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Health › Re: Confirmed Ten Most Important Tips To Loose Weight In A Week by IsiAbuncha(m): 8:10am On Oct 12, 2015

KashyBaby:
I need this...need to get rid of extra kls

Naaa! Keep the extra kls, that's what makes you thick and appealing tongue

Romance › Re: One Word For Your Gal/ Guy by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:50pm On Oct 11, 2015

PunkyVeer:
But this is the romance section & not the politics section. My take is, whatever is happening to someone in a relationship in Nigeria, it probably has happened to million others in South Africa, Tokyo or Taiwan. Relationship issues are the tie that binds the entire globe. We can all relate to one thing or another.

And besides, I'm not the only foreigner here. We're plenty. Maybe you just don't know about the other, yes?

Nice words though, not still convinced
You LOVE NIGERIA, simple and short...

Its cool

Education › Re: Five Courses I Can Never Study In A University.(my Opinion) by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:48pm On Oct 11, 2015

chomytex:
Was actually pulling ur leg,i'm studying microbiology..i love geography tho,it was one of my best subjects in sec sch.

Ill kill you next time you try such!!! cheesy

Ofrima girls no dey recognise their elders.
Nice to meet ya anyway ... Now Following

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:44pm On Oct 11, 2015

rane06:
hey dear, I'm fine thanks for checking on me

My baby, guess you had a busy day
Church? I'm sure the answer is yes
Come closer, I want a hug

Romance › Re: One Word For Your Gal/ Guy by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:38pm On Oct 11, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Lol! And I told you love is universal, not a "Nigerian thing". One love, one heart

Naa, self-deceit... Its a Nigerian thing
If the love is universal, I wonna see ur posts regarding issues in Zimbabwe! Mozambique and countries all over the world cheesy

Education › Re: Five Courses I Can Never Study In A University.(my Opinion) by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:35pm On Oct 11, 2015

chomytex:
Geography

Coincidence huh, what level are u in?
Its either you'll be writing Human Geography and Statistics this semestre OR
Advanced Quantitative Techniques and Geomorphology OR
Developed/Developing World and Biodiversity...

So, Option A, B, or C?

Education › Re: Five Courses I Can Never Study In A University.(my Opinion) by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:30pm On Oct 11, 2015

chomytex:
The last one is theatre arts:nowadays u must not be a theatre arts student/graduate before u start acting.most of our nollywood actors read diff thing altogether..i dnt need to name them...i rest my pen here,u can add yours..happy sunday and i wish my fellow uniport students exam success..cheers!!!

Oh!? You're a uniport student sef, graduated from there though

Education › Re: Five Courses I Can Never Study In A University.(my Opinion) by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:29pm On Oct 11, 2015

Education › Re: Five Courses I Can Never Study In A University.(my Opinion) by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:25pm On Oct 11, 2015

5 Courses I Can't Study In The University ;
No disrespect to anybody but number 1 is Theatre Arts, that's a NO for me (Ill keep my reasons to myself)
Number 2 is Religious and Cultural Studies/ Church Administration and the likes!
Number 3, I can't do anything related to Agriculture (Agric Engr, Agric Econs etc)
Number 4 is Music
Number 5 is History/Diplomatic Studies whatever ...

Romance › Re: One Word For Your Gal/ Guy by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:17pm On Oct 11, 2015

PunkyVeer:
I can count. Duh! Yoruba or not, one is one.

Just come to Nigeria and stay, simple!
Ah ah! There's no day I don't see u talk about things concerning Nigeria, na so u like us reach?! cheesy

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:05pm On Oct 11, 2015

rane06:
Hello everyone. IsiAbuncha durlyn, howre u doing?

Happy Sunday cutie

Just checking on you sweetheart, hope you're having fun

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by IsiAbuncha(m): 3:40pm On Oct 11, 2015

I'm pretty sure A16 crew has no intention of matching B15 's page record.

Along the line, there'll be nothing to discuss concerning NYSC here, it will seem boring and most PCMs will begin to forget the main initiative of this thread but then once there is a new info in town, this is the place to be.
There will be e-boos/ e-couples and the likes as well, boys and girls here will definitely play love one time or the other cheesy

Ya'll are gonna pass through the “No Admission Offered Yet” stage, cheesy

Some will resolve while some will fall off along the line.

Follow your respective schools up to make sure you're mobilised as well, fill every form necessary and make sure you keep tabs on your student affairs officer.

I know not everyone who started this will eventually make it but then I wish everyone here goodluck, I know how it feels when you're not mobilised and your mates are...

Happy Sunday To You All!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by IsiAbuncha(m): 3:30pm On Oct 11, 2015

pweedyuz:
Awwww..
That's nyc..
At least, lemme b happy 4 u since am nt going

So were u headed ?

Awgu camp, coal city state

Happy Sunday to you, hope you're having a nice weekend

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 11:08pm On Oct 10, 2015

rane06:
yes dear, hope u saw d meal I sent to u for dinner

Yeah darling, didn't know you cook that well

You're the perfect idea of what a wife material is

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 10:51pm On Oct 10, 2015

rane06:
I'm fine dear. I trust u re good

Sure I am, been waiting for you here... kiss

Lots of other noisy couples here publicising their relationship status
You know how we do baby, ours is low key

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 10:45pm On Oct 10, 2015

rane06:
Hello everyone. IsiAbuncha durlyn, howre u doing?

My pretty jewel of inestimable value

Good to see u here again, how did ur day go?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 10:40pm On Oct 10, 2015

Make that October 27 do quick come, dis thread don dey run outta discussion cool

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 10:25pm On Oct 10, 2015

KingJB:
Kegites alert.

Oh! You sef notice am too abi

NYSC › Re: Top 15 Best States For NYSC In Nigeria| Highest Paying States by IsiAbuncha(m): 9:54pm On Oct 10, 2015

Best States In My Opinion;
-Anambra; Rivers; Enugu ...

Anambra is home for all!
Accommodation is relatively cheap, the lifestyle there is cool, peaceful and everyone is just going about his/her business. My extravagant brother served there, he was able to save a lot of cash after service.
The state allawee is about 5K but u will be contented with it unless u like nkwobi and peppersoup too much cheesy

Their guys are always willing to help & their girls fine well well o!

I schooled in Rivers State, know a lot about serving there though.
Most times u won't end up in the main PH City, you'll probably be in Abonnema, Okrika etc and 70% of corpers there are destined for classrooms.

Lagos is not as rosy as people think, even if u get posted to companies they'll use u as cheap labour.
You'll work like a staff and still earn like a corper, most times when they retain you sef they'll still use that corper eye to rate u. NB: Don't go to Lagos if u don't have guaranteed accommodation otherwise na public yard sure pass for u

Abuja is jamrock for guys o, the girls are always lucky there wink

They find their ways into radio stations and other good enough establishments and the rest is history.

Akwa-Ibom is for runs girls, the politicians like corper girls there ehhh! guys remove ur mind from there unless u just want the 10k allawee and u know how to play football betting. cheesy

Enugu make sense but accommodation is an issue mostly when u serve in the main town. State allowance is 10k for now. If u teach in Queen of The Rosary college lipsrsealed

(make I keep the info secret)
If u end up in ezeagu or Igbo-Etiti local government areas, chei! Na rural rugged, village life all the way & you go chop okpa full belle sad

Imo/Abia, to pay state allowance dey hard these two states sad

In fact dem be like twins, if u like the quiet/satisfactory lifestyle you'll enjoy them both
But note, no find anybody trouble there cos umu guys ga gba gi egbe if u do anyhow o! shocked

If na north, no be am! shocked

With exception of North-West (Sokoto, Katsina, Zamfara, Jigawa and Niger to an extent)
The remaining na another country, all those Yobe, Gombe, Bauchi side, if u dey carry afro hair like me the dust go help you colour am to brown cheesy

If you meet more than 10people wey dey speak English sef just thank God, all you'll hear is "Mallama/Mallami ina sun ki"
Emmmm seems like Kaduna and Kano na the america of dat region sha

Taraba/Nassarawa/Adamawa , if u dey teach for there your students go dash you foodstuffs ehhhh!

U go chop yam tire oh! Just carry ur palm-oil travel tongue

Some of the corpers there dey do yam business sef, dem dey transport the tubers go lagos sell at a higher price.

Benue/Kogi hmmm, makurdi get nightclub well well... With N500 u go enjoy urself scatter
Things are cheap as well but the people are yet to realise there is life outside their area.

As for the O states (Osun/Ondo/Oyo/Ogun)
Can't really say, no one complains about them though but I know there isn't any fun there

Where again sef? Emmmm, take the mic from me abeg I don try

Yours Sincerely ... ... ... ... ...

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NYSC › Re: Top 15 Best States For NYSC In Nigeria| Highest Paying States by IsiAbuncha(m): 9:26pm On Oct 10, 2015

Pinkiedearie:
Wow! Thank God enugu is there..
*thinking of serving there

We shall be waiting for you cheesy

Awgu camp, you should be ready to climb hills
Are u going with this 2015 batch B or yours is till next year?

Romance › Re: I Found The One I Let Slip Away On NL by IsiAbuncha(m): 7:05pm On Oct 10, 2015

nwababyoku1:
Anambara

Caretaker ok o. You do well

Thank you for the warm welcome.

Hmmm, nsogbu adiro
Just dey mention my name anytime u come online make I for dey fit see ur posts

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Romance › Re: I Found The One I Let Slip Away On NL by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:49pm On Oct 10, 2015

nwababyoku1:
LOL!
I'm half ofe mmanu half ndi igbo.

Unfortunately, the Igbo side of my family never spoke the language to us. And I grew up in SW, so I relate more with Yoruba.

Ndi igbo (what state?)
Anyway, welcome to nairaland proper
Ill be your caretaker here

Romance › Re: Can U Love Without Trust ? by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:42pm On Oct 10, 2015

Blizzyblinkzy:
Don't ever quote me again.
Ur post are senseless

Lol!!!

Romance › Re: I Found The One I Let Slip Away On NL by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:37pm On Oct 10, 2015

nwababyoku1:
Anuromi fi neku

I don't even know if I typed it right.

You're not a real nwa baby tongue

How u no go understand dat small thing

Romance › Re: I Found The One I Let Slip Away On NL by IsiAbuncha(m): 6:23pm On Oct 10, 2015

nwababyoku1:
LOL @mineral, whish one you want; aluminium, copper, gold, iron ore, cobalt .

Make ya choice.

Funny, ichena anyi bia gwu egwu abi?

Romance › Re: I Found The One I Let Slip Away On NL by IsiAbuncha(m): 5:35pm On Oct 10, 2015

nwababyoku1:
So I found him on Nairaland, the one I let get away.

I noticed after I checked his dp, even though he concealed his face, I KNEW it was him.

I'm writing this here because I'm to shy, to ashamed to say it to you in person, or text you etc.

After I saw the dp, I realised you have the same birthday with him(you) and your old posts from 2010 where you were talking about realizing your first love would never love you as much, truth is I liked you just as much probably even more, but I didn't think you liked me that much, I didn't want to be vulnerable, afraid of getting hurt, forming strong girl/ hard to get, etc. So most times I acted like I didn't like you.

I realise it's too late, but just so you know, nothing has changed.

Your first name and last name start with the same letter, almost every girl liked(s) you (scary something),

This is pathetic I know, but I just want you to know that your first love felt the same way about you, she only had troubles expressing it.

Boboyekini.

You just joined Nairaland yesterday, nice.
Forget about the lost love and move on biko, come and buy me mineral let's celebrate ur introduction to nairaland cheesy

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 1:55pm On Oct 10, 2015

rane06:
my dear, stressful o. Hope u re good

Stressful? Lol, tell me about it
You should be resting, its weekend

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 1:37pm On Oct 10, 2015

rane06:
good afterOon sweetie

Baby...
How's ur day going? Its a lot boring here for me

NYSC › Re: TRAGIC: Another Batch C Corps Member Dies Again by IsiAbuncha(m): 1:00pm On Oct 10, 2015

Shet! G-money?!!! shocked

Na wa o! Grew up in the same neighbourhood with him
Friendly, energetic and open hearted

Its sad, may his soul rest in peace sad

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 8:19am On Oct 10, 2015

deracathy:
my dear park well

I am telling you the main ish and you talking crab.

0 is platoon 10.

thank me later

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 7:42am On Oct 10, 2015

KeriBaby:
Yeah that one na the real thing

Good morning sire

Yes o, morning jare my pikin
How body?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by IsiAbuncha(m): 7:35am On Oct 10, 2015

KeriBaby:
0 is ten
So I heard o

My sister dat thing na over sabi people think am for head begin spread rumour!
Nothing concern ur call up number and when u get to camp,
When u get there and do ur registration you'll be offered a state code number like "LAG/001" bla bla bla
Na that number go determine ur platoon.

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