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Lol, better talks than these have been going on since 1999, there is no hope bro as long as this present structure remains

Kc3000:
Hahaaa...zombies said he bought Dubai mansions by selling snakes. I've heard it all now!!!

I have not recovered from the laugh when that one said that 50 barrel of snakes cost more than 50 barrels of crude oil. Na true sha but what is the cost of production of a barrel of snakes compared to crude oil.

How did APC achieve this mass brain format?

Dirty person, did she even washed her hands?

This is a fight you can never win alone. Tell your partner, if truly she is a wife material, she will know how to handle it, if she doesn't handle it well, then you have an option

Only in Nigeria

Call Army

Abacha basterdized the economy but Obasanjo came in and restored everything without blaming anyone

kobonaire:
The gains of floating your currency are not seen overnight. It should take a couple of months for the effects to be noticed.

Exactly,

The same thinking that the dullardd used when he thought that he could keep Nigeria in limbo 6 months and whenever he is ready for action everything will change instantly.

Buhari just passed a vote of no confidence on his economic advisers, who is the clueless one now

Nice

Ekuru:
Guy, you're killing the search engine placement of your blog the more with these links you're posting.

Nairaland is a do-follow site and bombarding it with links from the same site is negative link building.

I know you're looking for clicks but this is a professional advice I'm giving you for free.

There are some blogs in certain niche that there's is no need for seo cos they know they will never make it to Google first page (probably, in a niche with other blogs with better DA and similar content) , so the way out is to drop links anywhere.
I no dey argue with you so don't reply, you were right in your opinion

Useful info

You will be surprised that a small job like this, some Nigerians may feel too proud to do and be waiting for a mechanic to fix it, after all they can pay.

There's so much job in fixing things up in my experience, I will be looking at the wiper especially when it rains and say, "Yes I Did That".

Updated:

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Straight to the point

When a product is launched, blogs buzz around it with reviews that are as enticing as the pix. You will be surprised to see them hype a new phone with the same vigor that they used in the previous version that turned out to be a flop.

I was bitten once but imagine my surprised when a blogger who supposedly did a review was also complaining weeks later.

This is the true story: It is no longer news that most of the phone dealers do give out phones to some bloggers for review but the Nigeria situation is that once they get this phone for free, they rarely put up an objective review of the product. The bloggers will just reel out exaggerated and confusing figures on the spec as well as attempting to compare it with top range phones from Samsung or Apple in order to book a slot in the next product launch giveaway.

If you really want to know how good a phone is before you buy them, read reviews on the products discussion forum like most here on nairaland. Never ever see a spec from a blog and proceed to buy the phone, you may be disappointed.

Their meat are too tough to eat, I dont like them. I rate it 2/10

Techlector, you have fallen my hands. Even me sef, no matter the inducement, even if Tecno dash me two of the phones free, I would never mislead my audience like this

NOETHNICITY:
The amount the world has lost due to Brexit is
about $2 trillion so far. More than UK ever gave
the EU. Moral of the story: Nations are better
together than apart!

Yes but they must agree to stay together not forced to stay

Instead of them to face this reality, they are pursuing Saraki and Fayose.

Most Confused Government led by the Dullardd-in-Chief

In saner lands those guys' skills would have been harness for good works

Na mb, you dey take sync abi?

If they get independence today, na Buhari go first send them congratulations.

Bloody hypocrite

Nice

I vote for refiner.

Cc NLJega

When is she going to marry?

Trust the zombies, they will read the headlines and start playing the recorded tape

Correct the heading

IPOD Youth builds a Keke Toy

refiner:
helo..good morning dear!

pls sire could u pls vote for me as next miss nairaland?.....
this is the link dear..

https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand

I appreciate!

So I am dear now eh, how many of my pm have you replied










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Just kidding, you have my vote

Why can't black South Africans just compete favorably with the white.

Why not establish their premium schools and hospital so that they don't have to be bumping into white facilities and cry foul when segregated

I saw this in 2008

kay9:
"Halfman" is the Imp... Tyrion.

I think you mean Halfhand... Quorin Halfhand.

Thanks, corrected

Why waste your death wishes on him, I thought we agreed to do this thing alphabetically.
We just finished with Muhammad Ali , let go to the next alphabet orderly please, we will still come to D or E

I really admire the man behind the scene, Mark Angel

He is so diligent and doesn't allow his ego to cloud the rising star of Emmanuella, of course that would be the downfall of the two of them.

This is life lesson, it doesn't matter whether you were the one that brought the idea, sometimes your best position for progress can be behind the scene