herdsmen. Boko Haram too speak Fulani, I suppose. We have herdsmen in the community I'm in and they don't wield guns,never wielded guns in years. We've had this rumour since growing up though that they have knives. And I think that's what the government is saying. Killers masquerading as herdsmen or choristers or priests are not herdsmen or choristers or priests. They are killers and criminals, that's the point.

HtwoOw:
If i say anything against your concocted beliefs then i am defending them and they are my brothers

There are several videos , some as old as 5 years old being circulated on internet as propaganda at the moment

Don't be a foolish believer of every lie

HtwoOw:
So , you didn't hear what they were saying , but you concluded it's them that committed the atrocity


Oh and they just uploaded the video to the whole internet so that they can gain popularity right ?