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Offpoint1:
He has always been doing love scam since SS days.

Everyday for the thieve and one day for the owner...

How?

Cretins always giving hardworking, innocent Nigerians a bad name

VULCAN:
The guy has little upstairs.

When you read through his posts, you will quickly identify his emptiness.

Very illogical fellow.

This is putting it quite mildly

A lot of these bandits troubling us are Nigeriens, and now that their home grown terrorists have turned against them, they are looking for who to blame.

Mscheeeeeeeeeew

AntiChristian:
Which one Jesus listen to?

Guy, fvck off Christian threads with your negativity. Christians on this forum don't have the freedom to comment on Muslim threads, so acknowledge that and bridle your proclivity to write nonsense on our threads.

There is a Place by Nathaniel Bassey. It transports me to another realm.

Sapasenator:
I have never had a need for a DNA but if I have to, it would be private and confidential but God help you if DNA confirms I am not the father of the child. Lol

That's the point. It has to be private and confidential because if the result confirms you're the father and your spouse finds out, it will cause a lot of emotional damage

joseph1832:
See it this way, men don't just rush to conduct DNA test on their kids. There is always a reason.. So, in this case,if hubby conducted a DNA test hours after you gave birth, it's because your fidelity is seriously in doubt. I mean, the red flags have been flung over his face, so he needs to know.

For a woman giving a man 100% loyalty doesn't mean she can't cheat on him. Loyalty here doesn't necessarily mean not cheating, but helping out with finance and the likes.

Hope you know, a woman can be helplessly in love with a man, and still cheat on the man? These things aren't written in black and white. I'll say it shouldn't bother you if hubby decides to do a DNA test, just let him, when the test is positive, you have him by the balls. It's proof of your fidelity and loyalty. Then you can dominate...

Oh, and I will squeeze those dangly balls until he sings in soprano 😑

DLifeless1:
So your vaginal 🧠 is telling you I am single, this is why I keep saying most of you women are useless when it comes to thinking for themselves.

Hmmm, so there ar two kinds of brains: the 'vaginal' brain and the 'pënis' brain? Is it that one brain is shaped like a preek while the other is shaped like a toto?? 🤔🤔

Lmaaaaoo!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Guy, you are very dumb, I swear and that is an insult to dumb people. You are the champion village idiot. 😂😂

Abeg shift and fvck off forever, I don't trade words with people that have pënis brains biko

One woman bashing thread a day,

Makes their frustrations go away

DLifeless1:
I will still do a DNA test period.

Oga, get married first na. The most opinionated about marital issues are usually you, the single to stupor ones. Get married first and then continue this conversation.

koldrun:
Dick hopping
I get your point, but with the way the world is currently, I don't blame men for this.

True, but that doesn't change the fact that wisdom is profitable to direct. Go ahead and run your DNA test, but make sure you do it with wisdom because just as there are unfaithful partners who commit paternity fraud, there are even higher numbers of faithful women who will feel betrayed that you doubted their fidelity and the paternity of your children.

DLifeless1:
Just pray that's all.
Life is not all about those shit you said up there about your family.
Survive first, though I don't blame you, you are a woman so your thinking is all about emotions and nothing more, so as a man, I will be the mature one here, when you start that your hot hot behaviour after DNA test, I will pet you, tell you anything you like hearing, buy you a car or anything you love, and fvck the hell out of your destiny to get you pregnant again, repeat another DNA test without leaving a trace.
Forget all I said before, I can't do any of those shit, I faint when I see blood too, but you see that fvck side and petting to have my way,,, puta WA from there .

Do you have any form of formal education, it helps in some cases, and that your family that are tigers, tell them violence is not always the case, but you see fvck🙏, not outside marriage, na the best.

Get married first, and then come back after one year of marriage to continue this discussion.

joseph1832:
why would you walk out on a marriage because DNA test was conducted?

In the context of this post, yes I would.

Giving birth is a risky venture, one where the woman is between life and death. She has gone through unimaginable pain and torture to push out another living being from her body and is yet to fully recover. Now, after going through that kind of experience, only to hear that your spouse went to conduct a DNA test while you're still on the hospital bed smacks of callousness. The woman in this post wrote "after I just finish pushing out a baby", so this means the test was conducted within hours or days of the baby's delivery.

So yes, I would be willing to walk out of a marriage where my safety and well being is not a priority, but rather whether I have been díck hopping is.

Now, in other scenarios, if you want to do a DNA test on my children with you, feel free to go ahead, but never let me know. Make sure you do it in secret, because if I find out, it will taint the love I have for you and I will never forget how you doubted my fidelity and betrayed me. Where I gave you 💯 of my affection, it will go down to 40 or 50% because after all my loyalty, you still doubted me enough to run a DNA test on children that belong to you. I will NEVER trust you again.




Sapasenator, koldrun

GistMedia0:
Nigerian businesswoman Oluwatofarati has stirred up conversations online with her strong opinion on DNA tests after childbirth. In a recent statement, she made it clear that if she found out her husband had secretly conducted a DNA test on their newborn, she would not hesitate to take drastic action.

“If I find out my husband had a DNA test done after I just pushed a baby out, immediately I leave the hospital, I’m leaving with my child and serving divorce papers,” Oluwatofarati boldly stated. Her remarks highlight the deep sense of betrayal and lack of trust she would feel in such a situation.

The businesswoman's comments have sparked a heated debate online, with many supporting her view that trust should be paramount in marriage, while others question whether DNA tests are justified in today’s world.

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DLifeless1:
That your family never jam anything for this life, na milk you still dey lick, haven't you seen where news of a whole family, even extended is wiped out, just forget that you no jam me, aunty, shey when all these post events will be happening, you are already maggot food, I fit sacrifice my life to make sure you in particular stopped existing, I won't care what else will follow, even if the child of the marriage will suffer, I won't care, just pray you don't meet people like me.
Just keep praying because even me I am scared of what I will do to you just to make that point that no woman will take my peace, I'd rather die to that, just pray cos I am even scared of myself and what my mind can bring up.

Lol. Oshey. Keyboard Rambo. Arm Chair Shekau

All na mouth. You gonna learn, and you gonna learn the hard way

Nicepoker:
If you make noise too much. You will get thrown back into the streets.

You didn't pick me from the streets so I ain't going back to the streets. I'm going back to a family who will treat the fvck up of anyone who messes with their daughter.

DLifeless1:
It won't be anywhere hot for you and I, you have only one option and that is to divorce me, no woman, I repeat, no creature with a hole in-between her legs can take away my peace, if it becomes too much for me, I'll simply poison you and you will die sara and life will move on and nobody will find out.

Lol. You seem to forget that you picked the woman from a family. God catch you, you marry from a family of tigers like mine, na so your life go end too. You want to poison my mother's child and go scot-free? Dey play. Your family will lose more than one child

If you want to do a DNA test on our children, by all means, go ahead. A clear conscience fears no accusation.

But ...

Make I no use eyes see the result for that house or take ear hear am for outside because there will be serious trouble in paradise. The house will be too hot for the two of us.

GloriousGbola:
actually the taxes would make sense if they are not diverted

the BBC is free. so it has to be paid for somehow

commercial vehicles leads to wear and tear on roads whose maintenenace has to be paid for

Unfortunately, it will be diverted. It's like when these councils come knocking on shops and demanding for their tax payments, but the very street they are standing on is a complete write off. The average Nigerian will be reluctant to pay because there is no evidence of the money they are being made to vomit.

I gladly pay my LAWMA bills because it is now privatized and they are performing. We are now being charged for services rendered. Before we switched to prepaid meters, paying power bills was an exercise in impotent rage because we were being forced to pay for darkness, and for this reason we never paid the bills in full, but now that we are on prepaid meter, all that is history.

This country will work if there is accountability and judicious use of our resources

You want to keep beans for 12 months? I hope you can preserve it properly for that long?

GloriousGbola:
most of the bills local governments drop are actually based on uk taxes - it just happens that the moeny is diverted

eg tv license is from uk

Nigerian people will not even answer them because it is ridiculous and does not make sense

Ucheamani:
Council taxes are charged per quarter, bi-annual or annually. However, for most people it is divided into 12 and paid monthly via direct debit or cheques.
£1,500 can never ever be for a month No, not even inside Kensington, Buckingham or Windsor palaces.

Okay, thank you. I was wondering why it was so high

diamond68:
it’s like a bill they give you just for existing but technically they say it’s for emptying your trash 🗑. It’s that high cuz it’s rip off Britain as the locals call it 🥴🤣🤣

It’s like LAWMA bill

Like local government council bill... I see.

Na wa o. Living in UK is very expensive

diamond68:
hehe that place useless die. Anytime I enter that Yeye country the next day I done receive council tax bill of 1500 pounds ( 3 million Naira ) 😳😳😳😳 Awon werey it’s like their tax system is connected to immigration. They know when you done surface 🥴🥴

What is a council tax bill and why is it so high?

ProverbBaelish:
you shouldn't have responded, the bitch is looking for the attention no one is giving this Christmas. That's what loneliness can cause

I was feeling generous so I decided to throw a scrap of attention to him, and like the demented dog that he is, he is now so happy and feeling fulfilled with his life.

Sounds more like dry fasting than hunger strike

GracieX3:
Most?

Lol....the irony here is that you are assuming too much about me. Clown

Let me give you the attention you have been trying to get from me for weeks now because I'm in a mellow mood this morning.

I know you live to troll because nothing else brings you joy in that meaningless series of even more meaningless events that passes for your existence, but see, since your family failed to contain you before you strolled into the market and had access to Internet connection, we, the sane members of the society will keep working tirelessly to have you committed into an asylum, starting from Nairaland.

joseph1832:
"Assumption is the mother of all fvck ups".

You can shove your Happy New Year in advance way up your dirty anus. 🖕

Word 💯

Leave him to keep pushing. Most of his handles have been banned and this female moniker he is using will be joining them in the very near future.

ISellBeer:
OP you no get sense

No single sense

Bonab:
Old habits are hard to overcome.You might be surprised to know that your mum maybe away of your Dad's issues with women; typical of a Nigerian woman to stay in marriage because of her children.

Instead of telling your mother about it,talk to your Dad. Let him know respectfully how disappointed you're, and that you would want him to change. Don't shout at him or insult him(African Father's have pride).

Men, please let's do better. Those things you do in secret,one day your children may get to know about it, and just like the OP they won't feel happy about it. Be a good model to them.

Olorun maje. You've forgotten we are in Africa and we have a different set of cultural values. How can you talk to your father about his sexual activities?? It should be the other way round.

Hian. Una go just dey give funny advice sha.

Op, you're obviously still a very young adult, which is why you have created this thread to display the rashness and foolishness of youth. In time, you will grow older and get sense by force.

That is if this story is true sef. Una too dey lie on this forum

joseph1832:
Yep. Though I refer the previous movie released in 2002. That one had more swag (depth) than the recent one.

Remakes of nowadays don't seem to be holding up to their predecessors