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@Michellin darling, who is bothering you dear? , If you need me, you know where to find me, 

@Almond, I see you here doing what you do best,  , Now don't over do it o, abeg, remember you are going to be my chief bridesmaid,and I don't want anything happening to you before the big day,

Ermmmmmmmm@Siena, how is Simibrazil, Heard it through the gravevine you two were spotted in Bora Bora,

@E-baby, I just knew you couldnt stay away, 

@tbk, so here is where you are wasting time, why I cannot find you anywhere?

LOL, ermmmmmmmmmmmmm. After outlining your case, she (Pastor) suggests that the scoop of Holy water I was intending on bringing would not be sufficient. She claims you will be needing an entire pond. . So meet let's meet by the beach, I will make sure you dip, snorkle, dive and swim in that Holy water,

Dr Ferlie:
where is the holy water

E-baby:
IIght will try to take pics of some and post them, depending on my schedule


I love all types of shoes from peep toes, pumps, high heels, mules & clogs, and flats lol (can't do without these ones, especially during hot weather)

lol my designers are Steven madden, Karen Scott, report, nine west, coach but have just added Jessica Simpson to my collections, just bought a shoe from her recently, very lovely. can't wait to wear them spring time

, You know I will give you a run for your money when it comes to shoes, me amor los zapatoes muy mucho,

I would need like a week to put my collection together, E-Baby can help out next time she stops by,  ,
Christino Loubotini, Aldo, Steve Madden, Kenneth Cole, Prada, Kenzie, David & Joan Circa, BCBG girls and Enzo, Marc Jacobs are just a few of my favourites,

I ginne die oooooooooo.

@kIT, Leave my sidekick alone, alone, abeg,


@Ferlie, LOL, I have Holy Water for you, LOL,

Trodding off to bed, LMFSAO, hehehehehehehehehehehehe,

@Almond baby , the Romance is flaming hot o, I can't even keep up. Get your stilettos ready, ding ding ding, coming soon!! Wedding of the year jare

I cannot find My baby daddy, jackal

Dr Ferlie:
you should know better. I ;Ds she not your wife?

tell him oo, abeg

Mc Omo:
or are u insinuating she does[b] rimjobs ? [/b]

Your ass is in deep shit for that comment. I am unleashing Omo on your behind

It's funny how I am ROFLMSAO right now because one he goat doesnt have the balls to approach me, instead he is all over NL posting crude remarks, LOL

Up until 6 years ago I used to worship my dad( RIP) . My mom and I got very close after his death. She liked to whip, he loved to pamper. My dad was my world. Now I am learning to appreciate them both for who they are and were (in his place)

@Almond, wat ah gwarn?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. gross,

@uzzy baby, what's up? How is school?

What work would I be refering to?

Mc Omo:
I thought this thread was about me and my sweet Omo Oko Eko

See this yeye boy nah . You better leave my sidekick alone, Errrrrmmmmm, don't mek me have her bite ur ass,

"super star" by Lupe Fiasco.

@Ferlie, you are a mess . Don't worry he will forgive you. Just watch me work my Island magic on his ass tonight .


@eldee.ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What did I do now? I didn't release him o. It's his twin brother posting here, shhhhhhhhhhh

@Jackal, My baby daddy, am off to work o, But remember to keep the sheets warm. I will be back before you can say "Jack Rabbit"


errrrrrrrr. See this New kid on the block making comments about Nl. LOL. Ferlie please educate Safarina that we are the Oldies on the block. Have been here when Seun was just gathering his ideas for the creation of NL, LOL, Tata peeps, have to go make my greens,

Chacal:
@ Islander,

I am here . . . . .
It has been a hard grind at work . . .
Anyways, whats cracking? I can see a large cache of VERMINS running around the yard . . . .
Can u do me a favour? Why would anyone shag her UNCLE?

LOL, yes o, They have emerged from their holes,,,but you know I will take care of their needs,

errmmmmmmm. she shagged her uncle because she's a ho, and a cheap one too,

BTW, hurry on home, I am xxxxxxx as hell

I knew my patients would be back for more "medicine". Killed their dunce ass last year. I thought the bashing help in teaching these underachievers a lesson, gosh was I wrong.
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OMG, see this underaged LovePeddler calling others names.  Had my people in Lagos investigate, heifer was roaming the streets at nights selling her crooked pussy for naira. Such a shame, Generational curse,

Hmmmmmmmmmm. See how the he goats sent baby goat to be devoured today.

Eldee free your sould boy, it helps ;DLOL


Thinking when did the standard of Education fell in that now all you need is an IQ of 2 to gain admission into a Uni, LOL

Thinking where is my Jackal,  ,

Ferlie Ferlie ferlie, i am not only insulted, but I am aggrivated, Now if your aim is to make a dyke out of me, please do so with class. A Diva deserves the best, Abeg,

LOL, How did the "uncle shagger" come here spewing crap then disappeared, I am all powered up to destroy her skunk ho of a heifer

@Kit, ask Islander what? , Leave my Moody alone, She's happily married, but unfortunately NOT to you ,


@Dr. Ferlie, I see you have done well, Continue bringing the cows to the yard for milking, Viva la Gossip,

Both,


Bald or Grey? LOL,

Missing my boo Jackal . It's been exactly 1hr:34mins:12secs, Donde esta usted mi esposo?

Moodylady and Cute ass, my two baby sisters

Ronnieslimz and Chiogo

Jaybaby

Tafari my mentor

Almondjoy my Therapist

Tbk417 my newest NL pally

Shakira, the crazy one

Siena my bro,

Thug-life my stalker , wat ah gwarn buoy?

Ralvy, long time pally

Arnold1, he is MIA

Doyin, I want to beef your ass

Busta and Uzzyan my sisters

@Jackal , Your gorgeous pitbull is here o. You know this pregnacy thing aint easy o. You have to pay me for every month I carry these 2 baby Jackals . I am off to Lamarze, be a good boy.opps. Daddy, LOL

@Omo, I see you are still here hounding my boo. Don't make me bite your 12 toes .

Interesting topic. I believe true love exist. The reality is that, sadly, some people may never experience it, while others may. It's risky game, the best player may not necessarily wins,

OPps, Thanks for reminding me, BRB


@topic
Are you a good cook?

yes i have,


Have you ever read a book twice and still didn't grasp the story?

finekid:
Its funny. . . I mean real funny, what some people believe!

LOL, so true

@topic
It's funny how you go to bed thinking one thing, then wake up believing another

It all depends,

@topic
Short or long hair??

Is he rich??


@topic
Are you in a good mood?

ibkaye:
hmm, need to meet him first



will you marry my dad?

ROFLMSFAO.
Almondj, that game is soooo gay, Bunch of men rolling and romping on each other, gross. Am 101% homophorbic, so I don't support anything that involves "batty" men .

I am however betting on Man Unt to win the championship. And I pray the West Indies cricket team rebounce this year,