₦airaland Forum

naptu2:
What exactly does it mean? What are they trying to say?

When they write "cousin sister" they mean their female cousin, and vice versa. I don't know how it came about but it has become very popular in usage.

Omoluabi16:
I first saw this cousin brother or cousin sister on Nairaland.

It is also rampant on other social media platforms. Atrocious grammer is the order of the day in these parts

illicit:
Ini is a goddess, init?

Nope, she ain't

femi4:
Are they even related

Who knows. Success brings about famzing.

Where's the full video??

ibrutex:
Congratulations to my cousin brother

No such thing as cousin brother. It's either your cousin, or your brother. Not both. So congratulations to your cousin.

wasulaiman:
Up ninja,, congratulations

No be only ninja. Na ninja tortoise 🐢

robosky02:
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1992 Abedi Pele (Ghana)
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1994 Emmanuel Amunike (Nigeria)
1995 George Weah (Liberia)
1996 Nwankwo Kanu (Nigeria)
1997 Victor Ikpeba (Nigeria)
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Sonnobax15:
. It's not an excuse, trust me.......this thing has become so rampant among many churches around,and I don't like it one bit..

For every one church that practice this thing, I can point out three that don't. You just need to ask the Holy Spirit to guide you.

Guy, you just dey find excuses not to attend church. If you do not like the activities, change church. E no hard.

I'm a die hard Pentecostal Christian and I know the tricks some bad eggs use to extort their congregants, bur that will not stop me from attending church. Once they start their gimmicks, I meauve. Thankfully they don't do that where I attend, and any day a guest preacher comes and starts all those their funny fundraising, I lock up , bone face and hold on tight to my purse.

E no hard.

It is the single ones that are the most opinionated about marriage. Someone who has been in the institution and has advised women to marry right is being attacked for saying the truth, but the ones who cannot even keep a steady girlfriend are capping.

If you like marry and become a devourer in her life. You gonna learn the hard way

Mr Farotimi knew he was stirring the hornet's nest when he published this book, so I am pretty sure he is ready for the attendant fall out.

joseph1832:
You're just being mischievous. The cases you sited, have all the so called victims you claim them to be, saying things they can't prove.

Defamation should still stand as a criminal offense, if not, people will start saying what they can't prove in other to gain traffic and even you, who wrote this load of bullcrap, won't like it, if I come to social media and start saying I fvcked your mother. Lol.

So you see, defamation should never be decriminalized, if not people will never learn. They still aren't learning even though defamation is a criminal offense, talkless of when it's not a criminal offense.

Don't mind him. It's easy to yarn crap because they have never been bitten by these nasty modafuckers who go around slandering people's reputation.

When you become a victim of defamation perhaps you will then understand why it should remain a criminal offense. Let's not go too far and start from Nairaland. There are a certain class of trolls whose stock in trade is defaming female nairalanders. Users like Cococandy, pocohantas and Klass99 were so brutally defamed that these ladies who started out gentle and easygoing on the forum were transformed into raging tigresses who constantly had to fight those idiotic, hopeless, no good individuals peddling the despicable lies about them.

What about me nko? I am supposedly a 45 year old single mother who got thoroughly fvcked in a hotel in Ondo state by a Nairalander who has deactivated. My 12 year old daughter is also on Nairaland, according to the trolls. Well, it is just now I'm beginning to calm down, but back then when I no send anybody papa, I was always taking these idiots to the cleaners, together with their ancestry and lineage. I still no send their papa, but the energy to drag them and their cursed lineage is no longer there, so I use the report button.

Now, if I know the people behind these slanderous attacks on my person, don't you think I will file a criminal claim against them? Who has the fvcking time to sue anybody? Get the fools arrested let them prove all they have said. Freedom of speech does not free you from the consequences of that freedom.

Op gidgiddy, don't let me swear for you.

AutoC:
Why do you guys push Christianity critisizing topis to from page on Sunday but bring Islam promoting topic on Friday...who is the moderator here ? @ SeunOsewa Seun

You are correct.

This is likely a skit. It is too ridiculous to be real .
Skit or not, these kinds of incidents is what is bringing ridicule to the body of Christ and needs to be checked as a matter of urgency.

Hussein035:
SOME of you small children thinks chancellor is the same as your useless ward A counselor in your street that's why you expect jagaban to send one of your village elders to go and bring the German chancellor since you don't respect people whom God has lifted

Irresponsible people everywhere. I piss on your head

Chiooor

Please I don't want to laugh

SpiritMoney:
And who are the illiterates who were confused about both roles?

You'll be surprised

Double

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Thank you for this post. Very educative

This is just disgraceful. Nowhere in the world does this happen, where we have to buy our own currency for God's sake. Why are we Nigerians like this? Why do we sabotage the system the way we do?

Is it that people don't read or what? Or do they read the headlines and rush to comment??!? Where on earth was it mentioned in the article that it is the Aare that wrote the petition?? The petitioner and his motives are clearly outlined in the article, but as usual our Nigerian yoots are too lazy to read. These are the same people that are chanting that they are going to read the now infamous book and have even ordered it online.

Shior. Unserious set of people

I am keenly following the comments on this thread because I'm finding the foolishness of these stiff necked heathens very fascinating

Mariangeles:
Oh! So Pastor Jerry don turn bloggers new favourite topic? Una never even see anything.

These useless bloggers can do anything for engagement

There is no online debate anywhere. It is just you unscrupulous bloggers that deliberately post rubbish for engagement

Na wa o. Just how low can some people go in the pursuit of their stomach infrastructure?

GloriousGbola:
there is a tribe from the uganda/kenya axis whee the father must test the bride and confirm she is intact. full penetration testing. i read it in one of those african writers series books. a nomadic tribe.

Now this one is very very strange

Even people who haven't opened a book to read since after the day they wrote their final exams in the university are also claiming they ordered the book and are waiting to read it.

What a country.

joseph1832:
FrOM tHE video I just watched, that might not be the groom's father, but the groom himself. It's the custom of Esan people when giving their daughter out for marriage, that her father makes her sit 11 times on her husband's laps.

So, if that is indeed the groom's father, perhaps the groom isn't around and the father is standing (that is) marrying for his son.

Thank you for explaining this. People just rush to comment on things they don't understand

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When the Lagos state government banned commercial bikes on the highway, we thought that was the end of the company. Like joke like joke, they eased away from bike hailing into financial services, with their app slowly metamorphosing with each update. From bike
hailing, they ventured into dispatch ride and parcel delivery services, and then financial services. And then Emefiele's inglorious reign of fiscal terrorism sealed their reputation.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Oh yes, I learned from them.

Lithiumite:
That's the way those obidients bandy all manner of falsehood against the president and the FG but they do not realise how foolish they are.....one was even brazenly claiming he was ready to join anyone planning a coup against tinubu.....you can imagine.

When the law comes for them, they will start crying oppression and begging. How can you say such a thing publicly?? That's treason and it's a very very serious offence world over. It's like people nowadays lose their senses once they pick up their device and login to the Internet