NL and its drama. Ferlie don't mek me bite ur ass, .
Moodylady is right here with me, so which honeymoon are you refering to? .

Anyway she sends her love, She is very busy taking care of her business and doesn't have time to browse.

@AlmondJ,
Wetin? I heard Siena and the Brazil one don having bachannal.LOL, And the wedding hasn't even taken place yet. ROFLMSAO,

OMG, This is so not true. Ferlie where did you get this information? lard hav mercy,

LOL, Almond my dear Moody is doing great. Still basking in glory after her vacation in lagos. I promise to extend your well wishes as soon as she gets out of class.

And how are you dear? I noticed my Siena getting hitched, and refused to tell me? . For that I shall crash it,
.

@topic
IBLN I stroked his slinky and he giggled

Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #14365 on: Yesterday at 12:52:43 PM » 

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everybody just wan show im "DISS" strenght sha .

the island one,
do go ahead and get this sleep whilst u can still make out time for it.
someone should be needing you wild awake for some activities for the latter parts of the day @Wormedup,
Yes I did exactly that and it paid off well .

How are you? 

@Kit, I see you have heeded to my call

@tbk, let's pick up where we left off

@Jackal . nuff love from your Island pitbull.(BTW Nigeria won yesterday. That was great, although I don't expect them to advance any further )

hmmmmmmmmmm. Why on earth would you f.uck your uncle during Ramadan then blame me? ROFLMSAO

@ritchgoat
using to word "shattered" is a coloquial way of saying erected, constructed. The only mistake i made was not to have enclosed it in quotation marks. And it was done in my haste. Now goat I have no time to waste with you, Get lost, I dont have luck with ugly people,

@kit,
Let me sleep on that for a while . Whenever I get riled up unnecessary it takes a while for me to come back to earth.

LOL, The gambian exploit was for my Autobiography, LOL, (it is an inside joke),

Anyway am back to bed, will torment you later

I-man:

If you say it often enough,it won't make it true.

@Loyiks

Couldn't help myself.Its hard to have respect for someone her family look down upon as a disgrace.I haven't said anything that wasn't public knowledge,in so far as other Nairalanders have heard it before,even if you haven't.

I swear you should join Comedy Central, One family member disgraced herself and the rest of us by picking up a gutter rat and you come here spitting thrash.  Bat if I were you I would be busily getting my  life in order, Men on the DL are the largest contributors to the spreading of the big A.

Anyway you bore me with your recycled rantings, let me go look for  a more interesting thread to do my thing, but I will be back,

And Imani my prayers for you isn that you will adopt some self confidence.  yea I heard in real life you are a novice, won't dare watch another human in the eye, However behind a computer every Mumu becomes a "king", And just a quick question, errrmmmmm do you by any chance are taking hormones?  I swear that phone convo we had I mistook you for Michael Jackson, such a high pitch voice for a man.LOL

@Loyki I have heard you o, About to go back to bed anyway, Unlike the multitude of Nlders, I have a job, 

ritchboy:



@loyika

ill "give it a rest" after this post because your one of the few people i respect on this forum

@Jackal

why plead for her? i thought she was "rippin" me apart? you shoulda warned this LovePeddler who ritchboy is earlier.

@islander,
u strike me as[b] a clueless [/b] lady trying so hard to be arrogant.i'll let this one slide.your obviously oblivious of the utterances u utter.

Goat you are a disgrace to manhood, Jackal wasn't pleaing for me, instead he was trying to save your ass from the inevitable.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I am  clueless just as you are without knowing who your real sperm donor is . Now get off my turf and ONLY speak to me when I have spoken to you,

@loyki
seems like you missed me.  That batty buoy knows nothing about me. He posted some things he cooked up while awaiting his next client.  But trust me when I tell you I have enough dirt to bury the bush rat, You see he made the mistake to enter my clan, Now when shit hits the fan he cries foul,

Anyway, I am enjoying all this.  I love when people rile me up for nothing. It's a different ballgame if we have a misunderstanding. Now I am all geared up and NOT even a good cali-herb can deter me,

ritchboy:

Islander,
your so pathetic i feel sorry for you.its not really your fault. i blame your abjectly wretched father.if only he could afford better quality condoms perhaps his filthy semen wouldnt have crept into the HIV infested ditch your mother calls her cunt and the error known as "islander" wouldnt be in existence.i also blame the pill poppin/needle injecting/rehab bound LovePeddler you call "mum".even einstein wouldnt have been able to figure out why she failed to abort you.in other words, YOUR MOTHERS FAILURE TO ABORT YOU IS THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.

was

Bat listen to me and listen good. MY honourable dad (RIP) was what your entire generation of males would NEVER amount to.  If your ass wasn't so broke I would have taken you Island hopping to view a few of his creations shattered throughout the Islands. He died leaving a legacy.

Amd please don't you dare mix up my mother with that Nappyhead village ho who shit you out. Go and ask her why you look nothing like the other hedious sheep in your family. Maybe if she is honest she would tell you the truth. My mother, the elder Diva won't even look at you hospital spit cup.

The last time I checked, your mother had disvirgined all the drunks in your village, AIDS? LOL I think you need to keep up on foreign affairs, Go check where AIDS really is rampant before you come here making a mockery of yourself.

And no bat, I know the abortion thing is synonymous with your kind, Islanders are too indulged in other things than over populating the world. We make children when we are ready not like dogs do,
He goat, I will rip your ass to shreds.

@Loyki
I don't know you either, but I am impressed with your objective approach to all this.  LOL, No the gay Imani started it all. Apparantly my getting to close to Jackal has trigger some bad blood. You see, Iman is really on the DL( down low) He swings both ways.  He had his eyes on Jackal, not know Jackie is a ladies man.  Don't be amazed, this is NOT the first time he has done this.  I used to be friends with another male Nlder and whom he also loved, he was successful is spreading vile to ensure he capture that one for his use( batty use that is)

Don't be caught up in all this "race" business.  Some he  goats are jealous becuase I have a little sumthin sumthing in  my DNA,
Rest assured I have more africana in me than them,

As to your pally Ritchshit, don't mind him.  I bashed his ass some time ago and as uaual he went whimpering, But like  typical child he has seized this opportunity to come back for more. let him I just had my morning coffee,

ritchboy:

Islander,

i can see the trauma u suffered as a child as a result of your uncle sexually assaulting you virtually anihilated your mental progress.uve bin running round nairaland screaming "i shop @ bloomingdales/tiffanys,i'm a diva,i bone jackal".u even refered to yourself as "holy".that just shows how deluded you are.
although 99.99% of what you spew is false,i have no doubt u fukk jackal.its so obvious even ray charles' corpse can SEE it.
because shaggin jackal is the only way the brain of a homo-sapien can become as lethargic as urs currently is.hope yall use protection,because if u have kids those retards would pose a bigger threat to the world than global warming.

OMG another stink asshole just decided to join in "total war" Bat listen up, I am tired of educating you goat about trying to pass off your lifestyle onto someone else. I know Uncle fucking neices and vice versa is common among you, but please we have class where I am from, we don't f.uck blood.

Look at this village rat, so wait you too wanted to shag Jackal?LOL, Leave my man alone, he only f.ucks women.

And please don't hate a sister for enjoying the finer things in life. Not everyone's parents chose yam cultivation over an education, So don't be mad because mine worked their asses off to afford us luxury.

You came here not knowing what transpired to show your idiocy. Goat I warned you a few days ago to be careful what you wish for. NOw don't take your hunger out on me( am about to have french toast, need some?), Instead why not go down to Yaba, and seek employment, Trust me I am sure they have openings there.

No don't worry about my kids, atleast they won't have malaria or anyother disease. Poor thing I have been on NL long enough to know that anytime someone post about something that you bat only see on tv, it's lie, Gutter rat go back to your mud hut and save those Naira for food. The internet cafe owner is already rich, Now go plan on building your empire too,

I-man:

I'm dey hyperventillate about you all the time,so I thought I make her even more jealous .No vex,I go comot am Wetin you do am?@MC Omo

The girl don talk say you and Fynewaka beg am for money. So,you probably dey on her good books.

See this barefaced blood cloth liar, You bat Kituan was on that thread the day I exposed Fynewanka for his begging ways and NO where was his name mentioned.

Batty pumper, You have been ranting about exposing shit about me and your are yet to do so, while I have been plastering your life story like hot bread at the market.

Again don't get worked up  because I am boning Jackal, Atleast I am a woman. You on the other hand needs to deposit your semen( if there is any remaining) into the correct receptacle.  

Again Jackal was never interested in your Bulling scam, so let us be, You nasty ugly bitch,

OMG, Boy you calling me ugly?  Let me go look for that hedious pix to droppped in my inbox to paste here. The same one that gave my poor monkey
George night mares, swine like you.


People this bat is one verbally abusive goat.  If my cous refuses to acknowledge him he goes on swearing spree, throwing everything she confided in him back in her face, Now bat, please go suck your cocks, I am tired of bashing your big head,

Mc Omo:

@Islander

I feel u . . . .  

but my point remains[i] FOR HOW LONG DO You WANT TO BE BITTER ABOUT THESE BROUHAHAS RIGHT LEFT AND CENTER ?[/i]  

there will always be retards accepted but to a very large extent just try and ignore some ignorables, exactly why I gave Jackal that credit _{abi na pass} of not being outrightly bitter about cyber  

for example, despite all this Cougar/Chacal/Reyes4eva/Jagenne/Hucarson/Slingene shebang we still maintain a decent offline relationship  

babes . . .sip it easy

You know what? You are so right, Funny enough in my haste I really didn't think along that line.  I heard you, am off to bed,

But leave my man Jackal alone or else No invite to the big bashment for your ass , ( I hope no "man  man-eater" comes at me now for chatting you up Kit , This is a freaky world we live in,

I am off to bed, have to[i] work[/i],,opps kids to babysit tomorrow,

Mc Omo:

@Islander

when will u learn not to take cyber-brawls seriously

thats one thing I WISH UR BONING CHACAL WILL ADD TO You

Kit it's NOT about learning not to take anything. It's about when mongooses wiggle their way unto turfs that are not common to them,

I am sure you aren't blind( like so many here) thus it is evident that I didn't start anything,

Anyway trust me, I am laughing my tanned Island ass off. 
BTW Kit don't you have any kids for me to babysit? LOL,

See the loser has nothing on me so him and Tolo tolo spent days on YIM prepping, I want to revive Moody so she can bring me those emails and chats so I can laugh even harder.

oh I will forever bone Jackal, He is a Man, NOt a "shim"

debosky:

Les I thought you knew me better than this

I really don't care, I'm just[b] watching [/b] the show

I referred to the 'cock' comment, since it seems to be your insult of choice, don't worry I'm secure in my heterosexuality

I'm sure you don't need anyone to stir up your ass, you seem pretty mad as it is, just don't hurt yourself

so now watching included "participating?" LOL, Anyway Ade, You more than one here knows I can handle my own shit and don't need any following. I don't do the "imaginary" mudslinging, It's all facts baby, I am willing to lose a relative for this, I was provoked and when that happens I don't a f.uck about who gets hurt/

LOL/. One by one they are coming out of their cocoons, i have waited for this since last year, guessed Father Christmas came late,

Mc Omo:

@Islander

is this how u hope to win this battle ?

throwing free shots like u don't care . . . even for those that it might not be meant for ?

very soon, I will be next on your hit list abi ?

, rest assured once you stay within your boundaries there would be NO such thingy

No I do care that's why I don't post crap without any kind of backing, I have proof,

debosky:

quit ranting my friend

cock sucking blah blah blah. . .is that all you can say?

I won't trade insults, y'all are waay better at that, I can't wait for you to bring out my dossier too

And who is trading shit with you debo?

Of all the things I said why the cock sucking seemed to the only thing that troubled you?

stay out , atleast I know my blood wont lie to me, Iman loves men and it's a fact.

There is notable NLder whom he follows around attacking anyone who would as much as look his way. Let him tell you and your crew how he was caught with d.ick in hand while calling out the Nler's name,
YOu people don't stir my ass up more than it is,

debosky:

are you referring to me Islander?

That would be amusing, I like to sit and watch, but feel free to drag me in too

@ Kit, I hope your medics are ready, this could get bloody.

Who the cap fits, let them wear it,

And why would I waste my energy ( for menopause_) to drag you in when you are doing an excellent job at it?

So buzz up your gay, cock sucking pally, I had my prozac I am ready to rumble,

See this 2faced f.ucker, All who wants to join in feel free to do so, The more the merrier,

Mc Omo:

na wa o . . . .

what exactly do u guys hope to achieve by doing this ?

its aight when u cuss each other out. . . . BUT NAUSEASTING WHN You GIVE TOO MUCH PERSONAL INFO OUT HABA !!!

Not hoping to achieve anything, Just need to release some steam since Imani is mad tha Islander is stealing all his men on NL, Don't worry, rest assured the goat has nothing  on me besides my first, second and last names( and so too is everyone who has ever visited my hi5, facebook and myspace accounts)

I was minding my own business until this gutter rat decided to squeal, not am up.

D-reloaded:

Jackal you know you called I, ThiefOfHearts a "chimp" right? I will just chalk it up to you being mentally sick with a 24 hr virus .

You sef 4Play, are you insane? What concerns my profile with this bullshit you people have going on? Dont maker me hate you because despite our disagreements I enjoy most of your posts

and wetin be this nonsense between you and[b] Lesleen [/b] sef?

And what are you implying?

Secondly, NL gay Iman get mad whenever any of the men he thinks he can f.uck gets too close to the Diva. So he lashes out. LOL, He did it before and trust me soon, Tbk,Kit and others would soon follow. Too bad those guys give wood( to ladies) they don't receive,

Iman, Nairaland first Official batty buoy,
you gay you have been yearning for my attention for weeks. Now you have it. Instead of ranting around Nairaland like a dejected goat, why don't you come out and tell NLders your beef with me stemmed from the fact that I discovered and disclosed your true sexuality.


Tell me who "Man" would be about to bone his woman and after seeing a picture of Eddie Murphy shirtless, his c.ock goes dead.LLOL

I am a midget, but guess what? your village, black uglyass would NEVER come near me.

Yes I have all the YIMs where you came bawling like a womanliness when you were dumped. You batty buoy, I have tried my utmost best NOT to mingle with the likes of you, but since your ass seems to be obsessed with me, I shall let you have it.

Goat let me advise you the just like I did your prospective partner( the one who you have been following all over Nairaland attacking everyone for) Yes the same one who you have been calling CUTE.LOl. Islander NEVER liked your 'dark" ugly ass. I was forced to be nice all for my cous sake.

Now go educated your parents about how to forgive your brother and welcome him back into the family, all because he chose to marry someone they didnt approve. Never knew their asses were so dumb.

I am waiting anxiously waiting you "batty digger", You have just signed your death warrant.  C'mon bitch let me hear you scream.

Guess what? This 'aunty" will rather have Jackal boning  her anyday than to catch AIDs from  a goat on the DL like you,

You started this now let's get the ball rolling, wannabe cooperate Lawyer,

Your little tolo bitch has been feeding you shit about others, I pray she tells you what she shared with me about you as well,


The "midget" will forever cause goats like you sleepless nights, Is it by force that I remain friends with you bats?  Now dry your sorey eyes and move the  f.uck on,

I am a DIVA, I will be back with a few of the comments you made on my Hi5 profile pics, bat, let me go wash my eyes, was just about falling asleep.

[/size] And who man gives the woman they bone 40pounds then ask back for it during an argument? BAT[size=8pt]

@Ruudie, Manchester United but I am thinking of changing, One dirty gay here supports it too and in the Islands we beat and sink batty buoys in the Atlantic,

Also the coward who keeps making subtle remarks need to step up "shim" game, His 20k pounds his parents left him before retiring to their village cannot support me. I live too large.

Am doing great baby girl . How have you been?

@topic
IBLN I had my baby speaking in tongues

almondjoy:

I say no secrets on Nairaland!!!! Anyway, I don't blame you! Too much gossip. Wey Moody? [/b]I have been fine oooooooooooooh! Only that errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? E be like I my[b] flower dey miss!
Please pray for me to find it ooooooooooooooooooooooh!

I haven't killed my fowl in like 2 months now! Fear no let me go see my native doctor!

It is all Nairaland's fault!

LOL, You are so right, That's why they have NOTHING on me, but I have enough dirt to bury their asses,

Moody is good. She returned from Naija and spent a couple of days with me. We had a blast. She is back at school now.

What is all that about you and your native doctor? remember say me na Nigerian o

@topic
In bed last night I had a blast

Mc Omo:

@Islander

how much of Jackal do u really know ?

I know him inside out and I can tell u he has not less than 8 Nland Ids WHICH TO MY FACE HE CANT DENY, forget all the f@ckery he is spewing . . . . at least he knows who not to mess with

crib ? [/sub]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Kit now listen it is NOT the number of years that counts now, but rather the QUALITY time spent with Jackal , I know ALL I need to know, don't worry.Instead worry about these goats you call your friends who go around spreading rumours about people who couldn't care if they have 1 or no balls , I have a beautiful crib in the island, and I am thinking about constructing one in Naija too

@tbk417
No stress.Apology accepted.  Just becareful of who and what you allow to "rub" up against you.  Ironically the bat who started and continue to spread with rumour, along with his boyfriend, used to be on my YIM promising to build me a mansion on Victoria Island and add another 300 pairs of stilettos to my already flooded closet, All the while I used to on the floor ROFLMSAO, After they realised that I would rather share a tequila with Star01 rather than be seen in public with them, all of a sudden "I hate black people", LOL, Anyway No hard feelings, absolutely no bad blood, (I didn't see the mail, which thread?)

@Jackal.
I am out, if you need me to know where to find me .

@Kit
I am still awaiting to bite your ass for starting rumours about My Jackal

Tbk417

I used to think of you as one of the few real "men" on this forum, that was until you have joined the bandwagon of moronic assholes.
Now instead of using your YIM to spread vile about me, someone you have not a clue about, why didn't you just ask me what has been bugging you?

FYI, the bullers and goats who fed you that hogwash you willingly swallowed( wish your ass choked) were once on my list, until I cast their useless asses aside for bigger and brighter things.

My f.ucking paternal grandfather was an offspring of African slaves, so tell me how the f.uck did you come off stating I hate black people??

Yes let them spread as much gossip about me as they like. Told the gutter rats, they Have NOTHING on the DiVA, I have nothing in my closet,

And by the way they can stop hounding my sexy ass, I am taken and by a Nigerian, a BLACK f.ucking man too, isn't that rather ironic? LMFSAO,

I need you all to grow balls, I swear Island men do not have time to gossip, I have NEVER experienced such fuckery until I discovered NL,

I am heading home you fuckards ( according to my darling Jackal) can continue to exhibit your feminine side, I am so far removed by it all,

wormedup:



islander,
u've been dragging jackie to bed for the past 26 hours don't u think he's wasted already

Wat ah gwarn , Boy and the fact that Jackie qualified to be dragged off to my bed and some ugly gay with a failing heart didnt. He chose to display his idiocy here.

I will give him room to come back and attempt messing with me again, This time it will be deadly.