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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Iseoluwani: 9:40pm On May 07, 2019
yes ooo. gooooooooooal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Iseoluwani: 9:37pm On May 07, 2019
prinsam30:



Omo history is about to rewrote himself grin grin grin grin Abeg no laff me oooo

ebo bu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by Iseoluwani: 9:35pm On May 07, 2019
this is the most followed thread on NAIRALAND THIS YEAR.
LIKE IF YOU AGREE, SHARE IF YOU BELIEVE
LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU DISAGREE

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Education / Re: NANS Gives Akeredolu 24 Hours Ultimatum To Revise School Fees by Iseoluwani: 7:10pm On May 07, 2019
MANNABBQGRILLS:

Good way to go......


We heard Ondo and now Ekiti are the states with the highest numbers of professors per family.
How true is this our Yoruba brothers and sisters?!
And which of the 2 states is known as the Fountain of Knowledge?

Ekiti state

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Okoye To Wizkid: I Will Kill Myself If You Don't Follow Me by Iseoluwani: 9:23am On May 07, 2019
Idiot bastard daughter of a thousand farther
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Never Listen by Iseoluwani: 3:33pm On May 03, 2019
surebet5688:
[color=#006600][/color]see below

can't you just create your thread rather than spam every thread. you dey craze first class
Jokes Etc / Men Never Listen by Iseoluwani: 3:30pm On May 03, 2019
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.

A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure..

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
"MEN NEVER LISTEN"'

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Politics / Re: Roger Johnson: What I Hate About Corruption In Africa And Nigeria Specifically by Iseoluwani: 8:05am On Apr 30, 2019
Suffering and smiling
Family / Re: My Grandmum Was An Idol Worshiper, Now This Is Happening To Me, Please Help! by Iseoluwani: 10:20pm On Apr 27, 2019
Factfinder1:


Can you reach apostle Joshua Salman of eternity network international of Zaria he can help deliver you and help financially too

JOSHUA SELMAN OR DR. D.K OLUKOYA OF MFM


ABOVE ALL BE DETERMINED TO BE SET FREE. DELIVERANCE STARTS FROM THE HEART

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Romance / Re: Man Removes His Fiancee's Wig In Pre-Wedding Pictures by Iseoluwani: 8:14am On Apr 27, 2019
she was from my university then Social studies Dept. can't remember her name now
Travel / Re: Driver Refused A Lady Seat In Front Of Car At Peace Park Afikpo, Ebonyi (Photos) by Iseoluwani: 7:27pm On Apr 24, 2019
it's actually not the drivers fault. it's simply because of the road safety officials that will harass them. I met a girl on my way to service @benue. we were going to taraba and she sat in front, the driver warned her about the risk and truly we were stopped and harrassed, unfortunately for the soldiers her uncle is the GENERAL IN CHARGE OF TARABA. MEHN I WAS SHOCKED. NEVER KNEW SHE Z THAT Influential. OUR JOURNEY BECAME A SMOOTH ONE LAS LAS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (2 - 2) On 22nd April 2019 by Iseoluwani: 9:24pm On Apr 22, 2019
RTSC:

Bale that came to Real Madrid, how has he fared so far?

Apart from titles, has he won any individual awards. ?

They boo him in most matches. .

Hazard cannot excel in such toxic environment with such self entitled fans.

you may be right, but don't forget bale is rather selfish, Hazard is a proven captain in Belgium, And tolerant. but the issue of RM FAN NA WITCHCRAFT CASE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (2 - 2) On 22nd April 2019 by Iseoluwani: 9:10pm On Apr 22, 2019
IamGoke:


You have a world class defensive midfielder which is the great KANTE but your coach doesn't value him. Always playing him out of position! Nonsense.

I wish Sara can be sacked. sorry. sarri
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (2 - 2) On 22nd April 2019 by Iseoluwani: 9:09pm On Apr 22, 2019
EmekaBlue:
Hazard is going NOWHERE


I pray he leaves, because Chelsea won't make him a better player than he is.... I love him to go, because he needs to fulfil destiny in RM

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (2 - 2) On 22nd April 2019 by Iseoluwani: 8:58pm On Apr 22, 2019
Ekaka1:
Honestly, I pray we just make top 4 this season and buy some 3 players at the back one strong defensive midfielder and at least one visionary attacker to replace Hazard ..who will most certainly leave and may be a less expensive agile and hungry for trophy goal keeper.
Ofcourse I don't know what baba wants to do with sari and his leaky leaky ball. angry embarassed

don't forget Chelsea already have a transfer ban. tnk God We bought PULISIC ATLEAST A FRESH LEG TO REPLACE HAZARD
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Midnight! Please Note That All N-power Beneficiaries Will Be Taking A Jet by Iseoluwani: 6:05pm On Apr 22, 2019
Tsam1959:

No issue take your time joorè forget that God4saking idiot boy

so myopic
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Midnight! Please Note That All N-power Beneficiaries Will Be Taking A Jet by Iseoluwani: 6:04pm On Apr 22, 2019
Tsam1959:


Madness dey your head. Asin the bomb wey they your brain go soon explode. If you’re not a beneficiary what are you doing on this thread


ewo werey ta Fe gba to Fe po rara
Food / Re: The Greedy Neighbour: What Would Your Reaction Be If This Happened To You? by Iseoluwani: 4:27pm On Apr 19, 2019
ExAngel007:
that your family friend too she is greedy. why didn't she give her neighbor some to eat and expect her to keep that kind of food in the refrigerator

didn't u read the part that she gave some to her neighbor including 2cans of malt. u just rush to comment. mumuism

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Investment / Re: Make Free MTN Call And Earn Money Online With 2500 Only by Iseoluwani: 11:20am On Apr 19, 2019
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If you are in UYO....we are having a seminar this Saturday so reserve your seat now....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Midnight! Please Note That All N-power Beneficiaries Will Be Taking A Jet by Iseoluwani: 1:57pm On Apr 18, 2019
yns4real:


Why all these for God's sake? The fact that stipend is delayed doesn't give a licence to be cheeky and saucy towards your employer. Even in a full and permanent employment, hitches in salary payment are unavoidable at times.

We are all humans! Let's be tolerant , civil and accommodating in the face of the unexpected irrespective of political differences.

God bless everyone of us!


alaye pack well
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Midnight! Please Note That All N-power Beneficiaries Will Be Taking A Jet by Iseoluwani: 9:19am On Apr 18, 2019
npowerng:


embarassed Are you a beneficiary

idiot u just paid them in between the month. 17th. because u now paid u quoted me. u dey craze no be small
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 9:02am On Apr 18, 2019
kay29000:


Bro, that is not the definition of 4 rooms that people usually have in mind. Anyway, I'm interested in this your 150k for 3 bedroom that you are talking about. I currently live around Ojoo, and would love to move towards that Molete area. But I want to ask, is there water in the house you are talking about? Even if not that particular apartment, I would love to get a 3 bedroom (all rooms en suite) with water in the next 4-5 months when my rent here expires. Please give me more information.

there is water to buy in the compound
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 9:01am On Apr 18, 2019
kay29000:


That house has to be at least 5 years new...I live around that area, and that house has to be really new to cost 430k per annum.


exactly my point

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 8:21am On Apr 18, 2019
Eneze1:


Maximum 3 bedroom flat in Ibadan 300k? Are you sure you are living in Ibadan? I live in Ojoo, my house rent in a year is 430k. I'm presently on house hunt and the prices are high. Was in Akobo last week, a 3 bedroom flat price was 500k excluding agency fee. Please try and get your facts right.

AKOBO Z EXPENSIVE, ITS AN ESTATE ON ITS OWN, OJOO IS HIGH POPULATED DUE TO UI, BUT STILL I GUESS UR 430K IS SIMPLY THAT THE HOUSE Z 10YRS NEW
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 8:15am On Apr 18, 2019
ZoeyJ:
150k for 4 bedroom is an exaggeration abeg


if u want a Four bedroom today, I will take you to molete, beside Yejide girls grammar school. 3toilets, your kitchen, 3bathroom. (each bathroom and toilet) for 3rooms and a sitting room (MAKES IT 4ROOMS). I WILL TAKE U THERE. 150K BASIC RENT. AGENCY FEES 20K. In Fact IF YOU CAN NEGOTIATE WELL U WILL PAY 130K
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 12:05am On Apr 18, 2019
ZoeyJ:
lmao 150k for 4 bedroom. Lie small small na

little Missy, he z right
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 12:04am On Apr 18, 2019
PurestBoy:


Thanks my brother, you just wrote what I wanted to write, the maximum 3 bedroom flat in Ibadan is 400k and in places like Ringy, Bodija, can't say for alalubosa cos that place is GRA estate and not populated. Average 3 bedroom in Ibadan is 180-250k, in fact my friend is paying 150k for 4 bedroom flat at Ijokodo poly road. Face me and face you is 2k per month in Mokola, Sango, Omitowoju, Adamasinga and maybe 3k at Oketunu depending on the tushness of the houses. People start their house without 500k in Ibadan so no one pays above that per annum on a rented flats

THE OP THINKS WE ARE IDIOTS

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 11:33pm On Apr 17, 2019
Westsida:


Those 2 bedrooms flat are going to be well furnished?

atleast you have ur privacy. you might have to do a little work. Painting most esp
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 11:31pm On Apr 17, 2019
TheMoniker:
grin
Akala in akobo, you must have 500k at least to rent anything there.
Akobo is expensive and overhyped for no reason. Terrible roads. But they have light there sha though not like it was 2 years ago. Massive migration is being witnessed and hold up na die.
Quick story, I lived in Lagos (Ajah) and I worked in v.i so I complained of the stress and I was transferred to Ibadan where I’m based. I now live in Akobo and work at Akala express, Orita. I spend over 4 hours on the road everyday in ibadan but less than 2 hours in Lagos daily.
Think twice before you consider moving to Ibadan. Everything is just as expensive as Lagos.

a big fat lie. comparing Lagos to ib

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 11:20pm On Apr 17, 2019
TDIsaac:
Nice one @OP.
What of areas like Sango, Mokola, Apata, Eleyele.....

sango/Mokola is a school dominated area so it tends to be high (UI AND POLY IBADAN)

ELEYELE IS A DEVELOPING AREA. SO SAY 120-150K. FOR RECORDS PURPOSE, ABEKOKO IS VERY CLOSE AND THE COST OF LAND THERE AS AT TODAY Z 600K

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Oyo| Co-tenant by Iseoluwani: 11:17pm On Apr 17, 2019
well am an indigene of Ibadan, and I tell you all the average cost of house rent the op wrote are not all true. This alone will scare people in living in one of the peaceful cities in South West and Nigeria at large


for the records I stay at challenge AXIS- The cost of 600k per year z false. Maximum in challenge is 250k

EVEN FELELE, WHERE WE HAVE LAM ADESINA, SPLASH LAGELU, IBEDI ,AMAZING PETROL STATION WILL NOT COST U MORE THAN 300K. SIMPLY BECAUSE MOST OF THE HOUSES IN FELELE DOES NOT HAVE WATER, WE BUY WATER.

BODIJA Z FOR THE ELITE AND MOST OF THEM HAVE THEIR HOUSES THERE. BODIJA ESTATE CANT BE LESS THAN 300K-350K (EXCLUDING AGENT FEES AND ALL THAT)

OJOO IS VERY CHEAP. 150K because most houses there are old.

AGODI Z HIGH TOO. DUE TO THE SECURITY REASONS

PLACES LIKE MOLETE(I JUST SOME HOUSES FOR SOME COLLEAGUES AT 80K TOTAL PACKAGE , A ROOM AND A SPACIOUS PARLOUR.

APATA IS HIGH DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT HAS HIGHER INSTITUTIONS AROUND IT, AND IT LEADS TO GRA, OLUYOLE ESTATE. ONE OF THE MOST PEACEFUL ESTATE.


SO IN OTHERS WORDS, OP GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT. WE ARE NOT DUNCE

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Investment / Re: Pls Where Can I Get Land To Buy In Ibadan.not FARMLAND by Iseoluwani: 9:25pm On Apr 17, 2019
Ayhomes:
If you must buy for return on investment pls dont buy land without c of o because family will resell your land while u are waiting for the land to appreciate. Pls dont buy without c of o. Pls and pls

tnks for this piece of advise. will keep it

grateful heart

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