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nijabazaar:
Well, How can one survive the stench coming off genitals.

wt d sweat and rectal fluids dripping arond that area

Is yours that dirty and smelly?

Where is Buhari's body odor language when you need one

Lol, @ who told you?

Naija

Probably just to help in registering a number of people

If eternal Rome could collapse, no nation is invincible. The collapse is always from within, don't think about the fact that no nation can match them now

Only the old souls will take time to read this to the end, maybe that's why they are placed at the end

Fedayeen02:
I get angry when people fight over food or gifts in a party. Those things are things you can afford but because of you want to get back from the celebrants the token you gave them then you start messing yourself up.



Abi na lie

Why can't organizers get better arrangements for giving out souvenirs

He wants to stay in France and coach Nigeria, see him pomo head

He also disclosed the grey areas in the NFF conditions that may have caused the Frenchman to do a rethink on the job he once showed interest in. Pinnick said, “Le Guen wanted to stay in France to be coming from time to time to take up the team on specific assignments. We are insisting on a Super Eagles coach that would reside in Nigeria. We want a coach that will be more embracing in terms of football development in Nigeria.” He also disclosed that the Frenchman was not happy with NFF’s targets for him. “He didn’t like targets. In the past we set targets for Siasia, for late Keshi and even Oliseh, why not him?” the NFF boss asked. He added that he believes targets motivate a coach to work hard. “We do not want to repeat the mistakes of the past where people were employed with so much expectations and they ended up disastrously

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/nffle-guen-talks-failed-pinnick/

This kind of post with no boobs display , no need to rush and book space, just take your time, next 2 hours you can still comment on the front page

When other states are not able to pay salaries to old workers , Lagos is recruiting new workers. Good

Samzack:
thank u very much 4 diz educative post,
but plx I rilli dont know anytin on programming but i'll like 2 learn nd cr8 a web application
but plz I dont know if dere is any free tutorial online nd if dere is plz gimme a link for beginners nd I also want to know which language wuld b easier 4 a newbie dat wants 2 learn how to design a web app
THANKS!

If you really want to learn programming, you must stop typing like this

You may ask how it relates to programming, you are training your mind to substitute words and letters, there are syntax in programming that just a comma or uppercase or a missing letter can send you to a whole day of debugging

lagosflexcamp:
smh just listen to yourself. You be amateur sha that haven't understood how the mind of an average naija girl works. Look, if you have a gf and you are not bang**g her right, trust me, she will never appreciate you nor respect you as her man. If you like buy the entire world for her, her cold and cheating attitude won't change towards you. She will always *cheat* on u with another sharp guy.

Most naija girls don't want love( well they don't even understand what love means). What they mostly want is goodsex, your money and your bad boy behavior. I really pity amateurish guys like you sha. Na una dey show our naija girls love pass and na bad boys dey enjoy una girlfriends pass. lol

Op take heart sha bcuz na you fuckup, so don't blame ur gal

If there are people I would really buy a beer for on nairaland, you are one. This is reality. Nigerian girls don't even know what they want

It must be only the girl that is naked

See wetin dey concern person for this economy wey bubu and the gambari gang don destroy finish

Did Boko give any date? If you want to declare anywhere, just go ahead. We ve had enough of the deadlines

Lol

People no dey understand NEPA announcements.

When NEPA goes on the media to warn about power outage, know that the areas to be affected are GRA, Government Housing, High brow estate.

If na Ajegunle, Mile 1, Aluu etc, no time to warn those scums, they are already used to no light

Rejoyce78:
Rubbish!!! This government is always blaming others for their failures! Soon they'll blame weather anomaly!

I thought they had already done that, Oshobaba blamed rain for not building roads after 7 years in Edo

How can 5% make a budget not working when there 97% others

achieverme:
If buhari has the power to make that SHELL VP appointment, he would have given it to a gambari.

Most Jonathan appointees are getting international jobs, this shows the high level of technocrats Jonathan gathered to make Nigeria the top 3 growing economy, not this gambari coven we are now.

If only the thieving politicians had allowed Jonathan

Milky way too far

Do you wonder how the map of Nigeria was drawn in 1850

Zombies will be like, "jaja is ipod"

Before you think of scamming anyone remember that on the internet, what goes up can never come down ", once your name and details are tagged scammer especially on a high ranking site like nairaland, your children will see it no matter how much you change later.

What I learnt doing online biz, communication is paramount

The girl don turn overnight celebrity

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For the brand, if this is your first laptop, then go for HP but as you need more performance, you may consider other powerful brands

For battery life, yes charge for at least 4 hours preferably on NEPA light before full use, though you can still on it and check it features.
If possible, after the first full charge, let it run down to say 10 or 5% before you charge it again and start using it as you like.

Go for Windows 10. Vista was a failure, Win 8 was a mistake but all the corrections are in Windows 10
This however should not be a criteria for the purchase, as you can upgrade this at any time rather look for the specs that you cannot upgrade easily and make sure they are good.
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O lawd

50k for how many night?

Na gold plated punny?

TrapQueen77:
Plz tell them it's too late boo...

The iPhone is taking over

Never, late

Have you seen the Nokia N1? Click to see the pix before you conclude