₦airaland Forum

lagosflexcamp:
smh just listen to yourself. You be amateur sha that haven't understood how the mind of an average naija girl works. Look, if you have a gf and you are not bang**g her right, trust me, she will never appreciate you nor respect you as her man. If you like buy the entire world for her, her cold and cheating attitude won't change towards you. She will always *cheat* on u with another sharp guy.

Most naija girls don't want love( well they don't even understand what love means). What they mostly want is goodsex, your money and your bad boy behavior. I really pity amateurish guys like you sha. Na una dey show our naija girls love pass and na bad boys dey enjoy una girlfriends pass. lol

Op take heart sha bcuz na you fuckup, so don't blame ur gal

If there are people I would really buy a beer for on nairaland, you are one. This is reality. Nigerian girls don't even know what they want

It must be only the girl that is naked

See wetin dey concern person for this economy wey bubu and the gambari gang don destroy finish

Did Boko give any date? If you want to declare anywhere, just go ahead. We ve had enough of the deadlines

Lol

People no dey understand NEPA announcements.

When NEPA goes on the media to warn about power outage, know that the areas to be affected are GRA, Government Housing, High brow estate.

If na Ajegunle, Mile 1, Aluu etc, no time to warn those scums, they are already used to no light

Rejoyce78:
Rubbish!!! This government is always blaming others for their failures! Soon they'll blame weather anomaly!

I thought they had already done that, Oshobaba blamed rain for not building roads after 7 years in Edo

How can 5% make a budget not working when there 97% others

achieverme:
If buhari has the power to make that SHELL VP appointment, he would have given it to a gambari.

Most Jonathan appointees are getting international jobs, this shows the high level of technocrats Jonathan gathered to make Nigeria the top 3 growing economy, not this gambari coven we are now.

If only the thieving politicians had allowed Jonathan

Milky way too far

Do you wonder how the map of Nigeria was drawn in 1850

Zombies will be like, "jaja is ipod"

Before you think of scamming anyone remember that on the internet, what goes up can never come down ", once your name and details are tagged scammer especially on a high ranking site like nairaland, your children will see it no matter how much you change later.

What I learnt doing online biz, communication is paramount

The girl don turn overnight celebrity

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For battery life, yes charge for at least 4 hours preferably on NEPA light before full use, though you can still on it and check it features.
If possible, after the first full charge, let it run down to say 10 or 5% before you charge it again and start using it as you like.

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O lawd

50k for how many night?

Na gold plated punny?

TrapQueen77:
Plz tell them it's too late boo...

The iPhone is taking over

Never, late

Have you seen the Nokia N1? Click to see the pix before you conclude

timijoseph01:
tell me more... how does it wrk

You dey ask, how it works, if you see link to go learn new things, you go say la click la bend

Fayose even try to send his deputy, Buhari never attended any Council meeting or made any contribution to national growth

The Bakassi local government chairman, who spoke with THISDAY in Calabar, denied abdicating her duties and deserting the council secretariat, saying she goes to Bakassi whenever it is necessary.

A local government chairman/person? Why is she not residing in the LG of her authority?

ahaz:
thank you mr shakespear.

It is Shakespeare not shakespear

I remember the first time I went to Calabar to get my share of the famous Calabar sexcake, na there I come understand say most of the these girls are not even from the place.
The indigenes are no longer cooperating so to fill the gap, girls are imported from elsewhere and train to blend with the "Calabar flavor"

There are kingpins behind all these, those are the real criminals

I'm just imagining her backside to be like dis

With his Gucci shoe bought with the 5% oil money

I said it, in the end time, people will no longer be satisfied with that small bread and diluted wine the pastor shares with them , they will start asking for fofo, edikan ikong and jellof rice

From the universe filled with pulsating balls of gases, you shouldn't be confused whether some bodies of gas cannot gather and give light before the sun and moon took shape.

If you put science into it, the sun's purpose is not just light, if it were light, there were other sources before it, rather, the sun's gravitational pull gives order to everything in creation.
It is because the sun is there that the earth can spin and revolves producing season and regulating the climate as well as maintaining a healthy atmosphere cloud necessary for survival.

That's why the sun was created before any other thing, not just for the light but for order and seasons.

To add to that, let there be light was more of let the dark gases disperse so that light can penetrate the earth which hitherto was dark and waste. Since you are a thinker, let me give you something else to ponder on: There was really light before creation.

We already heard it from the APC main electoral financier who matched Dasuki dollar for dollar.

Today he is the winner (Winner takes all, loser goes to jail)

Who the covering don epp?

Nigerian Bloggers and Copy-and-paste be like.

No time for SEO, just copy, paste and off to facebook to blast the groups and nairaland to scare the spambot

jenny88:
I taught that they have stopped importation of generator ....I dont know that they still import it .....But i taught that power generation have improved in the mouth of some set of people ....well , i think that sumec is better because of its capacity. Buy sumec if you are using high voltage equipments like refrigerator . But if it is just for bulbs and television , you can buy tiger because of its low consumption of fuel ....

It is thought not taught.

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